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Be fun to see how "and commit to the euro" will go down. :p

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(Admittedly on our end we need to turf out the Nazis and their EPP collaborators, but the UK can come back when it has learned to embrace international union and accept the responsibilities of being in one, not just because it misses the benefits.)

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If the current "Rejoin" narrative is "so we can control immigration better" then the UK can fuck off tbh.

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Oh yeah is anybody else at that age where something is wrong, and a good set of blood results frustrates you rather than relieves you?

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Chris Ward @chrisward.de · 27/09/2026

After weeks of symptoms, blood tests, urine tests and an ultrasound that explained absolutely nothing about certain symptoms except to dwindle it down to treatable condition vs cancer, I am rather relieved a CT scan today showed it to be the first one. Never turn 40 kids. Not worth it.

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Had exactly the same experience with a fresh account on Tiktok. Just pure actual Nazi shit.

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Chris Ward @chrisward.de · 27/09/2026

I only sign into Facebook to stay in touch with friends and family and every time I do my feed is filled with far-right bile. Previously you'd have stuff catered to your own tastes. Now they throw stuff at you to get you riled and mad because that's where the 💵 is. And it is profoundly dangerous.

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Chris Ward @chrisward.de · 26/09/2026

Five years ago the AfD put up an election poster underneath *this* migrant. 😅💪

Me pointing at my election poster above the AfD's poster.

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Chris Ward @chrisward.de · 26/09/2026

If my insta FYP is accurate then that reality TV star's jury have been listening to his AI generated songs for at least 26 hours now.

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Chris Ward @chrisward.de · 25/09/2026

But then it wouldn't piss you all off :( x

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Chris Ward @chrisward.de · 25/09/2026

It will never cease to amaze me - the quantity and strength of opinions on what should happen in Berlin from those who don't live here.

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Chris Ward @chrisward.de · 23/09/2026

Where's the SEEDED graphic Mamdani? Wasted opportunity...

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Chris Ward @chrisward.de · 22/09/2026

Tag yoself I'm the junge woke Frau.

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Chris Ward @chrisward.de · 22/09/2026

Like, literally all three of them.

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Chris Ward @chrisward.de · 22/09/2026

I found out where the FDP voters went. They all merged into this one British dude.

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Daniel Mullis @daenumullis.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Der Ton ist gesetzt. Eine Koalition unter Führung der Linken müsste sich darauf einstellen, dass das die ganze Zeit so weitergeht. Ampelbashing lässt grüßen nur in gesteigert. Dabei geht es aber gar nicht per se um Die Linke, sondern eher darum Konservative für Bündnis mit AfD zu gewinnen.

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Emma @emha.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Moin 💚☕️ 3x Tankrabatt wurde schon mit 7,25 Mrd. € vergesellschaftet oder zur Erinnerung sämtliche Kosten für Extremwetterereignisse (nur 1 Bsp: Ahrtalflut ~30 Mrd. €), aber bei den Kosten für die Vergesellschaftung für bezahlbaren Wohnraum ticken sämtliche Leute aus. www.zeit.de/wirtschaft/2...

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Wohnungsmarkt: Banken warnen vor Enteignung von Wohnungskonzernen in Berlin

Der Bankenverband warnt vor einer Vergesellschaftung von Immobilien in Berlin. Dies schrecke Investoren ab und beschädige den Standort Deutschland.

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Yeah we couldn't work it out either.

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Today on "the right can't meme"...

Post der jungen liberale Berlin:
"Berlin hat die Entscheidung gefällt, extreme Ränder sind am stärksten...

Demokratie hat gesiegt, der Menschenverstand ist allerdings gescheitert.

Wir geben nicht auf, danke für alle, die vernünftig gewählt haben! #julis #fdp #berlin #freiheit #wahl"

Darunter steht eine Video mit zwei Frauen, die Wein trinken under dem Spruch: "The baddest b*** voted against AfD & Linke"

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Omg wer erinnert sich noch an Wolfgang Kubicki?

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If ordinary Germans were as upset at the AfD wins as they seem to be at the Linke win, the country would finally be denazified for the first time ever.

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Hi everybody. Have a newly unearthed pic of Twink-Me.

A 20 year old me sat with my back to the student newspaper desks.

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I stole it from my facebook status ten years ago. And back then I stole most of my good ideas from Bav so...

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Can't believe it's been a whole 11 years since Piggate. Or as I like to call it, the Prosciutto Affair.

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If Friedrich Merz's boss was Friedrich Merz, Friedrich Merz would have been fired a long time ago.

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The FDP to voters tonight:

Picture of a cat with sunglasses and a gold chain around its neck and the caption "That wasn't very cash money of you."

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Der Markt regelt das. :p

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Die Grünen should note that this is what happens when you offer people hope, not excuses.

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For all non German speakers who watched this but couldn't understand what he was saying, it was a man telling everybody he was taking responsibility but without accepting any consequences for that.

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Here's that exit poll with extra cat.

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This is monstrous, and absolutely not the Ed Davey I knew when I was in the party.

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100% Tempelhofer Feld e.V. #thfbleibt #noafd @thf100.de · 20/09/2026

My frustration at not being able to vote last year was the reason I wrote my get-out-the-vote app, funnily enough. So I know your pain - very few things annoy me enough to make me write an app. 😂 Hope it comes soon for you.

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Hier noch einmal eine schnelle Zusammenfassung: Wie stehen die demokratischen Parteien zum Tempelhofer Feld? Geht wählen! #spd #cdu #grüne #linke #berlin

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Basecamp 2026 - Bebauung des Tempelhofer Feldes?

YouTube video by Tempelhofer Feld

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🗳️ Just voted in our first ever election as Germans 🇩🇪 If you can vote, please go and do it. If you aren't German but have an EU passport you can vote in the district council elections. Every vote against the AfD matters. You have till 6pm!

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I noticed the anti immigrant dog whistling more but there we are. The EU has enough migrant-hating sentiment at the moment without adding the UK back to it.

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My problem is that the last bit always comes last. And I have to be extremely generous to interpret this stuff as "thinking of the migrants first". The argument that rejoining the EU means we can keep more foreigners out is especially disingenuous. Sorry, but this is just all dog whistle to me.

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Ed Davey going to do a stunt hilariously falling off a dinghy in the channel next?

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