Reposted by Jesus Christ's Sexy Abortionopus reticulatum @forestoffaun.bsky.social · 08/08/2026no more Death of the Author, its time for Death of the Audience 312944
Reposted by Jesus Christ's Sexy AbortionThe Onion @theonion.com · 24/07/2026Everyone In Oval Office Meeting Currently In Some Stage Of Stroke 432364284
Reposted by Jesus Christ's Sexy AbortionThe Onion @theonion.com · 21/07/2026A24’s ‘Elden Ring’ Film Stalled After Red Phantom Named TwinkPunisher Invades Set theonion.com/a24s-elden-ring-film-s… 5578552176
Reposted by Jesus Christ's Sexy AbortionAntaeus @antaeuss.bsky.social · 24/06/2026The new band member had no idea what’s he’s getting himself into 🍆 182533493
Reposted by Jesus Christ's Sexy AbortionRiverboatjack @riverboatjack.bsky.social · 21/06/2026"If I am to flower into something other than myself, I would rather rot into nothingness as I am." - The Reflecting Pool 67156704145
Reposted by Jesus Christ's Sexy AbortionBlack Lion21🔞 @blacklion21.bsky.social · 25/05/2026Okay folks! You were so quick! Here's Luca without his jacket! Next step at 100 likes and shares on this post #stripgame 250599
Jesus Christ's Sexy Abortion @christsabortion.bsky.social · 29/04/2026Fuck Amygdala so fucking much 000
Reposted by Jesus Christ's Sexy AbortionLeon @leon-cheetah.bsky.social · 26/04/2026better off alone 162531590
Reposted by Jesus Christ's Sexy AbortionSen the donkey @sengrisane.bsky.social · 13/04/2026Sorted my thoughts about censorship, so I can stop thinking about it. 97140296348
Reposted by Jesus Christ's Sexy AbortionThe Onion @theonion.com · 13/03/2026Health Speculations Swirl After Trump Screams, ‘Fuck! I’m Dying!’ theonion.com/health-speculations-sw… 623108451
Reposted by Jesus Christ's Sexy AbortionDWC Marshal Arts @infurnationale.bsky.social · 01/03/2026 628752
Reposted by Jesus Christ's Sexy AbortionAsh Bearfox @ash.furrypaws.org · 25/02/2026Hugs and kisses #furryart 337074
Reposted by Jesus Christ's Sexy AbortionThe Onion @theonion.com · 06/02/2026Trump Defends Racist Video As Racist 582858447
Jesus Christ's Sexy Abortion @christsabortion.bsky.social · 03/02/2026@rocafarrow.bsky.social you would say this is Maggie behavior 010
Reposted by Jesus Christ's Sexy AbortionAtrios @eschatonblog.com · 18/01/2026Hi it's me, author of "Fuck Unions: Why Dems Need To Destroy Those Dirty Sweaty Hogpeople" back with my latest book, "Gone Woke: How Democrats Lost Their Connection To The Working Class" 253218593
Reposted by Jesus Christ's Sexy AbortionIngrid Ask Me About Kurosagi Corpse Delivery Service @ingridblythe.bsky.social · 15/01/2026Before walk, after walk. Perpetual motion machine. 432834111
Jesus Christ's Sexy Abortion @christsabortion.bsky.social · 04/12/2025Congratulations to Brian Thompson for 1 year of sobriety! 020
Reposted by Jesus Christ's Sexy AbortionLow Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 30/11/2025That's rough. 61536
Reposted by Jesus Christ's Sexy AbortionREwadent Evil @ewacat.bsky.social · 27/11/2025deep respect to anyone expecting the Stranger Thing finale(s) to be in any way satisfying, your optimism is a rare and beautiful thing 142410119
Reposted by Jesus Christ's Sexy AbortionThe thread o’ tweets @threadotweets.bsky.social · 01/03/2025 120119
Jesus Christ's Sexy Abortion @christsabortion.bsky.social · 17/11/2025@rocafarrow.bsky.social Tucker behavior 010
Reposted by Jesus Christ's Sexy AbortionRazzball @razzball.bsky.social · 10/11/2025Joyce Carol Oates owned Elon so hard he's spent the last day posting about movies he hasn't seen in 15 years 15470421005
Jesus Christ's Sexy Abortion @christsabortion.bsky.social · 10/10/2025Peacemaker finale might be the most disappointed I've ever been by a TV show, like how was that an acceptable ending???? 010
Reposted by Jesus Christ's Sexy AbortionAydan @aydanfox.bsky.social · 28/09/2025Cocktail #2 - Apple Jackrabbit 2oz - apple brandy 3/4oz - lemon juice 3/4oz - orange juice 1/2oz - maple syrup Garnish - Lemon Twist 0359
Reposted by Jesus Christ's Sexy AbortionLow Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 02/10/2025He is the worst. 911519
Jesus Christ's Sexy Abortion @christsabortion.bsky.social · 25/09/2025Negative movie takes are fine, great even (I do that all the time) but some bitches on Letterboxd post like they expect the director to personally apologize to them and they STILL refuse to capitalize anything or break things up into readable paragraphs. Stupid, childish motherfuckers 020
Jesus Christ's Sexy Abortion @christsabortion.bsky.social · 24/09/2025Christians who use God/the Bible to justify acting like shitty humans are still real Christians. The fear of hell leads to endless psychotic behavior, and people need to stop denying that just because they feel uncomfy worshiping the same god as the worst people in America often do. 020
Reposted by Jesus Christ's Sexy AbortionThe Onion @theonion.com · 19/09/2025Left-Wing Group Too Disorganized For FBI Agents To Infiltrate theonion.com/left-wing-group-too-di… 200115272140
Jesus Christ's Sexy Abortion @christsabortion.bsky.social · 18/09/2025Bit late on this, but congrats to Brian Thompson on 287 days of sobriety! 010
Reposted by Jesus Christ's Sexy AbortionTINY at MFF @tinydragon.art · 14/09/2025What a nice multicolored sunset! Norman belongs to @normanjfrost.bsky.social I made dis! 7474111
Reposted by Jesus Christ's Sexy Abortion❤️Ransia🖤 @ransia.bsky.social · 10/09/2025Me the instant I feel like someone is mad at me via text: 2907
Reposted by Jesus Christ's Sexy AbortionKath Barbadoro @kathbarbadoro.bsky.social · 10/09/2025imagining the MAHA ppl who don't believe in germ theory treating charlie kirk w whiskey and beef boullion enemas like when andrew garfield got shot 2391975
Jesus Christ's Sexy Abortion @christsabortion.bsky.social · 10/09/2025Only 27 hours until my favorite national holiday! Can't wait to get drunk and make burger to celebrate 010
Reposted by Jesus Christ's Sexy AbortionThe Onion @theonion.com · 09/09/2025Stephen Miller’s Forehead Vein Lunges Out To Catch Passing Bird 1013758596
Reposted by Jesus Christ's Sexy Abortiondaily bunnies 🐇✨ @dailybunnies.bsky.social · 07/09/2025 182132403
Reposted by Jesus Christ's Sexy AbortionJesus Christ's Sexy Abortion @christsabortion.bsky.social · 28/03/2024Universal Basic income for everyone except people who don't understand "no cheese" at breakfast places, you dumb bitches don't deserve income at all 011
Reposted by Jesus Christ's Sexy Abortionthe babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 31/07/2025 60113353042
Jesus Christ's Sexy Abortion @christsabortion.bsky.social · 19/07/2025Cocaine is ok to do like twice or something 010