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Jesus Christ's Sexy Abortion

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opus reticulatum @forestoffaun.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
no more Death of the Author, its time for Death of the Audience
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The Onion @theonion.com · 24/07/2026
Everyone In Oval Office Meeting Currently In Some Stage Of Stroke
Everyone In Oval Office Meeting Currently In Some Stage Of Stroke
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The Onion @theonion.com · 21/07/2026
A24’s ‘Elden Ring’ Film Stalled After Red Phantom Named TwinkPunisher Invades Set theonion.com/a24s-elden-ring-film-s…
A24’s ‘Elden Ring’ Film Stalled After Red Phantom Named TwinkPunisher Invades Set
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Antaeus @antaeuss.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
The new band member had no idea what’s he’s getting himself into 🍆
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Riverboatjack @riverboatjack.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
"If I am to flower into something other than myself, I would rather rot into nothingness as I am." - The Reflecting Pool
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Black Lion21🔞 @blacklion21.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Okay folks! You were so quick! Here's Luca without his jacket! Next step at 100 likes and shares on this post #stripgame
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Jesus Christ's Sexy Abortion @christsabortion.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
lol just beat her easily
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Jesus Christ's Sexy Abortion @christsabortion.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Fuck Amygdala so fucking much
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Leon @leon-cheetah.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
better off alone
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Sen the donkey @sengrisane.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Sorted my thoughts about censorship, so I can stop thinking about it.
Infograph about censorship. It compares it to magnets.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 13/03/2026
Health Speculations Swirl After Trump Screams, ‘Fuck! I’m Dying!’ theonion.com/health-speculations-sw…
Health Speculations Swirl After Trump Screams, ‘Fuck! I’m Dying!’
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DWC Marshal Arts @infurnationale.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
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Ash Bearfox @ash.furrypaws.org · 25/02/2026
Hugs and kisses #furryart
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The Onion @theonion.com · 06/02/2026
Trump Defends Racist Video As Racist
Trump Defends Racist Video As Racist
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Jesus Christ's Sexy Abortion @christsabortion.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
@rocafarrow.bsky.social you would say this is Maggie behavior
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Atrios @eschatonblog.com · 18/01/2026
Hi it's me, author of "Fuck Unions: Why Dems Need To Destroy Those Dirty Sweaty Hogpeople" back with my latest book, "Gone Woke: How Democrats Lost Their Connection To The Working Class"
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Ingrid Ask Me About Kurosagi Corpse Delivery Service @ingridblythe.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Before walk, after walk. Perpetual motion machine.
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M.A.D @m-a-d-31.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
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Jesus Christ's Sexy Abortion @christsabortion.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
Congratulations to Brian Thompson for 1 year of sobriety!
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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
That's rough.
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REwadent Evil @ewacat.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
deep respect to anyone expecting the Stranger Thing finale(s) to be in any way satisfying, your optimism is a rare and beautiful thing
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The thread o’ tweets @threadotweets.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
@asantesinferno
i love that when british people sing they cut out all that bullshit
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Jesus Christ's Sexy Abortion @christsabortion.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
@rocafarrow.bsky.social Tucker behavior
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Joyce Carol Oates owned Elon so hard he's spent the last day posting about movies he hasn't seen in 15 years
cinesthetic. @ @TheCinesthetic - 6h
Edge of Tomorrow (2014) was sunk by confusing marketing and a forgettable title, yet it turned out to be one of the smartest and most entertaining sci-fi films of the last decade. Tom Cruise and Emily Blunt at their absolute best.
5 cinesthetic. © @TheCinesthetic - 14h What film have you gone into absolutely expecting to hate but that ended up pleasantly surprising you the most?
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Man on Fire (2004) sits at 38% on Rotten Tomatoes, proof that critics don't always see the vision. Tony Scott turned vengeance into poetry, and Denzel Washington gave one of his most quietly devastating performances.
cinesthetic. • @TheCinesthetic-2d
What's your favorite movie with a "rotten" (below 60%) rating on Rotten Tomatoes?
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Jesus Christ's Sexy Abortion @christsabortion.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
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Jesus Christ's Sexy Abortion @christsabortion.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
insanely hot, would
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Jesus Christ's Sexy Abortion @christsabortion.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
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Jesus Christ's Sexy Abortion @christsabortion.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
Peacemaker finale might be the most disappointed I've ever been by a TV show, like how was that an acceptable ending????
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Aydan @aydanfox.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
Cocktail #2 - Apple Jackrabbit 2oz - apple brandy 3/4oz - lemon juice 3/4oz - orange juice 1/2oz - maple syrup Garnish - Lemon Twist
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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
He is the worst.
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Jesus Christ's Sexy Abortion @christsabortion.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
Negative movie takes are fine, great even (I do that all the time) but some bitches on Letterboxd post like they expect the director to personally apologize to them and they STILL refuse to capitalize anything or break things up into readable paragraphs. Stupid, childish motherfuckers
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Jesus Christ's Sexy Abortion @christsabortion.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
Christians who use God/the Bible to justify acting like shitty humans are still real Christians. The fear of hell leads to endless psychotic behavior, and people need to stop denying that just because they feel uncomfy worshiping the same god as the worst people in America often do.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 19/09/2025
Left-Wing Group Too Disorganized For FBI Agents To Infiltrate theonion.com/left-wing-group-too-di…
Left-Wing Group Too Disorganized For FBI Agents To Infiltrate
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Jesus Christ's Sexy Abortion @christsabortion.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
Bit late on this, but congrats to Brian Thompson on 287 days of sobriety!
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TINY at MFF @tinydragon.art · 14/09/2025
What a nice multicolored sunset! Norman belongs to @normanjfrost.bsky.social I made dis!
A snow leopard sitting on a cliff while the wind blows.
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❤️Ransia🖤 @ransia.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Me the instant I feel like someone is mad at me via text:
Stock image of a cat with its fur flared in a scared/defensive way
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Kath Barbadoro @kathbarbadoro.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
imagining the MAHA ppl who don't believe in germ theory treating charlie kirk w whiskey and beef boullion enemas like when andrew garfield got shot
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Jesus Christ's Sexy Abortion @christsabortion.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Christmas came early today
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Jesus Christ's Sexy Abortion @christsabortion.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Only 27 hours until my favorite national holiday! Can't wait to get drunk and make burger to celebrate
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The Onion @theonion.com · 09/09/2025
Stephen Miller’s Forehead Vein Lunges Out To Catch Passing Bird
Stephen Miller’s Forehead Vein Lunges Out To Catch Passing Bird
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daily bunnies 🐇✨ @dailybunnies.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
A white bunny peeks curiously around a wooden door, looking directly at the camera.
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Jesus Christ's Sexy Abortion @christsabortion.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
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Jesus Christ's Sexy Abortion @christsabortion.bsky.social · 28/03/2024
Universal Basic income for everyone except people who don't understand "no cheese" at breakfast places, you dumb bitches don't deserve income at all
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
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Jesus Christ's Sexy Abortion @christsabortion.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
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Jesus Christ's Sexy Abortion @christsabortion.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
Beautiful creature
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Jesus Christ's Sexy Abortion @christsabortion.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
Cocaine is ok to do like twice or something
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