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💀 Christopher Means 💀

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💀 Senior Narrative Designer & Head Necromancer @studiodrydock.com 💀 Undead Mess in the Pacific Northwest 💀 Bi 🏳️‍🌈 He/Him 💀 ADHD

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💀 Christopher Means 💀 @christophermeans.bsky.social · 22h
Mood.
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Paperback Paradise @paperbackparadise.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Photo of a book cover which features an illustration of a man and woman meditating aside a chakra map and inside a translucent pyramid which is flying over the desert. Copy and title read

It’s happening again 

WHITE PEOPLE
UP TO
NO GOOD

by John D. Nuagape
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💀 Christopher Means 💀 @christophermeans.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Tragically, I'm a narrative traitor and still have Edith Finch, Dear Esther, The Beginner's Guide, Firewatch, and Wanderstop. All games I own.
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💀 Christopher Means 💀 @christophermeans.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It's bisexual visibility day. Witness me.
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💀 Christopher Means 💀 @christophermeans.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
What's your fake STAR TREK academic paper? Failure to Understand the Purpose of Emotion: How Starfleet's Educational Shortcomings are Failing Artificial Lifeforms
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Star Trek TNG Data Shrugs
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Bart⚓️ @bartgonnissen.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The Facial Expressions of Tethys by artist Julius von Bismarck. A suspended high-sea buoy that moves in real time. Sensors on a twin buoy out in the Atlantic Ocean send live satellite data to motors inside the museum. This makes the indoor buoy copy the exact, real-time movements of the ocean waves.
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Andy Bell @bell.bz · 23/09/2026
If you think you’re alone in being miserable about being Claude‘s condom, you’re not www.reddit.com/r/ClaudeAI/c... Once you get past the loud minority — those who are dead behind the eyes, but smiling for the cameras — no one who is forced to use LLMs all day is happy in this industry
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💀 Christopher Means 💀 @christophermeans.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Some good news.
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💀 Christopher Means 💀 @christophermeans.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
One administration, in one, if not the most complicated city in the world, was able to do this with shocking speed. Whatever YOUR city needs, infrastructure repair, housing reform, getting out of the way of intercity light rail (Seattle...), they could do it. They just don't want to, so they don't.
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💀 Christopher Means 💀 @christophermeans.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
A bit cerebral for something with a complicated seasonal arc, and it lacked the grounding elements of something like Mr. Robot. But, in terms of the modern intelligence system and the power wielded by the wealthy through intelligence analysts, it was a tight experience that deserved an ending.
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💀 Christopher Means 💀 @christophermeans.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Ozempic causing blindness is some Twilight Zone level shit.
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💀 Christopher Means 💀 @christophermeans.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I hear this has become very popular in recent years.
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Maggie McNeill @maggiemcneill.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
"You’re not making art, you’re making disgusting over-processed hotdogs out of the lives of human beings, out of the history of art and music, and then shoving them down someone else’s throat hoping they’ll give you a little thumbs up and like it." – Zelda Williams archive.is/uJHpl
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💀 Christopher Means 💀 @christophermeans.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Some good news in the midst of all of... this. And it's happening in my town :-)
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💀 Christopher Means 💀 @christophermeans.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
If you see this, post your green art! 🌿
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💀 Christopher Means 💀 @christophermeans.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Quote post this with a picture of the aircraft you’ll accept as a bribe.
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💀 Christopher Means 💀 @christophermeans.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
This is what we need. "Organic", "No CFCs", "No High Fructose Corn Syrup", "Free Trade", all of these qualifiers imply that the distinction is important enough to put right on the box. No matter your education on the subject, one has it, but the other is proud, BOASTING that they don't.
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💀 Christopher Means 💀 @christophermeans.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
"This just in: PlagiarismBot5000 engages in theft."
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Todd Vaziri @tvaziri.com · 17/09/2026
BREAKING NEWS: The new James Bond actor has been chosen and it's this guy. www.tiktok.com/@jrw21/video...
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💀 Christopher Means 💀 @christophermeans.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
You heard it from Rick Scott first: Republicans are Too Dumb to Govern.
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💀 Christopher Means 💀 @christophermeans.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I miss experts.
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Jackie 🍱🥮 🍳 @geekyfriedrice.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I want to host a panel that solely focuses on how to teach people how to file bug reports and general issues to support. There is an inherent disconnect between what is considered useful/actionable communication and I want that bridge to be shorter so we all can help each other. I truly want this.
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💀 Christopher Means 💀 @christophermeans.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
And that's all he needs to say, because "There's no AI" is very short, and there'd plenty of time to talk about World Tour.
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💀 Christopher Means 💀 @christophermeans.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
This is incredibly good advice, because there may come a time when you may not have the meds or it may be dangerous for you to take them. You cannot depend on them, because they aren't a sure thing.
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💀 Christopher Means 💀 @christophermeans.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Enough remakes. Give Beedle his own shop management sim. Maybe throw in some Death Stranding cargo balancing in for fun.
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Thought Slime @slimemildred.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
People who view everyone else as tools for their personal use cannot distinguish between real people and tools designed for their personal use.
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Grace Reed @deergrace.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I’m not sure who said it first, but I’ve been thinking about this line all week
A block print of a silhouetted cliff with the text WHAT IF THE BOULDER LOVED SISYPHUS?
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furry hater @furry-hater.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
really advanced shower in bathroom posted by no context tobey maguire aka ooctobeym on twitter with the caption: "gonna smoke a joint in here and pretend I'm Willem Dafoe becoming the Green Goblin"
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Dawnlight🌞Neni / ART COMMISSIONS OPEN!! @nenilein.com · 09/09/2026
Fun fact: "Reviewing an AI made translation" is more work for translators than just translating it themselves, because AI translations do not pass the sniff test beyond the most superficial. It's a loophole companies use as an excuse to underpay translators, and nothing else.
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Mike Murray @mikeadmurray.blacksky.app · 08/09/2026
We should all be very skeptical of what's happening here, especially after Geoff's treatment of Future Class. The only thing that prevents me from writing it off completely is other devs' involvement. Just remember that Geoff is not an ally, and tread carefully if you're going to pursue this grant.
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💀 Christopher Means 💀 @christophermeans.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
My ipad dying is probably a good sign I should get off the internet. He posted from his phone that was also in the bathroom.
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💀 Christopher Means 💀 @christophermeans.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I really liked X-Com. Someone sell me on STAR WARS Zero Company.
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💀 Christopher Means 💀 @christophermeans.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
This man has no idea how humid PAX was going to be.
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Dominic Tarason @dominictarason.com · 04/09/2026
Said it before, but across ALL creative industries, there is a glassy-eyed ayahuasca-addled CEO somewhere, slowly sawing the head off the golden goose while it's still laying an egg, grinning manically. Above them, a stadium-full of cocaine-dusted shareholders clap uproariously. This will continue
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💀 Christopher Means 💀 @christophermeans.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Who would think carrying a medium-sized geriatric dog could be so rough on the back.
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💀 Christopher Means 💀 @christophermeans.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
What video game changed your life?
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Prestyn “hire me* Price @blurrycrockpot.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Working on this game was a dream!! Give my fellow writers some love!
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💀 Christopher Means 💀 @christophermeans.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
And stay down.
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💀 Christopher Means 💀 @christophermeans.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Without saying your age, what is your favourite movie that came out when you were 20 years old?
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Aragorn's Dramatic Entrance
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💀 Christopher Means 💀 @christophermeans.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Strike the earth ⛏️
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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
This is pretty fucking wild. I had assumed in a worst case scenario he would target blue zip codes and toss ballots based on technicalities but this is even worse than I imagined.
Not only is this system astonishingly untested, USPS has simultaneously implemented an
impracticable zero percent failure rate.
13 When ballots are submitted to USPS in large-volume
batches, if any one ballot in the batch cannot be verified against the Portal, all ballots in that
batch will be rejected. For example, if a state election official brings a batch of 10,000 ballots to
USPS and USPS is unable to match just one of those ballots against the Portal – because, for
example, someone has recently changed their name after marriage or they’ve moved – then
USPS would refuse to mail the remaining 9,999 ballots as well. As the whistleblower notes,
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💀 Christopher Means 💀 @christophermeans.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Drop some ROBOTS
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MST3K's Tom Servo on the Internet
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Tweet from koyaanisqatsi heckler (@Arr):

*johnny cash in his final years, over a spare arrangement, his voice frail* he did a good job cleaning up the place, but his bosses didn’t like him so they shot him into space
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💀 Christopher Means 💀 @christophermeans.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
As a long-time VR haver, this is the kind of thing that's constantly left on the table that might have made the tech viable. Instead of chasing non-VR games that work against the tech, how about games where sitting down and moving a bit slower are to be expected or encouraged, like MECH COMBAT.
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💀 Christopher Means 💀 @christophermeans.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Whoops. mashable.com/tech/anthrop...
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Sony Music, Warner sue Anthropic, alleging copyright infringement
The lawsuit claims the AI company is engaging in the most "blatant ongoing thefts of intellectual property in history."
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💀 Christopher Means 💀 @christophermeans.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
It's hard to rile me up about GTA. The series has always leaned on being broadly mean-spirited. I like vulgar, I like crass, I like disgusting, but depicting everyone as their worse selves and then having nothing to say about that, seems like a weird sentiment to blow millions of dollars on.
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💀 Christopher Means 💀 @christophermeans.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Yessss return my gloom to me
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Chiitan🌈ちぃたん☆ @chiitan.love · 29/08/2026
I live inside a bamboo stalk! かぐや姫ごっこしましたっ☆
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phil @philjamesson.com · 28/08/2026
probably not good that i looked up "officer flock cameras stalking" and couldn't find this story amidst the deluge of other cops also stalking their ex girlfriends
google search results with the "top stories" showing four different articles about police stalking cases using flock cameras. these four stories are about three different cops (jason rogers, asad zahir, and sergio rodriguez)
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