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💀 The AntiChrist-opher Means 💀

@christophermeans.bsky.social
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💀 Senior Narrative Designer & Head Necromancer @studiodrydock.com 💀 Undead Mess in the Pacific Northwest 💀 Bi 🏳️‍🌈 He/Him 💀 ADHD

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💀 The AntiChrist-opher Means 💀 @christophermeans.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Big feels. I know I get a bit hostile when the vet comes for my kidneys.
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💀 The AntiChrist-opher Means 💀 @christophermeans.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Jurassic Park: I Really Hate That Man
ALT: Jurassic Park: I Really Hate That Man
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💀 The AntiChrist-opher Means 💀 @christophermeans.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
As a fellow ceramicist, that's the worst. We expect the kiln to take it's share, but to lose finished pieces. Uhg. Heartbreaking.
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Martha Stewart: Pour One Out for My Homie
ALT: Martha Stewart: Pour One Out for My Homie
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Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
John Carpenter in 1982:
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💀 The AntiChrist-opher Means 💀 @christophermeans.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
How do you handle the story when the IP holder's are pushing elements that are at odds with the actual themes, characterization, or established lore of a franchise?
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💀 The AntiChrist-opher Means 💀 @christophermeans.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I tried to reinstall it, but win11 kept flagging it as a virus.
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💀 The AntiChrist-opher Means 💀 @christophermeans.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"Where do all these peanut shells come from" Bitch, I'm building an alliance.
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💀 The AntiChrist-opher Means 💀 @christophermeans.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I miss my hacked version of CS5.
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Freya Holmér @freya.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"AI lets you focus on the higher level ideas!!" because we all grew up dreaming of becoming managers and CEOs we all know the real artists at the very highest level are the shareholders, famously full of amazing ideas
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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 05/10/2026
Holy shit.
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💀 The AntiChrist-opher Means 💀 @christophermeans.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Now, if meaningful, criminal charges were brought to court, it's Musk all the way. Elon has done so many awful things, many of which could be considered treason.
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💀 The AntiChrist-opher Means 💀 @christophermeans.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Neither are willing to actually risk their class status. Being (relatively) poor is their greatest fear, and neither has meaningful beliefs or philosophies that they would risk anything to uphold.
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💀 The AntiChrist-opher Means 💀 @christophermeans.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
There isn't really a way to know until midterms. Both are immensely cowardly and will fold to any enforced regulation that could harm them monetarily, it's just that no one's done that yet. If dems were to push hard, Zuck would cower to remain safe, Musk would likely fold, but publicly tantrum.
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Johnathan Perkins @johnathanperk.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This needs more eyes on it
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💀 The AntiChrist-opher Means 💀 @christophermeans.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Professionally speaking, you can learn a lot more from a bad movie than you can from a good one.
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💀 The AntiChrist-opher Means 💀 @christophermeans.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
To be clear, I don't support the church under any circumstances, but as a move to rehabilitate an image, it would be a slick one.
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💀 The AntiChrist-opher Means 💀 @christophermeans.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Your government isn't saying this. Your schools aren't saying this. Your employers aren't saying this. But the church, the church is, in no uncertain terms, saying this sucks and here's what they want to do. And they don't mention religion. They don't ask you to join. They'll do it for "humanity".
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💀 The AntiChrist-opher Means 💀 @christophermeans.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Not to support the Catholic Church, but, if I wanted to make them relevant and attractive, this is how I would do it. As the idea of humanity gets ground under tech-fascism, an art-focused call to a return to shared experience where the church safeguards the human where no one else will.
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💀 The AntiChrist-opher Means 💀 @christophermeans.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
She do got that dawg in 'er.
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💀 The AntiChrist-opher Means 💀 @christophermeans.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Oh that's sick, thanks for sharing!
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💀 The AntiChrist-opher Means 💀 @christophermeans.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Yeah boi
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💀 The AntiChrist-opher Means 💀 @christophermeans.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is flagrant propaganda that only serves to discredit deathworkers.
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💀 The AntiChrist-opher Means 💀 @christophermeans.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I think I'd throw The Prince out there.
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💀 The AntiChrist-opher Means 💀 @christophermeans.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
To the gnats of the Pacific Northwest: The Geneva Protocol prohibiting the use of chemical weapons does not apply to the pipes in my house.
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💀 The AntiChrist-opher Means 💀 @christophermeans.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Or at least golems of a more forgiving material.
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💀 The AntiChrist-opher Means 💀 @christophermeans.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It just really pointed out my bias toward Church-shaped religions, and Crazy-shaped cults, to the point that I didn't mentally clock it.
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💀 The AntiChrist-opher Means 💀 @christophermeans.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Honestly, it was so different, and also not very cultish, that I found myself going "Was there a church in Dishonored?" and had to remind myself of the Abbey of the Everyman.
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💀 The AntiChrist-opher Means 💀 @christophermeans.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Only euphemistically.
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💀 The AntiChrist-opher Means 💀 @christophermeans.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Surprised he didn't try to just option The Day of the Rope and be done with it. Fascist little pig.
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💀 The AntiChrist-opher Means 💀 @christophermeans.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Then every stage after that FOR A WHILE is just "Hey, have you seen my girlfriend?" "Have you seen my girlfriend? Hey, you, have you seen my girlfriend? She's really pretty and she smells good. Have you seen her?"
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💀 The AntiChrist-opher Means 💀 @christophermeans.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Re-playing Witcher 3 and the first quest is "Lilacs & Gooseberries", like, that man is IN. TO. HER.
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💀 The AntiChrist-opher Means 💀 @christophermeans.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Most Americans wouldn't care if their neighbor's house was on fire if they weren't worried theirs would be next.
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Nathan Anderson @nathanandersonart.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
Repostin' The Autumnal. Manifesting my seasonal mood.
A skeletal figure floats off the ground, wrapped in a cape made of autumn leaves. It wields a scythe adorned with a harvest of gourds.
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Jess Fink🍉🌈 @jessfink.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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A 7 panel comic by the artist. First panel: The artist is running from a distance towards a group of people playing basketball in the park. The artist is holding a pumpkin above their head and screaming "AAAAAAAAA". Second panel: The artist has leapt up and is in position to slam dunk the pumpkin into the basketball hoop. Panel three: the pumpkin splatters violently against the backboard of the basketball hoop, sending orange pumpkin goop everywhere. Panel four: the players stand staring, covered in pumpkin goop and shocked. Panel five: the artist stares at them wide-eyed, also covered in the goop and says "it's October FIRST". Their hand reaches towards their face. Panel six: the artist rips off their own face like a rubber mask to reveal a skeleton beneath. Panel 7: the group of players stand shocked and horrified, watching as the skeleton falls to the ground in a pile of bones, the sound effects says "CLATTER".
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💀 The AntiChrist-opher Means 💀 @christophermeans.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
You got it. I try to accommodate cryptids any way I can.
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💀 The AntiChrist-opher Means 💀 @christophermeans.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
... I need to get a trail cam ...
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💀 The AntiChrist-opher Means 💀 @christophermeans.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
SIIIIIIIIICK
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💀 The AntiChrist-opher Means 💀 @christophermeans.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
No, I'm with you, graphical fidelity eventually reaches a point where you're being sold something that's not better, but different, and then, eventually, not better or different.
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💀 The AntiChrist-opher Means 💀 @christophermeans.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
That's pretty sick. Looks like I'm warming to Alan Ritchson after all.
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💀 The AntiChrist-opher Means 💀 @christophermeans.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Appropriate.
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💀 The AntiChrist-opher Means 💀 @christophermeans.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I was FLOORED when I found out he was just some unproblematic ADHD golden retriever. Reacher just seemed like Boomer porn from the outside.
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💀 The AntiChrist-opher Means 💀 @christophermeans.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
... they are adding magic in the next update.
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💀 The AntiChrist-opher Means 💀 @christophermeans.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This sounds like a Dwarf Fortress bug.
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💀 The AntiChrist-opher Means 💀 @christophermeans.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Back in the day when the only mandate was being more intuitive than Sierra games. (loves the Space Quest series, but omg)
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💀 The AntiChrist-opher Means 💀 @christophermeans.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Excellent choice. The OG.
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💀 The AntiChrist-opher Means 💀 @christophermeans.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Mood.
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💀 The AntiChrist-opher Means 💀 @christophermeans.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Is that what that was? I heard two *whumps* but couldn't figure out what made them. - Tacoma
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💀 The AntiChrist-opher Means 💀 @christophermeans.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
God I love that album
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Paperback Paradise @paperbackparadise.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Photo of a book cover which features an illustration of a man and woman meditating aside a chakra map and inside a translucent pyramid which is flying over the desert. Copy and title read

It’s happening again 

WHITE PEOPLE
UP TO
NO GOOD

by John D. Nuagape
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💀 The AntiChrist-opher Means 💀 @christophermeans.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Big same.
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