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christopher hyzy @christopherhyzy.com · 02/10/2026

from this mornings Buffalo News 🇨🇦

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christopher hyzy @christopherhyzy.com · 29/09/2026

here’s how that’s bad for Joe Biden

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christopher hyzy @christopherhyzy.com · 28/09/2026

today was fun. let’s never speak of this game again.

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christopher hyzy @christopherhyzy.com · 27/09/2026

bury these cursed jerseys in whatever’s left of The Ralph and never speak of them again

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christopher hyzy @christopherhyzy.com · 25/09/2026

wow time sure flies i could have sworn it was only week 3!

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christopher hyzy @christopherhyzy.com · 25/09/2026

sounds exactly like what a spy would do

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christopher hyzy @christopherhyzy.com · 25/09/2026

at least you can outrun him if he tries

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christopher hyzy @christopherhyzy.com · 22/09/2026

only took 10 years and the advent of generative AI but i can finally photoshop that ex-friend out of our group shot wedding photos

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christopher hyzy @christopherhyzy.com · 19/09/2026

yeah I think it’s time to expand mine *checks SSD prices* goddamnit.

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christopher hyzy @christopherhyzy.com · 19/09/2026

what’s the fucking point of paying for “premium” tier if they’re gonna cram ads into that too. it’s like they want us to 🏴‍☠️

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christopher hyzy @christopherhyzy.com · 18/09/2026

ok take 20% off there its 2 games into the season theres plenty of time for the Buffalo Heartbreak™

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christopher hyzy @christopherhyzy.com · 18/09/2026

i had the same thought after that little factoid on the broadcast

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christopher hyzy @christopherhyzy.com · 02/09/2026

the Bills have booked OneRepublic for the home opener halftime show it’s the perfect non-denominational nothing burger music that won’t excite anyone, pander to any crowd, and equally kind of annoy everyone. well done 👍🏻

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christopher hyzy @christopherhyzy.com · 18/09/2026

2026 Bills: A Second Half Team™ 2027 Bills: FUCK YOU RUN FOR THE BUS BEFORE HALFTIME

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christopher hyzy @christopherhyzy.com · 18/09/2026

not that it mattered (DAWSON) but Josh should have ran that, he had the space instead of trying to hit DJ who got hurt in the process

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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

If you are in line to give up 84 points to the Buffalo Bills tonight, please stay in line.

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christopher hyzy @christopherhyzy.com · 18/09/2026

happy Buffalo Chicken Wing Dip Season™ to all who celebrate

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christopher hyzy @christopherhyzy.com · 18/09/2026

of course Allen gets the first official TD in the new stadium

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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

You’re boycotting Ed Sheeran because he’s pro-Israel. I’m boycotting Ed Sheeran because his music is bad.

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christopher hyzy @christopherhyzy.com · 15/09/2026

im sorry, “either side” of beastiality — did they disqualify the dogs too???

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christopher hyzy @christopherhyzy.com · 15/09/2026

Apple TV being the most Emmy-awarded streamer is a wild fact, made all the more impressive by their comparably smaller library and having accomplished that feat in only 7 years. Quality > quantity

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christopher hyzy @christopherhyzy.com · 15/09/2026

predictably, and justifiably, Widows Bay is gonna clean house tonight

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Nathan Goldwag @goldwagnathan.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Senate polling update, per Nate Silver: ALASKA 🔵 +1.1% FLORIDA 🔴 +5.4% GEORGIA 🔵 +9.0% IOWA 🔵 +1.2% KANSAS 🔴 +3.6% MAINE 🔵 +4.0% MICHIGAN 🔵 +2.9% MINNESOTA 🔵 +4.8% NORTH CAROLINA 🔵 +8.7% NEBRASKA 🟡 +2.3% NEW HAMPSHIRE 🔵 +6.3% OHIO 🔵 +4.0% TEXAS 🔵 +2.4% Generic Ballot: 🔵 +8.0%

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christopher hyzy @christopherhyzy.com · 15/09/2026

of all The Emmys openings, this is one of them.

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christopher hyzy @christopherhyzy.com · 14/09/2026

another reason to hate the Pats, toss it on the pile

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christopher hyzy @christopherhyzy.com · 13/09/2026

THROUGH JOSH ALLEN ALL THINGS ARE POSSIBLE

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christopher hyzy @christopherhyzy.com · 13/09/2026

I’ve been screaming this for years though. My kingdom for any other play beside James Cook up the middle on first down

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