christopher hyzy @christopherhyzy.com · 28/09/2026today was fun. let’s never speak of this game again. 010
christopher hyzy @christopherhyzy.com · 27/09/2026bury these cursed jerseys in whatever’s left of The Ralph and never speak of them again 171
christopher hyzy @christopherhyzy.com · 25/09/2026wow time sure flies i could have sworn it was only week 3! 010
christopher hyzy @christopherhyzy.com · 22/09/2026only took 10 years and the advent of generative AI but i can finally photoshop that ex-friend out of our group shot wedding photos 020
christopher hyzy @christopherhyzy.com · 19/09/2026what’s the fucking point of paying for “premium” tier if they’re gonna cram ads into that too. it’s like they want us to 🏴☠️ 130
christopher hyzy @christopherhyzy.com · 18/09/2026ok take 20% off there its 2 games into the season theres plenty of time for the Buffalo Heartbreak™ 130
christopher hyzy @christopherhyzy.com · 18/09/2026static.klipy.comWill Smith: Is That Victory I Smell?ALT: Will Smith: Is That Victory I Smell? 010
Reposted by christopher hyzychristopher hyzy @christopherhyzy.com · 02/09/2026the Bills have booked OneRepublic for the home opener halftime show it’s the perfect non-denominational nothing burger music that won’t excite anyone, pander to any crowd, and equally kind of annoy everyone. well done 👍🏻 061
christopher hyzy @christopherhyzy.com · 18/09/20262026 Bills: A Second Half Team™ 2027 Bills: FUCK YOU RUN FOR THE BUS BEFORE HALFTIME 071
christopher hyzy @christopherhyzy.com · 18/09/2026not that it mattered (DAWSON) but Josh should have ran that, he had the space instead of trying to hit DJ who got hurt in the process 040
Reposted by christopher hyzyNorm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 18/09/2026If you are in line to give up 84 points to the Buffalo Bills tonight, please stay in line. 217114
christopher hyzy @christopherhyzy.com · 18/09/2026Go Billsstatic.klipy.comWill Ferrell as Ricky Bobby: If You Ain't FirstALT: Will Ferrell as Ricky Bobby: If You Ain't First 010
christopher hyzy @christopherhyzy.com · 18/09/2026happy Buffalo Chicken Wing Dip Season™ to all who celebrate 011
christopher hyzy @christopherhyzy.com · 18/09/2026of course Allen gets the first official TD in the new stadium 040
Reposted by christopher hyzyKristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 15/09/2026You’re boycotting Ed Sheeran because he’s pro-Israel. I’m boycotting Ed Sheeran because his music is bad. 1738528
christopher hyzy @christopherhyzy.com · 15/09/2026im sorry, “either side” of beastiality — did they disqualify the dogs too??? 000
christopher hyzy @christopherhyzy.com · 15/09/2026Apple TV being the most Emmy-awarded streamer is a wild fact, made all the more impressive by their comparably smaller library and having accomplished that feat in only 7 years. Quality > quantity 000
christopher hyzy @christopherhyzy.com · 15/09/2026static.klipy.comWidows Bay Tv ShowALT: Widows Bay Tv Show 000
christopher hyzy @christopherhyzy.com · 15/09/2026predictably, and justifiably, Widows Bay is gonna clean house tonight 010
Reposted by christopher hyzyNathan Goldwag @goldwagnathan.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Senate polling update, per Nate Silver: ALASKA 🔵 +1.1% FLORIDA 🔴 +5.4% GEORGIA 🔵 +9.0% IOWA 🔵 +1.2% KANSAS 🔴 +3.6% MAINE 🔵 +4.0% MICHIGAN 🔵 +2.9% MINNESOTA 🔵 +4.8% NORTH CAROLINA 🔵 +8.7% NEBRASKA 🟡 +2.3% NEW HAMPSHIRE 🔵 +6.3% OHIO 🔵 +4.0% TEXAS 🔵 +2.4% Generic Ballot: 🔵 +8.0% 103778134
christopher hyzy @christopherhyzy.com · 15/09/2026static.klipy.comWidows Bay Tv ShowALT: Widows Bay Tv Show 000
christopher hyzy @christopherhyzy.com · 15/09/2026of all The Emmys openings, this is one of them. 000
christopher hyzy @christopherhyzy.com · 14/09/2026another reason to hate the Pats, toss it on the pile 010
christopher hyzy @christopherhyzy.com · 13/09/2026static.klipy.comVictory ScreechALT: Victory Screech 000
Reposted by christopher hyzyRob Sheridan @rob-sheridan.com · 11/09/202621 years old, sitting on the roof of my school in Brooklyn with friends, watching our city burn. To the 21 year olds of today, please know: We didn't want any of the shit that has happened since. We didn't want the wars, or the hate, or the surveillance. We've been fighting it for 25 years. 327747
christopher hyzy @christopherhyzy.com · 11/09/2026On 9/11 my 6th grade class had art from 10-10:40. Our teacher had a tiny tv in the back corner of his room. We walked in to find both art teachers watching it. We joined in. The south tower had just fallen a minute or two beforehand. 100
christopher hyzy @christopherhyzy.com · 09/09/20261) that folding animation between the two screens is so Apple 2) cutout for the camera on the inside screen would drive me nuts 3) damn this thing is thin 010