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christopher hyzy

@christopherhyzy.com
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⚔️ Buffalo, NY (Sabres, Bills, et al.) 🎧 Music Obsessor 🌃 The City Is My Church 🏆 TIME Magazine’s Person of The Year 2006

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christopher hyzy @christopherhyzy.com · 16h
based Frank Iero
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christopher hyzy @christopherhyzy.com · 18h
from this mornings Buffalo News 🇨🇦
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christopher hyzy @christopherhyzy.com · 29/09/2026
here’s how that’s bad for Joe Biden
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christopher hyzy @christopherhyzy.com · 28/09/2026
today was fun. let’s never speak of this game again.
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christopher hyzy @christopherhyzy.com · 27/09/2026
bury these cursed jerseys in whatever’s left of The Ralph and never speak of them again
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christopher hyzy @christopherhyzy.com · 27/09/2026
Bills
A man in a blue jacket and a white helmet holds a shovel. The setting includes a gray wall, orange cones, and a pile of dark material. The text reads: "Does that look like s*** to you?"A large screen displays the text DESTINY IS CALLING ME and BUFFALO BILLS. Logos are visible at the top and bottom.A man wearing a blue jersey with red and white trim stands among green leaves. The number 11 is visible on the jersey.
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christopher hyzy @christopherhyzy.com · 25/09/2026
wow time sure flies i could have sworn it was only week 3!
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
@alydixonisOK

doctor at my check up asked me if i had “any feelings of depression or anxiety” and i said “don’t we all” and she said “no” lol
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christopher hyzy @christopherhyzy.com · 22/09/2026
only took 10 years and the advent of generative AI but i can finally photoshop that ex-friend out of our group shot wedding photos
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christopher hyzy @christopherhyzy.com · 19/09/2026
what’s the fucking point of paying for “premium” tier if they’re gonna cram ads into that too. it’s like they want us to 🏴‍☠️
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christopher hyzy @christopherhyzy.com · 18/09/2026
❄️
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christopher hyzy @christopherhyzy.com · 18/09/2026
ok take 20% off there its 2 games into the season theres plenty of time for the Buffalo Heartbreak™
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christopher hyzy @christopherhyzy.com · 18/09/2026
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Will Smith: Is That Victory I Smell?
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christopher hyzy @christopherhyzy.com · 02/09/2026
the Bills have booked OneRepublic for the home opener halftime show it’s the perfect non-denominational nothing burger music that won’t excite anyone, pander to any crowd, and equally kind of annoy everyone. well done 👍🏻
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christopher hyzy @christopherhyzy.com · 18/09/2026
2026 Bills: A Second Half Team™ 2027 Bills: FUCK YOU RUN FOR THE BUS BEFORE HALFTIME
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christopher hyzy @christopherhyzy.com · 18/09/2026
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christopher hyzy @christopherhyzy.com · 18/09/2026
not that it mattered (DAWSON) but Josh should have ran that, he had the space instead of trying to hit DJ who got hurt in the process
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
If you are in line to give up 84 points to the Buffalo Bills tonight, please stay in line.
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christopher hyzy @christopherhyzy.com · 18/09/2026
Go Bills
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Will Ferrell as Ricky Bobby: If You Ain't First
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christopher hyzy @christopherhyzy.com · 18/09/2026
happy Buffalo Chicken Wing Dip Season™ to all who celebrate
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christopher hyzy @christopherhyzy.com · 18/09/2026
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christopher hyzy @christopherhyzy.com · 18/09/2026
of course Allen gets the first official TD in the new stadium
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christopher hyzy @christopherhyzy.com · 18/09/2026
fuck the refs, Go Bills
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christopher hyzy @christopherhyzy.com · 18/09/2026
Moana welcome to the Mafia
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christopher hyzy @christopherhyzy.com · 17/09/2026
b-b-b-b-b-b-Bills
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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
You’re boycotting Ed Sheeran because he’s pro-Israel. I’m boycotting Ed Sheeran because his music is bad.
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christopher hyzy @christopherhyzy.com · 15/09/2026
im sorry, “either side” of beastiality — did they disqualify the dogs too???
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christopher hyzy @christopherhyzy.com · 15/09/2026
Apple TV being the most Emmy-awarded streamer is a wild fact, made all the more impressive by their comparably smaller library and having accomplished that feat in only 7 years. Quality > quantity
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christopher hyzy @christopherhyzy.com · 15/09/2026
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Widows Bay Tv Show
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christopher hyzy @christopherhyzy.com · 15/09/2026
predictably, and justifiably, Widows Bay is gonna clean house tonight
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Nathan Goldwag @goldwagnathan.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Senate polling update, per Nate Silver: ALASKA 🔵 +1.1% FLORIDA 🔴 +5.4% GEORGIA 🔵 +9.0% IOWA 🔵 +1.2% KANSAS 🔴 +3.6% MAINE 🔵 +4.0% MICHIGAN 🔵 +2.9% MINNESOTA 🔵 +4.8% NORTH CAROLINA 🔵 +8.7% NEBRASKA 🟡 +2.3% NEW HAMPSHIRE 🔵 +6.3% OHIO 🔵 +4.0% TEXAS 🔵 +2.4% Generic Ballot: 🔵 +8.0%
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christopher hyzy @christopherhyzy.com · 15/09/2026
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Widows Bay Tv Show
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christopher hyzy @christopherhyzy.com · 15/09/2026
of all The Emmys openings, this is one of them.
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christopher hyzy @christopherhyzy.com · 14/09/2026
another reason to hate the Pats, toss it on the pile
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christopher hyzy @christopherhyzy.com · 13/09/2026
oops
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christopher hyzy @christopherhyzy.com · 13/09/2026
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Victory Screech
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christopher hyzy @christopherhyzy.com · 13/09/2026
THROUGH JOSH ALLEN ALL THINGS ARE POSSIBLE
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christopher hyzy @christopherhyzy.com · 13/09/2026
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freebie
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christopher hyzy @christopherhyzy.com · 13/09/2026
🪝
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christopher hyzy @christopherhyzy.com · 13/09/2026
nevermind
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christopher hyzy @christopherhyzy.com · 13/09/2026
time to see how Joe Brady manages the clock
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christopher hyzy @christopherhyzy.com · 13/09/2026
they’re never gonna let Damar go are they
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christopher hyzy @christopherhyzy.com · 13/09/2026
just peak Josh Allen doing Josh Allen things
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christopher hyzy @christopherhyzy.com · 13/09/2026
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christopher hyzy @christopherhyzy.com · 13/09/2026
Bills
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Rob Sheridan @rob-sheridan.com · 11/09/2026
21 years old, sitting on the roof of my school in Brooklyn with friends, watching our city burn. To the 21 year olds of today, please know: We didn't want any of the shit that has happened since. We didn't want the wars, or the hate, or the surveillance. We've been fighting it for 25 years.
A photo I took of the World Trade Center burning as sun set over Manhattan on September 11th, 2001.
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christopher hyzy @christopherhyzy.com · 11/09/2026
On 9/11 my 6th grade class had art from 10-10:40. Our teacher had a tiny tv in the back corner of his room. We walked in to find both art teachers watching it. We joined in. The south tower had just fallen a minute or two beforehand.
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christopher hyzy @christopherhyzy.com · 10/09/2026
BASEBALLL
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christopher hyzy @christopherhyzy.com · 09/09/2026
1) that folding animation between the two screens is so Apple 2) cutout for the camera on the inside screen would drive me nuts 3) damn this thing is thin
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christopher hyzy @christopherhyzy.com · 09/09/2026
lets gooooo
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