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CB @christopherburns.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Just 5 mins until Fall is officially here (first baked potato dinner of the year coming out of oven).
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Cage @ridiculouscage.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"why would I deceive you?"
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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
in your next zoom interview have not only a cup of ice coffee but seven or eight different cups of various beverages just off camera and casually drink from each of them throughout the interview the drinks should have fancy straws or colorful parasols or large pieces of fruit on the edge of the cup
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Reminder that in Canada upon becoming an engineer you get an iron ring made of a collapsed bridge, purposely designed to be uncomfortable, to remind you that your ethics demand you give a fuck even about the boring grudgework of such as double-checking your math. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iron_Ring
en.wikipedia.org
Iron Ring - Wikipedia
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CB @christopherburns.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Game design:
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CB @christopherburns.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Every day I get a push notification from LinkedIn that’s like “[giant company] is hiring [job that sounds like what I do but is not at all what I do]”
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CB @christopherburns.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I mean, this is what this is all about, right? Patel, like every Trump official, has installed a polygraph-heavy culture at FBI. He needs elite (to him) conservative men who did all of this shit in college to be able to pass a lie detector test when asked if they are hiding anything in their forms.
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Ralph Bakshi @ralphbakshi.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Extremely rare, original production art from WIZARDS (1977) has just been added to our listings: ebay.us/m/lSvRRG
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CB @christopherburns.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Is there any better client for an ad agency to have than an insurance company? Each one of them runs five different concurrent campaigns with a completely different cast of characters in each one. Gravy, baby.
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CB @christopherburns.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I think “Caribbean Sea” becomes “American Sea” next. Whom do I see about that? Kalshi?
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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 06/09/2026
Oh… oh my
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CB @christopherburns.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Robert Pollard dropping this into his “GBV Titles” notes doc.
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Tarquin 'Howling Mad' Holmes @tarquinhh.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
A painting of Gottfried Leibniz with a speech bubble
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Michael Greshko @michaelgreshko.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
BREAKING: The world's most sensitive dark matter detector has announced it has spotted something it can't easily explain: a single event that's tantalizingly consistent with a type of theorized dark matter particle. Very early days yet, but pretty wild. 🧪 www.science.org/content/arti...
science.org
World’s biggest dark matter detector spots a single weird particle
It’s far too early to declare a discovery, physicists with the LZ detector say
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CB @christopherburns.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
The fact that they’ve made this FREE full revamp of a beloved game — a remaster that touches pretty much every file and has reworked so many core systems — compatible with existing save files is bananas. So, so impressive.
polygon.com
The Witcher 3 Devs Officially Confirm an Essential Feature for the Remaster
Pick up where you left off
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CB @christopherburns.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Uh oh I’m finding Wendell Berry. New Berryhead over here.
youtu.be
Wendell Berry Reads: The Contrariness of the Mad Farmer
YouTube video by Moyers & Company
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CB @christopherburns.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Not good. Not good. “Under a new final rule issued on August 26, 2026…USPS will, for the first time, play a gatekeeping function and be in a position to refuse to mail ballots that state election officials have determined should be sent out.”
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CB @christopherburns.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Imagine FLOATING THROUGH SPACE and listening to this. You are an ASTRONAUT.
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Clare Blackwood @clareblackwood.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Blue Jays fans chanting "LAKE ONTARIO!" in the stands while the Mariners are pitching? You absolutely love to see it
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CB @christopherburns.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
One time 10 years ago the teenagers loitering outside the Safeway shouted “you’re old!” at me walking out with my groceries, so where does that leave me now? No place good, I’ll tell you that much, Senator. That’s why it’s important to post among the young and vital (respectfully).
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CB @christopherburns.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Gulf of Mexico Lake Ontario Denali
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CB @christopherburns.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I know it’s because I just watched the GTA VI extended trailer but Sliwa is 100% a GTA character. They could just clip him directly into the game, no problem.
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CB @christopherburns.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Remember when Tila Tequila was spotted throwing up nazi salutes with a room full of white supremacists at a DC victory party in 2016 and hardly anyone even cared? It’s worse now.
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CB @christopherburns.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Chakramaxxing
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CB @christopherburns.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I’m sorry to be a downer but this is a deranged lunatic. This is a madman. Knowing that this smarmy, know-nothing crook somehow slimed himself into the WH *twice* is hard enough on a good day. But this stuff is hard to watch. In a video game you’d know for sure that you were in the shit ending.
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CB @christopherburns.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Want to learn how it came to be that you can’t fast-forward past the commercials on certain streaming services? Enjoy this excellent thread:
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Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Reminder: Dolly Parton helped fund the Moderna vaccine for COVID.
nytimes.com
Dolly Parton, who helped fund the Moderna vaccine, gets a ‘dose of her own medicine.’ (Published 2021)
The country music star broke into song before she was inoculated, and urged her fans to “get out there and get your shot.”
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CB @christopherburns.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dolly was one of the best to ever live.
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CB @christopherburns.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Probably good to consider that they are being engineered with this ability so they can easily chase humans down. I dunno, something to keep in mind!
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☀️ Jon Schwarz ☀️ @schwarz.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
In Trump's 2025 inauguration speech he said, "After years and years of illegal and unconstitutional federal efforts to restrict free expression, I will sign an executive order to immediately stop all government censorship and bring back free speech to America." Anyway:
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CB @christopherburns.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Another strong indicator of being disgruntled about AI is how into video games you are, as a developer or as a fan. The tech is not good enough to threaten headcount in a massive way (yet) but the stress on hardware costs has been immediate. And that shrinks the market for games.
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CB @christopherburns.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Never approach an adolescent Sonic. The pups, yes, it’s fine.
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Please don’t write in the newspaper 700 years from now that I got absolutely smoked.
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CB @christopherburns.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Post your algorithm wins.
An excellent ad featuring a button-up shirt featuring an otter samurai drawing their sword among the Sakura trees.
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CB @christopherburns.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Leaked scene from NAPOLEON DYNAMITE 2:
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CB @christopherburns.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
As a companion piece, check out this Design Docs video to see what it looked like when tech companies were actually churning out beneficial products. Xerox was literally inventing more good stuff than they knew what to do with.
youtu.be
The Company Apple Stole the Future From
YouTube video by Design Docs
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Massimo (mirror) @rainmaker1973-m.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Mother chimp sadly goes to a towel to see her baby after two days which she thought was born dead. Original post
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c0nc0rdance @c0nc0rdance.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Twice a year, Hawai'i experiences a strange moment where the sun appears to be exactly overhead & anything that is completely vertical casts no shadow. Let's learn about Lāhainā Noon, subsolar points & 'Kau ka lā i ka lolo', meaning "the sun rests on the brains."
From a Reddit forum, a photo of a can of coconut milk with a blue label, papyrus text and a flip-top, on a sidewalk.  It seems to hover because there's no visible shadow.  The pavement is sort of unevenly colored, with bright spots, and the grass along it is green and lush.
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Yours in negritude, Ryan K. Smith @mewefree.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Two people tried to enter a screening of The Odyssey without buying tickets after hiding inside a miniature model of the Trojan Horse. 😂😂😂
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
In 2001, Walter Cronkite appeared on the David Letterman show and shared his thoughts.
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artnau @artnau.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Transfer, 1968 by William Anastasi whitney.org/collection/w...
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CB @christopherburns.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
This is like when Kermit rode a bike.
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CB @christopherburns.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Hey, this is really not a good development in a democracy! In fact, I regret to inform you that it sucks!
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Rich Siegel @siegel.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Still photos don't do it justice, so I took some video too.
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CB @christopherburns.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
I changed a flat for a couple of nice ladies in a McDonalds parking lot a few years ago and the high lasted for hours. They reacted like I was Spider-Man.
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CB @christopherburns.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Second morning in a row reduced to stirring my coffee with a fork. America’s decline continues unabated.
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CB @christopherburns.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
You know that the guy who did this is looking into that Ark of the Covenant FOR SURE.
Our moron president staring into a solar eclipse.
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CB @christopherburns.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
As we embark on our 251st year as a nation, it’s important to remember who we are.
youtu.be
Sasquatch music festival 2009 - Guy starts dance party
YouTube video by dkellerm
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CB @christopherburns.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
NY doing it better. This is as American scene right here.
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