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@christopherburns.bsky.social
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Writer for games.

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CB @christopherburns.bsky.social · 9h
It’s like people don’t remember what it was like flying “the red-eye”. We had dens of iniquity up there.
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CB @christopherburns.bsky.social · 9h
It was called Halo and it made a bajillion dollars so…
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CB @christopherburns.bsky.social · 9h
A distinct lack of professionalism. Very sad.
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CB @christopherburns.bsky.social · 10h
What?! They can’t keep getting away with this.
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CB @christopherburns.bsky.social · 12h
I was worried only I could see her.
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CB @christopherburns.bsky.social · 12h
And then all deserts are “pudding”? No they’re not.
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CB @christopherburns.bsky.social · 12h
Well she’s terrifying, is the thing.
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CB @christopherburns.bsky.social · 12h
Pushing through the whiskey sweats.
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CB @christopherburns.bsky.social · 13h
Let’s just skip to PS9.
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Playstation 9 - 2000 PS2 Commercial [High Quality]
YouTube video by NeoGamer - The Video Game Archive
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CB @christopherburns.bsky.social · 13h
Up there in the No Frank Zone, lording over you.
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CB @christopherburns.bsky.social · 15h
They did a whoopsie (tied their fates to a racist maniac).
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CB @christopherburns.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
This is perfect.
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CB @christopherburns.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Billions and billions in budget carved out of the game industry to create a program that allows this guy to automate his hobby.
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CB @christopherburns.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
If we could combine them…
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CB @christopherburns.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
He’s a walking, talking, overcooked to shit filet mignon. All the money in the world, no taste.
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CB @christopherburns.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
And all a Dem has to say is something like “they cling to their guns and religion” for them to get pissed. And guess what — they actually do love that stuff!
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CB @christopherburns.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I want a hero that gets winded putting on a jacket.
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CB @christopherburns.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It’s the same crew that immediately and repeatedly drafts legislation to lower the age of consent as soon as they take power in any state government.
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CB @christopherburns.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I agree that things have run EXTREMELY efficiently for Zhao over the last couple of years.
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CB @christopherburns.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Legend of the Guardians 2: The Whales of Ga’Hoole
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CB @christopherburns.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
He just wanted to leverage a better contract with NBC by running for president, but said so many racist things during the campaign that he lost his show, and then won the presidency. Incredible.
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CB @christopherburns.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
“We love SoundBlaster, don’t we folks?”
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CB @christopherburns.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
We should be hearing “does not compute” a lot more.
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CB @christopherburns.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
HIGH AND DANGEROUS STEEPLES
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CB @christopherburns.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Yup. These guys have built an economy where pretty much just ICE and the military are desperate for bodies.
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CB @christopherburns.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
[paulie walnuts voice] OH!!!
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CB @christopherburns.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
You sound like your pineal gland’s pretty calcified right now bro.
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CB @christopherburns.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Don’t worry, America, (almost) $100 is on the way! For some of you!
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CB @christopherburns.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
We’re talking nearly triple digits here.
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CB @christopherburns.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Have you been to a race yet? Once you do, it’s over for you. Curtains. Pick your favorite city on the calendar and go — I can’t recommend it enough.
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CB @christopherburns.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I am absolutely over the moon that you are into this. One of us! One of us!
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CB @christopherburns.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
“Magic”
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CB @christopherburns.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I really need to watch one someday. The very concept of filmed magic tricks as a main plot device…wild to me. Plus you get a lot of Woody Harrelson in fedoras, if I’m not mistaken. 👍
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CB @christopherburns.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The Big Mini
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CB @christopherburns.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It was the only thing that could tame my face as a teen/young adult. Some jobs just call for the 100 grit.
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CB @christopherburns.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Since we’re doing a lot of AI talk on this website today, try googling “Medicare improvement fund” like I did, to find out exactly what this fund is. Google AI returned almost 100% Trump spin, and very little else.
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Fund Overview
• Created by lawmakers in 2008 M Mirage News
• Designed for original fee-for-service improvements
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• Funded via hospital and medical insurance trust funds
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17 October 2026 Payout Details
Ask anything
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CB @christopherburns.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
*RFK Jr, of course. I was typing mad. Fuck cancer.
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CB @christopherburns.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I remember JFK Jr CAMPAIGNED(!!!) on a promise of “we will halt research on cures for all diseases for eight years just because.”
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CB @christopherburns.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
And not for nothing, “I doxxed this person on the internet but then I removed it” is just an amazing thing to say out loud about how you think the internet works (he knows it doesn’t work like this).
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CB @christopherburns.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Me, just glad everyone is participating here on bluesky.com.
Rob Lowe in his damn NFL cap.
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CB @christopherburns.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
All of my brothers and sisters in game development recognize the pattern: Massive merger -> c-suite cashes out with gold-plated retirements -> workforce tossed in the bin to service the debt -> repeat, repeat, repeat
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CB @christopherburns.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
And sometimes love is a horse (offered in exchange for a handy from the masseuse you employ on your private jet).
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CB @christopherburns.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I can’t believe we got this pope. When I read about how effectively Pope Francis had vaporized his conservative adversaries at the Vatican I was hopeful, but holy smokes (literally, I guess).
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CB @christopherburns.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Randy Marsh from South Park tripping balls on ketamine.
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CB @christopherburns.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Definitely sounds like a country I know, yes.
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CB @christopherburns.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
No beardos among the Nazis, I guess.
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CB @christopherburns.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It’s a lot to take in every day that he really really really really is the President of the United States. This thick, evil moron.
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CB @christopherburns.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
We had months and months of public posts where somebody notes Grok saying things like “there is no white genocide in South Africa” and Elon replying “will be fixed tomorrow” and that’s all just fine.
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CB @christopherburns.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I’m levitating just thinking about it.
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CB @christopherburns.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Some super smart men have sold the president a way to erase, delete and bury his gravest secret fear about himself — that he is dumb as shit.
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