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🪦 Midwest Cryptid 🕸️

@christofear.bsky.social
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"I'm the ghost with the most, babe." 🪦👻🪦 Art hobbyist, cat dad, computer nerd, and horror movie connesieur. Chaotic dumbass with a caffeine addiction.

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Deth P. Sun @dethpsun.bsky.social · 10h
More black cat drawings
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 4h
What's up,
Jar of "dill wholes"
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Spicymochi @spicymochi.bsky.social · 3h
Lil pumpkin snake
Illustration of a ball python with pumpkin markings, he is ready for halloween
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Mali // BadWolf @minemikomali.bsky.social · 6h
Grace - PHM
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🪦 Midwest Cryptid 🕸️ @christofear.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
One good thing about today: had a call where the users were absolutely delighted with my service, I got called a cutie and told I need a raise, and there were “Mean Girls” references made that they loved.
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🪦 Midwest Cryptid 🕸️ @christofear.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I hate working in IT currently because I’m forced to interact with these stupid fucking A//I “tools”. I want the bubble to pop already.
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Rat Squinks 🐀 @ratsquinks.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
law and order is not kept for very long when there's baby food involved
yuzu the black and white hooded rat and disco and fizzgig the grey and white hooded rats all politely sharing some baby food out of the tubeyuzu, disco and fizzgig the rats all very not politely sharing some baby food out of the tube. there's a lot of blurry smacking going on
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MyLittleSkaven @ratscratched.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
The image is of a four panel comic. The title is "Satanic Ritual".
In the first panel we see a little red devil in a bubble bath.
In the second panel we see the devil with a towel wrapped around its head, standing in front of a mirror doing gua sha.
In the third panel we see the devil putting on a face mask.
In the fourth panel we see the devil wearing the face mask sitting on its bed watching a show and drinking a glass of wine.
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lu @coffinvows.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Vampire Hunter D 🌙
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pat | COMMISSIONS OPEN @patsux.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Digital painting of video game character "Alucard" from the Castlevania franchise, wearing a dramatic vampiric cloak, his signature sword, with elements of the background upside down, referencing the "Inverted Castle".
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🪦 Midwest Cryptid 🕸️ @christofear.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Deep-cleaning of the old apartment is finally finished, and I’m SO GLAD to be done with it. Everything hurts. 💀
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🪦 Midwest Cryptid 🕸️ @christofear.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
My bookcases were delivered and I don’t think I’ll be able to put them together until next weekend, but in the meantime, I need book recommendations. I love Dracula, the Vampire Chronicles; KJ Charles, Allie Therin, Charlie Adara, Hailey Turner; fantasy and horror of all types. Hit me. #booksky
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Moth @walkingminnesota.com · 11/10/2026
Dawg, what?
A thin blue line sticker next to a rebel loom sticker
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Sill Plain @khaleahsi.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
mothafucka reenacting the ace ventura rhino scene #rats #petrats #skyrats #ratsofbluesky #raturday
A black and white rat sticking his head out of a hole that has been chewed in a purple neck scarf
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Mei 🪽 @meidotwav.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
treat your body like a data center. consume as much water, art and literature as possible. upset local municipalities with your existence.
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The first panel is titled “things that are spooky”. We see a book of hexes, a skull, candles, a pentagram in blood, and vampire teeth. Pointing off panel we see a speech bubble that says “I love it”.
The second panel is titled “things that are cute”. We see a strawberry cake, a boba drink, a bunny plushie, and a cute notebook and pen. Again, we see a speech bubble pointing off panel that says “I love it”.
The third panel is titled “things that are spooky AND cute”. We see a row of cute decorative ghosts.
The fourth panel shows Sarah, the protagonist, completely freaking out at this combination.
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🪦 Midwest Cryptid 🕸️ @christofear.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Can’t go back to sleep because the power’s out and I don’t have a battery for my CPAP, but at least I have excellent company whose purrs are music to my ears.
A fluffy orange tabby cat with medium-length fur. She’s laying on a purple bedsheet, and there’s a hint of a blue wall in the background.
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lu @coffinvows.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Alucard🩸
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NotNowCait @nowcait.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I *passionately* wish that demented mother fucker would keep our name out of his fucking mouth. Our Somali neighbors ARE Minnesotan, and we will continue defending our neighbors to the end of time. Just fuck all you miserable racists pricks and may you get exactly what you deserve
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Barry Pleasures @reetus.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I hate our stupid fucking president and all his demonic followers
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Vince Mpls @vincempls.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
#OnThisDay Oct 8 1926: The Heights Theatre opens on Central Avenue NE in Columbia Heights, MN. Built by brewery heir Arthur Gluek as a real estate venture during Prohibition, the small Beaux Arts theater was designed by famous Minneapolis architects Liebenberg & Kaplan.
exterior of the 2 story 1920sd brick heights theater at night with HAPPY HOLIDAYS on the marquis. Courtesy Music Box Theatre group, which bought the Heights in 2025.
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Vitsy14 @vitsy14.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I’m so fucking tired.
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🌼🇻🇪 Kibu @ adapting in new home!! @pxkibu.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
i keep seeing my old ass [Alucard x D] reposted and I needed to do something about it bc it's. so old omg. anyway gay vampires!!!!!!!! i miss them [ #alucard #castlevania #d #vampirehunterd #alucardxd #art ]
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Eric Harris Bernstein @ehbinmn.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
They started texting with a 16-year-old. After two years, they offered to sell him a gun. They consider that "stopping a terrorist attack." And they are calling it heroic. What an absolute embarrassment.
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🪦 Midwest Cryptid 🕸️ @christofear.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It’s so quiet in my new neighborhood, I almost missed the awooooo.
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taylr @taylordahlin.com · 07/10/2026
now that’s a fucking MAYOR. king shit
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Kingg ( ´_ゝ`) @kingaza.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Count Draugula @artd.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
the abolitionist's dilemma
venn diagram
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some people need their ass beat
right
punishment does not transform people
middle
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Elsa @erli.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I can't stop thinking how wrong the tech bros have understood creativity and creators. Or even just having hobbies. #erliart
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🪦 Midwest Cryptid 🕸️ @christofear.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Bless my new landlady for letting us use her WiFi until (if?) T-Mobile ever shows up to install our own Internet. I hope she finds $20 on the ground. 💜
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worm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
bobcat in a box
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🪦 Midwest Cryptid 🕸️ @christofear.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Got just about everything but my TV moved into the house. Bed’s set up, and I need to figure out how to make my desk work in this tiny, tiny room. 💀
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Desert Cat @lakesidecat.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Happy Birthday, Anne Rice, whose booked rewired my brain at 12 and helped me through high school and life itself. #annerice
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こまちみゆた @comatimiyuta.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
夜の色ふたつ
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Pen and watercolor 

A pack of witches dance around a fire circle summoning a massive demon in the flames. One of our witches is down though, reader. She lets her sisters know that she won’t be continuing the circle. “Gotta sit this one out, sisters,” she says. “Rolled my ankle.” 
 
I played around with adding a lot of detail to this scene (more shadows, trees in the background, etc.) I think the simpler version works but I’m not sure how I feel about the fire demon drawing. I think I like it. Was having trouble getting the composition of the scene set up with a text bubble in the bottom right. I do like the purple against the black dresses and little boots.
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jenn schiffer 😎 @jennschiffer.com · 04/10/2026
girl dinner
a delicate light tiffany blue porcelain bowl filled with candy corn on my dining room table. the owner of my ceramics studio gave it to me this this week when i got my first member shelf. that was so kind and generous, i love being in community with artists
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broadsword 🐐 @broadsword.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
the inner machinations of my mind are an enigma.
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🪦 Midwest Cryptid 🕸️ @christofear.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Havoc approves of regular breaks when moving house yourself, instead of having hired movers.
A grey tabby cat curled up on the top of a boxed-up monitor. There are folded bed slats leaned against the wall in the background. You can also see a white wall and light-colored wood floor in the background.
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🪦 Midwest Cryptid 🕸️ @christofear.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Tomorrow is the day we bring our big stuff (beds, TVs, desks, dressers, etc.) and the cats into the new house and I am SO READY to be done with moving. But after that, we still need to come back and clean the place top to bottom. Bleh.
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daily bunnies 🐇✨ @dailybunnies.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
A brown and black bunny sits on a pale floor, nibbling a green leaf.
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🪦 Midwest Cryptid 🕸️ @christofear.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Sitting at the new house waiting for T-Mobile to come out and install fiber. I’m so tired. The urge to nap is strong. 💀
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Hey, it’s Jak! @jakmonx.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
“You’ll be seeing S.T.A.R.S. once you take a bite out of this delicious meal!” Here’s my final for the Resident Evil 30th Anniversary Zine! 🥪 #4//itchytastyfanzine #ResidentEvil #REBH30th
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Lætus @bajamothblast.vanadiel.network · 02/10/2024
now that it's october im legally allowed to post this
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Jess Fink🍉🌈 @jessfink.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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A 7 panel comic by the artist. First panel: The artist is running from a distance towards a group of people playing basketball in the park. The artist is holding a pumpkin above their head and screaming "AAAAAAAAA". Second panel: The artist has leapt up and is in position to slam dunk the pumpkin into the basketball hoop. Panel three: the pumpkin splatters violently against the backboard of the basketball hoop, sending orange pumpkin goop everywhere. Panel four: the players stand staring, covered in pumpkin goop and shocked. Panel five: the artist stares at them wide-eyed, also covered in the goop and says "it's October FIRST". Their hand reaches towards their face. Panel six: the artist rips off their own face like a rubber mask to reveal a skeleton beneath. Panel 7: the group of players stand shocked and horrified, watching as the skeleton falls to the ground in a pile of bones, the sound effects says "CLATTER".
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🦖 Tim Curry's Rainbow Six @inkdino.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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owli 🐀🐁 @owlisaurus.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This is making me ridiculously happy
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Sam King @samcking.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I hope everyone has a Hussein
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key-lime pie @keymonster.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Soon… [ #art #illustration #mothkittens ]
A very fluffy moth man moth kitten.
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