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Christian Stilp

@christianstilp.bsky.social
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Professor of Speech Pathology and Audiology at Marquette, directing the Auditory Lab. Avid fan of Liverpool Football Club and a good portmanteau.

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Christian Stilp @christianstilp.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Fuck this shit
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Christian Stilp @christianstilp.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
They say the second championship is harder to win than the first. This only took me a squillion tries. @futi.live
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Christian Stilp @christianstilp.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I’d like to thank my family for their patience while I banged away on this during our mini-vacation, but happy to be in the #Centurion club @futi.live
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Christian Stilp @christianstilp.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Third try! So close!
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Alright, the World Cup is over. Time to find out what my family’s been up to for the past six weeks.
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Christian Stilp @christianstilp.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Argentina are on the board! No no, not with a goal. Just their first shot.
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Christian Stilp @christianstilp.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
After 105 minutes, Argentina’s xG is <NaN>
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Christian Stilp @christianstilp.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I’m pretty sure the #WorldCup third place game between France and England was played by bots controlled by the actual players back at the hotel using video game controllers
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
the World Cup final will be between two teams that Cape Verde played even through 90 minutes
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Christian Stilp @christianstilp.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Even if you are winning late, maybe don’t let Messi have the ball over and over and over and over and over until you’re losing
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Ryan O'Hanlon @rwohan.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Beginning to think it might've been a bad idea to try to close out a game by giving the best soccer player of all time as many touches in the attacking-third as possible.
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Christian Stilp @christianstilp.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
France didn't beat Morocco, they *erased* them
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Christian Stilp @christianstilp.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
USMNT played like a little kid whose one wish was for US to beat a European team in the knockout rounds, but the wish was made before the field expanded to 48 teams
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Christian Stilp @christianstilp.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Thomas Tuchel:
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Christian Stilp @christianstilp.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
that was the most unbelievable defending I have ever seen!!! Come on England!!!!!!!
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Christian Stilp @christianstilp.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
JUUUUUUUUUDE
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Luigi de Guzman @ouij.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Andrés Cantor: “Stand up, ladies and gentlemen, and applaud them both, victors and vanquished…”
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Christian Stilp @christianstilp.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Some unpopular choices, but why not
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Christian Stilp @christianstilp.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
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Christian Stilp @christianstilp.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
I think they accidentally got an NFL referee to call Morocco-Scotland
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Rebecca: "Chaps, Alexi left us" Zlatan: "Who? Rebecca: "Alexi will be back, Alexi will be back with us very soon" Thierry: "Your plan worked, Rebecca" Rebecca: "Don't you bring me into this, no chance" Zlatan: "America, you're welcome" lmaooooooooooooooooo
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The Onion @theonion.com · 17/06/2026
Man Watching World Cup Thought He Would’ve Seen More Bicycle Kicks By Now theonion.com/man-watching-world-cup…
Man Watching World Cup Thought He Would’ve Seen More Bicycle Kicks By Now
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Eric Mallory Morgan @ericmakesmistakes.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
It may have felt close but under the hood it’s a big ol’ beatdown
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Christian Stilp @christianstilp.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Yesterday at the #FIFA #WorldCup was the Day for Draws, and today is the Day for Elite Goalscorers.
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Christian Stilp @christianstilp.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
This is incredible www.irishtimes.com/sport/soccer...
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Paul Howard: You spend your life chasing the way the World Cup made you feel when you were 11
I wish I could say I enjoyed Japan and South Korea 2002 as much as the World Cups of my childhood
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Christian Stilp @christianstilp.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
All World Cup pregame on Fox: Rebecca: (asks incisive question) Thierry: (gives humble, reflective answer) Zlatan: Did that apply to me? No, I am Zlatan. Alexi: ANYTHING SO LONG AS HE IS CRASS AND LOUD
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Christian Stilp @christianstilp.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Exceptional journalism from The Guardian, per usual www.theguardian.com/thefilter/20...
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Pass the chakalaka! The best World Cup drinks and snacks – inspired by all 48 teams
From spicy South African relish to Scottish tattie scones, food is an integral part of watching the beautiful game. Here’s how fans around the world fuel match day
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Christian Stilp @christianstilp.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Second try
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Christian Stilp @christianstilp.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
OK, that's it, I've completed the game. I can get back to my Thursday now.
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Christian Stilp @christianstilp.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
And sometimes the wheel keeps coming up Brazil 🤷‍♂️
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Christian Stilp @christianstilp.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Getting closer
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Christian Stilp @christianstilp.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
I'm sorry, but *this* team isn't winning the World Cup?!?
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Codify Baseball @codifybaseball.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
the 120 fastest pitches thrown by MLB starters this year
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Christian Stilp @christianstilp.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Won a penalty shootout X-X, you’ll never sing that
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Men in Blazers Media Network @meninblazers.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
If Mo Salah was the soul of Liverpool, Andy Robertson was the lungs. Two legends say goodbye 👋
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The Athletic | Football @theathleticfc.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Mohamed Salah brings the curtain down on an incredible career at Anfield. The Egyptian became the outright record-holder for assists in the Premier League for Liverpool with 93. He has also scored 257 goals in all competitions - the third highest in the club's history.
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Christian Stilp @christianstilp.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
“AI is not a superhuman genius. It’s just an algorithm that mechanically optimizes an objective function subject to constraints. It is no better than the definition of the objective and the accuracy of the constraints.” - @simonkuper.bsky.social & @sszy.bsky.social 👏🙌
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The Anfield Wrap @theanfieldwrap.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
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Christian Stilp @christianstilp.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
🚨New publication alert!🚨 In a very impressive senior honors thesis, Dawson Stephens and I explored whether being able to spatially segregate context sentences influenced speaking rate normalization (most studies present 1 context sentence/trial, a few did 2, we did both 1 and 2) (1/3)
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Christian Stilp @christianstilp.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Yay
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Men in Blazers Media Network @meninblazers.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
For the first time, a British Sign Language rendition of You'll Never Walk Alone was performed at Anfield before Liverpool vs. West Ham ❤️
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
People in Milan have to be absolutely SICK of Norwegians at this point
Norwegian club Bodø/Glimt up on Inter Milan in the San Siro
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Michael Emonds @michaelje67.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
DOMINIK SZOBOSZLAI OPENS THE SCORING FOR LIVERPOOL! #LFC #Liverpool #MCFC
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Christian Stilp @christianstilp.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
@meninblazers.bsky.social #Arsenal set pieces
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a man with a beard is crying and saying `` he can 't keep getting away with it ! ''
ALT: a man with a beard is crying and saying `` he can 't keep getting away with it ! ''
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Christian Stilp @christianstilp.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
🚨New publication alert!🚨 @matthewwinn.bsky.social and I asked – with so many reports of spectral contrast effects (SCEs) in the speech perception literature, are these effects related to each other? We tested whether SCE magnitudes in different frequency regions were consistent with each other. 1/3
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Fernando Mendoza runs it in on 4th and 5
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Christian Stilp @christianstilp.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Indiana!!!
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Jason Concepcion @netw3rk.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
The FIFA Peace Prize used to mean something
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Calvin and Hobbes @calvin-and-hobbes.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
This is what Christmas Eve is all about.🎅🏻🎄🎁 #CalvinandHobbes #Christmas
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mankrik's wife guy @byelacey.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
i had to drop what i was doing to make this
scrooge boopin' a little muppet mouse on the nose while souls text reads "MEESES CHEESED"
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