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Chris the Twin Dad

@christhetwindad.bsky.social
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Proud husband and proud father of two pretty cool twins. Proudly neurodivergent. Endlessly frustrated by supposed "Christians" who act in the most un-Christlike manner possible.

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HANGMAN PAGE @hangmanpage.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
now this is the kinda shit im talkin about. saguaro cactus. hell yeah. these bad boys can sequester the carbon equivalent of 40 gallons of gas, not releasing carbon back into the atmosphere during decomposition but interacting with the soil to create the mineral calcium carbonate(just a fuckin rock)
photo of a big and tall saguaro cactus.  it is not moving, it has been standing still for like a hundred years.  it is also not speaking.   it is a cactus.
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
What do these corporations have in common? Netflix Ford Tesla T-Mobile Duke Energy DISH Network Metlife Dominion Energy United States Steel In recent years, they all paid their execs more than they paid in taxes. This is what a corporate-rigged system looks like.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
Grabbed at his appointment to become a citizen. Is this who we are? 😕🇺🇸
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
AOC: When he talks about rapists and criminals, he should look in the mirror
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Colleen Crone @witchycronegirl.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
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Olga Nesterova @onestpress.onestnetwork.com · 15/04/2025
NYT: Trump Admin Will Freeze $2B After Harvard Refuses Demands On Monday afternoon, Harvard became the first university to directly refuse to comply with the administration. By the evening, federal officials said they would freeze $2.2B in multiyear grants to Harvard, along with a $60M contract.
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Chris the Twin Dad @christhetwindad.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
@chrisnovak91.bsky.social are you ready to watch some Carlstals baseball this year 🤪
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
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Mark Carney @mark-carney.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Thank you, Prime Minister Trudeau. For your hard work, for your leadership, and for your great service to our country.
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Gary R Simonds @garys79.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
Please remember your OATH. We do not serve a king, or a president.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 10/03/2025
X engineers clocking in this morning
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a cartoon of homer simpson standing in a room with a sign that says " warning "
ALT: a cartoon of homer simpson standing in a room with a sign that says " warning "
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 03/03/2025
and there it is
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
The United States is no longer the leader of the free world. Let that sink in.
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Will Stancil @whstancil.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
Just got a tip from a guy at the FAA. You'll never believe who is still getting new government contracts while all the contracts at the Department of Education and USAID and other agencies are being nuked from orbit.
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
With Bluesky now at over 30 MILLION users, I can’t understand why so many Democratic elected officials still aren’t posting on this platform. Is it ignorance, incompetence, laziness, or something else?
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TheSnarkTank @thesnarktank.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
BREAKING NEWS: RFK Jr. starts confirmation hearing by eating entire raw bird. “You can really taste the freshness,” he said through a mouth full of feathers.
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Abby Vesoulis @abbyvesoulis.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
Was literally talking to the union representing federal air traffic controllers earlier today about how there’s already a major shortage of air traffic controllers and the resignation offers they all just got from OPM could seriously endanger public safety.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 30/01/2025
Warren: "He can stand there, smile at you and say, 'anybody can vaccinate their kids who wants to,' but he literally could bankrupt the vaccines manufacturers with the power he will have. And since he's got a financial incentive to do that, we cannot trust him in that job."
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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
Anyway as they pull bodies out of the Potomac bear in mind that the guiding ethos of Trumpism is that the TSA, NTSB, and FAA should be radically downsized and run by dudes whose main qualifications are loyalty are a willingness to say “cunt” a lot
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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @aoc.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
Yes, this administration is dangerous and cruel, but they are also shockingly dim and incompetent. Opportunities are everywhere. Make everything as hard as possible. Resist every demand. Refuse entry without a warrant. Don’t take the buyout. Their problem solving skills are 📉
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Chris the Twin Dad @christhetwindad.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
I never thought I would see an older lady & a shelf stocker in the middle of Wegmans discussing quantum mechanics in the form of the dual-slit experiment proving the wave-particle duality of light. And yet, today, it happened.
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Chris the Twin Dad @christhetwindad.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
Yeah, this new theme for Judgment Day ain't it.
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Chris the Twin Dad @christhetwindad.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
Jey Uso getting the monster pop and New Day getting the Dirty Dom heat. Love hearing that kind of crowd reactions!
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Chris the Twin Dad @christhetwindad.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
Dakota Kai going to the Intercontinental Title finals! She's exactly the kind of wrestler who would be a great first champ.
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Chris the Twin Dad @christhetwindad.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
Double rainbow at my parents' house
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Paul Scott Canavan @paulscottcanavan.com · 29/12/2024
"incel detected, opinion rejected" is a fun way to annoy the lamest dudes on the internet
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
Thanks to whoever went to the trouble of morphing me into a dromedary so I could finally fulfill my potential as "Mar🐫". 🙏 ❤️ 👍
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Stephen King @stephenking.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
Jimmy Carter has passed away. My wife says he was the last decent man in politics.
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
He had the greatest post-presidency in history. I also think about how he put his peanut farm in trust when he became president & compare that to the conflict of interest cesspool we have coming in now. RIP Mr. Jimmy. meidasnews.com/news/jimmy-c...
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Jimmy Carter, 39th President of the United States, Passes Away at His Home in Georgia
He will be remembered for restoring dignity and compassion to the Presidency
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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
Jimmy Carter, the 39th president of the United States, has died
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Former U.S. President Jimmy Carter, 100, dies
Former U.S. President Jimmy Carter has died at home in Georgia.
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Chris the Twin Dad @christhetwindad.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
And it turned out to be a great match! Imagine that.
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Fightful Wrestling @fightful.com · 28/12/2024
Bayley, Naomi, and Bianca Belair win. WWE gave this match a lot of time.
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
After some Costco shareholders asked the company to end its DEI policies, this was their response: “Our board has considered this proposal and believes that our commitment to an enterprise rooted in respect and inclusion is appropriate and necessary." This explains why Costco is an industry leader!
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CNN @cnn.com · 27/12/2024
Costco is battling an anti-DEI wave with a stern rebuke to activist shareholders looking to end the warehouse retailer’s diversity ambitions.
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Costco is pushing back — hard — against the anti-DEI movement. It’s getting noticed | CNN Business
Walmart, John Deere, Tractor Supply and other companies are changing or walking away from diversity, equity and inclusion (DEI) programs in response to right-wing pressure. But Costco believes DEI imp...
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Chris the Twin Dad @christhetwindad.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
Bayley, Bianca, & Naomi vs Nia, Candice, and Tiffany. Let's go!
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JoJoFromJerz @jojofromjerz.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
The incoming felon-elect is willing to send our troops to “take back the Panama Canal” in order to stop their government from investigating his businesses there, but he says that lowering the price of groceries here at home will be “too hard.” Anyone else see a problem here?
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Kaylan_TX @kaylan.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
I know a lot of y’all left Twitter/X but the ex-wife of a January 6th defendant is burning his ass down over there right now🍿🤣
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Fightful Wrestling @fightful.com · 22/12/2024
27 years ago today, Triple H and Shawn Michaels had this barn burner 😂😂😂
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Chris the Twin Dad @christhetwindad.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
Baymoné crumbs
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Chris the Twin Dad @christhetwindad.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
So, is President Musk going to let Trump be the Vice-President or is he going to demote him to First Lapdog?
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Mark Cuban @mcuban.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
I would be surprised if the government didn't shut down. It's the only way to find out what services people didn't know they were missing. Those are the ones Elon will say " see, no one noticed you were closed. Goodbye "
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
The 39th time we've had to post this, and this time about The Onion's original hometown.
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‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens
MADISON, WI—In the hours following a violent rampage in Wisconsin in which a lone attacker killed at least two individuals and injured six others, citizens living in the only country where this kind o...
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Stephen King @stephenking.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
Molly, aka the Thing of Evil, prepares to pounce on intruders. Her motto: "DEATH FROM THE ANKLES DOWN!"
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The Onion @theonion.com · 16/12/2024
‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens theonion.com/no-way-to-pr...
‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens
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Chris the Twin Dad @christhetwindad.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
Yep, Naomi definitely was the one who did it now
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Jake Tapper, long-suffering Philly sports fan @jaketapper.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
Polio survivor Leader McConnell responds to RFK Jr aide Aaron Siri — who has called for the authorization for the Polio vaccine to be pulled — reviewing candidates for top jobs at HHS www.nytimes.com/2024/12/13/h...
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Fightful Wrestling @fightful.com · 14/12/2024
Michin is going to the finals!!!! She beat Tiffany Stratton #SmackDown
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Chris the Twin Dad @christhetwindad.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
Okay, Naomi is definitely the one who attacked Jade Cargill.
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Chris the Twin Dad @christhetwindad.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
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WWE Champion & Company Quarterback Cody Rhodes Names Locker Room Leaders
Cody Rhodes has leaned heavily into the analogy that if WWE were an NFL franchise, then he would be the starting quarterback. The number one guy leading this gl
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CONFLICT NEWS FELLA @warosintfella.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
A doctor’s letter to United Healthcare for denying nausea meds for a child on chemo
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