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Chrissy Boo Bissy

@chrissyboobissy.bsky.social
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Would-be gentleman dabbler, law professor, dad, dungeon master. On a strictly imaginary level, I thirst for blood. My creative work: www.instagram.com/chrissyboobissy/

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Chrissy Boo Bissy @chrissyboobissy.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
@tabcreations.com
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Chrissy Boo Bissy @chrissyboobissy.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
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Chrissy Boo Bissy @chrissyboobissy.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
would you believe that one of these corporations exams was so penetrating that it woke me from my dogmatic slumber
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Chrissy Boo Bissy @chrissyboobissy.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
😂
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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Jesus Fox News is going to have to black out the entire bottom third of their screen
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AJ @ncsox.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
He looks like he has a favorite artisanal pickle shop in Brooklyn.
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Chrissy Boo Bissy @chrissyboobissy.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
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Chrissy Boo Bissy @chrissyboobissy.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
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Chrissy Boo Bissy @chrissyboobissy.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
looka that big sumbitch one thing better than being a dork is being a dork with a grown-up income
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Brian Krijgsman @briankrijgsman.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
🇸🇪👮🏼 MEANWHILE IN SWEDEN 👮🏼‍♂️🇸🇪
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Me and a small nugget of love. 🇸🇪♥️🇺🇦 @mnotme.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
#LOTR
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Chrissy Boo Bissy @chrissyboobissy.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
How you doin
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Chrissy Boo Bissy @chrissyboobissy.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
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Chrissy Boo Bissy @chrissyboobissy.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
I mean, dreamlands aside, he’s not wrong
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Chrissy Boo Bissy @chrissyboobissy.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
My injuries are made of pure, unmitigated love.
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Chrissy Boo Bissy @chrissyboobissy.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
I really want to do some karate I’ve had a lot of coffee
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Chrissy Boo Bissy @chrissyboobissy.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
So, in one of the many separate lives I indulge to escape this lame timeline, I write short stories for a comic magazine, and I illustrate them with drawings. Here’s one I just finished.
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Chrissy Boo Bissy @chrissyboobissy.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
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Chrissy Boo Bissy @chrissyboobissy.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
Watch this, you'll thank me. I had to google all this to know how much he was really quoting Shakespeare extemporaneously.
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McDonald's Newest Sandwich - The MacBeth 🍔
YouTube video by Game Changer Shorts
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Chrissy Boo Bissy @chrissyboobissy.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
The next Kennedy Center Honorees. Then, the Center and its awards will be renamed for a more recent president, the current one, and the woke rainbow ribbon design of the award will be replaced with bedazzled gold lamé.
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Chrissy Boo Bissy @chrissyboobissy.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
what's so amusing about this is the suggestion that creating *this*, this hellscape dystopian cesspool, should entitle people to anything
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Chuck Wendig @chuckwendig.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
*reads the news* *eyes melt* *pure liquid cortisol sprays from the now-empty sockets*
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Chrissy Boo Bissy @chrissyboobissy.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
am i allowed to admit how much i hoped this is true and complain that it isn't
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Ilhan Omar @ilhanmn.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Hey Elon👋🏽 Every single person in this country deserves to know their rights. That's legal. Maybe you should brush up on our laws given the fact you're breaking them to steal American's sensitive data. PS. This video is manipulated, and I wasn't even at the event shown.
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Chrissy Boo Bissy @chrissyboobissy.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
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Chrissy Boo Bissy @chrissyboobissy.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
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The Baja Blastard (regular, non-spooky) @ozk.lan.church · 04/02/2025
He's still at it
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Chrissy Boo Bissy @chrissyboobissy.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
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Chrissy Boo Bissy @chrissyboobissy.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Dear Friends: I have some exciting news to share! My Dean finally approved sabbatical funding for completion of my new memoir, “So Many Dumbfucks: A Travelogue of the East-Side Cleveland Commute.”
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Trump is an evil man.
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Chrissy Boo Bissy @chrissyboobissy.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Holy shit
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Canadian History Ehx @cdnhistoryehx.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Canada and Denmark share a 1.2 km long land border on Hans Island since we ended the Whisky War in 2022. So technically we could join the European Union.
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Chrissy Boo Bissy @chrissyboobissy.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
My son made this. It’s called, “Maslow’s Hierarchy of Ohio”
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Maria BOO!stillos @mariabustillos.com · 01/02/2025
Never realized that tweed-capped kids on the corner yelling "Extra! Extra! Read all about it!" to sell papers would represent an exponentially superior means of informing the public in comparison with what we have now
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Chrissy Boo Bissy @chrissyboobissy.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
“Funny how old interests crop up again toward the end of one’s life.” —HP Lovecraft to August Derleth, 1937
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Chrissy Boo Bissy @chrissyboobissy.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
HEY MOM WE'RE OUTTA CHIPS
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Chrissy Boo Bissy @chrissyboobissy.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
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Negan @rogernegan.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
This
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Chrissy Boo Bissy @chrissyboobissy.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
How could I never before have noticed that our soy sauce is brewed by rebel scum?
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
Guest Opinion | The problem with legacy media companies like Disney is they're completely out of touch with how much money is an acceptable bribe to Donald Trump. by Mark Zuckerberg
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Audrey Farnsworth @audipenny.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
Explain the gap in my resume? Look, bitch… sorry, may I call you bitch?
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Chrissy Boo Bissy @chrissyboobissy.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
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White House rescinds Trump's funding freeze after massive backlash
It's an astonishing reversal by the Trump administration.
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Chrissy Boo Bissy @chrissyboobissy.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
oh my good lord this person is amazing even aside from being hilarious
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