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Chrissy Boo Bissy

@chrissyboobissy.bsky.social
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Would-be gentleman dabbler, law professor, dad, dungeon master. On a strictly imaginary level, I thirst for blood. My creative work: www.instagram.com/chrissyboobissy/

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Chrissy Boo Bissy @chrissyboobissy.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
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Chrissy Boo Bissy @chrissyboobissy.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
@tabcreations.com
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Chrissy Boo Bissy @chrissyboobissy.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
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Chrissy Boo Bissy @chrissyboobissy.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
would you believe that one of these corporations exams was so penetrating that it woke me from my dogmatic slumber
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Chrissy Boo Bissy @chrissyboobissy.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Jesus Fox News is going to have to black out the entire bottom third of their screen
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AJ @ncsox.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
He looks like he has a favorite artisanal pickle shop in Brooklyn.
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Chrissy Boo Bissy @chrissyboobissy.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
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Chrissy Boo Bissy @chrissyboobissy.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
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Chrissy Boo Bissy @chrissyboobissy.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
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Chrissy Boo Bissy @chrissyboobissy.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
OMG IT'S THE FEMIZONS
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Chrissy Boo Bissy @chrissyboobissy.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
looka that big sumbitch one thing better than being a dork is being a dork with a grown-up income
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Brian Krijgsman @briankrijgsman.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
🇸🇪👮🏼 MEANWHILE IN SWEDEN 👮🏼‍♂️🇸🇪
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Me and a small nugget of love. 🇸🇪♥️🇺🇦 @mnotme.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
#LOTR
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Chrissy Boo Bissy @chrissyboobissy.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
How you doin
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Chrissy Boo Bissy @chrissyboobissy.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
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Chrissy Boo Bissy @chrissyboobissy.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
I mean, dreamlands aside, he’s not wrong
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Chrissy Boo Bissy @chrissyboobissy.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
My injuries are made of pure, unmitigated love.
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Chrissy Boo Bissy @chrissyboobissy.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
I really want to do some karate I’ve had a lot of coffee
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Chrissy Boo Bissy @chrissyboobissy.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
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Chrissy Boo Bissy @chrissyboobissy.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
So, in one of the many separate lives I indulge to escape this lame timeline, I write short stories for a comic magazine, and I illustrate them with drawings. Here’s one I just finished.
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Chrissy Boo Bissy @chrissyboobissy.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
I better hide this quick, it will be harder to explain to my wife than “unsolicited” gay porn
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Chrissy Boo Bissy @chrissyboobissy.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
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Chrissy Boo Bissy @chrissyboobissy.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
Watch this, you'll thank me. I had to google all this to know how much he was really quoting Shakespeare extemporaneously.
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McDonald's Newest Sandwich - The MacBeth 🍔
YouTube video by Game Changer Shorts
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Chrissy Boo Bissy @chrissyboobissy.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
The next Kennedy Center Honorees. Then, the Center and its awards will be renamed for a more recent president, the current one, and the woke rainbow ribbon design of the award will be replaced with bedazzled gold lamé.
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Chrissy Boo Bissy @chrissyboobissy.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
what's so amusing about this is the suggestion that creating *this*, this hellscape dystopian cesspool, should entitle people to anything
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Chuck Wendig @chuckwendig.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
*reads the news* *eyes melt* *pure liquid cortisol sprays from the now-empty sockets*
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Chrissy Boo Bissy @chrissyboobissy.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
am i allowed to admit how much i hoped this is true and complain that it isn't
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Chrissy Boo Bissy @chrissyboobissy.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
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Ilhan Omar @ilhanmn.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Hey Elon👋🏽 Every single person in this country deserves to know their rights. That's legal. Maybe you should brush up on our laws given the fact you're breaking them to steal American's sensitive data. PS. This video is manipulated, and I wasn't even at the event shown.
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Chrissy Boo Bissy @chrissyboobissy.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
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Chrissy Boo Bissy @chrissyboobissy.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
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Chrissy Boo Bissy @chrissyboobissy.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
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The Baja Blastard (regular, non-spooky) @ozk.lan.church · 04/02/2025
He's still at it
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Chrissy Boo Bissy @chrissyboobissy.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
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Chrissy Boo Bissy @chrissyboobissy.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
blocking you now. wish i could say it was nice knowing you.
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Chrissy Boo Bissy @chrissyboobissy.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Yes, the law says that. It is true that our system is in the most danger that it has been in perhaps since the Civil War. And we libs and left who run around with our hair on fire every time Trump says something scary are doing no good whatsoever for anyone. Some of it is real, most is not.
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Chrissy Boo Bissy @chrissyboobissy.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
but thank you for being obnoxious to a stranger for no good reason.
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Chrissy Boo Bissy @chrissyboobissy.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
nothing--I've lived on planet earth for the last decade. A huge amount of what Trump threatened the first time around turned out to be publicity stunts that were not executed, and obviously could not have been, like this one. Trump can't unilaterally shut down an agency, as the OP says.
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Chrissy Boo Bissy @chrissyboobissy.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
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Chrissy Boo Bissy @chrissyboobissy.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Dear Friends: I have some exciting news to share! My Dean finally approved sabbatical funding for completion of my new memoir, “So Many Dumbfucks: A Travelogue of the East-Side Cleveland Commute.”
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Chrissy Boo Bissy @chrissyboobissy.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Trump is an evil man.
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Chrissy Boo Bissy @chrissyboobissy.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Holy shit
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