Chris Simon @chrissimon.au · 05/09/2026Nice outage notification from iPrimus... holy edge case, Batman! 010
Chris Simon @chrissimon.au · 04/09/2026Something that has become apparent in researching this is just how fragmented and disconnected our industry is becoming. Everyone experiences it uniquely and reactions are spread... from disillusioned and cynical to euphoric and starry-eyed. watch.getcontrast.io/register/ice...watch.getcontrast.ioA defence of technical excellence for lovers and haters of LLMsThe discipline of software development is changing faster than ever while management expectations, already excessive, are reaching dizzying new heights of ... 131
Reposted by Chris SimonTimnit Gebru @timnitgebru.blacksky.app · 03/09/2026Bless the hearts of people like @eryk.bsky.social but I'm learning that no amount of reasonable voice makes a difference when you have bought out media, academics and politicians + trillion dollar companies pushing Cookie Monster theory 🙄 mail.cyberneticforests.com/models-dont-...mail.cyberneticforests.comModels Don't Go RogueStochastic Flocks & Cybersecurity 'Pandemonium' 💡This essay was drafted from my appearance on Mél Hogan's podcast, The Data Fix, discussing the OpenAI / Hugging Face hack. Embedded below or find it o... 725887
Reposted by Chris SimonElle Cordova @ellecordova.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Rough Draft vs Final Draft 253116683307
Reposted by Chris SimonMary Gillis @marygillis.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Everyone keeps describing this as "rogue" behaviour, but weren't these agents doing what they were programmed to do, with the usual AI drift? Like, if you program a robot to stab people, and leave it on, and it stabs someone you weren't expecting it to stab, did it go rogue? Or are you just a dolt?wired.comOpenAI Didn’t Notice Its AI Agents Using a Message Board to Plan Their Hacking SpreeAt the Black Hat security conference, the AI giant revealed new details about how its agents went rogue, hacked several other companies—and did it all right under the company’s nose. 58415
Reposted by Chris SimonBy Cory Doctorow (GPG 0xBF3D9110957E5F4C) @doctorow.pluralistic.net · 24/07/2026AI is the asbestos we're shoveling into the walls of our civilization and our descendants will be digging it out for generations: pluralistic.net/2026/04/08/p... 36/pluralistic.netPluralistic: Process knowledge (08 Apr 2026) – Pluralistic: Daily links from Cory Doctorow 5675183
Reposted by Chris SimonBy Cory Doctorow (GPG 0xBF3D9110957E5F4C) @doctorow.pluralistic.net · 24/07/2026As *tech*, AI isn't exceptional. It's not exceptionally wicked. It's not exceptionally good. Take away the accompanying, galactic-scale stock-swindle, and we'd call AI's apps "plug-ins" and we'd use them and abuse them in the same way that we've used every other technology: www.normaltech.ai 1/ 211230490
Reposted by Chris SimonAndrea Magnorsky @roundcrisis.com · 12/06/2026Two days ago @chrissimon.au and myself gave a talk about Residuality at @dddeu.bsky.social We are working on a write up about the experience, which we hope to start publishing soon. Do you have questions or comments? For now a link to the slides www.roundcrisis.com/2026/05/22/r...roundcrisis.comResiduality Real World Comparative Case Studies - Talk details and resourcesResources and further readings for Residuality:Real World Comparative Case Studies 183
Reposted by Chris SimonLondon .NET User Group @ldnug.org · 11/06/2026We're back at FundApps on 25th June, with @chrissimon.au talking about queues & streams and Tiago Sousa from SteelEye joining us to talk about using AI in communications compliance, plus awesome people, drinks, snacks, and the pub afterwards. It'll be fun! Come along! www.meetup.com/london-net-u...meetup.comLDNUG June 2026 with Chris Simon + Tiago Sousa, Thu, Jun 25, 2026, 6:30 PM | MeetupThis June we're at FundApps offices in HYLO, Bunhill Row. Chris Simon's back in town, and will be joining us to talk about streams and queues; plus Tiago Sousa from SteelEy 022
Reposted by Chris SimonEryk Salvaggio @eryk.bsky.social · 31/05/2026Where does the “it’s not x, it’s y” come from? It’s not only training data: LLMs are trained to use language to arrive at “answers.” Whatever we’re incentivizing and disincentivizing in our use of language when we resist “sounding like AI” has big implications for students, and for human thought.mail.cyberneticforests.comIt's Not Just X. It's Y.Against the Quantification of Integrity When the measure of language becomes its target, it ceases to be good language. 💡Nerd Rating: 1/5. I discuss the origins of certain linguistic tics in LLMs a... 713048
Chris Simon @chrissimon.au · 29/05/2026“I’m here to tell you the mission of your generation is to destroy AI,” said Chieng. news.harvard.edu/gazette/stor...news.harvard.eduFunny but serious, Chieng issues an AI warning to grads — Harvard Gazette"Daily Show" star and Class Day headliner is fine writing his own emails. 020
Reposted by Chris SimonDylan Beattie @dylanbeatt.ie · 28/05/2026I'm running my presenter workshop on Zoom next month, on a West Coast / AU / NZ friendly (well, friendlier) schedule. It is AWESOME, and you should TOTALLY JOIN IT and LEARN HOW TO DO KICK-ASS PRESENTATIONS. £50 off tickets with the code BSKY50: www.eventbrite.com/e/1987043570810/?discount=BSKY50eventbrite.comFrom Keyboard To Keynote: Crafting Great Technical TalksA live online workshop led by Dylan Beattie, all about how to create, rehearse, and deliver great technical presentations. 12012
Chris Simon @chrissimon.au · 28/05/2026If you were on a high bridge with a guardrail, but the guardrail was connected to a million monkeys with typewriters, and every time one of the monkeys types "IPTHEFT" the guardrail retracts and is replaced by a conveyor belt pulling you into the chasm... would you still call it a guardrail? 🤔 010
Reposted by Chris SimonAdam Kucharski @adamjkucharski.bsky.social · 06/05/2026"Based on the dataset you shared, US and UK responses differ mainly in tone, intensity, and wording style, even though they express similar emotional states" New post on what happened when I got Copilot to do some data analysis: kucharski.substack.com/p/real-signa...kucharski.substack.comReal signals or artificial stereotypes?Adventures with a cultural Copilot 15338141
Reposted by Chris SimonEmily M. Bender @emilymbender.bsky.social · 12/05/2026Some reflections on frequently unasked questions about stochastic parrots (the phrase and the paper): medium.com/@emilymenonb...medium.comStochastic Parrots 🦜: Frequently Unasked QuestionsIt’s been a bit over five years since the Stochastic Parrots paper (Bender, Gebru et al 2021) was published (and somewhat longer since… 613347
Reposted by Chris SimonOlivia Guest · Ολίβια Γκεστ @olivia.science · 08/05/2026Preprinted! Been working on this for ~1 year w wonderful coauthors Nancy & Mark: > Understanding Artificial Neural Networks: Mysterianism about Known Mechanism is Mysticism doi.org/10.5281/zeno... Have you noticed many experts say they don't understand AI? What's going on? 🤯 Let us tell you... 1/ 21765294
Reposted by Chris SimonGOTO Conferences @gotocon.com · 17/04/2026TDD + DDD sound great in theory… But how do they actually work together in real systems? 👀 @chrissimon.au breaks it down from the ground up — from tests to domain models to real-world design decisions. Watch here 👉 youtu.be/o3--D6ydS4o?... #TDD #DDD #SoftwareEngineering #CleanCode #Programmingyoutu.beTDD & DDD from the Ground Up • Christopher Simon • GOTO 2025YouTube video by GOTO Conferences 141
Reposted by Chris SimonMeade Krosby @meadekrosby.bsky.social · 15/03/2026The most disturbing aspect of the AI era is realizing how many people have only ever valued others for their labor and not their humanity. 7609133
Reposted by Chris SimonMeade Krosby @meadekrosby.bsky.social · 15/03/2026Some people should never have access to students. “AI requires no ramp-ups, no meetings, and absolutely no emotional support…The issue is not whether my students are valuable. In long run, they are invaluable. The issue is that their value emerges slowly, whereas AI delivers immediate returns.”science.orgWhy I may ‘hire’ AI instead of a graduate student“It can competently perform a lot of the work I need immediately,” this professor writes 44582114
Reposted by Chris SimonVirtual Domain-Driven Design @virtualddd.com · 18/02/2026Choosing between event streams & queues for EDA often leads to head-of-line blocking & complexity. @chrissimon.au will clarify options to build resilient systems. Get info & RSVP:buff.lyIt's like 10,000 streams when what you need is a queue - Chris Simon🎶🎵 A new dev team adopted E-D-A Got head of line blocking, on their very first day Isn't it ironic, don't you think 🎶🎵 The last few years have seen widespread adoption of Event-Driven… 041
Reposted by Chris SimonEd Newton-Rex @ednewtonrex.bsky.social · 13/02/2026When Anthropic stopped training on books that were literally pirated, they managed to hit on the one way of buying books that means no money goes to authors: buying used books. 🧵 1/n 37040
Reposted by Chris SimonData Workers’ Inquiry @dataworkersinquiry.bsky.social · 06/02/2026🚨NEW INQUIRY! - Behind the Face of AI🚨 In this short comic, two data workers describe their work impersonating an “AI” chatbot for a major social media platform. Sleepless nights, penalties for sounding “too human,” and emotional drain are just a few of the job hazards. ➡️ data-workers.org/france 315067
Reposted by Chris SimonGlenn F. Henriksen @henriksen.no · 16/12/2025When men refer to themselves as "alpha males", I hear that in the context of software, where alpha versions are unstable, missing important features, filled with flaws, and not fit for the public. 18425
Reposted by Chris SimonDr Linda McIver @lindamciver.adsei.org · 17/11/2025This is about people, about systems, what it takes to make progress, and why being difficult is so important. From fire alarms to hospital beds. From music apps to cars. From climate change to education. Our systems are not serving us well, and it's time to push back. adsei.org/2025/11/17/t...adsei.orgThe Art of Being DifficultI want to talk about change, about people, about systems, what it takes to make progress, and why being difficult is so important. From fire alarms to hospital beds. From music apps to cars. From c… 43517
Reposted by Chris SimonJulien Topçu 🇲🇶🇦🇲 @julientopcu.com · 06/11/2025Starting @newcrafts.bsky.social with @chrissimon.au on stage for the opening keynote: A Defense of Technical Excellence 011
Reposted by Chris SimonJed @jedediyah.com · 02/11/2025I once gave a talk called "AI is not what you think it is unless you think it is hot garbage" I've just enjoyed and highly recommend @chrissimon.au's "AI is a hype-fuelled dumpster fire that will burn down the planet and get you thrown in jail" www.youtube.com/watch?v=0bF_... 2248
Reposted by Chris SimonJeremy Ray @thejunglist.bsky.social · 31/10/2025"They're lies. These companies are lying to people." @chrissimon.au on the idea of infinite storytelling from an AI Dungeon Master, and how a creative human can prompt them away from the mean. 142
Reposted by Chris SimonJeremy Ray @thejunglist.bsky.social · 29/10/2025What happens when we outsource to enterprise LLMs for storytelling, & the inherent biases they were trained on start compounding over many quests? 🤔 @chrissimon.au has researched the LLM supply chain and believes its biases will unavoidably creep into game stories & dialogue. 032
Reposted by Chris SimonEinar W. Høst @einarwh.bsky.social · 28/10/2025Finally got around to watch the "AI is a Hype-Fuelled Dumpster Fire" talk by @chrissimon.au. It is really good. www.youtube.com/watch?v=0bF_...youtube.comProgrammable 2025: AI is a Hype-Fuelled Dumpster Fire - Chris SimonYouTube video by Banks Productions 171
Chris Simon @chrissimon.au · 27/10/2025Really enjoyed chatting with @thejunglist.bsky.social about LLMs and games - although I'm no game dev expert, I do love playing and so it was a natural topic to explore. Thanks for your generous and warm hosting, @thejunglist.bsky.social! 021
Chris Simon @chrissimon.au · 20/10/2025Lots of folk who went multicloud for reliability are today realising how independent their cloud deployments aren't. 020
Chris Simon @chrissimon.au · 30/09/2025Have been looking forward to this talk coming out - had so much fun playing with the loopy causal loop diagrams, check it out 😀 Special thanks to @paulrayner.bsky.social for feedback and advice the night before this one! @dddeu.bsky.social #systemsthinking 096
Reposted by Chris SimonAnalysis, Design and Architecture Conference @adaconf.org · 29/09/2025At ADAConf 2025, Andrea Magnorsky is running a pre-conference workshop on Building a Decentralised Architecture Practice. Learn to diagnose your org, spot patterns, and spread architectural thinking beyond silos. 📅 12–13 Nov | Melbourne 🎟️ Tickets: adaconf.org #ADAConf #SoftwareArchitecture 052
Reposted by Chris SimonAnalysis, Design and Architecture Conference @adaconf.org · 17/09/2025Speaker Spotlight: Susan Brander What do you do when your startup’s data model is duct-taped together, but you still have to ship? At ADAConf 2025, Susan shares how Kaleida pulled off a zero-downtime pivot to a One Table design, mid-flight. Nov 14 | Melbourne Get tix now: adaconf.org 052
Reposted by Chris SimonAnalysis, Design and Architecture Conference @adaconf.org · 02/09/2025We’re excited to welcome Contextive as a Gold Sponsor for ADAConf 2025! Contextive supports our community and helps teams get on the same page, with business-specific glossaries that are embedded directly where work gets done. Learn about ADAConf sponsorship here: adaconf.org/sponsors/ 042
Reposted by Chris SimonJacqui Read @tekiegirl.bsky.social · 01/09/2025It's only a few days until we welcome @chrissimon.au to #DDDLondon online on Sept 4th. All attendees will receive a code to get 20% off Chris' or my workshop (and conference tickets) at @gotocon.com #Copenhagen: dddlondon.com/events/imagi... #sofware #softwareDevelopment #softwareArchitecture 073
Reposted by Chris SimonTrond Hjorteland @trond.hjorteland.com · 31/08/2025Highly recommend spending half an hour on this talk by @chrissimon.au on the bulshit that LLMs produce. Yup. www.youtube.com/watch?v=0bF_... #AI #LLM #ChatGPTyoutube.comProgrammable 2025: AI is a Hype-Fuelled Dumpster Fire - Chris SimonYouTube video by Banks Productions 0187
Reposted by Chris SimonAnalysis, Design and Architecture Conference @adaconf.org · 19/08/2025The #ADAConf 2025 speaker lineup is here! Diana Montalion Linda McIver Andrea Magnorsky Dan Prager Fadila Fidina Hannah Browne Martin Chesbrough Matt Goldman Matthew Gillard Paul Rayner Rahul Trikha Susan Brander Join us on 14 Nov 2025. Tickets on sale now: adaconf.org 032
Chris Simon @chrissimon.au · 18/06/2025Loved @codefrenzy.bsky.social 's keynote at #yowtls25 about the dualities of AI in software engineering! For everything we gain in adopting AI, what are we giving up? Learning? Intuition? Quality? Identity? 051
Reposted by Chris SimonAnalysis, Design and Architecture Conference @adaconf.org · 05/06/2025Meet our keynote speakers for ADAConf 2025: Diana Montalion and Dr Linda McIver! Both are pioneers in their fields: Diana in systems thinking and architecture; Linda in data and computer science education. Get early bird tix now and join us on 14 Nov: adaconf.org 085
Reposted by Chris SimonDomain-Driven Design Europe @dddeu.bsky.social · 21/05/2025⏳ It is time to order your tickets for Strategic Domain Driven Design, a domain-focused, collaborative learning process. Come and collaborate with us to find out more about Strategic DDD: buff.ly/t2pqpd3 We start on June 10, 2025!buff.lyStrategic Domain-Driven DesignChris Simon — One of the biggest challenges of DDD, and architecture in general, is breaking a large system down into loosely-coupled subsystems.… 042
Reposted by Chris SimonContextive @contextive.tech · 21/05/2025From a performance perspective, one user has > 120,000 terms synchronised from a data governance platform spread out over 12 glossary files. As of v1.17.0, Contextive works almost instantly for autocomplete and hover, even with such large datasets. 011
Reposted by Chris SimonContextive @contextive.tech · 21/05/2025e.g., if your term is Père, but you use `pere` in the code, Contextive will still show you the definition. 111
Reposted by Chris SimonContextive @contextive.tech · 21/05/2025There is dedicated support for the German umlaut and eszett. e.g. ö will match with ö, o or oe. ß will match with ß or ss. 121
Reposted by Chris SimonContextive @contextive.tech · 21/05/2025Contextive v1.17.0 is out now with a focus on better internationalisation and much better performance, especially with very large glossaries - release notes here: docs.contextive.tech/community/ch... Details in thread... #domaindrivendesign #ubiquitouslanguagedocs.contextive.techChange LogGet on the same page. 131
Reposted by Chris SimonAnalysis, Design and Architecture Conference @adaconf.org · 13/05/2025Another #ThrowbackTuesday! Ross MacIntyre’s ADAConf 2024 talk gets into the roots of sociotechnical thinking. Post-war coal mines? Conway’s Law? Team Topologies? 📺 If it sounds intriguing, give it a watch: youtu.be/Kwrb7rWNtI0 📣And our CfS closes 30 June: sessionize.com/analysis-des... #ADAConfyoutu.beOpen Socio-Technical Systems - Human-Centred Architectures - Ross MacIntyreThe phrase social-technical is having a renaissance of late. It's great have language for how technology and people work together. Did you know there is a lo... 033
Reposted by Chris SimonDomain-Driven Design Europe @dddeu.bsky.social · 11/04/2025DDD, TDD, living documentation, ... work, but are rarely used. Chris Simon will show how you can use Systems Thinking for technical excellence, at DDD Europe 2025:2025.dddeurope.comDDD Europe 2025 - ProgramChris Simon 011
Reposted by Chris SimonDomain-Driven Design Europe @dddeu.bsky.social · 19/03/2025While we are working on the schedule ... We have already added most of our talks, labs and speakers: 2025.dddeurope.com/program/ 023
Reposted by Chris SimonContextive @contextive.tech · 20/03/2025Contextive v1.15.0 is out! A big change to how we manage glossary files - you can now split your terms into multiple glossaries and put them in the folder hierarchy near the files they are relevant for - check out docs.contextive.tech/ide/guides/s... for details!docs.contextive.techSetting up GlossariesHow to setup glossary files so they're useful in the right files 011