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Rivers @chrisrivers.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

The good part is like 80 seconds in? 90 seconds?

Rivers @chrisrivers.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

One time, there was a squirrel that kept eating the chipped seed I put out for the finches at my feeder, and even though we were adversaries, I am not too proud to admit that he is far smarter than your average Oklahoma state Senator

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Minor Leaguer @minorleaguer.ca · 03/10/2026

Amazing things are happening in New Zealand right now

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Rivers @chrisrivers.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Big Enough by J Kirin Callahan

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It was through you RTing Chris that I discovered his writing; he's really funny and interesting and reading his (column? excerpt?) on learning about his wife and his friend was devastating.

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John Goodman is top shelf. He can do it all, and well. - Drama (Argo) - family comedy (Flintstones) - tv comedy (Community) - tv drama (west wing) - voice acting (Emperor’s New Groove, Monsters Inc) - whatever the hell you’d call O Brother And I barely watch tv/movies!!

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This was always going to be the case in the football game, so this had to be about something else

Trust me Jim, there are a lot of websites that can help you find that last thing.

Rivers @chrisrivers.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Dudes named Rivers - esp ones with thick framed black glasses - are super sus.

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Rivers @chrisrivers.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I appreciate you are drinking the hatorade early this morning.

Rivers @chrisrivers.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

The opposite of a meteor series… how can both teams win?

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Hi Wigs, you complicated mix of good and bad dog. ❤️

Looks like it’s about 7 in the afternoon

I don’t know enough lore to be able to parse this

OK, now do precisely that for the next 251 regular season periods, then we can reassess for the playoffs.

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Bruce Arthur @brucearthur.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

LRT: Just for the roast hahahahaha

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Fifth-place finisher in a four-person IQ test

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He’s just been bouncing a rubber ball of his wall from the couch like an old timey prisoner

Clearly you haven’t met 3rd Full Season Brett Bateman yet

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The megacorp that pays his tv appearance bills, I presume

Also, and I can’t believe I would’ve ever thought this at one point in my life, one of them became a wish.com Kevin Kiermaier

One guy is still grinding it out in the big leagues, the other guy managed to make being a homophobe about himself.

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The tribute that Murakami paid to Kawasaki adds a couple of notches too.

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If it isn’t the White Sox, then I don’t know what to tell you.

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Yeah, I am also not thrilled with the deal. Putting it out into the universe, though, so that my lifelong sports streak of being wrong and hopefully be upheld.

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It’s as if David Letterman had a gorgeous younger brother

I heard about it for the first time yesterday when somebody posted an article about how claiming to have not heard it is making a cultural statement, and I figured that since I’m Canadian, maybe it didn’t apply, but *now* I’m making a statement by refusing to learn more about it lol

Didn’t you hear? He got paid $500M and stopped caring.* *This is not to be interpreted at face value

Oh sure, E, take away the one guy who is the exception that proved my rule

Credit where credit is due, it was @chaoskat.bsky.social who brought this theory into my life. I want to call it the Declawed Kat Theory or something, still working on it

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