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grimm 🎃 @mugrimm.bsky.social · 32m
The fact Kara Swisher is now monetizing her critiques of Elon Musk after literally being foundational to his work and actively ignoring all the insane gross shit he was doing and saying for years to give the tech press the inspiration slop they wanted is part of why we're here.
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lindsey adler @lindseyadler.bsky.social · 2h
crying
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Howdy @chrishowdy.bsky.social · 14h
Ref has finally demonstrated that he did remember his cards so I'm feeling good about this
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Howdy @chrishowdy.bsky.social · 14h
This second half feels like it's got a minimum three reds in it
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Christopher Bird @mightygodking.com · 15h
just think: boycotting the Harry Potter show means hurting JK Rowling AND the Ellisons now
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Howdy @chrishowdy.bsky.social · 15h
"The five federal agents conducting the search later revised their count to 298"
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Howdy @chrishowdy.bsky.social · 15h
Would shit its pants at even the most amateur Flash video of stick figures doing kung fu
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Howdy @chrishowdy.bsky.social · 15h
Hey, we'll still get some neat single seasons of promising stuff on Netflix that'll be promptly abandoned and memory-holed
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Jon Phillips @jowiph.bsky.social · 17h
In honor of the now-fired (seriously, what the fuck) Oriole Bird, please enjoy the greatest piece of Orioles-related art that will ever exist
4-panel cartoon of the Oriole Bird, mascot of the Baltimore Orioles

Panel 1: A weirdly humanoid bird wearing a baseball cap and holding a bat says "Hello. I'm the Baltimore Oriole!"

Panel 2: The Oriole hits a baseball, saying "I love to play baseball"

Panel 3: The Oriole is bending over, looking back over his shoulder toward the viewer, saying "All my bathroom stuff comes out of one hole. My cloaca"

Panel 4: A closer view of the Oriole who is looking straight at the viewer. The Oriole says "THEY SAID I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO
TALK ABOUT MY CLOACA BUT WHAT CAN THEY DO, KILL MY SON?
IT TURNS OUT HE WAS JUST A BEACH BALL PAINTED WHITE. NOT A
REAL EGG AT ALL! I TRULY AM THE LAST OF MY KIND!"
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Luis Paez-Pumar @lpp.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Queen Hayley
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Howdy @chrishowdy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Credit where due, this is harder than Mills campaigned for herself
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Howdy @chrishowdy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
MODS! MOOOOODS!
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Howdy @chrishowdy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
also nth-ing all the recommendations for the Nature's Miracle Stain & Odor spray
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Howdy @chrishowdy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The piss chamber is indeed rancid, but we haven't found anything else that cleans as nearly well or as easily. I think I've sold dozen friends on the damn things at this point.
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Howdy @chrishowdy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Look, we just REALLY don't like Allstate.
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David Gerard @davidgerard.circumstances.run.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
henstomper

oh my god the slot machine company says i have to keep putting coins in their machine or Im Gonna Get Left Behind. thats so scary. and it has to be true because they know more about slot machines than i do

oh my god the slot machine company says if we dont give them money to build the world's biggest slot machine the chinese are gonna build it first and win all the prizes. and then there wont be any prizes anymore
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Howdy @chrishowdy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Ilu Kim and have a nice time tonight
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o faquir da dor @tropigotico.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Howdy @chrishowdy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Tabarnak
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Donald Wine II @blazindw.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
They brought in a singer for Oh Canada before the Canada match, and it was botched so bad they just started over with the music and cut the mic off.
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Howdy @chrishowdy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Do you have any idea how dressed up we had to get
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Howdy @chrishowdy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
"no one elected you" is wild
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Howdy @chrishowdy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I imagine a baseline Spanish fluency also comes with some bonus utility, given the number of folks of Portuguese & Brazilian origin in the area
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Howdy @chrishowdy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I suuuuper do not have any desire to know what that guy is up to these days.
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Brian Floyd @brianmfloyd.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
why yes it was this game
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Howdy @chrishowdy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Are the "talented private citizens" in the room with us?
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Howdy @chrishowdy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Beginning to have doubts that "miracle" applies universally.
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
lmao awesome
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Josh Fruhlinger @jfruh.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
relatable
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Dustin A. Chacón @lingdustin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I've heard people make claims that AI would lead to a new Renaissance, but I didn't imagine it'd happen like this:
Screenshot of a Tweet from Pope Leo XIV. It reads: 

"In this era of artificial intelligence, it is becoming urgen to distinguish human art from what machines produce. There is an ontological difference, even before an aesthetic one, between art and what a machine can generate through statistical calculation based on millions of images created by others. Algorithms lack the spark of humanity. For this reason, the Church wishes to renew an alliance with artists and cultural institutions to safeguard our humanity."
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Neiman Marcus closed its downtown Dallas flagship on Wednesday. The store played a notable role in the history of desegregation in Dallas. Previously, Black shoppers across the US could enter department stores, but they weren't allowed to try on clothes without adhering to certain conditions. 🧵
A notice about the Neiman Marcus store opening in downtown Dallas.An old photo of the Dallas flagship.
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 02/10/2026
This story is great but man I am laughing at how much this guy looks like Michael McDonald - did any other genes even make it in? If you told me that he’d been the result of asexual reproduction by Michael McDonald I’d believe you
A guy who looks basically 1:1 like Michael McDonald who recently found out Michael McDonald is his biological father
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Kate Sánchez @ohmymithrandir.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If you're a woman who plays EA Sports CFB or Madden, I wanna talk to you! And if you're a woman who loves football and don't play those games, I also wanna hear from you! Working on a piece on football, the sports video games, and well, US! RESHARES APPRECIATED
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Howdy @chrishowdy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
And if anything his supposition is exactly backwards; LO/stealth tech arguably much *more* valuable against advanced enemies, whose technology can capably handle aircraft without it.
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Howdy @chrishowdy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This sure seems like a good reason for sports leagues and governments to not allow sovereign wealth fund ownership!
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Manchester City Verdict Strains UK-UAE Diplomatic Relations
A historic legal ruling against Manchester City Football Club has placed diplomatic ties between the UK and the United Arab Emirates under significant strain, with billions of pounds in projected fore...
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Tim Carmody @tcarmody.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is the funniest thing I've seen today, possibly ever
A tweet by SarahStarberry that says "oh god read the vertical axis" on top of a chart measuring AI models' release dates and model numbers rather than any real capabilities
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Howdy @chrishowdy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I think "being in Atlanta" was the intended evidence of misdeeds (being in Atlanta is also not evidence of misdeeds)
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Howdy @chrishowdy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Heir to a yacht rock empire
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Howdy @chrishowdy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Dead on. Loved Spaceballs and Men in Tights when I was like, twelve years old. Haven't gone back to either in 10 or 15 years, watched Young Frankenstein at least twice this summer.
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Howdy @chrishowdy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Oh, they have a "rants about witches" guy, he's Acting SecNav
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Howdy @chrishowdy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It's cute you think Dave Kasper has a version of FM that recent
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Howdy @chrishowdy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This is like a hidden verse to Planet of the Bass
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Howdy @chrishowdy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
John Krasinski looks like shit
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Stu @rickybaker51.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The comments are sending me
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Howdy @chrishowdy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Oh nice, so there is a little on-the-fly adjustability. It just looks like it would be really stiff the way the links connect, so if the sizing wasn't just right it might be annoying. It's a neat piece!
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Howdy @chrishowdy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Yeah, it's bad. And doesn't help that one of the parties has spent the last five decades working to rig things in their favor, while the other just whines when things don't go their way
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Howdy @chrishowdy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I mean that one wasn't THAT much more than the chocolate, probably? 🤷 How is the bracelet??
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Howdy @chrishowdy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Hell yeah, that's fun!
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Howdy @chrishowdy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"I was there," like you saw Nirvana in someone's garage. Lots of people were there, and there's lots of fucking data.
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Howdy @chrishowdy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
There have been reams of ballot-level analysis and Nader pulled as many votes from Bush as he did from Gore. Meanwhile, Gore lost 200,000 Clinton voters to Bush.
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