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Howdy @chrishowdy.bsky.social · 4h
Fun match aside from the extracurriculars
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Howdy @chrishowdy.bsky.social · 4h
Little clearer:
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Howdy @chrishowdy.bsky.social · 4h
🤔
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Howdy @chrishowdy.bsky.social · 6h
Green Street Hooligans innit
Millwall Football Club
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Howdy @chrishowdy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Imagine trying to parse this into whatever the rest of that shit is
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Howdy @chrishowdy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This is one of my two Swatches 😂
A Mido Multifort Escape wristwatch on some hairy dude's arm.
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Howdy @chrishowdy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Hell yeah. On the train wearing my Burnley from Melbourne Watch Co., an Aussie microbrand I enjoy!
Picture of a man's wrist wearing a sports watch with a blue dial, the Burnley automatic from Melbourne Watch Co.
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Howdy @chrishowdy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Wild to write this paragraph and then choose to continue with the rest of the piece.
There are, as always, logical explanations for such a phenomenon. In our algorithm-driven age, it’s entirely possible to design a curated world where you never encounter “Choosin’ Texas”: You don’t engage with country content, you don’t listen to country playlists, you don’t even remove your earbuds when you enter a coffee shop, should twang be coming out of the speakers. Gone are the days of the monoculture radio hit. Shared experiences are few and far between.
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Howdy @chrishowdy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Howdy @chrishowdy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
BREAKING: The Thamesmen will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran
Fictional 1960s English band The Thamesmen
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Howdy @chrishowdy.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
OK, fine, "'Devil's Knight' star Kevin Sorbo" then
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Howdy @chrishowdy.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
lmao this dude's surgeons and hair/makeup people hate him. And I guess throw God in the mix for shaping his fucking skull like that.
It's a Necron from Warhammer 40kIt's Trey Gowdy
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Howdy @chrishowdy.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
mf looks like a Necron
Trey Gowdy is a weird looking motherfucker
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Howdy @chrishowdy.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Vilerat
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Howdy @chrishowdy.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Lauren Boebert is answering an important phone call, looks like it's news she's happy about!
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Howdy @chrishowdy.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
It b 2 dumbass girls telling each other "exactlyyyy"
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Howdy @chrishowdy.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Ol' Jakey Dylan is really sounding a lot like his dad these days (unfortunately, derogatory). Band still rocks, though.
The Wallflowers playing in Greenville, SC
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Howdy @chrishowdy.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Hey @washingtonspirit.com when someone like this approaches you for a media cred, you can instead respond with this thing that you've been promoting all over Al Gore's Internet
Washington Spirit ad banner reading "First Match on us" and offering free tickets to eligible first-time attendees
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Howdy @chrishowdy.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
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Howdy @chrishowdy.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Prob rude to ask this lady what her dad's job was
Conspicuously blue-eyed lady in an Argentina jersey with a posterboard sign reading MESSI IS MY HERO
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Howdy @chrishowdy.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Do they ever have hard ones? Haha
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Howdy @chrishowdy.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Well this guy's had a weird day
Guy in a MAINE. shirt
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Howdy @chrishowdy.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
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Howdy @chrishowdy.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Would not have guessed the McPoyles for France supporters?
Couple of weird dudes in France jerseys
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Howdy @chrishowdy.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Paraguay? You mean the Paraguay that got skunked by the US?
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Howdy @chrishowdy.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Whoa check it out, these two teams are actually trying to score
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Howdy @chrishowdy.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Friendship ended with MESSI
Now VOZINHA is my best friend
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Howdy @chrishowdy.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
No, we're not gonna fucking do Stonehenge
It's a pathetic little scale mockup of Trump's pathetic triumphal arch
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Howdy @chrishowdy.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
From the ESPN dot com front page exactly 17 years ago:
A picture of Jozy Altidore and Charlie Davies with the headline "Jozy And the Giant Killers." 

Subhed reads "Do you believe in miracles? The US did, weathering shot after shot to stun top-ranked Spain 2-0 behind goals by Jozy Altidore and Clint Dempsey." Link reads: "Vote: do you care?"
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Howdy @chrishowdy.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
$250??
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Howdy @chrishowdy.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
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Howdy @chrishowdy.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
We all love Curacao don't we folks
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Howdy @chrishowdy.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Drunk Scotland fans in the Telemundo booth
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Howdy @chrishowdy.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
The national anthem don't even slap.
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Howdy @chrishowdy.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Big ups to Google for changing the icon and notification bubble for Chat so it looks exactly like a fucking text message at a glance.
A screenshot from my phone where the goddamn Chat and Text Message notifications are basically indistinguishable
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Howdy @chrishowdy.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
@taterpie.bsky.social is murgh chana masala a soup?
A blue ceramic bowl of homemade murgh chana masala and rice
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Howdy @chrishowdy.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Lol
Anson Carter saying "I'm not going to write jack off" on my tee vee
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Howdy @chrishowdy.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
@dcpierson.bsky.social did the one that I think can't be topped
Don Draper: "We quiero many things. Family, safety, love. But this guy--"
(Taps drawing of chihuahua)
"There's only one thing he quieros."
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Howdy @chrishowdy.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
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Howdy @chrishowdy.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
It's that "Gen X's brains are all swimming in dissolved lead" graph you've seen a million times
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Howdy @chrishowdy.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Betting this guy has cool opinions about things
A lifted blue Dodge Ram pickup with the VA license plate "BLUE RAM" and a giant decal reading SPARTAN across the tailgate. The Ram badge has been replaced with a spartan helmet and Μολον λαβε.
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Howdy @chrishowdy.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Yeah man if I were really serious about a lasting deal with Iran I would definitely send fucking Vance and Kushner and Witkoff
Jared Kushner, Steve Witkoff and JD Vance somehow not getting a peace deal and with Iran
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Howdy @chrishowdy.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Last time I hooped in Moore Gym I was guarding a dude with no socks on and he did a spin move and a smashed Mcdouble fell out his pocket
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Howdy @chrishowdy.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
This was the last time Italy played a World Cup game
A gentleman and his "friend" Esther, both wearing Uruguay soccer jerseys, attending a World Cup game in Natal, Brasil.
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Howdy @chrishowdy.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Same campaign, so
Gonna see DC United play Inter Miami in some place called "Batlimore"
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Howdy @chrishowdy.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
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Howdy @chrishowdy.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Anyway! Unrelated, check out this picture I found of a cool wall
An interesting wall, stone maybe? Idk anything about it
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Howdy @chrishowdy.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
This you?
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Howdy @chrishowdy.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
🤔
Nothing to see here
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Howdy @chrishowdy.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
This motherfucker looks like a wizard animated a card from the game Guess Who
Shithead data center CEO speaking at a public hearing where the Chandler, AZ Council unanimously shat on his company's plan.
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