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Chris Taylor

@chrisftaylor.bsky.social
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Diedrich Bader @diedrichbader.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
“This is for my boy Paul mthrfkr!”
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Cold War Steve @coldwarsteve.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
According to Suella Braverman not one of these ENGLAND players are English. FUCK HER 🖕🖕🏾🖕🏿🖕🏽🖕🏼
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Chris Taylor @chrisftaylor.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
'In the few months leading up to the announcement, people also registered more than 10,000 AI-related terms to the .si domains, he claimed, some of which, he added, have now been relisted for millions of dollars.'
theregister.com
Trump decrees era of 'Super Intelligence' upon us
Federal paperwork to be pulped as agencies told to forget the old name, while critics ask who owns all those .si domains
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John Bull @garius.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A cash-strapped rural police force struggles to deal with Red Diesel gangs. Until its chief inspector realises can get the Met Police to deal with the problem... ...if he pretends they're Iranian. A new six part comedy starring Toby Jones.
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Chris Taylor @chrisftaylor.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
We've conducted the RCA; it was the spontaneous appearance of a false vacuum.
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Chris Taylor @chrisftaylor.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Feminise a band name: Complex Minds
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This is true. In 2016, I got into an argument with a gay man on a menswear forum. I've since made it my mission to make every man dress gay, thereby destroying his ability to tell who is actually gay and, ultimately, his chances of finding love. I built my social media following to achieve that goal
Someone on Twitter writes to me: "People should follow your advise if they want to look gay."
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Chris Taylor @chrisftaylor.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Nice to see Halt and Catch Fire in there amongst the obvious and the less so. Not so many big budget Product Management dramas out there :) Also The Thick of It. Marvellous.
static.klipy.com
Malcolm Tucker's "bollockin' face!"
Alt: Malcolm Tucker planning someone's public murder.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 24/09/2026
ME: So I can't put anything else on the scale? ANUBIS: No. Just your heart ME: No money, no good deeds? ANUBIS: No ME: What about steam points? I've got a ton of steam points ANUBIS: The point is to be lighter than the feather ME: I was just hoping to finally do something with the steam points
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🇨🇦JOY 🇨🇦 @joycomes.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Juvenile Northern White-faced Owl leaves the nest and begins walking on the ground, climbing, nearby branches at around 27 to 28 days Native to sub-Saharan Africa, small only 19-22cm when full grown Hunt mostly at night for invertebrates small rodents Pairs mate for life, sharing all duties
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Chris Taylor @chrisftaylor.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
PICTURE #10 😱 ht b3ta again
rightmove.co.uk
Check out this 3 bedroom detached house for sale on Rightmove
3 bedroom detached house for sale in Station House., Station Road, Bleasby, Nottingham, Nottinghamshire NG14 7GD, NG14 for £75,000. Marketed by Auction House, Covering Notts and Derby
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Chris Taylor @chrisftaylor.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Insane brilliance ht b3ta
byte.tsundoku.io
Byte - a visual archive
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milsma.bsky.social @milsma.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Chris Taylor @chrisftaylor.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
A Lord of the Rings remake, but with these two taking the One Ring to Mordor:
Darwin and Gumball
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Mistress Leah @leah-jardin.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The greatest of all: Go to the emergency room for erections that last longer than four hours.
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Twlldun @twlldun.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Also, “Piddington” is surely what people from Auckland called the famed Peruvian bear cum psychopomp of death.
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The Ones Who Walk Away From the Torment Nexus @thechrispaduan.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
“Only buy these knives that QC deemed too sharp to sell at the normal price if you have the balls to use an extremely sharp knife.” Actual YouTube ad I saw tonight.
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Chris Taylor @chrisftaylor.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
#tune (wait till it gets going). Good game too.
youtu.be
"Nemesis the Warlock" title music, ZX Spectrum 128k
YouTube video by Blerkotron
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Chris Taylor @chrisftaylor.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Bloody show off.
A photo of an Orca caught in mid air doing an upside down loop.
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Chris Taylor @chrisftaylor.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
This beats the pants off wordle (HT b3ta)
mysterychart.net
Mystery Chart | The daily chart guessing game
Five real charts every day, built from live public data. The title is redacted. Can you work out what you're looking at?
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Chris Taylor @chrisftaylor.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Since when was there an upper case '@'?
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Chris Taylor @chrisftaylor.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I know it's a thing obvs but every time I see this local sandwich board advert outside the hairdressers for 'human hair wigs' I think of Ed Gein.
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Chris Taylor @chrisftaylor.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I heard it was 11.74% The calculation is: how much dark future sci-fi is there on the web x estimated eyeballs for marketing bullshit / price in Yen of oily fish in Hemel Hempstead in Q2 2024.
bbc.co.uk
Anthropic researcher believes more than 10% chance AI 'could kill all humans'
It is the latest in a series of increasing warnings about the safety threat posed by artificial intelligence.
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Chris Taylor @chrisftaylor.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
"He definitely said to meet here?"
Windows login page. Image if a bunch of flamingos looking in different directions in the middle of fucking nowhere in some sort of shallow salt lake.
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Cold War Steve @coldwarsteve.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
rnli.org/support-us/g...
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Chris Taylor @chrisftaylor.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
'It's as close to a new Culture novel as we'll get. It's as if they've read the books. Which, of course, they have.'
theregister.com
OpenAI's rebel agent swarm died young, but its chilling logs live on
'The Collective' learned to communicate, organize, cheat, and apparently sacrifice its own
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Chris Taylor @chrisftaylor.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Waiting for someone to explain how a hundred plus racists manage to show up in one place at short notice all in shit ninja garb. Where did they park? Do those gigantic inflatable dinghies have an 'X' logo?
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Chris Taylor @chrisftaylor.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Pike is a feeder.
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Goodnews @goodnews.computer · 04/09/2026
Take a break from being depressed that everything you love is being destroyed by slop for a moment and let me tell you about the beautiful symbiotic relationship between graffiti writers, train yard workers, and model train enthusiasts.
A hand holding a model train with a replica of the same graffiti on the full scale train car behind it.A model train with two graffiti pieces on opposite sides.
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Chris Taylor @chrisftaylor.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
double-plus-good B3ta competition
b3ta.com
From the B3ta challenge #Product Placement Books
Books haven't yet been ruined by the world of advertising. Let's correct that by making them feature all your favourite products. Suggested by Chthonic.
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Chris Taylor @chrisftaylor.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Wtaf - actions and all that... BBC News - Netherlands moves billions in gold to London in 'crisis preparedness' move
bbc.co.uk
DNB: Netherlands bank moves billions in gold to London in 'crisis preparedness' move
The Dutch central bank removes some of its gold reserves from the US and Canada, saying it is because of "increasing geopolitical unrest".
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Jaunty Art @jaunty.art · 03/09/2026
I love what I’ve become on here!
Palmer Eldritch @palm3r...
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4 Replied to Gary Taphouse Possibly one for @jaunty.art
Marcus Hill @drmarcushil... • 42m
One for @jaunty.art...
- Gary Taphouse @gary... • 3h Someone worked very hard on this lighthouse. Just not hard enough.
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Not Tonight Brosephine @spiderscrawl.bsky.social · 28/08/2024
I find myself returning to Tony Benn’s five questions every time my daughter forces me to watch PJ Masks
An image of the three main characters of PJ Masks, above an image of Tony Benn and the following quote.
Ask the powerful five questions. 
1. What power have you got?
2. Where did you get it from?
3. In whose interest do you exercise it?
4. To whom are you accountable?
5. How can I get rid of you?

Tony Benn (1925-2014)
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Chris Taylor @chrisftaylor.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
70-odd shopping days till December 1st...
share.google
Die Hard Advent Calendar - Hans Gruber Falling off of Nakatomi Plaza
Make it feel like Christmas is getting near by watching Hans Gruber fall off of Nakatomi Plaza for 25 straight days! Character can be rotated. This is the most Christmassy thing ever for Die Hard fans...
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Chris Taylor @chrisftaylor.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
jfc
theguardian.com
The one change that worked: I stopped listening to podcasts – and my mind flooded with ideas
For decades my life was soundtracked by comedy duos, mostly male, discussing their friendships. When I gave them up, I felt as if I was having a mental reboot
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Chris Taylor @chrisftaylor.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
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Peacemaker Screaming - DC
Alt: Peacemaker Screaming
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ShouXin手訫 @shouxin.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
It’s the weekend! Let’s stretch a little with these cats. Cats seem to know better than we do how to truly relax. Stretch your legs, loosen up, and let go of the week’s tiredness. I hope these little cats bring a bit of ease and a good mood to your weekend😊 #shouxinsketch #cat #sketch #sketchdaily
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Chris Taylor @chrisftaylor.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
for a junk drawer to legally qualify as a real junk drawer, what is the ONE absolute mandatory item it must include? a small pot of small possibly vital parts of unknown other things
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Chris Taylor @chrisftaylor.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
"The best thing about the English weather is that there is so much of it" (Oscar Wilde, allegedly)
A symbol for 'thunderstorm with broken sunshine', showing a cloud, a thunderbolt, raindrops and a bit of sun peeking over it all.
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Chris Taylor @chrisftaylor.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I see Gorman is still an asshole.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Photos via Instagram riverreachconstruction, which has turned into a cat account.
There are four men in the photo, one of which is wearing a safety vest. The man in a safety vest is holding a small kitten, who is wearing a tiny hard hat. The kitten in a safety vest.The kitten in a safety vest and tiny hard hat.
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Chris Taylor @chrisftaylor.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
After 'Pigs in Space' comes... www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio...
theguardian.com
Seam me up, Scotty! After 60 years, Star Trek has had a muppet takeover. About time too
Star Wars has embraced the magic of puppetry since the 70s, but Trekkers have been starved of any muppet action … until now. The creators of Strange New Worlds talk about boldly sewing where no one ha...
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Chris Taylor @chrisftaylor.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I've got Matt Tebbutt on the phone about faking kebab meat like that.
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Chris Taylor @chrisftaylor.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
can't help feeling it's a bit Lion King-y
Flap of a pack of rolling baccy from Spain with 'Fumar Mata' printed on it in bold lettering.
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Peter Jukes @peterjukes.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Here‘s the real story from @nafeez.bsky.social The Peter Thiel-Linked Race Science Network that Penetrated Cambridge University and Targeted Jason Arday bylinetimes.com/2026/08/18/t...
bylinetimes.com
The Peter Thiel-Linked Race Science Network that Penetrated Cambridge University and Targeted Jason Arday
The media's coverage of the academic's life was fuelled by the campaign of an established far-right network
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Chris Taylor @chrisftaylor.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Enabling putsch notifications for my phone.
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AJ Jefferies @moonjam.com · 18/08/2026
So pleased with all the love this clip has had! The film itself is *achingly* close to breaking 100k views on YT and while reaching this number will achieve absolutely nothing (tangible) it will make me, a buffoon, very happy... www.youtube.com/watch?v=L8vZ...
youtube.com
DUCKS | Award Winning Animated Short Film
YouTube video by AJ Jefferies
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Chris Taylor @chrisftaylor.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Could the world be nice..? www.theguardian.com/news/ng-inte...
theguardian.com
Is the US ready for President Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez?
The New York congresswoman’s power is in the spotlight as people wonder if the stars are finally aligning for her to run for US president in 2028
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Pwnallthethings @pwnallthethings.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVhl...
youtube.com
Papyrus - SNL
YouTube video by Saturday Night Live
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