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Chris Taylor

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Chris Taylor @chrisftaylor.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Absolute belter - very well paced. Interesting stuff about US spy satellite program, the MOL, and Russian efforts. And obviously some tragedy. Very NASA-focused though (obvs). Was all I could do not to bang on S1 of For All Mankind for about the fifth time :D
Cover shot of 'Into the Black' by Rowland White
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Chris Taylor @chrisftaylor.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"we" are "sick" of "experts"
Joey Tribbiani with a confused half smile
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Chris Taylor @chrisftaylor.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Elderly lady with Zimmer frame: THE INTERNET USED TO COME THROUGH THE PHONE AND IT SOUNDED LIKE SCREAMING ROBOTS

Younger woman helping her: SURE GRANDMA, LET'S GET YOU TO BED
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Chris Taylor @chrisftaylor.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Some wet cement with hundreds of duck footprints. A lone Mallard looks back into camera doing a kind of whassuuup.
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Chris Taylor @chrisftaylor.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Sheldon failing to teach Penny physics: "It's a warm Summer evening in ancient Greece..."
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Chris Taylor @chrisftaylor.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
A Lord of the Rings remake, but with these two taking the One Ring to Mordor:
Darwin and Gumball
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Chris Taylor @chrisftaylor.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
And in the UK, say hello to these shit ninjas. We need to start a rumour that masks cause autism.
Shit ninjas, who mysteriously appeared in numbers in one place the other day, presumably in their own shit ninja bus.
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Chris Taylor @chrisftaylor.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Bloody show off.
A photo of an Orca caught in mid air doing an upside down loop.
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Chris Taylor @chrisftaylor.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
"He definitely said to meet here?"
Windows login page. Image if a bunch of flamingos looking in different directions in the middle of fucking nowhere in some sort of shallow salt lake.
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Chris Taylor @chrisftaylor.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
"The best thing about the English weather is that there is so much of it" (Oscar Wilde, allegedly)
A symbol for 'thunderstorm with broken sunshine', showing a cloud, a thunderbolt, raindrops and a bit of sun peeking over it all.
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Chris Taylor @chrisftaylor.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Cultural appropriation seems to be less of a dog whistle now but regardless: this is from 'The Dawn of Everything: A New History of Humanity' by David Graeber and David Wengrow. (Which is a fantastic read along with 'Debt: The First 5000 Years'.)
Spanish observers may even have learned from Tlaxcalteca or Aztec sources what it means to have once been a ‘noble savage’. Nor can we rule out the possibility that indigenous Mexican ideas on the subject entered wider streams of European political thought that gathered force only in the days of Rousseau, whose State of Nature maps with alarming fidelity on to Motolinía’s account of the Chichimec, right down to the ‘primitive hut dwellings’ in which they were supposed to have lived. Perhaps some of the seeds of our own evolutionary story about how it all began with simple, egalitarian hunter-gatherers were sown right there, in the imaginations of city-dwelling Amerindians.
But we digress.
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Chris Taylor @chrisftaylor.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
can't help feeling it's a bit Lion King-y
Flap of a pack of rolling baccy from Spain with 'Fumar Mata' printed on it in bold lettering.
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Chris Taylor @chrisftaylor.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
David Tennant in W1A mode.
W1A's Ian and Will staring at the camera.
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Chris Taylor @chrisftaylor.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Definitely shaken not stirred.
The town of Peniscola on the west coast of Spain.
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Chris Taylor @chrisftaylor.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
More Babbage
... it is said that he [Babbage] sent the following letter to Alfred, Lord Tennyson about a couplet in "The Vision of Sin":

     Every minute dies a man,
     Every minute one is born

I need hardly point out to you that this calculation would tend to keep the sum total of the world's population in a state of perpetual equipoise, whereas it is a well-known fact that the said sum total is constantly on the increase. I would therefore take the liberty of suggesting that in the next edition of your excellent poem the erroneous calculation to which I refer should be corrected as follows:

     Every minute dies a man,
     And one and a sixteenth is born

I may add that the exact figures are 1.167, but something must, of course, be conceded to the laws of metre.
Charles Babbage and his Calculating Engines
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Chris Taylor @chrisftaylor.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
It may be that he needs these visual cues to function.
Wellingtons with a big capital L and R on them. See Jimmy Cricket.
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Chris Taylor @chrisftaylor.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Love the wrapping on this from MemorySteel: share.google/C4KHM0tf1bAz... :)
Handmade notebook from Memory Steel wrapped in brown paper with blue and yellow ribbons.
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Chris Taylor @chrisftaylor.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
How your email finds me
a ginger kitten travelling at speed braced on someone's shoulder with lens blur
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Chris Taylor @chrisftaylor.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Paddington Basin stands in solidarity with the Antifalgae of the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool ✊
A canal full of pond weed or something. Swirly green stuff.
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Chris Taylor @chrisftaylor.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Found a house while I was out just now that might actually be affordable.
A battered Monopoly house. Ho ho ho. To be fair I don't know how much these cost in monopoly now. Also just dawned on me that in the game they are buy to rent.
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Chris Taylor @chrisftaylor.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
No but I can do you some merch from a cunningly-branded* national research centre, _allegedly_ hastily renamed after some rather dodgy shenanigans. I also have tote bags and an eraser :D * There are only so many permutations of AGC and T you can backronym without ridicule.
An impossible-to-drink-it-of-without-a-dribble 'hug mug', with the 'TGAC' logo, expanded below to 'The Genome Analysis Centre' plus a short, stylised double helix and some sort of cog-based DNA machinery thing. It's quite busy tbh.
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Chris Taylor @chrisftaylor.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Andy Burnham winning in Makerfield by protecting a bin from its natural enemy the fox
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Chris Taylor @chrisftaylor.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
To be fair no-one can say angels don't have three arms. The last artist's impression I saw was a bunch of angry eyeballs.
a section of DHS's insane post about consecrating the US showing a three-armed angel with non-standard hands
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Chris Taylor @chrisftaylor.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
sign with a silhouette of a goose under the red 'no' symbol
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Chris Taylor @chrisftaylor.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Tim Burton's 'The Nightmare Before Makerfield'
Ed Milliband looking rather haggard
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Chris Taylor @chrisftaylor.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
The future comes for all our assumptions.
A smile emoji from Jira whose preemptive antialiasing for a light background means that on a dark background that it looks like it's on a doily
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Chris Taylor @chrisftaylor.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Nice.
My coldwarsteve world cup chart. Nazis and 80s product sponsors. Marvellous.
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Chris Taylor @chrisftaylor.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Book titled 'Pan's People Our Story' which I hope isn't a further series of revelations about Radio One DJs in the 70s and 80s.
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Chris Taylor @chrisftaylor.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
I'M MRS NESBITT
Cute chubby mug, even cuter little Japanese teapot and a fancy-pants strainer.
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Chris Taylor @chrisftaylor.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
My chubby mug is the nuts. This is the mug Henry Moore would use. My partner is not a fan (boo, hiss).
A Wenshuo 'pudgey' mug, with some nice turmeric and ginger chai.
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Chris Taylor @chrisftaylor.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
HOUSTON (The Borowitz Report)—The US Senate race in Texas got uglier on Thursday as Republican Ken Paxton accused Democrat James Talarico of lacking the requisite criminal record to represent the Lone Star State in Washington.

“With all due respect, my opponent doesn’t have the cojones to go on a crime spree,” he told a crowd of supporters in Houston. “James Talarico never saw a law he didn’t abide.”

Drawing a stark contrast between himself and Talarico, Paxton said, “My criminal record is as big as Texas itself.”

Paxton warned that, given the lawless environment that currently prevails in Washington DC, a non-crook like Talarico would be a “dangerous choice,” adding, “Texas deserves a criminal who doesn’t need on-the-job training.”
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Chris Taylor @chrisftaylor.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
I think it's time to bring up the pure experience of Death Valley on the ZX81
An asterisk navigates a treacherous valley mate up if two wiggly line of the letter I. The raw feel of whatever font that is adds to the visceral experience.
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Chris Taylor @chrisftaylor.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Also they are evil as I think this proves.
A halved and partly-excavated avocado with a sinister face on the inside of the rind.Further excavation reveals the full extent of its malign nature.
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Chris Taylor @chrisftaylor.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
@museum-of-twitter.bsky.social
An old, old tweet and reply. @Harry_Styles says 'Avocado ruins lots of great sandwiches' to which @avocado replies 'What the fuck'.
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Chris Taylor @chrisftaylor.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Hand using plant mister. Caption reads 'No.'
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Chris Taylor @chrisftaylor.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
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Chris Taylor @chrisftaylor.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
That is ace
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Chris Taylor @chrisftaylor.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
So cute.
Picture of the retro, 3D-printed, Raspberry-Pi-based https://www.typeframe.net/docs/px-88 with a mechanical keyboard and a little LCD screen, angled up (but folds flat), in a BBC-Micro-beige chassis. Based on the Epson PX-4.
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Chris Taylor @chrisftaylor.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Circle to erase at its finest.
A small military band stand assembled next to a set of stairs on a runway at Andrews (leave it) air force base. There is a conspicuous absence of a plane.
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Chris Taylor @chrisftaylor.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Mobile phone with the crawly girl with the jerky movements from Ring coming out of the screen
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Chris Taylor @chrisftaylor.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Heart of Darkness vibe from Windows today 🛥️
Windows lock screen showing some sort of tropical river lined with tall palm-like trees, from a forward gunner's perspective, bending away into the distance.
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Chris Taylor @chrisftaylor.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
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Chris Taylor @chrisftaylor.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
The logo of Swedish cleaning firm (iirc) Tvatt. As sniggered at in a hotel in Stockholm.
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Chris Taylor @chrisftaylor.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Pilot briefing before a Death Star raid. The image of the target on the projection screen at the front of the room is not dissimilar to an ovum and the raiders are tadpole-y with wiggly tails and are 'attacking' the egg. Caption reads: 'Oh do stop giggling at the back'

https://b3ta.com/board/11427078
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Chris Taylor @chrisftaylor.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
___/\____\o/___ Suck it sharks
Data table. Summary:

Feature: Shark detection of amino acids
Detection Threshold: ~1 ppb
Scientific Reference: Meredith & Kajiura (2010)

Feature: Human detection of geosmin (smell of dry soil after rain)
Detection Threshold: ~5 ppt
Scientific Reference: Polak & Provasi (1992)

Comparison: 1,000x to 200,000x more sensitive
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Chris Taylor @chrisftaylor.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Tomasz Schafernaker speaking to us from a Paris cafe circa 1958.
Tomasz Schafernaker gesturing at a weather map of the UK. His sartorial odyssey continues in a casual jacket, a polo (roll / turtle) neck and round dark-framed spectacles. And jeans.
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Chris Taylor @chrisftaylor.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Rorschach's plug
An international socket that does UK, European, Indian, US and other plugs so in each if a pair of switched sockets, with a couple of USB ports for good measure. They probably have these on the ISS.
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Chris Taylor @chrisftaylor.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Twenty past seven. Makes sense.
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Chris Taylor @chrisftaylor.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Maybe they could whitelist their own emails?
Email from Google Play (definitely has their domain) reported as spam in gmail. Fine I suppose.
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Chris Taylor @chrisftaylor.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
What’s the perfect GIF for your BlueSky persona?
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