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Chris Edwards

@chrisedwards01.bsky.social
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24 Not A 🤖 💕 R36S🕹️👾🎮 Windows Vista supremacist. 3D Touch deserved better. Giddy up, Jingle Horse RIP ButterScooch🐴 RIP Hornch🐴 Banned From BestBuy Bird watching works both ways🐦 LG G Flex/2 🏳️‍🌈Cher Nobel☢️ BURN IN HELL WINDOWS 11 🫪Antisocial Socialist Club🫪

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GwenieThinks 🤔 @gwenie.bsky.social · 5h
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Rabbi Danya Ruttenberg @theradr.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
hi abolish the death penalty the state should never have the power to murder (yes this includes indirectly, I see you, ICE)
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Chris Edwards @chrisedwards01.bsky.social · 14h
In other news
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Thor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Stop letting the state kill people. I don't think the state should be allowed to do that
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Chris Edwards @chrisedwards01.bsky.social · 14h
Evans is being weird right? Nothing I said warranted his response? Idk why this is bothering me…
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Jimothy the Raccoon @jimothythe-raccoon.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The old Uncle Sam Billboard on I-5 now owned by Chehalis Tribe. #jimothy #seattle #jimothyraccoon
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Going to work now feels like doing homework after the teacher quit and told the class that education is fake. Everyone just coasting on inertia and hoping there's still a point to all this
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Katie Martin @katie0martin.ft.com · 25/09/2026
I have blamed The agents That hacked Your website And which You probably Reasonably thought I controlled Forgive me I am rich And unaccustomed To taking responsibility
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Agolf Twitler Slayer @slayeragolf.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Yale just did a study and found out that not only would Medicare for all save 114,000 American lives every yr, but we'd save 1 trillion dollars annually. The reason we don't switch, because 75% of every sitting member of Congress has received a political contribution from the the healthcare industry
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Chris Edwards @chrisedwards01.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This one is kinda funny. Not even lukashenko is willing to play ball with Trump.
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
IP: “.. This oil spike has lasted longer than the one following Russia's invasion of Ukraine in 2022. That raises the risk of second-round effects on core inflation ..” @wsj.com www.wsj.com/economy/cent...
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The Onion @theonion.com · 21/09/2026
NSFW Artist Struggling To Improve On Sexiness Of Regular Muppets theonion.com/nsfw-artist-struggling…
NSFW Artist Struggling To Improve On Sexiness Of Regular Muppets
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Five corporations control 90% of the US media. Airlines have merged from 12 major carriers in 1980 to 4 today. A handful of companies control the pharmaceutical industry. Four giants control 80% of meat processing. The evidence of corporate concentration is everywhere.
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Jack Hopkins-The Original @therealjackhopkins.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
ICE agent shot a man in the torso during a traffic stop in North Austin today. He's in serious but stable condition. Austin PD wasn't involved; the mayor wants local police on the investigation for third-party eyes. ICE has been out of control since they started this B.S.
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Chris Edwards @chrisedwards01.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Faeggits
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Chris Edwards @chrisedwards01.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The converse thing feels like a distraction and yall are absolutely taking the bait.
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onion person @junlper.beer · 10/09/2026
trying to get people to understand that the trans women in sports debate isn’t really about sports but a meta narrative pushed by the right all about slowly getting all trans people out of public life is truly impossible
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Chris Edwards @chrisedwards01.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I forgot to leave a bullet out for Charlie 🫩🥺
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Chris Edwards @chrisedwards01.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
So you’re a communist that doesn’t want money currency because it can be exploited but you want a social credit system and think that CANT be exploited?? Lmaooooo
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mave @mave.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
No one is coming to save you. However, someone is coming to stand in front of what you want to look at in the grocery store
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Chris Edwards @chrisedwards01.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
My first act as president will be putting all the tankies in the damn gulags. See how they REALLY feel.
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Chris Edwards @chrisedwards01.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Hey so when I asked you to figure out what you want for dinner this week BEFORE we went shopping and you didn’t and then you getting pissy that we don’t have anything you want to eat is YOUR FUCKING FAULT
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Chris Edwards @chrisedwards01.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Is Dr. Pepper short for Dr. Pepperoni nipples?
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Just ‘Steve’ 💙 @steveplou.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
When everything you do is a knee-jerk reaction with no thought or consideration of the consequences of your actions.
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Chris Edwards @chrisedwards01.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Getting “This is not a place of honor” tattooed on my taint
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Clowncone @clowncone.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Nightmare Ren and Stimpy
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Chris Edwards @chrisedwards01.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
New Toot Goochin
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David M. Perry @lollardfish.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Saving for future use in case I ever make a joke on bluesky dot app.
a beared white dude looking in the mirror, hand on the glass: Did I just argue with a joke? Part of a Bluesky educational series.
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Chris Edwards @chrisedwards01.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
It’s 2026. Double click to open on pc should be DEAD!!!
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Chris Edwards @chrisedwards01.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Sorry you got pissy cuz you didn’t let me finish my question and didn’t like the half you heard.
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Chris Edwards @chrisedwards01.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Why are lightphone users getting so excited for greater app support
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Chris Edwards @chrisedwards01.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I love pissing people off by calling something “stolen valor” when it’s not military related. Cuz damn people get testy for no damn reason.
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
A recent survey found that 92% of U.S. adults have delayed or avoided medical care due to high costs. Meanwhile, a new study from Yale estimates that Medicare for All would save over 114,000 lives and $1 trillion a year. If this country was truly “pro-life,” we would have universal healthcare.
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kenofseattle @kenofseattle.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Having Epstein killed doesn't necessarily mean the sex trafficking ring disbanded. For all we know the same nasty suspects are still involved in it to this day.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
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Gillian Brockell @gillianbrockell.com · 22/08/2026
They told her there was no room on the golf carts, but look
A closeup of a gold cart behind Natalie Harp with only one person it and plenty of empty seats
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Chris Edwards @chrisedwards01.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Can someone tell Aaron parnas that if he was going to complain about having a kid so fucking often, he shouldn’t have had the damn thing.
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Chris Edwards @chrisedwards01.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Really interesting to see Europe now treating Muslims with the same disregard of humanity that was once reserved for the Jews. Wonder what changed and made them need a new enemy?
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Chris Edwards @chrisedwards01.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Doing some reading before bedtime
A children book titled “why is daddy leaving?” About helping a child understand divorce and separation.
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nora "the tea kobold" rude (they/them ze/hir) @nora.zone · 19/08/2026
screenshot of me appealing the rude label i got from bluesky with the appeal text saying "im nice now" but the important part is that my keyboard is in bi pride colors
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Chris Edwards @chrisedwards01.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
This is how you lose btw. Throwing your support behind an extraordinary unpopular candidate, who has already proven an unwillingness to listen, while expecting good results feels like insanity…
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Regime Accountant, CPA ☠️🎢 @regimecpa.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
RIP to everyone who fell for propaganda but im different. and immune to propaganda. maybe even more immune than the gods
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Chris Edwards @chrisedwards01.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
*Sir David Attenborough voice* Loud urination is sign of social dominance among male homosapiens.
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Chris Edwards @chrisedwards01.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Anyone that enjoys being underwater should be institutionalized. I’m with god on this one. We left the water lost our gills for a DAMN REASON!!!
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Chris Edwards @chrisedwards01.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Peener Sniffer Guy
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Chris Edwards @chrisedwards01.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Am I too woke to understand why being looked at should trigger this response?
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Chris Edwards @chrisedwards01.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
No one even uwu anymore
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Chris Edwards @chrisedwards01.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
“I’ll look into it” yea no shit unless you wanna be short $300 this month. The fuck. Don’t give me attitude bitch.
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