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Chris Dorrell

@chrisdorrell.bsky.social
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"That's where I left my glasses" . Old bloke with a 20 year old mind and depression and anxiety. I love my daughter Gabby to bits and great friends with her mum although not together. I have great friends/family I have never met irl but love you lots .

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Tollytb🇮🇪🇪🇺🇨🇦🇬🇧 @tollytb.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Dear Diary, Whine whine whinge whinge whine whine whinge whinge Whine whine whinge whinge whine whine whinge whinge Whine whine whinge whinge whine whine whinge whinge Whine whine whinge whinge whine whine whinge whinge Lie Lie Lie Lie Lie Lie Lie Lie Lie BOOHOO 🐢💨
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Ian Johnson @mrianjohnson.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Happy birthday Freddie Mercury. He would have turned 80 today.
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Timmy Jackpots, The $13,250 Diamond Dazzler @tbone.malware-virus.biz · 26/08/2026
my wife has a friend who sent Dolly Parton a painting she made & a letter explaining how much Dolly's music meant to her while she was transitioning. Dolly responded to it personally & paid for her top surgery. Sounds like an urban legend but it's real. I think we're going to more stories like this.
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TheFirstGirlySwotsToJoinBlueSky @thelastgirlyswots.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
. Country music has lost its Queen - but Dolly Parton giving a third of a Billion books through her Imagination Library to children around the world to improve literacy is an astonishing legacy! #r4today #bbcbreakfast #GMB #C4News #Newsnight #toriesgone782 .
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 24/08/2026
Mark Carney: "This fall we will begin intense discussions with the European Union, the world's second-largest economy, to build a much stronger and deeper economic and security partnership"
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Tollytb🇮🇪🇪🇺🇨🇦🇬🇧 @tollytb.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I have a vinyl album called, "Wasp Noises" but when I played the first track it didn’t sound like a wasp, and the second track didn’t sound like a wasp either. Then I realised, I was playing the B side. 🐢💨
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TheFirstGirlySwotsToJoinBlueSky @thelastgirlyswots.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
. The rest of the UK should join Scotland in uniting to end violence against women and girls... #bbcbh #bbcbreakfast #BBClaurak #toriesgone779 .
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Tollytb🇮🇪🇪🇺🇨🇦🇬🇧 @tollytb.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Breaking: Richard Tice announces, a Reform government will lease the worlds driest deserts to grow fresh fruit, and produce wine, exclusively for British citizens. Muhammad Zia Yusuf will become Minister responsible for spitting on it to make it grow. 🐢💨
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Sadly, all true.
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Chris Dorrell @chrisdorrell.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
This needs to be RPd again. Its perfectly true.
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Tollytb🇮🇪🇪🇺🇨🇦🇬🇧 @tollytb.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Breaking: Ingrown ball sack hair, Robert Jenrick, announces new Reform child apprenticeships for 11 year olds. Chimney climbing boys, and Rickets for girls to be used as Croquet hoops. Children of both sex' will be expected to throw rose petals in front of Nigel Farage 🐢💨
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Tollytb🇮🇪🇪🇺🇨🇦🇬🇧 @tollytb.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Remember, Vote Binface not Bungface Clacton. 🐢💨
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Tollytb🇮🇪🇪🇺🇨🇦🇬🇧 @tollytb.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I saw a documentary last night where I learned something new about Neil Diamond. Apparently, he makes the same healthy smoothie every morning. Swede, carrots, lime. 🐢💨
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TheFirstGirlySwotsToJoinBlueSky @thelastgirlyswots.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
. When are water companies going to clean up our rivers and lakes? 🤔 #r4today #bbcbreakfast #GMB #C4News #bbcaq #Newsnight #toriesgone763 .
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Marina Purkiss @marina-purkiss.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Come on this journey with us… Andrew Tate detained and tweeting like a prisoner of war Trump at the press corps dinner reminding us why normalising him is unforgivable Elon had a week …and mayors speak out on Gaza. Brand new Trawl episode out now 🔗 podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/t...
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Trump's Press Dinner Disaster : Fascists, Billionaires, BS
Podcast Episode · The Trawl · 30 July · 47min
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Tollytb🇮🇪🇪🇺🇨🇦🇬🇧 @tollytb.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Gammon eating bacon = Cannibalism. 🐢💨
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Gordon Wark 🤬💥😡🔥🕗🕕🕓🕖 @1stwark.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
I did this in the winter of 1967-68 and atheism is exactly what happened.
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Esheru @esherukweku.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
There is only one thing thicker than a Brexit voter, Nigel Farage’s wallet.
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Same here. 👍 🇺🇸
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Daily Herald #FBPE #NAFO 🇬🇧🇺🇦🇬🇱 @dailyherald.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Today there wss a debate in Parliament to ban ALL MPs’ second jobs. Nigel Farage didn’t show up to defend any of his - including the latest one, raking in £22,500 an hour to promote a gold dealer. The gravy train must end. Watch the debate below.
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Bluesky @bsky.app · 25/06/2026
Bluesky launched in February 2023 as an invite-only platform. As of June 2026, we have 45 million users. For reference, that's almost the population of Argentina. Thank you for being here with us 💙 Here’s to the next 45 million accounts.
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Mark Hebden @unionlib.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Nigel Farage calls for a general election. I call for Nigel Farage to have his head flushed in the bog; we don't always get what we want Nige, live with it.
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Brant Reeves @bireeves95.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
I thought this was on Point….
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scha·den·freu·de @blisterpearl.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Don Winslow
@donwinslow

You cannot hack a mail in ballot.
You can't keep a mail in ballot in line all day.
You can't tell a mail in ballot the machines aren't working.
This is why Trump is so DESPERATE to stop mail in voting.
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Barack Obama @barackobama.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
To George and Laura, Bill and Hillary — we're grateful for your friendship, counsel, and devotion to this country. And to Joe and Jill, thank you for being on this journey with us.
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Prof Christina Pagel @chrischirp.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
three attacks last week on free and fair elections in the Midterms explained in under 3 minutes. youtube.com/shorts/Zyph8...
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Three attacks on free and fair elections in the Midterms in the last week
YouTube video by Professor Christina Pagel
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Chris Dorrell @chrisdorrell.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
If you love animals the take a few mins to watch this. Also I love the rescuers attitude at the end. It's unfortunately so rare to feel this way. youtu.be/DElfoYxXCJw?...
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Michael Rosen @michaelrosenyes.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Over the last 5 years, the wonderful Roving Bookshop have sold 20,000 of my books across 57 titles. They come to as many of my gigs as possible: in schools, theatres, libraries, conferences and elsewhere. They are AMAZING. On to many more ! @RovingBookshop
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
A Michelle Obama Appreciation Post: I deeply admire your elegance, graciousness, beauty, accomplishments, relatability & effortless class. Thank you for being one of the greatest First Ladies of all time!🙏 Much ❤️ from one of your countless fans, Mar🐫
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Tollytb🇮🇪🇪🇺🇨🇦🇬🇧 @tollytb.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Confucius say: To get attention from doctor, one has to be patient. 🐢💨
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Michael Rosen @michaelrosenyes.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Out on September 10
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Michael Rosen @michaelrosenyes.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
We've just reached another million views: latest stats from our YouTube channel, 'Kids' Poems and Stories with Michael Rosen'. Latest stats: 905K subscribers 587 videos 164,013,484 views www.youtube.com/c/MichaelRos...
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Kids’ Poems and Stories With Michael Rosen
Official Michael Rosen Channel Every video and playlist here is approved by Michael himself. If it’s on this channel, it’s the real deal and safe for children. You may see “YTP” or “poop” remixes on...
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Daily Herald #FBPE #NAFO 🇬🇧🇺🇦🇬🇱 @dailyherald.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Farage has taken over £80,000 from the US anti-abortion lobby t.co/1NsuG1DpwC
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Michael Rosen @michaelrosenyes.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Tomorrow I'm on in: Blackburn with Darwen Children’s Literature Festival at The Exchange Theatre See you there.
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RuthJackson @ruthjack.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Exactly! 👍
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actually madeleine is the scientist🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸🦇 @webway.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
does anyone know how long birds take to grow? planted birdseed weeks ago but none have sprouted yet
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
AOC: This is what I want people to understand: this is our money. When you pay your taxes, that money is being stolen to pay for a vanity project like a ballroom or whatever it is that this guy wants to do, instead of what it should be used for…
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Tollytb🇮🇪🇪🇺🇨🇦🇬🇧 @tollytb.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
I swear that I'm a cvnt, a massive cvnt, and nothing but a cvnt, so help me grift. 🐢💨
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#BigBeautifulCON ❌👑 @g7071.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Our president is a Rapist. #epsteinfiles #epstein #trumpepstein
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Scootrbum @scootrbum.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
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Tollytb🇮🇪🇪🇺🇨🇦🇬🇧 @tollytb.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
I'm happy today, as I've just been cast in a new movie about a bakery. Although it's only a small roll, I really kneaded the job. 🐢💨
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Chris Dorrell @chrisdorrell.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
@profaliceroberts.bsky.social No idea why but i think you might like this shot!
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Michael Rosen @michaelrosenyes.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
At last! A paperback edition of all the poems from The Hypnotiser - the poems that kicked off our YouTube channel ‘Kids’ Poems and Stories with Michael Rosen’ . Watch the vids: read the poems!
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Foxyfunderburd 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇺🇦🇺🇦 @foxyfunderburd.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Meanwhile in England 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Farages Deform Uks untrained so called Councillors are now dropping like flies, but as usual it's been kept away from the main News. 22 of them went within just 2 weeks. thedailybritain.co.uk/reform-counc...
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Michael Rosen @michaelrosenyes.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Our YouTube Channel has just got another million views! Here are the latest stats: 897K subscribers 586 videos 163,008,562 views www.youtube.com/@MichaelRose...
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Kids’ Poems and Stories With Michael Rosen
Official Michael Rosen Channel Every video and playlist here is approved by Michael himself. If it’s on this channel, it’s the real deal and safe for children. You may see “YTP” or “poop” remixes on...
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Chris Dorrell @chrisdorrell.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
For animal lovers. Its adorable. youtu.be/BmxVMtWa4Xs?...
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lukewarm24.bsky.social @lukewarm24.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Farage is a uk traitor He should be in prison Years gone by, he’d be facing the gallows
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Daily Herald #FBPE #NAFO 🇬🇧🇺🇦🇬🇱 @dailyherald.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Christopher Harborne's #Reform donations totalling £22,190,000. 👇 Plus Farage's extra £5,000,000 'GIFT. Plus Farage's #Brexit £1,000,000 bung. Plus Johnsons £1,000,000 Brexit BUNG. But Harborne doesn't want anything in return! 🤥 #Farage #Johnson #Harborne #UK #Corruption
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