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Will Work 4 SunDrop

@chrisdepew.bsky.social
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College football and basketball snark, mostly about Bama. Recovering politics addict. Working to find a gentler way to love God.

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(spoo)key @lefttwix.com · 10/09/2026
trying to look like i’m still enjoying myself even tho my social battery ran out ages ago:
a leather chair that looks like it has a face. the eyes are beady and slightly sunken in and the mouth looks pursed and maybe in a slight fake smile. it just overall looks like the chair is disassociating lol
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Will Work 4 SunDrop @chrisdepew.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
They share a little bit of border but not nearly that much. Pretty sure you are thinking West Virginia.
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Will Work 4 SunDrop @chrisdepew.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
As true now as it was in November.
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I got nothing for you but this shitty little prayer
Good morning, friends.
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Will Work 4 SunDrop @chrisdepew.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
For my uncle Billy’s wedding, his brother wrote “Help Me” on his shoe bottoms in white polish. Imagine the priest throwing the emergency brake on the wedding when it wasn’t even your joke.
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Will Work 4 SunDrop @chrisdepew.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
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Will Work 4 SunDrop @chrisdepew.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
Nothing screams “Family Fun” like The Big Lebowski
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Will Work 4 SunDrop @chrisdepew.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
This spring I was in a car wreck where I lost consciousness and had to be hospitalized with a subdural hematoma. And as groggy as I was, they still didn’t have to give me one of these.
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Will Work 4 SunDrop @chrisdepew.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
Nobody should have to play Candy Land. I used to rig the deck in my toddler’s favor whenever we played Candy Land. Neither child questioned why they won in an average of eight moves.
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Will Work 4 SunDrop @chrisdepew.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
New Mexico State
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Will Work 4 SunDrop @chrisdepew.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
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Will Work 4 SunDrop @chrisdepew.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
I get why the world moved on and it is best that book isn’t circulated any more. But it did a helluva lot to start junior high me to learning and understanding just how terribly America had treated minorities. As I continued, I finally learned that wasn’t a past tense issue.
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Will Work 4 SunDrop @chrisdepew.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
I hate the fact someone beat me to the punch on the Bitter Beer Face joke.
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Will Work 4 SunDrop @chrisdepew.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
Bitter sewage, no matter how many packets of sugar you dump in.
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Will Work 4 SunDrop @chrisdepew.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
Full points awarded to Barons catcher Colby Smelley for having Stanky Legg as his walk-up music.
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elimfcash @elimfcash.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
Fire Barry Trotz. Preferably into the sun.
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Will Work 4 SunDrop @chrisdepew.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
I stayed at the Days Inn on South Blvd. the night before the 1999 Iron Bowl. I assure you the room pictured here would have been an upgrade by an order of magnitude.
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Will Work 4 SunDrop @chrisdepew.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Apparently “No.”
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Will Work 4 SunDrop @chrisdepew.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
Stealing from a Facebook friend: LOLSOB
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Will Work 4 SunDrop @chrisdepew.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
Coastal Carolina may as well concede the outs once a runner reaches second.
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Will Work 4 SunDrop @chrisdepew.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
Iranians work fast.
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Will Work 4 SunDrop @chrisdepew.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
Had fungus on his shower shoes.
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Will Work 4 SunDrop @chrisdepew.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
Is it bad to be down to your recruiting coordinator as acting head coach in an elimination game for the national championship?
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dr peppermint patty @jessespector.com · 18/06/2025
in the last 365 days the florida panthers have won the stanley cup twice and florida state university has won a football game twice
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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 16/06/2025
Awful time to be alive but truly an amazing time to be a hater
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Will Work 4 SunDrop @chrisdepew.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
Being a random sportsball nut at a protest march is surprisingly valuable. Turns out you can get a quiet chant going loud and proud while only using the volume associated with weeknight non-conference basketball.
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Will Work 4 SunDrop @chrisdepew.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
The South is not like you think and exactly like you think all at the same time. #nokings
Man holding trans pride and Dale Earnhardt flags on the same pole. Holy shit how wild is that?
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Will Work 4 SunDrop @chrisdepew.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
“The coach's challenge, however, does not impact the NCAA officials' voluntary use of instant replay for timing mistakes …” Then it is worthless. This is the worst culprit.
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Will Work 4 SunDrop @chrisdepew.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
I finally got curious one night and tried a Zima. It tasted like Prestone smells.
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Will Work 4 SunDrop @chrisdepew.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
Was hoping to find more robust coverage of the #SBC on Bluesky but my search almost unanimously turned up Baptist bashing. (And hey I get it. I used to be SBC too and they aren’t my favorite folks these days.) Kate was always a reliable source for live coverage in the Twitter days. Worth a follow.
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Will Work 4 SunDrop @chrisdepew.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
Announcer in a 16-10 game talks up the batter for the Ragin’ Cajuns. “Native of Panama, he proudly wears the flag of his country on his left sleeve.” His color guy had to point out that it was the flag of Acadiana, which is a standard part of Lousiana’s uniform. #sunbelt #collegebaseball
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Will Work 4 SunDrop @chrisdepew.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
This pleases my soul.
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Will Work 4 SunDrop @chrisdepew.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
OH YEAH!
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Will Work 4 SunDrop @chrisdepew.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
I was just on another post defending the idea that I’m not “that” kind of Gen X’er ranting and raving about back in the day. And now I’m thanking. God you weren’t around when I had to diagram sentences. So I’ve blown that one. (Cool stat though.)
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Will Work 4 SunDrop @chrisdepew.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
I’m a Gen X guy who hates the toxic nostalgia we have become addicted to and wonders what the hell happened to telling off authority and working outside the system. However I don’t turn 50 until November so there is an excellent chance my brain turns to mush then. Watch this space.
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Will Work 4 SunDrop @chrisdepew.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
One-eyed snake on a plane.
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Will Work 4 SunDrop @chrisdepew.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
You’re right. It’s unpopular.
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Cameron @camorooni.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
We drafted an All State claims adjuster
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Will Work 4 SunDrop @chrisdepew.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
There are a lot of hot takes on social media claiming the NFL is conspiring against a black quarterback who has swagger and won’t tone himself down. And none of those people bought a ticket for a ride on The Jalen Milroe Experience.
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
Jalen Milroe???
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a girl holding a screwdriver in her mouth with the words i can fix him written below her
ALT: a girl holding a screwdriver in her mouth with the words i can fix him written below her
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Will Work 4 SunDrop @chrisdepew.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
Where can one wager on a kicker or punter being selected ahead of Shedeur Sanders?
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Will Work 4 SunDrop @chrisdepew.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
@rifftrax.com you listening?
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Frances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 22/04/2025
[eulogizing a dead pope] like an early morning lover he must be moving on
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Will Work 4 SunDrop @chrisdepew.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
If they are shifting to Bitcoin, you need another term besides “flight to quality.”
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Dime @dimeuproxx.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Kevin Harlan: "Tonight, the NBA on TNT is brought to you by the new crispy tenders at CarMax. What? Wait a minute, hold on. Are they serving tenders with cars? We just had the marriage of two different sponsors and it was UGLY." 😂
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Will Work 4 SunDrop @chrisdepew.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
“The koala gets a little too intimate with itself and then stares you in the eye while doing it.” has more more awake than the approaching tornado squall line.
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Will Work 4 SunDrop @chrisdepew.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
Cornbread Hemp and Chick-Fil-A in back-to-back ads is 2025’s “duality of the Southern thing.” And then a fancy downtown hotel with a “cocktail program.” Not just cocktails like some gauche wimp hangout. A cocktail program. I can feel the $20s escaping my wallet.
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Will Work 4 SunDrop @chrisdepew.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
Actual drama. Caller big mad that Mark Pope “can’t coach defense.” A few seconds of back and forth and Matt takes him off air because he is filibustering. First caller actually mad. Wish I wasn’t half asleep and caught the name.
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Will Work 4 SunDrop @chrisdepew.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
Matt’s friends crashing at an AirBNB with him just broke the couch.
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Will Work 4 SunDrop @chrisdepew.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
Caller goes in on pregame combo of Cameron Mills and Buzz Baker. Matt, theoretically sticking up for them, calls them “an old married couple fighting.” With friends like these …
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Will Work 4 SunDrop @chrisdepew.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
There is an ad for some bourbon that sends profits to Kentucky’s NIL funds. That’s not what I want on my distiller’s mind. And how long has this stuff even aged?
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