Ceiling Unlimited @chrisbiotech.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I feel like bookmarking this and adding obscure Rush puns every now and then just for kicks 100
Ceiling Unlimited @chrisbiotech.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I know it's the area code, but there's something particularly funny about an edible product being named even accidentally for an aircraft with notably outsized "wake turbulence" 010
Reposted by Ceiling UnlimitedVivien @vivien2112.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Ceiling Unlimited Windows open wide Look and look again Look again Feeling unlimited Eyes on the prize Changes never end Never end Winding like an ancient river The time is now again… Have a great Dirxst Day #RushFamily ☄️🧡☄️ 2248
Reposted by Ceiling UnlimitedLevi Weaver, but for baseball @threetwoeephus.bsky.social · 26/09/2026[Max Scherzer, walking into John Schneider’s office] “i think you already know that I will not hesitate to scream at my own child.” 310318
Reposted by Ceiling UnlimitedChristopher Crawford @myohwhy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I want to see John Schneider attempt to pull Max Scherzer tomorrow after nine strikeouts. I just have this feeling Scherzer will show his final form and eat an entire planet. 1469
Ceiling Unlimited @chrisbiotech.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Could ABS be a major reason the BlueJays did so poorly this year? 000
Ceiling Unlimited @chrisbiotech.bsky.social · 19/09/2026That this is the right answer feels philosophically a little off 000
Reposted by Ceiling Unlimited🇨🇦 Matt Sullivan @sporkless.com · 17/09/2026This popped up in my Memories today. Seems like a sign we could use right now! 0153
Ceiling Unlimited @chrisbiotech.bsky.social · 16/09/2026When was the last time the bluejays benefited from three consecutive errors? Happened in the bat flip game I think? 000
Reposted by Ceiling UnlimitedEugene Freedman @eugenefreedman.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I watched Jeff Passan's video. It's long and he talks more slowly than he normally does on broadcasts, so it's a bit ponderous, but it's chock full of information. Before I start on my highlights, some picayune corrections, and some other thoughts, I should disclose that I have, since the 1/x 77721
Reposted by Ceiling UnlimitedThe Onion @theonion.com · 11/09/2026MLB Attempts To Increase Fan Engagement By Providing Ball With Emotional Backstory theonion.com/mlb-attempts-to-increa… 460355
Reposted by Ceiling Unlimitedlauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 11/09/2026Where did it all go wrong? Leaving primordial ooze 14% Origin of bilateral symmetry 7% Transition to land 32% Human-Chimpanzee divergence 47% 47880122
Reposted by Ceiling UnlimitedLindy Williams @ljdubcan.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Today’s Canadian painting is “Alert Bay” painted by Emily Carr in 1912. 112529
Reposted by Ceiling UnlimitedRev. Poppy Haze 𓅋 @poppyhaze.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Omsk, a city in Siberia, has the world's shortest metro system, with just one station and 0km of track 1631121
Ceiling Unlimited @chrisbiotech.bsky.social · 04/08/2026New scientific understatement just dropped 100
Ceiling Unlimited @chrisbiotech.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Never had enough Suters myself to trade even one of them for Nachos... But somehow it makes sense for the Angels to be Suter-less 000
Ceiling Unlimited @chrisbiotech.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Cardinals need some other system for managing the bullpen. "Gimme the righty, no the other righty" 000
Reposted by Ceiling UnlimitedMike Petriello @mikepetriello.bsky.social · 24/07/2026BAL/ATL Saturday is going to be an all-time banger for jokes knowers 3639
Reposted by Ceiling UnlimitedMaterialist Gnostic @walmsley.bsky.social · 12/07/2026we actually have a pretty good set of guidelines for being healthy it's just that they mostly involve doing stuff that kinda sucks or not doing stuff that's fun so people don't follow them 5604
Reposted by Ceiling Unlimited Minor Leaguer @minorleaguer.ca · 11/07/2026This is the reverse of Paris, Texas 618437
Reposted by Ceiling UnlimitedToronto Blue Jays @bluejaysbot.bsky.social · 04/07/2026DEALIN' 😮💨 #BlueJays50 0184
Reposted by Ceiling UnlimitedAndy Craig @andycraig.bsky.social · 03/07/2026When looking at properties, always read to the last sentence.rightmove.co.ukCheck out this 3 bedroom link detached house for sale on Rightmove3 bedroom link detached house for sale in Christie Miller Road, Salisbury, SP2 for £114,000. Marketed by Carter and May, Salisbury 179914
Ceiling Unlimited @chrisbiotech.bsky.social · 30/06/2026I guess Valenzuela is a switch-earer too! 000
Ceiling Unlimited @chrisbiotech.bsky.social · 26/06/2026It's a rare NL park + AL park week for me! #bluejays 000
Reposted by Ceiling UnlimitedESC Discord @escdiscord.com · 25/06/2026🇨🇦 CBC/Radio-Canada has become a full Member of the European Broadcasting Union. This allows Canada to participate in future #Eurovision editions without invitation. 912544
Reposted by Ceiling UnlimitedAndre the Chemist @andrechemist.bsky.social · 25/06/2026Okay, I'm pretty sure the degree symbol on a Mac is option + shift + 8 which gives °, not option + 0 (zero) which gives º. 25 °C vs 25 ºC Character viewer gives ° as "degree sign" and º as "masculine ordinal indicator". Just a "The more you know..." PSA 7142
Ceiling Unlimited @chrisbiotech.bsky.social · 23/06/2026Does this count as going to a Padres game? 271
Ceiling Unlimited @chrisbiotech.bsky.social · 20/06/2026"I'm" in the top 10%, except actually it's my doppelganger. I'll have to congratulate him next time I get his auto insurance bill 000
Ceiling Unlimited @chrisbiotech.bsky.social · 17/06/2026Before there was AIM, there was "finger" on Unix... Your friends could see if you were online and automatically get, say, half a page of your favorite song lyrics or a poem if the answer was no 000
Ceiling Unlimited @chrisbiotech.bsky.social · 13/06/2026Ok, I am definitely going to try the quesadilla next time I'm in the Rogers centre 000
Ceiling Unlimited @chrisbiotech.bsky.social · 12/06/2026Suitably scaled, this product would be a flex totem for the most insufferable people you know: "you see this leather bag? It's made from T Rex!" ad infinitum 000
Reposted by Ceiling UnlimitedSarah Langs @slangsonsports.bsky.social · 10/06/2026Dylan Cease! 29 swings & misses Most by a pitcher in a game this season Most by a Blue Jays pitcher in a game under pitch tracking (2008) Tied for most in a game in his career (5/27/21) 07415
Reposted by Ceiling UnlimitedKeegan Matheson @keeganmatheson.bsky.social · 10/06/2026That's about as dominant as Dylan Cease gets. He got 29 whiffs on 50 swings (58%), which is an absurd number. 6 IP • 1 ER, 3 H, 1 BB, 11 K 1807
Ceiling Unlimited @chrisbiotech.bsky.social · 10/06/2026This is such a bizarre situation. A commercial pilot who had the hours, the regular check rides, even the type qualifications but who didn't go to the trouble of getting his ATP? 000
Ceiling Unlimited @chrisbiotech.bsky.social · 10/06/2026Tonight's Phillies #bluejays matchup features Kyle Schwarber and Vlad (!) as leadoff hitters. That's a total of 474 lbs of listed weight in the #1 spot. Feels like that can't be typical... 110
Reposted by Ceiling UnlimitedSE Gyges @segyges.bsky.social · 06/06/2026i am legitimately baffled by how good these are 27800114
Reposted by Ceiling UnlimitedMichael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 01/06/2026"There's an effective treatment but the Powers That Be are keeping it from you" is the age-old argument of cranks and grifters. Embarrassing for Wired to run this. 431774223
Ceiling Unlimited @chrisbiotech.bsky.social · 01/06/2026It's a free country y'all... Or should be 010
Reposted by Ceiling UnlimitedSeth Rosenthal @sethrosenthal.bsky.social · 09/05/2026saw a truck for a company called Absolute Chimneys and I can’t stop saying that to myself as if I’m an English soccer announcer calling a free kick that sailed over the crossbar 515549966