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Matt, Dad Hat Enthusiast @chowder.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

I was doing some photo editing at kareoke and my friend gigachad'd me, shockingly looked actually halfway like a gigachad.

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Matt, Dad Hat Enthusiast @chowder.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

You've all had your fun. Summer's cancelled.

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Matt, Dad Hat Enthusiast @chowder.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

Too many people followed me expecting selfies. Too bad, that shit happens about once a year. We're World Eaters posting today.

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Matt, Dad Hat Enthusiast @chowder.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

I'm now realizing I haven't posted a current selfie in a goddamn long time. So anyways, I lost 80 pounds last year.

Selfie of the most generic white man in their 30's imaginable, the dipshit didn't even realize the light is reflecting off his glasses in a silly way.

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Matt, Dad Hat Enthusiast @chowder.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

What is the point of a State of Play if the game we're all waiting for has been all but confirmed to be never coming out. Bloodborne Remaster never, and for this, an infinite rain of poxes and toads upon all.

The Hunter and the Doll sit somberly at a news desk. The ticker reads "THERE IS NO NEWS". There has not been news for a decade. All is dust and ash in my mouth. The Old Blood has faded. The young'uns no longer yearn. Is this what it feels like to know true despair?

Oh also they have tea.

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Matt, Dad Hat Enthusiast @chowder.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

Happy Pride to everyone, but especially to the companies and brands who will make the bravest signals of all and make their social media images rainbow for the next 29.5 days and those days only.

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Lewis Gordon @lewisgordon.bsky.social · 18/03/2026

Wanna make a real quick thread of games crit because, though I haven't been posting much recently, I have been reading -- and everyone has been on fire 🔥🔥🔥 Starting with @leadergrev.bsky.social on Marathon as satire of debt and corpo culture. Exemplary piece -- www.readergrev.com/p/marathon-i...

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Marathon is a satire

Bungie's latest is a subtle but vicious comedy about work, debt and the corporate world

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Matt, Dad Hat Enthusiast @chowder.bsky.social · 18/03/2026

did you know you can have as many rooks as players in a marathon lobby if you wipe the enemy squads out do you want to know how i found this out

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Matt, Dad Hat Enthusiast @chowder.bsky.social · 18/03/2026

There's Oomfies. And then there's loading up an extraction shooter and finding out you have to clutch against your mutual. Anyways, uh, hey @voice-quills.com , sorry about screaming "QUILLS GODDAMNIT IF THIS IS THE VOICE ACTOR I FOLLOW ON TWITTER I'M FUCKING KILLING MYSELF" directly into a mic.

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Matt, Dad Hat Enthusiast @chowder.bsky.social · 08/02/2026

Folks, It's official. I'm 30. I'm chopped AND unc. The friend group is calling me one of the old men. I woke up today and my knees clicked. Oh no.

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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 01/02/2026

read online that someone set-up a premium rate phone number where callers get charged $3.99/ min. then they posted flyers in their neighborhood that said "call this number to report illegal aliens," but the number just puts them on hold with music. so far, they've made $17,000

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Matt, Dad Hat Enthusiast @chowder.bsky.social · 01/12/2025

Got let go from my job. Economy sucks. If you're looking for a marketing/advertising/community/influencer relations guy with years of experience, my DMs are open. Solo built websites, design, built, and ran ad/marketing campaigns on basically every platform and at events. Video, audio, the works.

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ez “dyke ghoulfriend” @ezrez.bsky.social · 05/11/2025

Zohran says you’re trans now

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Matt, Dad Hat Enthusiast @chowder.bsky.social · 05/11/2025

I am hearing that Zohran Mamdani personally approached Dick Cheney in his final moments, where the Vice President recited the Shahada and admitted that he was worried he would not have time before he passed to be admitted into Jannah and sit with the faithful to watch over the Ummah.

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Matt, Dad Hat Enthusiast @chowder.bsky.social · 04/11/2025

The sandwich exploded on me. I could feel it through my bulletproof vest. The worst part about it, though, was the smells. Onions. Mustard. I'll never forget what I went through that day. How could I. How could anyone. Mustard stains, oh god, the mustard stains.

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Matt, Dad Hat Enthusiast @chowder.bsky.social · 04/11/2025

Watching two people who desperately want to laugh at someone who made their lives hell dying but can't because they're about to be the mayor and mayoress of New York City is hysterical. He literally just does this and tries his damndest to not say anything.

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Matt, Dad Hat Enthusiast @chowder.bsky.social · 04/11/2025

Easily one of the funniest crossovers of the modern era is the fact that the Denver Broncos fanbase has decided that they will co-opt one of the most popular video games of 2025 to make highlight reels with. That game? Umamusume: Pretty Derby.

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Matt, Dad Hat Enthusiast @chowder.bsky.social · 03/11/2025

We've been doing work on a baker's house for a bit and today he came into the office with a thank you gift, and HOLY SHIT THE BEST CANNOLIS IN BOSTON JUST GOT HAND DELIVERED TO THE OFFICE OH FUCK ME OH GOD

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Paige | Hex @thebase16.bsky.social · 27/10/2025

when i finally snap they'll say they never saw it coming. but i'm telling you. there are signs

screenshot of paige's computer. it's the indesign error report page again. the text in the "please tell us what let to the error" reads:

bro it was a 12 page pdf. two variations on a 6 page pdf. bro. this is what you were made for i'm so serious i do nOT undertstand. it's not like i was even running wack code. i'm on very powerful and pretty new mac. i'm running fucking indesign. this is what my profession has BEEN for the last 30 YEARS. I DO NOT. UNDERSTAND. WHAT THE ISSUE IS.

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Matt, Dad Hat Enthusiast @chowder.bsky.social · 27/10/2025

One of my favorites movies is Lord of War, not because of the movie itself, but because everything involved in the production is absolutely insane.

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Matt, Dad Hat Enthusiast @chowder.bsky.social · 24/10/2025

I have fucked over people with Eternal Weekend prize money with this card. Now I show it to you, MTG community: The answer to Firebending in a single. goddamn. card.

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Matt, Dad Hat Enthusiast @chowder.bsky.social · 24/10/2025

They announced a Switch 2 version of Factorio and all I can think about is this post

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Matt, Dad Hat Enthusiast @chowder.bsky.social · 23/10/2025

gonna try giving myself a hypoxia-induced loboty to cure my addiction to guys, brb

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Matt, Dad Hat Enthusiast @chowder.bsky.social · 20/10/2025

Me when Melville chucks another throwaway line into his books that will be better than anything I've ever written or will ever be able to write

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Matt, Dad Hat Enthusiast @chowder.bsky.social · 20/10/2025

Out boss wants us to have weekly meetings as an office on Mondays and Fridays. Had the first morning of meetings and they were all productive and blew by, unlike every other job I've ever worked. You can have... Meetings... That don't suck...?

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Disco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 16/10/2025

SHIVERS - MAKE IT RIGHT. MORE THAN YOU KNOW DEPENDS ON IT.

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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 16/10/2025

while it may not seem like it to someone scrolling by with a cursory look, what i am creating is not ‘ironic’ nor a ‘get rich quick scheme’ and it is certainly not AI GENERATED. it is a genuine expression of my heart and my beliefs about sexuality and art and love and freedom and curiosity and joy

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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 15/10/2025

please enjoy brand new tingler MY NEIGHBOR’S TWELVE-FOOT-TALL DECORATIVE HALLOWEEN SKELETON GETS ME OFF ALSO SHE IS A LESBIAN out now here www.amazon.com/dp/B0FWC6K3MR/ or on all patreon tiers www.patreon.com/posts/my-nei...

cover of MY NEIGHBOR’S TWELVE-FOOT-TALL DECORATIVE HALLOWEEN SKELETON GETS ME OFF ALSO SHE IS A LESBIAN featuring ladybuck without much on smiling in the front yard of suburban neighborhood next to her is a beautiful skeleton that is very tall

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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 15/10/2025

You gently run your hand through the rack. You can feel it—pure cotton, rich wool, Irish linen. The plump buttonholes are handsewn; the buttons attached with a firm shank. You flip the price tag over. It's affordable You buy the jacket and go home, which is only 15 mins away. Your apt is $600/month

Headline reads: Altman says ChatGPT will soon allow erotic for adult users.

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Matt, Dad Hat Enthusiast @chowder.bsky.social · 13/10/2025

Went to the State Fair. Remains absolutely fantastic in terms of vibes.

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Matt, Dad Hat Enthusiast @chowder.bsky.social · 08/10/2025

Not to be this guy, but I respectfully disagree with Amy. We've had Masshole representation for quite some time.

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Matt, Dad Hat Enthusiast @chowder.bsky.social · 08/10/2025

Don't you love it when your hot water heater, car, and computer break on the same day? in case you were wondering how my day's going, i'm about one piece of bad news away from selling everything i own and becoming a cave hermit.

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Matt, Dad Hat Enthusiast @chowder.bsky.social · 07/10/2025

It is insane to me that the cheapest, rinkydink piece of shit 3d printer is more reliable than a 4,000 dollar Epson. I've met computer engineers with decades of experience building some of the most complex code who consider the average office printer to be an unsolvable black box.

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Matt, Dad Hat Enthusiast @chowder.bsky.social · 07/10/2025

After a month and a half, Walgreens finally filled my Adderall prescription. We're so fucking back, folks.

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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 05/10/2025

“Hating a computer program is racism” is such a funny belief to talk yourself into.

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Matt, Dad Hat Enthusiast @chowder.bsky.social · 04/10/2025

Views at the wedding I'm at are pretty solid. Only thing that could make it better is maybe an Amazon delivery center, maybe a Walmart.

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Matt, Dad Hat Enthusiast @chowder.bsky.social · 03/10/2025

WE'RE SO FUCKING BACK IT'S NEVER BEEN MORE BACK SKONG IS REAL, BF6 IS REAL, AND NOW FUCKIN' PROTOMEN ACT III IS REAL OH MY GOD IT'S NEVER BEEN MORE FUCKING BACK THAN IT IS AT THIS VERY MOMENT I'M FUCKING GOING INSANE AAAAAHHHHHHHHH

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Kyrie Page @kyriepage.bsky.social · 02/10/2025

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Matt, Dad Hat Enthusiast @chowder.bsky.social · 01/10/2025

It's October in Salem, you know what that means: It's officially "YOU DUMB FUCK YOU SHOULD HAVE COME IN AUGUST GET OUT OF THE FUCKING ROAD" time!

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Raj Patel @rajio.bsky.social · 30/09/2025

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ev @falsesongstress.bsky.social · 30/09/2025

I guess no one else is willing to say it because of the current political climate but fuck it i refuse to be silent on this any longer. they need to title the fucking goose game it's been too long it only becomes more irresponsible, insulting and frankly dangerous the more time goes on

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Matt, Dad Hat Enthusiast @chowder.bsky.social · 30/09/2025

we learned about the 3rd amendment in law classes as "yeah this was put here because this used to be an issue hundreds of years ago, it almost never comes up because violating it is such an obvious blunder" but now uhhhhhhhh

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Disco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 26/09/2025

CUNO - “Fuck does Cuno care?” The boy turns to you. (He doesn't care.)

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