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Matt, Dad Hat Enthusiast @chowder.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

"why were you editing photos at kareoke" because I got hot bitch friends who I want to make sure don't have shittily color graded photos? Sorry for being a good friend and having an ass that claps when I walk, I guess

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Matt, Dad Hat Enthusiast @chowder.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

I was doing some photo editing at kareoke and my friend gigachad'd me, shockingly looked actually halfway like a gigachad.

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Matt, Dad Hat Enthusiast @chowder.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

You've all had your fun. Summer's cancelled.

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Matt, Dad Hat Enthusiast @chowder.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

Too many people followed me expecting selfies. Too bad, that shit happens about once a year. We're World Eaters posting today.

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Matt, Dad Hat Enthusiast @chowder.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

One of my friends called me a shapeshifter last week, which, like, is becoming more and more accurate.

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Matt, Dad Hat Enthusiast @chowder.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

I'm now realizing I haven't posted a current selfie in a goddamn long time. So anyways, I lost 80 pounds last year.

Selfie of the most generic white man in their 30's imaginable, the dipshit didn't even realize the light is reflecting off his glasses in a silly way.

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Matt, Dad Hat Enthusiast @chowder.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

What is the point of a State of Play if the game we're all waiting for has been all but confirmed to be never coming out. Bloodborne Remaster never, and for this, an infinite rain of poxes and toads upon all.

The Hunter and the Doll sit somberly at a news desk. The ticker reads "THERE IS NO NEWS". There has not been news for a decade. All is dust and ash in my mouth. The Old Blood has faded. The young'uns no longer yearn. Is this what it feels like to know true despair?

Oh also they have tea.

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Matt, Dad Hat Enthusiast @chowder.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

Happy Pride to everyone, but especially to the companies and brands who will make the bravest signals of all and make their social media images rainbow for the next 29.5 days and those days only.

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Lewis Gordon @lewisgordon.bsky.social · 18/03/2026

Wanna make a real quick thread of games crit because, though I haven't been posting much recently, I have been reading -- and everyone has been on fire 🔥🔥🔥 Starting with @leadergrev.bsky.social on Marathon as satire of debt and corpo culture. Exemplary piece -- www.readergrev.com/p/marathon-i...

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Marathon is a satire

Bungie's latest is a subtle but vicious comedy about work, debt and the corporate world

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Matt, Dad Hat Enthusiast @chowder.bsky.social · 18/03/2026

did you know you can have as many rooks as players in a marathon lobby if you wipe the enemy squads out do you want to know how i found this out

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Matt, Dad Hat Enthusiast @chowder.bsky.social · 18/03/2026

There is good news, though. Quills might be good at voice acting. I, however, have become absolutely fantastic at the art of repeatedly stabbing people to death.

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Matt, Dad Hat Enthusiast @chowder.bsky.social · 18/03/2026

There's Oomfies. And then there's loading up an extraction shooter and finding out you have to clutch against your mutual. Anyways, uh, hey @voice-quills.com , sorry about screaming "QUILLS GODDAMNIT IF THIS IS THE VOICE ACTOR I FOLLOW ON TWITTER I'M FUCKING KILLING MYSELF" directly into a mic.

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Matt, Dad Hat Enthusiast @chowder.bsky.social · 08/02/2026

Folks, It's official. I'm 30. I'm chopped AND unc. The friend group is calling me one of the old men. I woke up today and my knees clicked. Oh no.

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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 01/02/2026

read online that someone set-up a premium rate phone number where callers get charged $3.99/ min. then they posted flyers in their neighborhood that said "call this number to report illegal aliens," but the number just puts them on hold with music. so far, they've made $17,000

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Matt, Dad Hat Enthusiast @chowder.bsky.social · 01/12/2025

Do you really think I still have a megaphone from a college job I worked almost a decade ago? Because of course I do. It's a megaphone. It's never not gonna be funny to keep it in the car and yell at my friends with.

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Matt, Dad Hat Enthusiast @chowder.bsky.social · 01/12/2025

The fuel dock let me shout at customers with a megaphone if I got too busy, they didn't know I bought one until the owner came out one day, asked if I spent company money on the megaphone, I said no, and he said "Good. Then I don't have to give a shit if you use it." And walked back to his office.

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Matt, Dad Hat Enthusiast @chowder.bsky.social · 01/12/2025

I've had some shockingly varied jobs. The best was dockmaster of the sole public fuel dock in one of the densest harbors in the United States. I've worked as a wholesale lobster processing and fishmonger, museum receptionist and secretary, and ferry second mate, and then the marketing gigs.

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Matt, Dad Hat Enthusiast @chowder.bsky.social · 01/12/2025

Not much to say. Being out of work in America is a nightmare hellscape right now. That's mostly why I've not had the mental energy to be here. I can work basically any time zone. Very willing to relocate if you're not US-based. You've seen the posts, here's your chance to get the guy.

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Matt, Dad Hat Enthusiast @chowder.bsky.social · 01/12/2025

Got let go from my job. Economy sucks. If you're looking for a marketing/advertising/community/influencer relations guy with years of experience, my DMs are open. Solo built websites, design, built, and ran ad/marketing campaigns on basically every platform and at events. Video, audio, the works.

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ez “dyke ghoulfriend” @ezrez.bsky.social · 05/11/2025

Zohran says you’re trans now

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Matt, Dad Hat Enthusiast @chowder.bsky.social · 05/11/2025

I am hearing that Zohran Mamdani personally approached Dick Cheney in his final moments, where the Vice President recited the Shahada and admitted that he was worried he would not have time before he passed to be admitted into Jannah and sit with the faithful to watch over the Ummah.

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Matt, Dad Hat Enthusiast @chowder.bsky.social · 05/11/2025

I think something's been growing in the boomers, and it's closer to Blair Mountain than protests.

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Matt, Dad Hat Enthusiast @chowder.bsky.social · 04/11/2025

LORD WINDGRACE AND LUMRA STONKS 📈📈📈📈

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Matt, Dad Hat Enthusiast @chowder.bsky.social · 04/11/2025

His local district office sits withing spitting distance of at least three queer bars and an LGBT+ youth organization. The fact that he even ever took this tack, being from here, is so fucking confusing, let alone his stance on Israel being so far from his voter base's.

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Matt, Dad Hat Enthusiast @chowder.bsky.social · 04/11/2025

The sandwich exploded on me. I could feel it through my bulletproof vest. The worst part about it, though, was the smells. Onions. Mustard. I'll never forget what I went through that day. How could I. How could anyone. Mustard stains, oh god, the mustard stains.

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Matt, Dad Hat Enthusiast @chowder.bsky.social · 04/11/2025

Watching two people who desperately want to laugh at someone who made their lives hell dying but can't because they're about to be the mayor and mayoress of New York City is hysterical. He literally just does this and tries his damndest to not say anything.

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Matt, Dad Hat Enthusiast @chowder.bsky.social · 04/11/2025

They even have image edits of the characters in Broncos gear for taunting their opponents on social media. Incredible work. Just an absolutely devastating claim by the Broncos fanbase, they're having a fantastic season as well so the fans are going OFF.

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Matt, Dad Hat Enthusiast @chowder.bsky.social · 04/11/2025

Easily one of the funniest crossovers of the modern era is the fact that the Denver Broncos fanbase has decided that they will co-opt one of the most popular video games of 2025 to make highlight reels with. That game? Umamusume: Pretty Derby.

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Matt, Dad Hat Enthusiast @chowder.bsky.social · 03/11/2025

We've been doing work on a baker's house for a bit and today he came into the office with a thank you gift, and HOLY SHIT THE BEST CANNOLIS IN BOSTON JUST GOT HAND DELIVERED TO THE OFFICE OH FUCK ME OH GOD

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Paige | Hex @thebase16.bsky.social · 27/10/2025

when i finally snap they'll say they never saw it coming. but i'm telling you. there are signs

screenshot of paige's computer. it's the indesign error report page again. the text in the "please tell us what let to the error" reads:

bro it was a 12 page pdf. two variations on a 6 page pdf. bro. this is what you were made for i'm so serious i do nOT undertstand. it's not like i was even running wack code. i'm on very powerful and pretty new mac. i'm running fucking indesign. this is what my profession has BEEN for the last 30 YEARS. I DO NOT. UNDERSTAND. WHAT THE ISSUE IS.

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Matt, Dad Hat Enthusiast @chowder.bsky.social · 27/10/2025

Yep, imaging making a movie and a part of your job is calling an international armed forces organization and go "Listen your satellites are going to see a buildup of tanks here, I swear to god it's just to let Nic Cage aura farm, please do not reaper drone it."

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Matt, Dad Hat Enthusiast @chowder.bsky.social · 27/10/2025

The plane they used in this scene was actively being used to transport arms around the world and the arms dealer they bought some of the guns in the film from was like "oh yeah I have a plane shipping guns down there, you wanna use it in the film?" Insane shit.

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Matt, Dad Hat Enthusiast @chowder.bsky.social · 27/10/2025

One of my favorites movies is Lord of War, not because of the movie itself, but because everything involved in the production is absolutely insane.

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Matt, Dad Hat Enthusiast @chowder.bsky.social · 24/10/2025

I have fucked over people with Eternal Weekend prize money with this card. Now I show it to you, MTG community: The answer to Firebending in a single. goddamn. card.

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Matt, Dad Hat Enthusiast @chowder.bsky.social · 24/10/2025

They announced a Switch 2 version of Factorio and all I can think about is this post

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Matt, Dad Hat Enthusiast @chowder.bsky.social · 23/10/2025

gonna try giving myself a hypoxia-induced loboty to cure my addiction to guys, brb

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Matt, Dad Hat Enthusiast @chowder.bsky.social · 22/10/2025

It looks awesome, yes. And then you play it.

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Matt, Dad Hat Enthusiast @chowder.bsky.social · 22/10/2025

Do you have a link to this document in an editable form?

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Matt, Dad Hat Enthusiast @chowder.bsky.social · 20/10/2025

It is NOT FUCKING FAIR DUDE how the FUCK is anyone supposed to fucking write shit when Melville is out here absolutely press-ganging the most vivid descriptions imaginable onto pages you're expected to blast through like you're on a coffin ride. Absolutely monsterous bullshit again and again.

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Matt, Dad Hat Enthusiast @chowder.bsky.social · 20/10/2025

Me when Melville chucks another throwaway line into his books that will be better than anything I've ever written or will ever be able to write

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Matt, Dad Hat Enthusiast @chowder.bsky.social · 20/10/2025

Out boss wants us to have weekly meetings as an office on Mondays and Fridays. Had the first morning of meetings and they were all productive and blew by, unlike every other job I've ever worked. You can have... Meetings... That don't suck...?

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Matt, Dad Hat Enthusiast @chowder.bsky.social · 16/10/2025

Drakengard, Monster Hunter Stories, World of Warcraft: Dragonflight, ARK: Survival Evolved, Century: Age of Ashes from the top of my head.

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Disco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 16/10/2025

SHIVERS - MAKE IT RIGHT. MORE THAN YOU KNOW DEPENDS ON IT.

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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 16/10/2025

while it may not seem like it to someone scrolling by with a cursory look, what i am creating is not ‘ironic’ nor a ‘get rich quick scheme’ and it is certainly not AI GENERATED. it is a genuine expression of my heart and my beliefs about sexuality and art and love and freedom and curiosity and joy

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