Chris @chortlefish.bsky.social · 27/09/2026So basically his concern is that "the optics are bad" shortly before the midterms? Rather than... oh, I don't know, the fact that it is blatant, bold faced corruption? 031
Chris @chortlefish.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Such absolute horseshit. The rantings of a narcissistic trust funder. 000
Chris @chortlefish.bsky.social · 13/07/2026 I might as well write “A Burglar’s Guide to Breaking Into My Home While I am Out of Town This Weekend.” The very act of writing such a piece would reveal me to be either an undercover cop or a moron. 000
Chris @chortlefish.bsky.social · 12/07/2026But what nobdy has the courage to say is... Enough with the fucking IPAs already. Learn a new trick FFS 110
Chris @chortlefish.bsky.social · 26/06/2026Jesus, the arrogance of this man to suggest that the establishment dems need to be placated by Mamdani, because they got their asses handed to them by the candidates he endorsed rather than thinking "perhaps there is a lesson here" 🤔 000
Reposted by ChrisLauren Dobson-Hughes @ldobsonhughes.bsky.social · 24/06/2026Musk says not a single person has died due to him axing USAID. Sadly, part of my job involves tracking aid spending. So here’s a thread with just some of the people who lost their lives because of USAID cuts 196133306755
Reposted by ChrisKateration @kateration.bsky.social · 21/06/2026Someone has been projecting images all over D.C. “It’s swampier than ever.” The Kennedy Center one is pretty hilarious. 😂😂😂 26291423208
Chris @chortlefish.bsky.social · 15/06/2026This is the most depressing fucking picture I have seen since they demolished the East wing, or put that asshols's name on the Kenedy Center (thank God they took that down) 000
Chris @chortlefish.bsky.social · 13/06/2026www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8s9hGTh/tiktok.comIs #socialsecurity truly running out of money? Will it go away? I explain! #taxes #benefits #congress #babyboomer TikTok video by keds_economist 000
Reposted by ChrisWajahat Ali @wajali.bsky.social · 09/06/2026Your daily reminder this should be the biggest scandal in American politics right now but nobody seems to care. Ken Paxton freed a man who raped a boy for 3 years. He also doesnt have to register as a sex offender. www.texastribune.org/2026/05/19/k...texastribune.orgInside Ken Paxton’s plea deal for a child sex abuse caseCritics are pointing to two other serious felony cases that the attorney general’s prosecutors took to trial that ended in mistrials and, eventually, plea deals. 511115646045
Chris @chortlefish.bsky.social · 07/06/2026I think we have a strong contender for the most unserious / uncurious twat on the internet. 010
Chris @chortlefish.bsky.social · 14/05/2026Yes, 100% For the record, being drunk also does not magically turn into a rapist/sexual aggressor. 010
Chris @chortlefish.bsky.social · 21/02/2026Saw him on Durham. NC about 8 years ago. You are in for a treat. If we had not been going out of town the next day, we would have driven to Greensboro (about 1.5 hr) just to see him again the following night. 020
Chris @chortlefish.bsky.social · 15/02/2026They are not smart, and yet, they are SOOOO confident 🙄 110
Reposted by ChrisNY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 14/02/2026Doctors say that vaccines protect children from dangerous diseases. A nepo baby who barbecues dogs and snorts cocaine off toilet seats says that vaccines make children vulnerable to 5G radiation. For busy parents, it can be hard to know who to trust. 4643701107
Reposted by ChrisBruce Springsteen @brucespringsteen.net · 28/01/2026I wrote this song on Saturday, recorded it yesterday and released it to you today in response to the state terror being visited on the city of Minneapolis. It’s dedicated to the people of Minneapolis, our innocent immigrant neighbors and in memory of Alex Pretti and Renee Good. Stay freeyoutu.beBruce Springsteen - Streets Of Minneapolis (Official Audio)YouTube video by Bruce Springsteen 42569709740554
Reposted by ChrisStan Kelly @kartoonistkelly.bsky.social · 09/01/2026Achtung-tied. @theonion.com 332725508
Reposted by ChrisThe Bulwark @thebulwark.com · 09/01/2026Don't look away. Believe your eyes and ears. 17606214
Chris @chortlefish.bsky.social · 08/01/2026DHS Warns Any Action By Americans Will Be Treated As Domestic Terrorism — theonion.com/dhs-warns-an...theonion.comDHS Warns Any Action By Americans Will Be Treated As Domestic TerrorismWASHINGTON—Claiming that the Immigration and Customs Enforcement agent who fatally shot 37-year-old Minneapolis resident Renee Good as she drove away from him was “fully justified,” Homeland Security ... 000
Reposted by ChrisHoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 28/12/2025Issa Rae has canceled her sold out performance at the Kennedy Center. Pulitzer Prize winner Rhiannon Giddens, Peter Wolf, Low Cut Connie, and the Gay Men’s Chorus of Washington, D.C., have also canceled. Lin-Manuel Miranda has canceled the entire Kennedy Center run of Hamilton. 1675281907139
Reposted by ChrisA.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 29/12/2025Next time someone says they don’t have to apologize for being white anymore, ask them to tell about the most recent time they were forced to apologize for being white and who made them do it. 181105902081
Chris @chortlefish.bsky.social · 21/12/2025Trump Announces New ‘Dodger Dividend’ For Anyone Who Avoided Military Service — theonion.com/trump-announ...theonion.comTrump Announces New ‘Dodger Dividend’ For Anyone Who Avoided Military ServiceWASHINGTON—Praising the recipients for their acts of true American cowardice, President Donald Trump proudly announced a new “Dodger Dividend” on Wednesday night for anyone who successfully avoided mi... 000
Reposted by ChrisRep. Jason Crow @crow.house.gov · 18/12/2025Angry. Unhinged. Too many lies to count. The President is not well. And his failed policies sure as hell aren’t making life easier for you. 742001342
Chris @chortlefish.bsky.social · 18/12/2025Testicles are extra. Explains a lot about congress, they must just be frugal. 000
Chris @chortlefish.bsky.social · 18/12/2025Introducing:Things that Matter... Bad faith arguments to platform and legitimize truly abhorrent ideas. Episode 1 "Trans people: should we murder them or just continue to marginalize and bully them?" Join us for a reasoned debate. 000
Chris @chortlefish.bsky.social · 18/12/2025Introducing:Things that Matter... Bad faith arguments to platform and legitimize truly abhorrent ideas. Episode 1 "Trans people: should we murder them or just continue to marginalize and bully them" we will hear from both sides. 000
Chris @chortlefish.bsky.social · 13/12/2025"Love Europe but hate EU mindset" is such a disingenuous "love the sinner hate the sin" bullshit argument. 120
Chris @chortlefish.bsky.social · 12/12/2025If only Gary Gygax (sp?) had been a billionaire techbro douche perhaps nobody would have e freaked out about D&D 050
Chris @chortlefish.bsky.social · 11/12/2025Everybody had the read the article, because, you know Pope hat is all joke-y but also... 010
Chris @chortlefish.bsky.social · 07/12/2025In spite of what we are led to belive, the techbrobillionairatti are not that bright (broadly speaking) or introspective at all. 010
Chris @chortlefish.bsky.social · 07/12/2025Nobody in the picture seems particularly enthusiastic or happy to be there. 010
Chris @chortlefish.bsky.social · 04/12/2025Gosh, why are the Democrats so unpopular with young people? Let's try taking another (goose)step to the right and see if that helps. 020
Chris @chortlefish.bsky.social · 24/11/2025The next admin needs to really ramp up the prosecutors at DoJ because there are so many criminals that need to be held to account. 010
Chris @chortlefish.bsky.social · 22/11/2025media.tenor.coma cartoon character pointing at the word ha on a blue backgroundAlt: Nelson Muntz Ha-Ha 000
Chris @chortlefish.bsky.social · 22/11/2025This is what struck me more than the applause at smartphones comment (TBH lots of folk against too much "screentime" for kids) But to say they are getting "warped". Which, in the context means "having compassion for Palestinian children undergoing ethnic cleansing and starvation" WTF 190