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Chris @chortlefish.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

I might as well write “A Burglar’s Guide to Breaking Into My Home While I am Out of Town This Weekend.” The very act of writing such a piece would reveal me to be either an undercover cop or a moron.

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Lauren Dobson-Hughes @ldobsonhughes.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

Musk says not a single person has died due to him axing USAID. Sadly, part of my job involves tracking aid spending. So here’s a thread with just some of the people who lost their lives because of USAID cuts

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Kateration @kateration.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

Someone has been projecting images all over D.C. “It’s swampier than ever.” The Kennedy Center one is pretty hilarious. 😂😂😂

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Wajahat Ali @wajali.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

Your daily reminder this should be the biggest scandal in American politics right now but nobody seems to care. Ken Paxton freed a man who raped a boy for 3 years. He also doesnt have to register as a sex offender. www.texastribune.org/2026/05/19/k...

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Inside Ken Paxton’s plea deal for a child sex abuse case

Critics are pointing to two other serious felony cases that the attorney general’s prosecutors took to trial that ended in mistrials and, eventually, plea deals.

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Chris @chortlefish.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

Yes, 100% For the record, being drunk also does not magically turn into a rapist/sexual aggressor.

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Chris @chortlefish.bsky.social · 15/02/2026

They are not smart, and yet, they are SOOOO confident 🙄

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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 14/02/2026

‪Doctors say that vaccines protect children from dangerous diseases. A nepo baby who barbecues dogs and snorts cocaine off toilet seats says that vaccines make children vulnerable to 5G radiation. For busy parents, it can be hard to know who to trust.

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Bruce Springsteen @brucespringsteen.net · 28/01/2026

I wrote this song on Saturday, recorded it yesterday and released it to you today in response to the state terror being visited on the city of Minneapolis. It’s dedicated to the people of Minneapolis, our innocent immigrant neighbors and in memory of Alex Pretti and Renee Good. Stay free

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Bruce Springsteen - Streets Of Minneapolis (Official Audio)

YouTube video by Bruce Springsteen

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The Bulwark @thebulwark.com · 09/01/2026

Don't look away. Believe your eyes and ears.

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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 28/12/2025

Issa Rae has canceled her sold out performance at the Kennedy Center. Pulitzer Prize winner Rhiannon Giddens, Peter Wolf, Low Cut Connie, and the Gay Men’s Chorus of Washington, D.C., have also canceled. Lin-Manuel Miranda has canceled the entire Kennedy Center run of Hamilton.

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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 29/12/2025

Next time someone says they don’t have to apologize for being white anymore, ask them to tell about the most recent time they were forced to apologize for being white and who made them do it.

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Chris @chortlefish.bsky.social · 27/12/2025

Such need for validation 🙄

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Chris @chortlefish.bsky.social · 19/12/2025

Ai iS GoInG tO TAkE Ur JoB 🙄

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Rep. Jason Crow @crow.house.gov · 18/12/2025

Angry. Unhinged. Too many lies to count. The President is not well. And his failed policies sure as hell aren’t making life easier for you.

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Chris @chortlefish.bsky.social · 18/12/2025

Testicles are extra. Explains a lot about congress, they must just be frugal.

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Chris @chortlefish.bsky.social · 18/12/2025

Introducing:Things that Matter... Bad faith arguments to platform and legitimize truly abhorrent ideas. Episode 1 "Trans people: should we murder them or just continue to marginalize and bully them?" Join us for a reasoned debate.

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Chris @chortlefish.bsky.social · 04/12/2025

Gosh, why are the Democrats so unpopular with young people? Let's try taking another (goose)step to the right and see if that helps.

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Chris @chortlefish.bsky.social · 21/11/2025

Difficult to remember in the moment, but if you have the thug straddling you trying to cuff you. Start yelling "OH my god, do you have an erection! Get this pervert off me. This guy has a boner, WTF!"

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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 20/11/2025

President Trump has called for Democrats to be executed for sedition. The voters expect Democrats to come to the table with a real counter-proposal and negotiate a mutually acceptable compromise. That’s doing politics the right way. -Ezra Klein, New York TImes

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Chris @chortlefish.bsky.social · 13/11/2025

GOsh, WhY wOuLd THeY wAnT tO LeaVe? 🤔🙄

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The Onion @theonion.com · 12/11/2025

Trump Still Polling Well With Working-Class American Pedophiles theonion.com/trump-still-polling-we…

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Chris @chortlefish.bsky.social · 09/11/2025

"Mamdani didn't accomplish this by abandoning his support for marginalized people, which is the only path many highly placed Democrats, already ashamed as they are of the limited degree to which highly-placed Democrats have defended marginalized people, can imagine for capturing MAGAs"

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Chris @chortlefish.bsky.social · 09/11/2025

VoTe BLuE NO mAtTeR WhO "...among high-profile leaders within the Democratic party, being a socialist is a more shameful thing than having a long history of sexual harassment and misusing public funds against your victims, or running an openly racist campaign." www.the-reframe.com/the-extraord...

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The Extraordinary Power of Standing For Something

Winning by creating vision in the positive space of shared standards, and expertly negotiating the negative space of shame.

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Jack Hopkins-The Original @therealjackhopkins.bsky.social · 23/10/2025

Forward to every farmer you know: They said they’d protect rural America. Instead...they outsourced it.👇 www.jackhopkinsnow.com

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Chris @chortlefish.bsky.social · 21/09/2025

Hey Christians. Anybody planning on getting raptured this week, this lapsed Catholic could sure use any spare cash that you won't be needing. Or, if you have a nice car... that would be cool as well.

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Chris @chortlefish.bsky.social · 01/09/2025

I used to post this on the FacePlace on labor day, now I am posting it here. You're welcome. youtu.be/Clj8htWcFho?...

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Chris @chortlefish.bsky.social · 01/09/2025

This guy is just so good. "I would never get you a cure, but I'd get you a treatment plan, so you can die in installments" www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8Bt7v1d/...

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Chris @chortlefish.bsky.social · 30/08/2025

It is fun to imagine, kind of like when you buy a lottery ticket and you can fantasize about what you might do with the money. But, ultimately, you know you will be disappointed and the fat SOB will turn up again spewing invective to his fucking awful followers again. And the dream will be over.

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Denise Wheeler @denisedwheeler.bsky.social · 29/08/2025

The new ICE song by Jesse Welles nails it. ICE isn’t recruiting heroes, it’s recruiting the bitter, the rejected, the ones desperate for a badge to cover their failures. Losers with power become the most dangerous kind. (c/o Caroline Codsi)

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Chris @chortlefish.bsky.social · 17/08/2025

Not a big fan of GN, but I am very thankful for his flipping of the script.

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Chris @chortlefish.bsky.social · 30/07/2025

Fact check: true "Farritor was involved in downsizing or effectively closing a combined nine federal agencies in total. ... Handing it to a 23 year old libertarian who has trained himself not to see the value of government work is an indictment of how the GOP no longer cares about governing."

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Chris @chortlefish.bsky.social · 29/07/2025

OK, seems to me that when you post your recruiting ad on LinkedIn and you have to turn off comments because you KNOW that it will get brutally ratioed, it could be a sign that "you are the baddies"

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