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Joey Burns

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Joey Burns @chorizopenguin.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
The goal wasn't on Kerkez, Elanga is faster than most in the league. We need to focus on how a misplaced pass that far up the pitch became a goal scoring opportunity that quick. Midfield made out of mist. #LFC
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Joey Burns @chorizopenguin.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Red Rum Club 🐎 incredible as always.
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Joey Burns @chorizopenguin.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Slot gone, officially #LFC www.liverpoolfc.com/news/liverpo...
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Liverpool FC statement - Liverpool FC
Liverpool FC can confirm Arne Slot is to depart his role as head coach with immediate effect and that the process to appoint a successor is under way.
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Joey Burns @chorizopenguin.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
The number 97 with two flames either side, as a mark of respect for those who were lost in the Hillsborough disaster.

15th April 1989
Never Forgotten
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Joey Burns @chorizopenguin.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Van Dijk will never retire at this rate... #LFC
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Joey Burns @chorizopenguin.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Szobozlai masterclass tonight #LFC
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a man wearing a red standard chartered jersey holds up his hand
Alt: Dominic Szobozlai wearing a red Liverpool shirt snapping his fingers in front of the Kop at Anfield
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Hari Sethi @harisethi.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
A racist you absolute imbecile Robert
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Dan Friedkins Co Pilot ©️(Grae to his mates) @danfriedkinscp.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
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The Daily Show @thedailyshow.com · 09/10/2025
The following is REAL footage from Portland, 2025. Viewer discretion is advised.
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Joey Burns @chorizopenguin.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
Aside from the obvious absurdity of this, that 'we' scrubbed out for 'you' says a lot, doesn't it?
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Danny K @dannykpolitics.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
WATCH: ‘Portland Frog’ pepper balled by ICE agents
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Joey Burns @chorizopenguin.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
There's a fully registered company, who are linked with heavy donations to Reform, who are sitting behind this push for a UK equivalent of Project 2025/MAGA. It's a chilling but essential read. open.substack.com/pub/iratusur...
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Project 2025: The UK Edition (Part 2)
A Cambridge academic, a YouTube influencer, and Reform UK’s old HQ - the ingredients for our own Project 2025 are already mixed.
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Joey Burns @chorizopenguin.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
"Can I just shock you? I like international breaks... Despite what I said earlier." #LFC
Alan Partridge, in the scene where he says "Can I just shock you? I like wine... Despite what I said earlier."
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Joey Burns @chorizopenguin.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
Baby Steps is incredible.
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Pickwick The Dodo @lesleyhustler.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
This is very powerful. #MentalHealth
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Joey Burns @chorizopenguin.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
Red Rum Club are incredible, as always. 🐎🧲
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Scott Bryan @scottygb.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
Hugh Bonneville started his live ITV London News interview on Downton Abbey by talking about Gaza.
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MrPaulRobinson @mrpaulrobinson.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
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Memorial Device @memorialdevice.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
Michael Weston King has heard it. What a man. www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025...
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Family of Southport stabbing victim criticise plan to reveal ethnicity of suspects
Exclusive: Michael Weston King, grandfather of Bebe King, warns government against ‘kowtowing to the likes of Farage’
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Joey Burns @chorizopenguin.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
Boss event this, well done to everyone involved. Please donate if you're able to. ❤️ The LFC Foundation do some amazing work. www.justgiving.com/campaign/run...
Before the Run to Anfield 5K 2025The starting line at the 2025 Run to Anfield 5KMe after the 2025 Run to Anfield 5KRun to Anfield 5K Medal
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HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 21/07/2025
Stuck in an awful mood because of politics. Stop listening to people selling nostalgia, it's a sickness not a thing you can ever have. A ghostly carrot on a stick for people who watch too much antiques roadshow. The past was dog shit and full of crime too. They just want power.
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Michael Emonds @michaelje67.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
Federico Chiesa is considered an option down the middle for Liverpool. [@David_Ornstein] #LFC Another season of this 🇮🇹🔴
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Joey Burns @chorizopenguin.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
Horrible news about Diogo Jota, absolutely gutted. RIP www.marca.com/futbol/premi...
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Muere el futbolista del Liverpool Diogo Jota en un accidente de tráfico en la provincia de Zamora
El atacante del Liverpool ha fallecido junto a su hermano André, futbolista del Penafiel
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Joey Burns @chorizopenguin.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
@jordanmiddler.bsky.social Happy Birthday big man
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Helena Fitzgerald @hellafitzgerald.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
“you come up with a mean nickname to call this guy on TV?” “sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked”
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Metal Gear Summer '27 ☀️🥀☠️ @mgearsolidarity.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
A man shouted Britain First as he shot an MP dead and Britain First are not proscribed.
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Joey Burns @chorizopenguin.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
Horrible getting home from the parade to see all this unfolding. Thoughts with everyone involved and if you were there and you're okay please let your friends and family know.
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Joey Burns @chorizopenguin.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
One Kiss is all it takes! #LFC
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BeardedGenius @beardedgenius.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
🇪🇸🇵🇸
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Joey Burns @chorizopenguin.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
open.spotify.com/track/46xG9c... Boss this
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American Nights & English Mornings
Red Rum Club · American Nights & English Mornings · Song · 2025
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Joey Burns @chorizopenguin.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
The booing is fucking horrendous, small time club shite that.
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Joey Burns @chorizopenguin.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
You're perfectly entitled to feel upset or pissed off Trent is going. It's been on the cards that long now that I'm just glad it's been confirmed. Liverpool will be there long after anyone and I've every confidence we'll be sound under Slot.
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Dan Ryckert @danryckert.com · 30/04/2025
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sanddancer83.bsky.social @sanddancer83.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Alisson, mate, do you not think the last few days have been emotional enough, what a read, what a player, what a man, what a club we have!! #LFC #AlissonBecker #YNWA ❤️🫶 www.theplayerstribune.com/alisson-beck...
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When You Walk Through a Storm | By Alisson Becker
I hope to meet my father again one day. Until that day, I know one thing for sure: I never, ever walk alone.
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Theo Squires @theotheosquires.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
🚨 #LFC have confirmed their Premier League victory parade will take place on the bank holiday after the final day of the season on Monday 26 May. Starting at 2.30pm, the 15km route will begin at Allerton Maze and finish at Blundell Street. It is expected to last between 3-5 hours.
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ScouseScene @scousescene.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
Liverpool fans celebrating outside Anfield tonight after #LFC are crowned Premier League Champions 2024-2025 🏆 📹 Peter Williams
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Viktor Fagerström @viktorfagerlfc.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
These moments will live forever.
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Viktor Fagerström @viktorfagerlfc.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
Arne Slot starting a 'Jurgen Klopp' chant in his victory speech. Absolute boss.
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Joey Burns @chorizopenguin.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
When I recommend Outer Wilds and I get told they have started it and they love it.
A Culture Victory screenshot from Civilization
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Joey Burns @chorizopenguin.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
Now now Palace, leave it there now
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a woman says okay that 's enough in a blue shirt
Alt: a woman says okay that 's enough in a blue shirt
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Joey Burns @chorizopenguin.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
Liverpool winning it on the pitch is so much better than Arsenal losing tonight.
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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
Mfer’s doing the Mutant Registration Act from X-Men cause he’s afraid autistic people can control fire and read his mind
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Joey Burns @chorizopenguin.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
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a man in a hawaiian shirt stands in a crowd of people
Alt: Ace Ventura dancing because Liverpool FC are winning the league and Arsenal fans are really upset over it
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Joey Burns @chorizopenguin.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
It'd be so easy to ignore this uninformed gobshite if not for the fact he's in charge of the medical infrastructure in the US. Him pushing his anti-vaccine agenda with already disproven information, and seeing how easy it is for them to convince people everything they say is gospel, is terrifying.
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Gillian Branstetter @gbbranstetter.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
RFK Jr. wants to eradicate autistic people and also has no idea what an autistic person is
"These are kids who will never pay taxes," Kennedy declared. "They'll never hold a
job. Theyl never play baseball. They'Il never write a poem. They'll never go out
" on a date. Many of them will never use a toilet unassisted. We have to recognize
doing this to our children.
we are
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Gerry @atw1062.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
'Don't let us down' - why a Hillsborough Law is needed in full www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/liverpo...
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'Don't let us down' - why a Hillsborough Law is needed in full
Special report: On the 36th anniversary of the Hillsborough disaster, the ECHO speaks to those affected by state-related tragedies about why a new law in the name of those who died in 1989, simply mus...
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Liam Thorp @liamthorp.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
There is one message for the government on this anniversary of the Hillsborough Disaster No watering down, no ifs or buts, no more delays. It is time to deliver a Hillsborough Law in full in the name of 97 football fans who were unlawfully killed
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Gerry @atw1062.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
#JFT97 #HJC We climbed the hill in our own way
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