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Jawn Claude Van Damme

@chodeyfosterr.bsky.social
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Jawn Claude Van Damme @chodeyfosterr.bsky.social · 5h
Absolute choke job by the phillies
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Jawn Claude Van Damme @chodeyfosterr.bsky.social · 5h
Welp, so much for that lead. Unreal
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Jawn Claude Van Damme @chodeyfosterr.bsky.social · 7h
I’m no baseball expert but I don’t fucking like trying to steal a base with 2 outs. Cool, now we have *no* chance. It rarely fucking works
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Jawn Claude Van Damme @chodeyfosterr.bsky.social · 7h
I love you Alec Bohm
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Jawn Claude Van Damme @chodeyfosterr.bsky.social · 8h
C’mon Phillies let’s do the damn thing and make the Eagles sacrifice worth it
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Jawn Claude Van Damme @chodeyfosterr.bsky.social · 9h
Watching these hearings where republicans claim the investigations into Trump were “weaponizing the justice department against political enemies” with a straight face after all of the ways we’ve seen Trump do that exact thing to such an extreme degree is a little too much to take
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The Witcher @thewitcher.com · 16h
It’s time to return to the Continent and face the Wild Hunt once more. The Witcher 3: The Wild Hunt - Remastered is here, as a free upgrade bringing countless improvements to Geralt of Rivia’s adventure across visuals, performance, gameplay, and more!
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Jawn Claude Van Damme @chodeyfosterr.bsky.social · 21h
Maybe I’m rationalizing but I’d rather have a “we need to get right” loss on week 3 over having it when we’re 11-0 or 10-1 and then collapsing like has happened a couple years recently
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Jawn Claude Van Damme @chodeyfosterr.bsky.social · 23h
The Eagles coming out of halftime.. makes you wonder what they do in there, punch their own dicks?
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Jawn Claude Van Damme @chodeyfosterr.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I love you Q
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Jawn Claude Van Damme @chodeyfosterr.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Jalen Hurts #17 in the QB rankings my ass, lmao
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Jawn Claude Van Damme @chodeyfosterr.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I want to throw up. Why the FUCK are we having Andy dalton try to throw a touchdown pass
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Jawn Claude Van Damme @chodeyfosterr.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
What the fuck was that defense?
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Jawn Claude Van Damme @chodeyfosterr.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Go birds
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Jawn Claude Van Damme @chodeyfosterr.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Collinsworth - “You’ve got a big stud playing quarterback”
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Jawn Claude Van Damme @chodeyfosterr.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Matthew Stafford pick 6’s hit like few other things
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Jawn Claude Van Damme @chodeyfosterr.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Carrie Underwood’s Sunday Night Football song makes me want to Van Gogh cut my fuckin eats off
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Jawn Claude Van Damme @chodeyfosterr.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
God damn you hate to see an Aaron Rodgers team win a game ever. That one hurts
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I am dying to know how many Rodgers LOS audibles include the word Fauci
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Jawn Claude Van Damme @chodeyfosterr.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
BALL DON’T LIE after that phantom PI
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Jawn Claude Van Damme @chodeyfosterr.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
One more thing about that Rolling Stone article about people not knowing “Choosin’ Texas” and they argue that people seem all too proud to say they don’t know it, and I’m wondering why that’s a bad thing? People would like country if it was real, but this shit is the most manufactured trash.
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Jawn Claude Van Damme @chodeyfosterr.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Refs really bailing out the Patriots on this drive
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Jawn Claude Van Damme @chodeyfosterr.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I bet that “Choosin’ Texas” song is primarily bot streams
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Jawn Claude Van Damme @chodeyfosterr.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Cmon Jags let’s get it together here and look like you did week 1
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
These people make Marie Antoinette look connected to the people and empathetic by comparison. They laugh at what their own voters are going through as they continue to mock them as they enrich themselves and have a great time.
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Denmark is trolling Trump.
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Jawn Claude Van Damme @chodeyfosterr.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I have never seen a team, in any sport, go colder than these Phillies bats
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Strictly 4 My Navigators @lizzslockeroom.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Marshawn Lynch on Jalen Hurts: "They talking about this the year he gotta go do this or gotta do that, or he's gone. I aint hear you say that about Justin Herbert. I aint hear them say none of that s**t about any of the snowbunny quarterbacks." He just gave sports talk shows & podcasts material.
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Denny Carter @dennycarter.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Bluesky really is the last free social platform www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/dig...
hollywoodreporter.com
The Major Social Media Platforms Are All Rejecting Paid Ads for Alex Gibney’s ‘Musk’ (Exclusive)
YouTube, TikTok and Meta have all turned down the trailer for the Oct. 9 doc, citing “political” content. X won't even take Bleecker Street's calls. The distributor is appealing.
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Elizabeth @thejawnoftime.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
They should invent a Phillies team with a will to live
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Jawn Claude Van Damme @chodeyfosterr.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Don Mattingly sucks my ass
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Jawn Claude Van Damme @chodeyfosterr.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Control Resonant fucks
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el camino acid @sexdracula.rocks · 25/09/2026
the "don't bring iced coffee to an interview" discourse is great bc it's such a succinct and clarifying example of how private businesses aren't efficient & logical enterprises, they're just arbitrary in-groups ruled by sociopaths, power tripping on their ability to enforce pointless bullshit norms
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Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"RKF took money earmarked to provide health care for Black infants and spent it on his personal security detail" is a ludicrous headline. Comic book villainy.
wsj.com
Exclusive | RFK Jr.’s Enhanced Security Was Funded With Money From Minority Health Office
The cost of the health secretary’s security grew from roughly $10 million in fiscal year 2025 to $17 million in fiscal year 2026.
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Jawn Claude Van Damme @chodeyfosterr.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
God damn do I love to see the Packers and Jordan Love get whooped
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The Onion @theonion.com · 24/09/2026
Dog Can’t Believe Guy She Hooked Up With 10 Years Ago Now Head Of FBI theonion.com/dog-cant-believe-guy-s…
Dog Can’t Believe Guy She Hooked Up With 10 Years Ago Now Head Of FBI
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Michelle says: Be kind. Always. ❤️ @snarkysillysad.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
@mossranger (IG) shows us the intricate beauty of moss: #AGoodPlace
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Zeteo @zeteo.com · 22/09/2026
🚨 NIGHT FLOWER: Watch the trailer for our new investigative documentary diving into AIPAC. Our shocking new documentary speaks to AIPAC insiders and whistleblowers, unveiling the workings of one of the most powerful lobbying groups in the US. Stay tuned for the film release at insideaipac.com.
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Jawn Claude Van Damme @chodeyfosterr.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Our government is so far beyond broken. Utterly fucked
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Jawn Claude Van Damme @chodeyfosterr.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Every blatantly illegal and unconstitutional move just foreshadows how severe of a crisis we’re barreling towards
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Gareth Watkins @garethwatkins.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Clearly, Trump is an analogue for Amfortas, the wounded king in Wagner's Parsifal, only instead of being wounded by the Holy Spear he can't stop shitting and farting out his doo-doo ass because he ate too many burgers.
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Jawn Claude Van Damme @chodeyfosterr.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Jalen Hurts game winning drive? It’s almost like he’s really fuckin good, especially when it counts
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Jawn Claude Van Damme @chodeyfosterr.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Devonta Smith is a fucking beast
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Jawn Claude Van Damme @chodeyfosterr.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
How was that not an illegal block in the back on that Titans return lmao
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Jawn Claude Van Damme @chodeyfosterr.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
As always, Go Birds
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Jawn Claude Van Damme @chodeyfosterr.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
No one has ever been more fit for a role than Gary Oldman is for Jackson Lamb
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Jawn Claude Van Damme @chodeyfosterr.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The #Phillies need to get their shit together. I have watched too much baseball to see this fall apart right now
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Jawn Claude Van Damme @chodeyfosterr.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I would like to thank Rebel Wolves and The Blood of Dawnwalker for introducing “give in to the hunger” into my lexicon
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Jawn Claude Van Damme @chodeyfosterr.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Just saw John Fogerty live and sat about 90 feet from the stage, and I gotta say, I knew he was old but he did not seem like he’s fuckin 81. Impressive
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Chevron @lachevron.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
You should really just watch the whole video but here you go. Suffice to say I would love it if a streaming service had a live stream in the future of men from today burning in hell
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