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ChocnessMonsta

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J. Foncé 🇦🇬The Artist Formerly Known As Nestlé Snipes. Writer/Joke Teller/🎮/Blerd. XBL/PSN: (DM me) MAGAts, trolls & dullards get TWO skeets(?). Gaming Comics Wrestling Sci-Fi #blacksky

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Conor Mahood @conorvoice.com · 22/12/2025
Share an actor who nailed a role so hard that nobody will be able to live up to it 1. Was planning to show off by picking something obscure but my heart wouldn't let me 2. Kilmer's Doc is an absolute angel and completely distinct from the real life racist swine
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ChocnessMonsta @chocnessmonsta.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
Just saw a grown ass man(sneaker influencer) say "I dont know man...Asics is crazy calling their woman's sneaker the Cumulus(he pronounced it CUM-YOU-LUS). You gonna buy wife-y a shoe called the Cumulus? Thats wild, bruh." He wasn't joking. He did NOT know the word.
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ChocnessMonsta @chocnessmonsta.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
I did NOT know Billy Blanks and Roddy Piper were a 90's action duo. The 90s action duo that I needed. Billy Blanks did a front flip/tuck and roll while firing TWO UZIS. And Piper bull dogged and drop kicked a guy. WHAT?👍🏿🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
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ChocnessMonsta @chocnessmonsta.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
I put Hotel Costiera on Prime Video in my queue because it looks a little spy/action-y cool. However, no matter how many times I see Jesse Williams name, I deadass call him Tony Parker. Like today I said: "Let me put that Tony Parker spy show in my queue." SMH #HotelCostiera
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ChocnessMonsta @chocnessmonsta.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
Me before watching "The Deuce": "Titties!" Me after binge watching a season of "The Deuce": "Titties."
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ChocnessMonsta @chocnessmonsta.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
Wow! CopShop was such a good ass action movie! Under the radar gem. Intense. And while she wasn't top-billed, Alexis Louder stole the mu-f*kin' show!
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ChocnessMonsta @chocnessmonsta.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
I know NOTHING about Tramell Tillman except that he looks like Wilona finds out he's married at the end of the episode, and it breaks her heart.
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ChocnessMonsta @chocnessmonsta.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
The name Jamie Lee CurTits is why I simultaneously love and hate the internet. Why did yall do that? If you can't unsee that name now either? You're welcome
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ChocnessMonsta @chocnessmonsta.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
Just your every couple of months reminder that in the 70's and 80's, Hollywood wanted you to believe these people were "teenagers" in high school.
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ChocnessMonsta @chocnessmonsta.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
Latino MAGAts SLOWLY realizing who the rest of the MAGAts are talking about when they say "illegals".
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ChocnessMonsta @chocnessmonsta.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
#SouthofMidnight is such a beautiful and FUN game with strong representation and deep meaning. It hasn't gotten enough love AT ALL.
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ChocnessMonsta @chocnessmonsta.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
In my Morgan Freeman from Se7en voice: "When Ghislain Maxwell pops up on "Dancing With The Stars" and your favorite media outlet is calling her "stunning" and gushing about her "elegant moves", I want you to have expected that."
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ChocnessMonsta @chocnessmonsta.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
I remember watching Red Dawn in the 80's and thinking: "That could NEVER happen here." Egg on MY face. #ItsHappening
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Black Aziz Anansi @blackazizanansi.blacksky.app · 05/08/2025
They're trying to create more proudly uninformed people.
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ChocnessMonsta @chocnessmonsta.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
Latinos for Trump since November:
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Strictly 4 My Navigators @lizzslockeroom.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
🗣️Wealth & fame he’s ignored… action is his reward… Happy #SpiderManDay
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ChocnessMonsta @chocnessmonsta.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
The #EpsteinList is like Nothing is gonna happen to this man.
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badwolfcgp.bsky.social @badwolfcgp.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
The Smithsonian has removed any mention of Trump’s impeachment trials from its Museum of History. I am resigned and have come to seriously doubt there will even be elections in 28. So, we are on our own and I agree the time is now to start thinking about alternatives.
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ChocnessMonsta @chocnessmonsta.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
I heard the new Happy Gilmore is terrible. I can't be disappointed in #HappyGilmore2 because I've never seen Happy Gilmore. He's aactually a very good actor but when he does stupid shit, its stupid. And that movie seemed stupid off rip. Can't imagine it being better 30 years later.🤷🏿‍♂️
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ChocnessMonsta @chocnessmonsta.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
PSA: Aries Spears knows about 5-6 rappers. And couldn't quote a verse from any of their non mainstream songs. Stop asking Aries Spears his opinion on hip-hop.
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ChocnessMonsta @chocnessmonsta.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
#FightorFlight is such a "turn off your brain" good time! I loved it! An ultra violent fever dream. Fucking chaos. Loved it.
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ChocnessMonsta @chocnessmonsta.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
Internet STAYS undefeated 🤣😂🤣😂
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ChocnessMonsta @chocnessmonsta.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
Watching the movie Blood Ties and seeing Zoe Saldaña refer to herself as a "colored girl".
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ChocnessMonsta @chocnessmonsta.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
Watching a REALLY BAD mob movie called "Once Upon A Time In Brooklyn". There was obviously a re-shoot and a character that had a goatee must have shaved it off...THEY DREW IT BACK ON WITH A BLACK MAGIC MARKER. 😂🤣😂🤣 Wow!
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 24/07/2025
The grim reaper this morning
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ChocnessMonsta @chocnessmonsta.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
Watching a REALLY BAD mob movie called "Once Upon A Time In Brooklyn". There was obviously a re-shoot and a character that had a goatee must have shaved it off...THEY DREW IT BACK ON WITH A BLACK MAGIC MARKER. 😂🤣😂🤣 Wow!
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ChocnessMonsta @chocnessmonsta.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
SIX YEARS AGO?!? They could have been finishing up the second one of they were really about that business.🙄 Damn @disneystudios.bsky.social
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ChocnessMonsta @chocnessmonsta.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
#Magpie was a BRILLIANT movie. Daisy Ridley, you crazy for this one!😂
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ChocnessMonsta @chocnessmonsta.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
Hannah Waddingham is a certified thiccum and a menace. And after them pics this week, she's on the "cultural radar". 😂🤣 We aware now.
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ChocnessMonsta @chocnessmonsta.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
Warner Bros. making a mistake 10 years ago not making Jon Hamm Bruce Wayne/ #Batman is a hill that I will die on. Lost opportunity. He was perfect.
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ChocnessMonsta @chocnessmonsta.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
In honor of #Superman, I revisited the James Gunn produced, Brightburn. Homelander isn't "What If Superman..."? This was. Absolutely horrifying. Even on the second watch. Covered my eyes a couple times
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ChocnessMonsta @chocnessmonsta.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
MAGAts: "Wait 'til they release the Epstein list. A lot of Hollweird elites are SCARED!" MAGAt Politicians : "We've seen the Epstein list. Once we're voted in, accountability is coming!" Also MAGAt Politicians: "Oh...um...our bad. There's no Epstein list."🤷🏿‍♂️ MAGAts:
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Black Aziz Anansi @blackazizanansi.blacksky.app · 13/06/2025
Whoopi Goldberg dedicated a whole segment of the view to shitting on a hashtag that i created about Boomers giving out of date career advice.
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ChocnessMonsta @chocnessmonsta.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
If you see this, post a robot.
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ChocnessMonsta @chocnessmonsta.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
Stitched RG3 a clown suit. Eloquently.
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Conor Mahood @conorvoice.com · 12/05/2025
A wrestling thing I really enjoy is that if somebody kicks out of your special move, you take psychic damage and you’re stunned for a few seconds.
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ChocnessMonsta @chocnessmonsta.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
This is why I'm not totally against VOD for new movies. My refreshments cost more than the matinee ticket I bought for #Thunderbolts $19.99 to watch it in my home(more than once for 48 hrs) seems like a better deal. *Yes. I went by myself.😔 **It was a great film, btw.
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ChocnessMonsta @chocnessmonsta.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
MAGAt voters in November: "We're tired of people getting handouts! Daddy's home!" MAGAt voters (ON SECTION 8) in May:
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Black Aziz Anansi @blackazizanansi.blacksky.app · 06/05/2025
This country has just the perfect combination of mental illness, narcissism, and anti-intellectualism to make living here just horrible.
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ChocnessMonsta @chocnessmonsta.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
Other than @dartadams.bsky.social not a single one of y'all would know this 90's baddie. Always playing a fine ass teacher or something too. SMH
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ChocnessMonsta @chocnessmonsta.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
Boobs.
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ChocnessMonsta @chocnessmonsta.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
These two are starring in the top two films in the country right now. Their chemistry was ELECTRIC in Hawkeye. Put them in a buddy cop movie or get Hawkeye and Yelena a separate film. STAT. #Sinners #Thunderbolts
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ChocnessMonsta @chocnessmonsta.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
CLE, DET and HOU are all still playing. Not many people could name their starting 5s off the rip. The LeBron era of stacking teams with guys with 90+ 2K ratings and just overpowering other teams is OVER. Coaches have to COACH. Players have to PLAY TOGETHER. Chemistry matters. #Lakers #NBAplayoffs
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ChocnessMonsta @chocnessmonsta.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
Me watching #Havoc
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Dart Adams @dartadams.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
I’ve had people tell me they find Jayson Tatum “boring”… Know who else was “boring”? Tim Duncan. The same guy who won 5 championship during an era supposedly dominated by Kobe & LeBron—who were both way more “exciting” What’s more exciting than winning a lot of playoff games every year? I’ll wait.
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ChocnessMonsta @chocnessmonsta.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
Watching Law & Order: Organized Crime and for the first time in its eleventy-million year history, someone said "Fuck". I was like: "That's how we fuckin' talk in New York!"
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Bob Clendenin @bobclendenin.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
Frankly I find it a little hard to believe that the woman who dated Russell Brand is a pretentious and insufferable ding dong.
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ChocnessMonsta @chocnessmonsta.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
🤣😂🤣😂
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ChocnessMonsta @chocnessmonsta.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
Support the game #SouthOfMidnight Early word of mouth is good. It centers around a black woman, though. So the unwashed, incel community swears it's the worst game ever made.
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