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ChocnessMonsta

@chocnessmonsta.bsky.social
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ChocnessMonsta @chocnessmonsta.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
I did NOT know Billy Blanks and Roddy Piper were a 90's action duo. The 90s action duo that I needed. Billy Blanks did a front flip/tuck and roll while firing TWO UZIS. And Piper bull dogged and drop kicked a guy. WHAT?👍🏿🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
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ChocnessMonsta @chocnessmonsta.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
I put Hotel Costiera on Prime Video in my queue because it looks a little spy/action-y cool. However, no matter how many times I see Jesse Williams name, I deadass call him Tony Parker. Like today I said: "Let me put that Tony Parker spy show in my queue." SMH #HotelCostiera
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ChocnessMonsta @chocnessmonsta.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
Me before watching "The Deuce": "Titties!" Me after binge watching a season of "The Deuce": "Titties."
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ChocnessMonsta @chocnessmonsta.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
The last action set piece i was like: YEAH!
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ChocnessMonsta @chocnessmonsta.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
Wow! CopShop was such a good ass action movie! Under the radar gem. Intense. And while she wasn't top-billed, Alexis Louder stole the mu-f*kin' show!
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ChocnessMonsta @chocnessmonsta.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
I know NOTHING about Tramell Tillman except that he looks like Wilona finds out he's married at the end of the episode, and it breaks her heart.
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ChocnessMonsta @chocnessmonsta.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
Just your every couple of months reminder that in the 70's and 80's, Hollywood wanted you to believe these people were "teenagers" in high school.
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ChocnessMonsta @chocnessmonsta.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
#SouthofMidnight is such a beautiful and FUN game with strong representation and deep meaning. It hasn't gotten enough love AT ALL.
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ChocnessMonsta @chocnessmonsta.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
In my Morgan Freeman from Se7en voice: "When Ghislain Maxwell pops up on "Dancing With The Stars" and your favorite media outlet is calling her "stunning" and gushing about her "elegant moves", I want you to have expected that."
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ChocnessMonsta @chocnessmonsta.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
If this bird could talk, I hear every word spoken in René Auberjonois' voice.
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ChocnessMonsta @chocnessmonsta.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
Internet STAYS undefeated 🤣😂🤣😂
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ChocnessMonsta @chocnessmonsta.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
Watching a REALLY BAD mob movie called "Once Upon A Time In Brooklyn". There was obviously a re-shoot and a character that had a goatee must have shaved it off...THEY DREW IT BACK ON WITH A BLACK MAGIC MARKER. 😂🤣😂🤣 Wow!
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ChocnessMonsta @chocnessmonsta.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
SIX YEARS AGO?!? They could have been finishing up the second one of they were really about that business.🙄 Damn @disneystudios.bsky.social
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ChocnessMonsta @chocnessmonsta.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
Hannah Waddingham is a certified thiccum and a menace. And after them pics this week, she's on the "cultural radar". 😂🤣 We aware now.
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ChocnessMonsta @chocnessmonsta.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
Warner Bros. making a mistake 10 years ago not making Jon Hamm Bruce Wayne/ #Batman is a hill that I will die on. Lost opportunity. He was perfect.
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ChocnessMonsta @chocnessmonsta.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
This is why I'm not totally against VOD for new movies. My refreshments cost more than the matinee ticket I bought for #Thunderbolts $19.99 to watch it in my home(more than once for 48 hrs) seems like a better deal. *Yes. I went by myself.😔 **It was a great film, btw.
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ChocnessMonsta @chocnessmonsta.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
Other than @dartadams.bsky.social not a single one of y'all would know this 90's baddie. Always playing a fine ass teacher or something too. SMH
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ChocnessMonsta @chocnessmonsta.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
CLE, DET and HOU are all still playing. Not many people could name their starting 5s off the rip. The LeBron era of stacking teams with guys with 90+ 2K ratings and just overpowering other teams is OVER. Coaches have to COACH. Players have to PLAY TOGETHER. Chemistry matters. #Lakers #NBAplayoffs
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ChocnessMonsta @chocnessmonsta.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
Support the game #SouthOfMidnight Early word of mouth is good. It centers around a black woman, though. So the unwashed, incel community swears it's the worst game ever made.
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ChocnessMonsta @chocnessmonsta.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
When the person running your Facebook page is too young. 🤣😂 "Saw", huh? 🤣😂
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ChocnessMonsta @chocnessmonsta.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Bill Maher and Michael Rappaport. Yeah...
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ChocnessMonsta @chocnessmonsta.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
"Al Bundy has a mixed-race daughter and knows"Hit 'em Up" by 2Pac was NOT on my bingo card.
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ChocnessMonsta @chocnessmonsta.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
It's not lost on me that both 2nd bananas on Silver Spoons(Jason Bateman and Alfonso Ribiero)have gone on to have great careers. While Ricky Schroeder has gone on to become an unhireable, MAGADouche. It's what he deserves.
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ChocnessMonsta @chocnessmonsta.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
😂🤣 Here go one. Dude who ran the shop we used to call him "Tom Tomorrow" because anything we asked for he'd say it was coming "tomorrow ". "Tom, you getting Bionic Six? Tom: "Tomorrow. Tomorrow."
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ChocnessMonsta @chocnessmonsta.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
As an action figure/comic book collector and pop culture enthusiast, I MUST HAVE THESE!
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ChocnessMonsta @chocnessmonsta.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
Warner/DC needs to take advantage of this #Bateman discourse. The reception of these iterations of these legacy characters is overwhelmingly positive. Better reaction than the one to Gunns Superman trailer.
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ChocnessMonsta @chocnessmonsta.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
I'll use that 3 mo. free Apple TV+ subscription to finally watch Ted Lasso. Thanks XBox. 🤣😂 Dope Thief is pretty good so far, too.
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ChocnessMonsta @chocnessmonsta.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
This movie #TheGutter wasn't that great. However, I laughed out loud at: Walt(Shamiek Moore):"The system is rigged! They set me up!" Skunk(D'Arcy Carden): "Of course they did. They're white. Not the good kind of white like me and John Cena. The Bad kind like SHAUN KING." 🤣😂🤣😂
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ChocnessMonsta @chocnessmonsta.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
. @dartadams.bsky.social is the only person on bluesky other than myself who knows where this still is from That is a FACT. 🤣
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ChocnessMonsta @chocnessmonsta.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
This movie is INSANE! #TheHunt
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ChocnessMonsta @chocnessmonsta.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
Jesus Christ...🙄 *Not fake*
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ChocnessMonsta @chocnessmonsta.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Oh, they're HAPPILY posting.🙄
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ChocnessMonsta @chocnessmonsta.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
YES! #RaisingKanan #PowerBookIII
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ChocnessMonsta @chocnessmonsta.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
IYKYK
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ChocnessMonsta @chocnessmonsta.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
NEWSFLASH: There is NO NEW CHILD SUPPORT LAW that Trump is trying to pass thats "gonna get your baby momma "mad" ". It is a LIE started by dusty ass men(mostly of color) who want to justify and to rationalize why they would(because more than likely they never have)vote/voted for him. Shut up.
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ChocnessMonsta @chocnessmonsta.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Crying online about TikTok. Tears. I'm embarrassed for y'all. Y'all didn't cry the day after the election? Wow.
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ChocnessMonsta @chocnessmonsta.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
I'm watching Disney's Mr. & Mrs. Smith with Jamie Foxx and Cameron Diaz. It's OK. #BackInAction
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ChocnessMonsta @chocnessmonsta.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
That Frank Sinatra and Sammy Davis/ Dre and Snoop ad is one of the most vomit inducing things I've ever seen.🤢 It's gross. Creepy looking. And they didn't even bother to get dudes that sound like them. Let some shit stay dead.
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ChocnessMonsta @chocnessmonsta.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
Good afternoon. My name is Tom Hardy.
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ChocnessMonsta @chocnessmonsta.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
Not at all I said this 4 years ago. And I dug this up. this rings true
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ChocnessMonsta @chocnessmonsta.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Yep. 😁
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ChocnessMonsta @chocnessmonsta.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
Just watched a REALLY good episode of the #TwilightZone (JordanPeele version) with Sanaa Lathan and Damson Idris. Was thrown off because she played his MOTHER. Found out she is legit 20 years older than him. #BlackDontCrack
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ChocnessMonsta @chocnessmonsta.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
Never change, New York. 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
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ChocnessMonsta @chocnessmonsta.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
I know what I was playing when I carried one around: Midnight Marauders
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ChocnessMonsta @chocnessmonsta.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
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ChocnessMonsta @chocnessmonsta.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
The dummy blocked me after I told her she was dumb.🤷🏿‍♂️
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ChocnessMonsta @chocnessmonsta.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
This was the 2024 election in a nutshell: "I just didn't want the BLACK LADY to win."
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ChocnessMonsta @chocnessmonsta.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
Watching #SubservienceMovie (Adult M3gan) with Megan Fox. 🤣😂 OK. When an adult male sees an ai/robot that looks like this, they ALWAYS think: "Will she be a suitable guardian for my children?"
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ChocnessMonsta @chocnessmonsta.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
Pete was like:
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ChocnessMonsta @chocnessmonsta.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
Whoa! The shit these dudes have said about each other over the past 20 or so years? Wow. Nothing is bigger than "the bag". 👍🏿 #3rdBass
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