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Bob Clendenin

@bobclendenin.bsky.social
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Character actor and feather ruffler. www.robertclendenin.com

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Bob Clendenin @bobclendenin.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
Checks and balances and the free press have completely failed us. Now we’re just looking to brainworms and cholesterol to save us.
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Bob Clendenin @bobclendenin.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
Frankly I find it a little hard to believe that the woman who dated Russell Brand is a pretentious and insufferable ding dong.
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Bob Clendenin @bobclendenin.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
As if it isn’t abundantly clear, the greatest threat to the MAGA movement is education.
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Bob Clendenin @bobclendenin.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
When the grownups return to power and this demented traitor rapist is either in prison or six feet under, will we be able to claw back the billions he looted from the taxpayers?
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Bob Clendenin @bobclendenin.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
I still can’t figure out why one of his first moves was to completely gut the SEC. 🤔
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Bob Clendenin @bobclendenin.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
MAGA is saying that SignalGate is as much of a hoax as Russia Russia Russia and they have no idea how right they are.
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Bob Clendenin @bobclendenin.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
How many Fox News appearances would Pam Bondi need to cancel in order to find the time to release the Epstein files?
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Bob Clendenin @bobclendenin.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
As long as Elon isn’t giving voters bottled water I don’t really see the problem.
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Bob Clendenin @bobclendenin.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
In honor of #WorldTheatreDay (and to trigger some alpha douche maga chucklefucks)
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Bob Clendenin @bobclendenin.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
One thing is certain. On any given subject, Trump either knows “more than anyone” or “nothing at all”.
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Bob Clendenin @bobclendenin.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
I had no idea how prevalent sexual assault was until trump started staffing his administration.
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Bob Clendenin @bobclendenin.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
What exactly is the “fix” for all the tinny panels you hot glued onto your shitty truck? Cyber tape?
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Bob Clendenin @bobclendenin.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
Here’s the Indictment Count for all the fraud Elon and DOGE have found: 0
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Bob Clendenin @bobclendenin.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
@maddow.msnbc.com Love everything you do, but tell your graphics team to make the bar graphs visually represent the poll results.
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Bob Clendenin @bobclendenin.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
I’ve never been so excited to have someone use the Tesla self-driving feature.
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Bob Clendenin @bobclendenin.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
The only good thing about the trump/musk tesla sale infomercial is that there’s a 95% chance trump stiffed him for the car.
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Bob Clendenin @bobclendenin.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
After that Tesla infomercial fuckery at the White House, we need to turn the heat up to 11.
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Bob Clendenin @bobclendenin.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
Prediction: within the next 5 years, Elon Musk will be pleading the 5th.
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Bob Clendenin @bobclendenin.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
Trump was right about everything
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Bob Clendenin @bobclendenin.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
If you dap Andrew Tate you need to be cancelled forever.
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Bob Clendenin @bobclendenin.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
The trump library should have one small, empty, blank walled room labeled “Things trump Was Right About”.
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Bob Clendenin @bobclendenin.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
When/If the Dems ever regain control I hope we are petty as fuck. Go absolutely scorched earth on anything and everything with the trump-maga stench anywhere near it.
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Bob Clendenin @bobclendenin.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
Just imagine if we were giving billions of dollars to George Soros and his rockets kept exploding…
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Bob Clendenin @bobclendenin.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
The good thing about the redactions Pam Bondi makes to the Epstein files is it will give us an exact head count of the republicans implicated.
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Bob Clendenin @bobclendenin.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
Let’s agree to only subsidize SpaceX flights that Elon goes on.
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MaTT FLaMMaBLe @mattflammable.com · 06/03/2025
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🌺Red Hibiscus🌺 @redhibiscus23.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Hillary and Kamala tried to warn you, but noooo that was way too smart for you to handle
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Moon-Watcher @bobsmyusername.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Being president doesn't change who you are—it reveals who you are. ~Michelle Obama
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AuntyFaTX @thegoatmother.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
He caused hundreds of thousands of deaths because he didn't want people to mock him when his makeup rubbed off on a mask. Hell yes, he'd kill a few people to fake an assassination attempt. Stop treating him like he's not a psychopath.
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George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
There are some Trump administration lawyers who need to be disbarred.
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Bob Clendenin @bobclendenin.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
I can’t wait for Sporkfoot to try to match this
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Pete Buttigieg @petebuttigieg.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
What he said about Social Security payments has been repeatedly debunked - so the question isn’t whether he’s lying about this, the question is why. What is this a pretext for? He and the GOP have long shown interest in going after Social Security. What are they going to try?
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 04/03/2025
Trudeau: "Every country is very aware that if the American government is willing to do this to their own closest ally, neighbor, and friend, everyone is vulnerable to a trade war."
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Bob Clendenin @bobclendenin.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Fuck this, I’m out.
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Bob Clendenin @bobclendenin.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
What’s truly remarkable about @brianglenntv is that he’s actually uglier on the inside.
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Bob Clendenin @bobclendenin.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
This is an ad on my Twitter feed and it’s one of the more sickening things you’ll ever see. Apparently the objective is to be as much like Andrew Tate as possible. Sick shit.
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Bob Clendenin @bobclendenin.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
If Marjorie Taylor Greene's spork feet took human form:
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Bob Clendenin @bobclendenin.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
Not a doubt in my mind that JD Vance leaves his shopping cart in the space next to his car.
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
Lindsey Graham is the definition of a weak, sniveling, gutless opportunist — an unprincipled political weather vane who grovels before power with embarrassing desperation. A hollow man with no convictions, no integrity, and no spine, shifting his loyalties whenever it serves his personal interests.
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Bob Clendenin @bobclendenin.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
There are certain aspects of authoritarianism that I could really get behind - like a searchable database of everyone who ever wore a MAGA hat.
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Bob Clendenin @bobclendenin.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
I’m old enough to remember that the current “love it or leave it!” crowd spent the last four years talking about what a dystopian shit-hole country we lived in, so yeah - you can all fuck off right now.
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Bob Clendenin @bobclendenin.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
“Some people at the ski resort were holding up mean signs so I went into hiding.” - Tough guy alpha male JD Vance @vp
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Bob Clendenin @bobclendenin.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
Is it too late to call it the Gulf of Putin’s Bitch?
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Bob Clendenin @bobclendenin.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
MAGA went from “the world is laughing at us” to “who cares what the world thinks?” really quickly.
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Bob Clendenin @bobclendenin.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
MAGA is a strong movement because shitty, hate filled garbage people have never felt like they had an advocate before.
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Jasmine Crockett @jasmineforus.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
It’s been a long day, but in short, bullies ain’t shit! I don’t care what title you hold! This isn’t some long gone reality tv show or failed casino; it is war! How dare a draft dodging dumb dupe humiliate an ally & berate a brave man who has actually been on a battlefield for his people?!
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Bob Clendenin @bobclendenin.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Dear @SecRubio - congrats on having the day you deserve.
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Bob Clendenin @bobclendenin.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Not sure what is more pathetic - extremist maga sycophants taking a smiling photo with their Epstein prop binders, or JD Vance desperately trying to get a hug from Daddy.
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Bob Clendenin @bobclendenin.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
The maga defense and embrace of serial rapist and sewer slug Andrew Tate is really going to be something.
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Bob Clendenin @bobclendenin.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Pam Bondi is almost as good at her job as Sean Duffy @PamBondi @SecDuffy
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