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ChocnessMonsta @chocnessmonsta.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Hue Hollins took yall to the ECF.
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Conor Mahood @conorvoice.com · 22/12/2025
Share an actor who nailed a role so hard that nobody will be able to live up to it 1. Was planning to show off by picking something obscure but my heart wouldn't let me 2. Kilmer's Doc is an absolute angel and completely distinct from the real life racist swine
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ChocnessMonsta @chocnessmonsta.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
Facts. Doc Holiday was a piece of shit. Val Kilmer's Doc Holiday was a god.
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ChocnessMonsta @chocnessmonsta.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
🤣😂 I was embarrassed for him. Thought he was saying a "thing" too.
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ChocnessMonsta @chocnessmonsta.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
Just saw a grown ass man(sneaker influencer) say "I dont know man...Asics is crazy calling their woman's sneaker the Cumulus(he pronounced it CUM-YOU-LUS). You gonna buy wife-y a shoe called the Cumulus? Thats wild, bruh." He wasn't joking. He did NOT know the word.
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ChocnessMonsta @chocnessmonsta.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Ha!
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ChocnessMonsta @chocnessmonsta.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
I did NOT know Billy Blanks and Roddy Piper were a 90's action duo. The 90s action duo that I needed. Billy Blanks did a front flip/tuck and roll while firing TWO UZIS. And Piper bull dogged and drop kicked a guy. WHAT?👍🏿🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
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ChocnessMonsta @chocnessmonsta.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
I put Hotel Costiera on Prime Video in my queue because it looks a little spy/action-y cool. However, no matter how many times I see Jesse Williams name, I deadass call him Tony Parker. Like today I said: "Let me put that Tony Parker spy show in my queue." SMH #HotelCostiera
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ChocnessMonsta @chocnessmonsta.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
What are you doing?
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ChocnessMonsta @chocnessmonsta.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
Me before watching "The Deuce": "Titties!" Me after binge watching a season of "The Deuce": "Titties."
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ChocnessMonsta @chocnessmonsta.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
The last action set piece i was like: YEAH!
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ChocnessMonsta @chocnessmonsta.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
Wow! CopShop was such a good ass action movie! Under the radar gem. Intense. And while she wasn't top-billed, Alexis Louder stole the mu-f*kin' show!
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ChocnessMonsta @chocnessmonsta.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
I know NOTHING about Tramell Tillman except that he looks like Wilona finds out he's married at the end of the episode, and it breaks her heart.
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ChocnessMonsta @chocnessmonsta.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
😍😍
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ChocnessMonsta @chocnessmonsta.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
The name Jamie Lee CurTits is why I simultaneously love and hate the internet. Why did yall do that? If you can't unsee that name now either? You're welcome
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ChocnessMonsta @chocnessmonsta.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
Just your every couple of months reminder that in the 70's and 80's, Hollywood wanted you to believe these people were "teenagers" in high school.
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ChocnessMonsta @chocnessmonsta.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
Latino MAGAts SLOWLY realizing who the rest of the MAGAts are talking about when they say "illegals".
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ChocnessMonsta @chocnessmonsta.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
#SouthofMidnight is such a beautiful and FUN game with strong representation and deep meaning. It hasn't gotten enough love AT ALL.
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ChocnessMonsta @chocnessmonsta.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
170!✊🏿
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ChocnessMonsta @chocnessmonsta.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
In my Morgan Freeman from Se7en voice: "When Ghislain Maxwell pops up on "Dancing With The Stars" and your favorite media outlet is calling her "stunning" and gushing about her "elegant moves", I want you to have expected that."
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ChocnessMonsta @chocnessmonsta.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
If this bird could talk, I hear every word spoken in René Auberjonois' voice.
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ChocnessMonsta @chocnessmonsta.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
I remember watching Red Dawn in the 80's and thinking: "That could NEVER happen here." Egg on MY face. #ItsHappening
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ChocnessMonsta @chocnessmonsta.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
People are slowly coming around to the fact that he's NOT LEAVING. I have to seriously start thinking about where I'm going. I'm not insulated against this. At all.
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Black Aziz Anansi @blackazizanansi.blacksky.app · 05/08/2025
They're trying to create more proudly uninformed people.
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ChocnessMonsta @chocnessmonsta.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
Latinos for Trump since November:
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ChocnessMonsta @chocnessmonsta.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
I don't wanna die, but yeah, I feel ya.😆
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Strictly 4 My Navigators @lizzslockeroom.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
🗣️Wealth & fame he’s ignored… action is his reward… Happy #SpiderManDay
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ChocnessMonsta @chocnessmonsta.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
I was expressing my frustration. zi honestly wish I was wrong. Not.coming at you at all.
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ChocnessMonsta @chocnessmonsta.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
The #EpsteinList is like Nothing is gonna happen to this man.
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badwolfcgp.bsky.social @badwolfcgp.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
The Smithsonian has removed any mention of Trump’s impeachment trials from its Museum of History. I am resigned and have come to seriously doubt there will even be elections in 28. So, we are on our own and I agree the time is now to start thinking about alternatives.
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ChocnessMonsta @chocnessmonsta.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
I would be shocked if there were elections.
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ChocnessMonsta @chocnessmonsta.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
I would love to be wrong. I'd love to have an omelet on my face. This man literally said "If I get back in, IM NOT LEAVING." And everyone was fine with it.
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ChocnessMonsta @chocnessmonsta.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
Oh. OK. Don't care if you're hurt. Stay hurt. Im not encouraging anyone. I dont exist to provide you with comfort. Fresca's done.
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ChocnessMonsta @chocnessmonsta.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
What's the point in you not just rolling your eyes and scrolling past it? Does it hurt you? If it does, I can't apologize because I don't care about how anything i say makes you feel. You obviously care. Do something. Just know that you don't matter to me at all...and I'm drinking a Fresca.
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ChocnessMonsta @chocnessmonsta.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
Does it make you feel better to address me? I don't know you and don't care about you at all. I'm glad you got to express yourself today.
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ChocnessMonsta @chocnessmonsta.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
I'm sad. I voted. I lost. We lost.
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ChocnessMonsta @chocnessmonsta.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
Wishing the dictator dead is what people in dictatorships always do. Until they're liberated. He "goes poof" there's another person that will continue to implement his policies ready to step in immediately.
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ChocnessMonsta @chocnessmonsta.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
I'm glad she said it. I'm frustrated every day reading posts with "When we get him out..." "In 2028..." We're done. Cooked. No elections. It would have to be done by force. Wealthy people are insulated. Regular people like me have to start thinking contingency.
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ChocnessMonsta @chocnessmonsta.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
I heard the new Happy Gilmore is terrible. I can't be disappointed in #HappyGilmore2 because I've never seen Happy Gilmore. He's aactually a very good actor but when he does stupid shit, its stupid. And that movie seemed stupid off rip. Can't imagine it being better 30 years later.🤷🏿‍♂️
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ChocnessMonsta @chocnessmonsta.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
PSA: Aries Spears knows about 5-6 rappers. And couldn't quote a verse from any of their non mainstream songs. Stop asking Aries Spears his opinion on hip-hop.
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ChocnessMonsta @chocnessmonsta.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
Facts. When I was in my 20s, older co-worker complained about me. Said she didn't want to work with me because I would "use my intelligence against her". Literally told me to slow down on an assignment because "they'll give us more work". SMH
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ChocnessMonsta @chocnessmonsta.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
#FightorFlight is such a "turn off your brain" good time! I loved it! An ultra violent fever dream. Fucking chaos. Loved it.
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ChocnessMonsta @chocnessmonsta.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
Internet STAYS undefeated 🤣😂🤣😂
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ChocnessMonsta @chocnessmonsta.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
Watching the movie Blood Ties and seeing Zoe Saldaña refer to herself as a "colored girl".
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ChocnessMonsta @chocnessmonsta.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
Watching a REALLY BAD mob movie called "Once Upon A Time In Brooklyn". There was obviously a re-shoot and a character that had a goatee must have shaved it off...THEY DREW IT BACK ON WITH A BLACK MAGIC MARKER. 😂🤣😂🤣 Wow!
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ChocnessMonsta @chocnessmonsta.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
Favorite song on S.O.
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 24/07/2025
The grim reaper this morning
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ChocnessMonsta @chocnessmonsta.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
Watching a REALLY BAD mob movie called "Once Upon A Time In Brooklyn". There was obviously a re-shoot and a character that had a goatee must have shaved it off...THEY DREW IT BACK ON WITH A BLACK MAGIC MARKER. 😂🤣😂🤣 Wow!
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ChocnessMonsta @chocnessmonsta.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
Going forward, Ima call him O.J.-uicy Smollett. O.J. vibes. Just committing to the lie.
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