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cursèd gem 💎 @gemcitygem.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

me: hi gimme a large pizza pizza guy: any appetizers? me: what do you have? pizza guy: we've got fried cheese with no sauce or crust, crust with no cheese or sauce, and crust and cheese with no sauce me: gimme crust and cheese with no sauce pizza guy: and for your dip? me: sauce

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chizona.bsky.social @chizona.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

TFW you start listening to a new book and it starts in 1x speed and you are like "wwwhhhaaaattt ttthhhheee fffuuuuucckkk iiiissss ggooooiiinngg oooonnnnnnn?" #audiobooks #adhd

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chizona.bsky.social @chizona.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Hahahahaha.... This fucking wanna be mob boss #trump .... "Hey uh.... Them straits out there are dangerous. "But you are the ones making them dangerous." "How's about you give me 20% juice and I'll make sure your product gets where it needs to get safely, eh"

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chizona.bsky.social @chizona.bsky.social · 25/04/2026

Made some biscuits this morning.

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Kaspar Hauser VIII @nomadwil.bsky.social · 28/03/2026

Baseball is more fun when we all agree to have fun. Into the trash can with nationalist war crap being brought in.

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Elizabeth Jacobs, PhD @elizabethjacobs.bsky.social · 24/03/2026

If we apply Justice Samuel Alito’s logic on mail-in voting to sports contests, from now on whomever scores first wins. March Madness will now be only one day and as such we will only see 100 Buffalo Wild Wings ads.

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Bob Chipman ("MovieBob") @bobchipman.bsky.social · 23/03/2026

I feel like more of the reporting on this should mention that he also doesn't think ASTHMA exists touchdownwire.usatoday.com/story/sports...

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Giants running back says CTE is 'fake'

Giants running back Cam Skattebo has a controversial take on CTE.

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chizona.bsky.social @chizona.bsky.social · 23/02/2026

My suggestion for the #democratic party's response to tomorrow's #POTUS #stateoftheunion. "Are you fucking serious?" Hard stop. Shut off the camera. Anything else continues to give legitimacy to this shit show.

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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 29/12/2025

Is Tom Brady in the pocket of Big Leather Glove

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Jay Hulme @jayhulmepoet.bsky.social · 29/12/2025

Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up. I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.

A screenshot from Rick Astley's Never Gonna Give you up music video

A photograph of the seminary gym in knives out. It has the same window.

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The Onion @theonion.com · 23/12/2025

Drake Catches Himself Singing ‘Not Like Us’ In The Shower

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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 22/12/2025

CBS NEWS: “We can’t report on the current murdering spree until we get the serial killer’s side of the story.”

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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 20/12/2025

Me: I don’t see the appeal of boxing TV: OK but what if it’s professional boxers savagely brutalizing influencers Me:

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The Onion @theonion.com · 11/12/2025

Show your loved ones how little you'll spend. Buy them a gift subscription to The Onion at membership.theonion.com/gifts.

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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 04/12/2025

easy to imagine benny johnson huffing asbestos on camera to own the libs

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Mathew Kumar @mathewkumar.com · 28/10/2025

This game is like I got caught smoking a baseball and now I have to smoke a whole pack of baseball

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Bernd Buchmasser @berndbuchmasser.bsky.social · 16/10/2025

The White House these days is about as trustworthy as unrefrigerated gas station sushi.

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MapQuest @mapquest.com · 16/09/2025

Nobody will remember: - your salary - how "busy" you were People will remember: - that one time you said you knew a shortcut and then got your friends lost

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chizona.bsky.social @chizona.bsky.social · 16/09/2025

At this point can we go ahead and drop the farse that Turning Point USA is a 501(c)3 and not a political organization?

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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 14/05/2025

Jung Hoo Lee hitting a 3 run HR on Korean Heritage Night in San Francisco is delightful (via MLB)

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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 25/04/2025

PhD Timeline xkcd.com/3081

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Chris Hayes @chrislhayes.bsky.social · 25/04/2025

Oddly comforting to me that in the year of our lord 2025, Kris Kross’ song “Jump” is the go-to music for jump balls in NBA arenas.

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chizona.bsky.social @chizona.bsky.social · 10/04/2025

If the finishing moves at the main event during #wwe #WrestleMania this Easter Sunday isn't a Roman spear followed by a crucifix pin, I'm calling bullshit.

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chizona.bsky.social @chizona.bsky.social · 04/04/2025

It's a strange feeling when it seems like Democrats are the defenders of free market capitalism and fiscal responsibility and Republicans are advocates for strong centralized authority"

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MapQuest @mapquest.com · 03/02/2025

No. But I would comply with an executive order renaming "Boca Raton" to "Rat Mouth"

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MapQuest @mapquest.com · 29/01/2025

MapQuest is NOT renaming the Gulf of Mexico. Our maps are like grandma's Thanksgiving recipes — once they're printed, they're not changing. The Gulf of Mexico stays put on MapQuest.

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Kumail Nanjiani @kumail.bsky.social · 27/01/2025

I love this time of year because people will post something super dramatic and vague like “Nooooooo” and I can’t tell if it’s about football or *gestures outside window* all of this.

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chizona.bsky.social @chizona.bsky.social · 21/01/2025

I'm sure it's a complete coincidence that #Elon 's family moved to South Africa from Canada as soon as apartheid took effect and Elon left almost immediately before it ended....

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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 26/11/2024

A rap battle is two men writing poems about each other

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Tottenham Hotspur @tottenhamhotspur.com · 26/11/2024

Sensational from Sarr 💫 Pape's strike against Man City is the Carabao Cup Goal of the Round! 👏

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