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Chill Goblin

@chillgoblin.bsky.social
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Cartoonist, comedian, literal goblin (he/him), I got a YouTube channel. Patreon: patreon.com/ChillGoblin YouTube: youtube.com/ChillGoblin

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autumn 🏳️‍⚧️ @saturdayafternoondreamcasters.com · 21/03/2026
I guess if the only way to fight AI auto suspension is to be annoying, then can I get five minutes of your time to head over to support.twitch.tv and yell at the AI bot about my suspension?
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Twitch Help Portal
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Robscurantist @robscurantist.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Just watched this long and good video about that pizzagate thing they had in America. Very engaging and well worked. I rate Chill Goblin, tbh.
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Brandon S. Pilcher @brandonpilcher.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
Logo design for a hypothetical alligator-themed pizza chain called Pizza Gator. Credit goes to @chillgoblin.bsky.social for their recent YouTube documentary inspiring this concept. #logodesign #alligator #pizza #art
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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
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Chill Goblin @chillgoblin.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
NEW GOB-TENT! Join me on a guided tour down the pizza hole to explore one of the most consequential conspiracy theories in recent history. This video was my all-consuming obsession for about 8 months- I'm so excited it's finally ready to share. Nobody out Pizzas the 'Gate!
YouTube Video thumbnail, text reads "PIZZAGATE: Autopsy of a Conspiracy"
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THE Joe Chaney @thejoechaney.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
watching the new @chillgoblin.bsky.social video doing an autopsy of the Pizza Gate conspiracy. it really cannot be understated how much of a political time bomb Anthony Weiner was for everyone in his orbit Hillary's campaign was ruined by a million cuts but a surprising number were self-inflicted
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Chris💙 Law💛 @chr1slaw.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
Just discovered @chillgoblin.bsky.social thanks to his incredible deep deep dish on Pizzagate. Promptly became a Patreon supporter because that man is talented in a multifaceted way that shows he puts a LOT of effort and work into his craft. Hilarious, and he draws and animates a bunch, LEGENDARY.
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pdsc @gucc.us · 24/03/2025
IMO, the best video I've seen on the topic was made by @chillgoblin.bsky.social, because by explaining the context of the event through the lens of its absurd cast, he shows how easy it is to slide into conspiratorial thinking when the best evidence supports the lone gunman theory:
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Who killed the President? | A JFK assassination deep dive
YouTube video by Chill Goblin
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Chill Goblin @chillgoblin.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
Duke Goblin... Got a ring to it
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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 24/02/2025
If in this moment of rising fascism one of the main ideals you’re espousing is fervent anti communism you’re either completely stupid or fash adjacent
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⚔️𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖑𝖎𝖈𝖙𝖔𝖗 𝖔𝖋 𝖙𝖍𝖗𝖆𝖘𝖍⚔️ @ubergreen.northsky.social · 21/02/2025
I Have No Cunt And I Must Serve
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Chill Goblin @chillgoblin.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
Deranged person commenting on my video: Dude, I think (((THE JEWS))) who run YouTube are trying to censor you! YouTube AI: Tell him he's right
Youtube comment (from the perspective of the video uploader):

Dude! Jew Tube literally Skips Over Parts of You Video With Ads,,, Never seen it this Bad Before, And I'm An Expert In Identifying Shadow Banning and Mk Ultra+ Elite Language and Symbology

YouTube AI auto-reply recommendation: 

You're probably right, I think they're trying to suppress my content.
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Chill Goblin @chillgoblin.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
NEW GOB-TENT: The following sentence may sound unhinged: Bill Clinton has multiple verified ties to an elite child sex trafficking ring. And yet, it's possible to prove this is 100% true without shooting up a pizza shop. Come with me on a journey down the rabbit hole...
Bill Clinton playing on the saxophone with Jeffrey Epstein playing piano. Text reads "Every connection. Broken down. With receipts."
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Chill Goblin @chillgoblin.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Cold war USA props up South Korean economy for capitalist propaganda purposes SK becomes work-obsessed soju-infused suicidal hellscape Koreans make anticapitalist satire Squid Game Americans see it and are like "Cool, let's do that for real!" A reflection... of a reflection... of a reflection
Quote from conclusion of "Escaping the Periphery: The East Asian Mystery, Solved" by Robert Wade:

"Northeast Asia undoubtedly benefited from capitalism (private profit-driven production), and from access to the world market. To this extent the mainstream is correct. But five qualifications have to be made.

First, for the first several decades the Northeast economies relied not so much on 'the world market' as on 'empire preference' to the US market- and to US technologies, US capital, US military and civilian aid, and US public procurement- thanks to thier role in the US's geopolitical strategy to contain communism and show the world that 'capitalism' was superior to 'communism'."From Jacobin's "Squid Game Is an Allegory of Capitalist Hell":

"Though economic growth in Korea raised the overall standard of living, many have been left behind. South Korea’s suicide rate is one of the highest in the world, a problem particularly among the elderly, nearly half of whom live below the poverty line. Young people have their own struggles, including military conscription, intensifying academic pressure, and staggering unemployment (as of 2020, the youth unemployment rate was 22 percent). Young Koreans have coined a term for this society of heavy stress and limited opportunity: “Hell Joseon,” in satirical reference to the rigidly hierarchical Joseon dynasty that modern Korea was meant to leave behind."Squid Game original show posterPoster for "Squid Game: THE CHALLENGE" where Americans enact the games of squid in real life
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Chill Goblin @chillgoblin.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
A hawk bop a tuah, a lop bam boom! Did people already think of that
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Chill Goblin @chillgoblin.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
10 hours to render my video and the final product comes out looking like this. Might just leave it in, not super noticeable
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Chill Goblin @chillgoblin.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Love Kendrick but I thought his halftime show was kinda disappointing & not nearly as subversive as it seemed to think it was. I still don't see what exactly about the performance was meant to piss off conservatives- but it seems like they hated it anyway, so I guess I'm back on board
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Chill Goblin @chillgoblin.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Apparently Trump is really inspired by McKinley now, wants to be just like him. Finally, something the anarchists specifically can help with!
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Eli Valley @elivalley.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Portrait of ADL CEO Jonathan Greenblatt for @jewishcurrents.bsky.social: jewishcurrents.org/portrait-of-...
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maple cocaine @maplecocaine.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Such nepotism at the Times, publishing this piece by David Brooks's girlfriend
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Chill Goblin @chillgoblin.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
"Gay people are going to hell!" Damn... So even hell can be gentrified
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Chill Goblin @chillgoblin.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
Unironically devastating
YouTube comment on one of my videos: "Wait until leftists realize the working class hates hour long video essays and agrees with most of the 'bad politics', due to firsthand experience, that these vids keep trying to debunk
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Chill Goblin @chillgoblin.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
Me: *types literally any two words* Instagram AI: LOL, remember a year and a half ago you sent all your ex-roommates that big long text about your cat dying? That was epic! You GOTTA send it again! 🤙😜🙀
Screenshot of Instagram message in progress, only thing I've typed in is "K cool," but instagram has popped up a "helpful" prompt saying "Previous replies: 'I have some very sad news to share with you, about our mutual friend Jacquie the cat. Jacquie passed ...'"
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Chill Goblin @chillgoblin.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
Met a celebrity today
Giant, old, ugly maple tree with a sign out front saying "The Comfort Maple: This tree believed to be Canada's oldest sugar maple (acer saccharum) was accepted for its preservation April 30 1961 by the Niagara Peninsula conservation authority from Miss Edna Eleanor Comfort, whose family have owned this land since 1816. She and her late brother Earl Hamden Comfort, to whose memory this tree is now dedicated, with gratitude and affection preserved this plot of land for its protection in 1946. "O LORD, HOW GLORIOUS ARE THY WORKS"
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Chill Goblin @chillgoblin.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
As a non-American the "Tea Party" movement was very funny to me. Like imagine a bunch of racist lunatics determined to crush the poor calling themselves "the pretty princesses"
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Chill Goblin @chillgoblin.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
They call it the most wonderful time of the year because you get to listen to whatever music you want and it won't show up on your Spotify wrapped
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Chill Goblin @chillgoblin.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
If he was really as evil & bad as they say, wouldn't his name be Waluigi
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Chill Goblin @chillgoblin.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Make time to check in on the health insurance CEOs in your life today. A simple text to say they're in your thoughts might go a long way.
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Chill Goblin @chillgoblin.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
How is my French after using Duolingo every morning for a year? Let me answer in French: "Terrible"
Screenshot of Duolingo app:

You're in the top 1% of all learners! And you earned 57174 XP. Is your last name "Winner"?
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Chill Goblin @chillgoblin.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Bill Clinton’s new book “Citizen” contains a DESPICABLE lie attempting to distance himself from Jeffrey Epstein, and I can prove it. 🧵
Cover of Bill Clinton's new book "Citizen"
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KTraine @ideomagus.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
If you need to Guelph, the Waterloo is right next to the Kitchener
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Chill Goblin @chillgoblin.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Trump was also surprisingly chill with trans people in 2012, overruling a decision by the Miss Universe org to kick out a contestant for being a trans woman. Disappointing to see a longtime ally make such a reactionary turn recently :(
Reuters article: "Trump overrules rejection of transgender beauty queen"Text from article: But by then, pageant organizers had already reversed course on Talackova's eligibility at the behest of Trump, who is president and owner of the Miss Universe organization.
"As long as she meets the standards of legal gender recognition requirements of Canada, which we understand that she does, Jenna Talackova is free to compete in the 2012 Miss Universe Canada pageant," said Michael Cohen, special counsel to Trump and executive vice president of his business group.
"Nobody is capitulating. Rather the Miss Universe organization is respecting the laws of Canada," Cohen told Reuters, adding that she, "like all the other contestants, is wished the best of luck by Mr. Trump."
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Chill Goblin @chillgoblin.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
One cool thing about Canada is there's a place called "Guelph." Pretty neat to have a town named by a barfing cat
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Chill Goblin @chillgoblin.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
HOT TAKE I'M STILL WORKING OUT: I don't think the Democrats have been hurt by their association with "wokeness," I think it's the opposite. Wokeness has been hurt by its association with a party that is transparently corrupt, economically right wing, genocidal, anti-working class.
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Chill Goblin @chillgoblin.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
What happens if bluesky just renames itself "twitter"
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Chill Goblin @chillgoblin.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Love reading all the thoughtful comments on my Epstein/ Trump video!
(All four pictures are screenshots of Youtube comments)

What is your point of all this. Trump doesmt.abuse women and he is around them plemty. So you need to just admit your crushing on him amd get over it. Let worry a out something more important. Trump kicked this dude to the curb when he fpund ouhisbout his pedo status. Like everyone.should have you know.who didnt diddlers diddlers didnt. Pathetic.Trump was at a party. You don’t know where the party was. I do not believe for a min. That Trump was involved with him at all. 
Likely a party for the rich so Epstein could get them on camera to have something to hold oh all of them.
Trump was very young looking I can’t imagine that his personality that he would have done anything with someone underage.
No pictures of him with anyone. So nothing here but people trying to bring Trump down.
Now Clinton, oh yes we know he would and did.ya it’s no secret that ol Jeffy tried getting his hooks into Trump too but it didn’t work.

Trump actually banned the guy from his hotel due to Jeffys creepy behavior towards the younger females and Trump did the right thing.

Trump was also quoted as saying: “he really likes them young”. I’m pretty sure Trump was offered someone younger and said : “No thank you”.

If that weren’t the case, the democrats finally would have had something to sink him once and for all. 

All the fake charges and they got him on one technicality which was total b.s..

That broad was on several tv shows years ago bragging about being with Trump and that it was consensual. 

Years later she claims he forced himself on her and that she didn’t do it for the money. In fact she claimed that she was in the poor house because of chasing him ?

100s of millions of dollars was taken from him but you are now in debt because of that ?

I don’t think she’s capable of telling the truth and he will be vindicated eventually. She should be jailed for the whole ordeal.

Makes money of the book and tour deal then makes a thousand times that by doing a 180 but she's in debt? My ass !Comment: Repeat after me: My name is chill goblin. I am a demon who worships the devil. It's obvious because I glow with the false light of satin (misspelled purposely). Very soon my demonic nature & lineage will be evident to all because of my past evil. Therefore, may the one & only LORD, YESHUA rebuke all of my evil including my use of lessor & greater magic. I no longer have these abilities. I pray in the name of my LAMB, YESHUA, & HIS BLOOD shed for mankind. Amen.

Chill Goblin reply: Aw rats... repeated this and then Yeshua took my demon powers :(
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Chill Goblin @chillgoblin.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Researching Jeffrey Epstein and it's eerie how there are still so many unanswered questions about the guy. The biggest mystery to this day is probably either where all his money came from, or how to pronounce "Ghislaine"
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soul nate @mnateshyamalan.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
“bluesky is an echo chamber” everywhere’s an echo chamber i’m going with the one without cybertruck guys
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Chill Goblin @chillgoblin.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
300 character limit here??? Hell yeah, gonna write so many jokes with twice as many words as they need
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Chill Goblin @chillgoblin.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Not committed enough to the idea to do it myself but has anyone tried making the jumping Elon X thing into a swastika? Probably good for a couple dozen likes at least. Symbolism
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
I'm totally done with X/Twitter. I will still be doing my banking there, though.
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Chill Goblin @chillgoblin.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
I'm down with this energy here where we're against quote dunking on people, but it's kinda hard to be funny online without being a bit of a toxic gossipy lil shit, y'know? Tryna come up with positive stuff but it all feels like it should be written in several different fonts next to a minion jpeg
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Turn Left Here @turnlefthere.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
None of these are mutually-exclusive. All three of these are true at the same time.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 11/11/2024
DNC Aiming To Reconnect With Working-Class Americans With New ‘Hamilton’-Inspired Lena Dunham Web Series theonion.com/dnc-aiming-t...
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Chill Goblin @chillgoblin.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
We need a liberal Trump!
Bill Clinton
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Chill Goblin @chillgoblin.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
Hey y'all, just a lil bluesky ettiquette tip for all the new people: When you see someone post a photo of themselves/ remark on something they did, it's considered rude here to spam their replies with racial slurs. One of the many tricky ways this site can be different. You'll get the hang of it :)
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Chill Goblin @chillgoblin.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
Love that tweets here are "skeets." Have we thought about calling quote tweets "queefs"?
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