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Chill Goblin

@chillgoblin.bsky.social
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Cartoonist, comedian, literal goblin (he/him), I got a YouTube channel. Patreon: patreon.com/ChillGoblin YouTube: youtube.com/ChillGoblin

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Chill Goblin @chillgoblin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Whoaaaa sick drawing though!
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autumn 🏳️‍⚧️ @saturdayafternoondreamcasters.com · 21/03/2026
I guess if the only way to fight AI auto suspension is to be annoying, then can I get five minutes of your time to head over to support.twitch.tv and yell at the AI bot about my suspension?
support.twitch.tv
Twitch Help Portal
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Robscurantist @robscurantist.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Just watched this long and good video about that pizzagate thing they had in America. Very engaging and well worked. I rate Chill Goblin, tbh.
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Chill Goblin @chillgoblin.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
Haha love it! The Jurassic Park font seems appropriate
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Brandon S. Pilcher @brandonpilcher.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
Logo design for a hypothetical alligator-themed pizza chain called Pizza Gator. Credit goes to @chillgoblin.bsky.social for their recent YouTube documentary inspiring this concept. #logodesign #alligator #pizza #art
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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
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Chill Goblin @chillgoblin.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
NEW GOB-TENT! Join me on a guided tour down the pizza hole to explore one of the most consequential conspiracy theories in recent history. This video was my all-consuming obsession for about 8 months- I'm so excited it's finally ready to share. Nobody out Pizzas the 'Gate!
YouTube Video thumbnail, text reads "PIZZAGATE: Autopsy of a Conspiracy"
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THE Joe Chaney @thejoechaney.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
watching the new @chillgoblin.bsky.social video doing an autopsy of the Pizza Gate conspiracy. it really cannot be understated how much of a political time bomb Anthony Weiner was for everyone in his orbit Hillary's campaign was ruined by a million cuts but a surprising number were self-inflicted
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Chris💙 Law💛 @chr1slaw.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
Just discovered @chillgoblin.bsky.social thanks to his incredible deep deep dish on Pizzagate. Promptly became a Patreon supporter because that man is talented in a multifaceted way that shows he puts a LOT of effort and work into his craft. Hilarious, and he draws and animates a bunch, LEGENDARY.
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pdsc @gucc.us · 24/03/2025
IMO, the best video I've seen on the topic was made by @chillgoblin.bsky.social, because by explaining the context of the event through the lens of its absurd cast, he shows how easy it is to slide into conspiratorial thinking when the best evidence supports the lone gunman theory:
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Who killed the President? | A JFK assassination deep dive
YouTube video by Chill Goblin
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Chill Goblin @chillgoblin.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
Duke Goblin... Got a ring to it
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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 24/02/2025
If in this moment of rising fascism one of the main ideals you’re espousing is fervent anti communism you’re either completely stupid or fash adjacent
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🪦𝕷𝖎𝖈𝖙𝖔𝖗 𝖛𝖔𝖓 𝕿𝖍𝖗𝖆𝖘𝖍𝖊𝖓𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖎𝖓🪦 @ubergreen.northsky.social · 21/02/2025
I Have No Cunt And I Must Serve
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Chill Goblin @chillgoblin.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
Also some very weird suggestions on these comments about my girlfriend. Just what are you trying to pull here, YouTube AI
Comment: I love your girlfriend. You both are awesome.

YouTube AI suggestion: I don't have a girlfriend, but I appreciate the sentiment!Comment: lol bro your girlfriend is funny as hell, I hope to see more of her!

AI reply: My girlfriend is actually just a friend!Comment: If that's really you and your girlfriend, it's almost a dead on representation of my wife and I anytime I get into a new book or hobby horse.

AI reply: Ha! That's my girlfriend in the thumbnail, but I edited it to look more like me
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Chill Goblin @chillgoblin.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
Deranged person commenting on my video: Dude, I think (((THE JEWS))) who run YouTube are trying to censor you! YouTube AI: Tell him he's right
Youtube comment (from the perspective of the video uploader):

Dude! Jew Tube literally Skips Over Parts of You Video With Ads,,, Never seen it this Bad Before, And I'm An Expert In Identifying Shadow Banning and Mk Ultra+ Elite Language and Symbology

YouTube AI auto-reply recommendation: 

You're probably right, I think they're trying to suppress my content.
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Chill Goblin @chillgoblin.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
Check it out on YouTube here: youtu.be/AGErHVGp2YU Uncensored version on Patreon: www.patreon.com/posts/patron...
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Bill Clinton & Jeffrey Epstein: EVERY known connection
YouTube video by Chill Goblin
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Chill Goblin @chillgoblin.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
NEW GOB-TENT: The following sentence may sound unhinged: Bill Clinton has multiple verified ties to an elite child sex trafficking ring. And yet, it's possible to prove this is 100% true without shooting up a pizza shop. Come with me on a journey down the rabbit hole...
Bill Clinton playing on the saxophone with Jeffrey Epstein playing piano. Text reads "Every connection. Broken down. With receipts."
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Chill Goblin @chillgoblin.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
Such a joy to work with!
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Chill Goblin @chillgoblin.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Cold war USA props up South Korean economy for capitalist propaganda purposes SK becomes work-obsessed soju-infused suicidal hellscape Koreans make anticapitalist satire Squid Game Americans see it and are like "Cool, let's do that for real!" A reflection... of a reflection... of a reflection
Quote from conclusion of "Escaping the Periphery: The East Asian Mystery, Solved" by Robert Wade:

"Northeast Asia undoubtedly benefited from capitalism (private profit-driven production), and from access to the world market. To this extent the mainstream is correct. But five qualifications have to be made.

First, for the first several decades the Northeast economies relied not so much on 'the world market' as on 'empire preference' to the US market- and to US technologies, US capital, US military and civilian aid, and US public procurement- thanks to thier role in the US's geopolitical strategy to contain communism and show the world that 'capitalism' was superior to 'communism'."From Jacobin's "Squid Game Is an Allegory of Capitalist Hell":

"Though economic growth in Korea raised the overall standard of living, many have been left behind. South Korea’s suicide rate is one of the highest in the world, a problem particularly among the elderly, nearly half of whom live below the poverty line. Young people have their own struggles, including military conscription, intensifying academic pressure, and staggering unemployment (as of 2020, the youth unemployment rate was 22 percent). Young Koreans have coined a term for this society of heavy stress and limited opportunity: “Hell Joseon,” in satirical reference to the rigidly hierarchical Joseon dynasty that modern Korea was meant to leave behind."Squid Game original show posterPoster for "Squid Game: THE CHALLENGE" where Americans enact the games of squid in real life
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Chill Goblin @chillgoblin.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
A hawk bop a tuah, a lop bam boom! Did people already think of that
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Chill Goblin @chillgoblin.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
10 hours to render my video and the final product comes out looking like this. Might just leave it in, not super noticeable
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Chill Goblin @chillgoblin.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Love Kendrick but I thought his halftime show was kinda disappointing & not nearly as subversive as it seemed to think it was. I still don't see what exactly about the performance was meant to piss off conservatives- but it seems like they hated it anyway, so I guess I'm back on board
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Chill Goblin @chillgoblin.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Hope you get your momey back!
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Chill Goblin @chillgoblin.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Apparently Trump is really inspired by McKinley now, wants to be just like him. Finally, something the anarchists specifically can help with!
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Eli Valley @elivalley.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Portrait of ADL CEO Jonathan Greenblatt for @jewishcurrents.bsky.social: jewishcurrents.org/portrait-of-...
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maple cocaine @maplecocaine.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Such nepotism at the Times, publishing this piece by David Brooks's girlfriend
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Chill Goblin @chillgoblin.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
"Gay people are going to hell!" Damn... So even hell can be gentrified
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Chill Goblin @chillgoblin.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
Unironically devastating
YouTube comment on one of my videos: "Wait until leftists realize the working class hates hour long video essays and agrees with most of the 'bad politics', due to firsthand experience, that these vids keep trying to debunk
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Chill Goblin @chillgoblin.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
Me: *types literally any two words* Instagram AI: LOL, remember a year and a half ago you sent all your ex-roommates that big long text about your cat dying? That was epic! You GOTTA send it again! 🤙😜🙀
Screenshot of Instagram message in progress, only thing I've typed in is "K cool," but instagram has popped up a "helpful" prompt saying "Previous replies: 'I have some very sad news to share with you, about our mutual friend Jacquie the cat. Jacquie passed ...'"
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Chill Goblin @chillgoblin.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
Met a celebrity today
Giant, old, ugly maple tree with a sign out front saying "The Comfort Maple: This tree believed to be Canada's oldest sugar maple (acer saccharum) was accepted for its preservation April 30 1961 by the Niagara Peninsula conservation authority from Miss Edna Eleanor Comfort, whose family have owned this land since 1816. She and her late brother Earl Hamden Comfort, to whose memory this tree is now dedicated, with gratitude and affection preserved this plot of land for its protection in 1946. "O LORD, HOW GLORIOUS ARE THY WORKS"
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Chill Goblin @chillgoblin.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
As a non-American the "Tea Party" movement was very funny to me. Like imagine a bunch of racist lunatics determined to crush the poor calling themselves "the pretty princesses"
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Chill Goblin @chillgoblin.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
They call it the most wonderful time of the year because you get to listen to whatever music you want and it won't show up on your Spotify wrapped
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Chill Goblin @chillgoblin.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
If he was really as evil & bad as they say, wouldn't his name be Waluigi
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Chill Goblin @chillgoblin.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Make time to check in on the health insurance CEOs in your life today. A simple text to say they're in your thoughts might go a long way.
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Chill Goblin @chillgoblin.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
How is my French after using Duolingo every morning for a year? Let me answer in French: "Terrible"
Screenshot of Duolingo app:

You're in the top 1% of all learners! And you earned 57174 XP. Is your last name "Winner"?
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Chill Goblin @chillgoblin.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
🫡 I got u
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Chill Goblin @chillgoblin.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
That's Ajit Pai right? Different guy?
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Chill Goblin @chillgoblin.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Oh ya it's coming haha
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Chill Goblin @chillgoblin.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
But other than that it's a great read! Be sure to pick up "Citizen" wherever fine books are sold. bsky.app/profile/ange...
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Chill Goblin @chillgoblin.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
So I shouldn't be surprised that he'd do this. But still... I'm kind of blown away. He sat in silence about Epstein for so long, and then 5 years after his death published a stupid, easily disprovable lie about someone who really didn't need to have her story questioned. Why not just say nothing???
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Chill Goblin @chillgoblin.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
One of Bill Clinton’s greatest political skills was his incredible ability to look you right in the eye and lie. He smoked but didn’t inhale, he did not have sexual intercourse, he only took 4 trips with Epstein- he never met a scandal he couldn’t lie his way out of.
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Chill Goblin @chillgoblin.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
He had to know people were going to go over this. He’s Bill Clinton! Writing in his book about Jeffrey Epstein! He must have read the deposition he references, so he must have known he was lying. That’s probably why he decided not to name names- harder for Virginia to argue.
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Chill Goblin @chillgoblin.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Virginia Giuffre is a survivor of child sexual abuse & trafficking who has overcome extreme hardship, & been incredibly brave in standing up to the many powerful men who abused her, or were complicit. Lying about what she said, lying about her being a liar- what a DESPICABLE thing to lie about.
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Chill Goblin @chillgoblin.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Even IF Clinton is innocent of any Epstein stuff, even IF he never went to the island, even IF he’s been a perfect angel his whole life- he is LYING here, putting words in Virginia's mouth, twisting an interrogation by a sleazy lawyer to mean something he knows it doesn't.
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Chill Goblin @chillgoblin.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Clearly, he’s talking about Virginia. Clearly, he’s talking about her Daily Mail interview. Clearly, he's talking about the part in her 2024 unsealed deposition where she says she'd “only heard I was there [on Ghislaine’s helicopter] but didn’t actually see me.” BUT THAT WASN'T ABOUT THE ISLAND!
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Chill Goblin @chillgoblin.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Okay, let’s see Bill's claim from "Citizen" again: “I've never visited [Epstein's] island. …[Someone] reportedly said she'd seen me on the island, but that I didn't do anything wrong. However, in early 2024, unsealed depositions showed that she'd only heard I was there but didn't actually see me.”
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Chill Goblin @chillgoblin.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
After that, there's pages & pages of Menninger bullying Virginia to disavow every interview she's given & VRG’s lawyer Brad Edwards instructing her not to answer unless Menninger gives her specific quotes to clarify as true or false. Virginia follows her lawyer’s advice. Random sampling of this:
Ms Menninger: Did Sharon Churcher print things that you did not say?
Mr Edwards: I'm going to instruct my client not to answer unless you give her what it is that you're talking about that was printed. And she will tell you the answer, the accurate answer to your question. Just without the document to refresh her recollection and see it, she's not going to answer the question.
MM: Did Sharon Churcher print things that you did not say?
ME: Same objection. Same instruction not to answer.MM: Did any other reporter print statements that you believe are inaccurate?
ME: Same objection. Same Instruction.
MM: Did any reporter print statements about Ghislaine Maxwell that were inaccurate?
ME: Same objection. Same instruction. This is harassing. This is harassing a sexual abuse victim. And all I'm asking for is, that we just let her see the document so she can answer this.
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Chill Goblin @chillgoblin.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Now, here is a part of a deposition given by Virginia in 2015 that was unsealed in January, 2024- the beginning of 2024, just like Clinton said. She’s being intensely grilled about the Daily Mail article by Ghislaine's lawyer Laura Menninger: t.co/zMu4iMkTjv pg 647-648
Screenshot of deposition transcript:

Ms. Menninger: Do you recall seeing a press article written by Sharon Churcher reporting that you flew on a helicopter with Bill Clinton and Ghislaine Maxwell as the pilot?

Virginia Giuffre: No, I do not recall reading a press article saying that I was on a helicopter with Bill Clinton as Ghislaine is the pilot.

M: Do you recall telling Sharon Churcher that you had conversations with Bill Clinton regarding himflying on a helicopter with Ghislaine Maxwell?

V: I believe that it was taken out of context. Ghislaine told me that she flew Bill Clinton in. And Ghislaine likes to talk a lot of stuff that sounds fantastical. And whether it's true or not, that is what I do recall telling Sharon Churcher.

M: So you told Sharon Churcher that Ghislaine Maxwell is the one who told you that she flew Bill Clinton in the helicopter?

V: I told Sharon Churcher that Ghislaine flew Bill Clinton onto the island, based upon what Ghislaine told me.

M: Not based upon what Bill Clinton had told you, correct?

V: Correct.
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