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Chid

@chidspin.bsky.social
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Tough person bad person. Manly chainsaw dude. I’ve never been horny online.

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Chid @chidspin.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
I wrote a book from 2011-2016. It was a novel-in-stories, and all of it was published in various literary magazines of repute from 2013-2017. Anyway, as one does, I tried to get an agent and failed. I submitted it to indies, and they also did not want it (stories don’t sell)
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Chid @chidspin.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
I wrote a book from 2011-2016. It was a novel-in-stories, and all of it was published in various literary magazines of repute from 2013-2017. Anyway, as one does, I tried to get an agent and failed. I submitted it to indies, and they also did not want it (stories don’t sell)
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Chid @chidspin.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
Soup is the window to the bowl
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Chid @chidspin.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
3 days to find a backpack? Didn’t realize my friggin wife was NYPD!!
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Chid @chidspin.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
To make your little quips and jokes like this is TOO FAR. You cannot shoot off at the mouth about sensitive topics such as Patagonia’s high-quality, built-for-life outerwear and expect your insensitivity to go unnoticed!!!
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Chid @chidspin.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Fellas, don’t you hate it when the duvet slips out of its cover like a friggin prolapsed anus?!??
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Chid @chidspin.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
You mean to tell me the Chicago Bears lost a *checks notes* one score game?
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LSAClassOf2000 @lsaclassof2000.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
STOP THE CAR
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Chid @chidspin.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Just want to say there is absolutely no monument or park that is as boring and underwhelming as Plymouth Rock. Literally a medium-sized rock in a hole in the ground. Went there on a field trip as a child and was expecting something amazing. It’s like a mini-fridge-sized stone. Who cares!
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Elizabeth Smith @instantsunrise.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
For those going home to visit family this weekend: • Samsung calls it Auto Motion Plus • LG calls it TruMotion • Sony calls it Motionflow • Roku calls it Action Smoothing • Google TV calls it Motion Enhancement • Vizio calls it Smooth Motion Effect.
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Chid @chidspin.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Multiple children’s films in the same calendar year about migration because Illumination and Dreamworks are preparing your kids to be climate refugees unlike the boomer coward, Bob Iger in this essay I will explain…
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Chid @chidspin.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Powerman 5000? In this economy? I’d think he’d have to be at least the powerman 12,500 by now.
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Chid @chidspin.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
The Macbeth episode of Wishbone was nuts, man
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Chid @chidspin.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
It’s wild that WICKED is pretending to not be a musical in commercials and trailers. From scene one, there’s just loads of townsfolk mincing around doin little chorus stuff! But also, holy shit is every scene 5 minutes too long. Get this dude a fuckin editor!
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Chid @chidspin.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
I go to a lot of 10 pm movies, and I’ve not seen this many people in theaters at 10 pm all year. Between Wicked and my full 10 pm Gladiator II screening, I think this is going to be a big film business weekend! Chid lock.
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masonReloaded @masonreloaded.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
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Chid @chidspin.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Disney stop being cowards and release a live-action Toy Story
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Chid @chidspin.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
BugMane in a Home Depot commercial? BugMane in a Home Depot commercial! youtu.be/ZnVHmI9UXMs
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THE HOME DEPOT HOLIDAY COMMERCIAL 2024 | THE HOME DEPOT BLACK FRIDAY SAVINGS HAPPENING NOW
YouTube video by COMMENT ON COMMERCIALS 2
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Chid @chidspin.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
There is only one proven way to combat BIDENFELLATIO and it is to raise interest rates
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Chid @chidspin.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Gas is just little fairies flying around in your belly, they have a a portal in via your butt if you ever went butt-deep into a swimming pool or body of water even once.
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Chid @chidspin.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Pete Carroll is one year older than Bill Belichick but Pete's wife is old enough to be Belichick's girlfriend's grandmother.
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Chid @chidspin.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
President Elect Trump I beg you to imprison everyone involved with No Flex Zone
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Chid @chidspin.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Releasing one last Rounding Down episode so somebody buys me the $200 Satriale’s loungewear shirt and the $300 N64 HD console.
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Chid @chidspin.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Saw A REAL PAIN—it was good
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Chid @chidspin.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
I still can’t believe Trump won the friggin election. I guess it’s true what they say: orange is the new black. Thank yous
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Chid @chidspin.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
I’ve never been horny online
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Chid @chidspin.bsky.social · 08/11/2023
I gotta get in the damn sphere before it closes…
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Emma Baccellieri @emmabaccellieri.bsky.social · 06/10/2023
Feels embarrassing to be this sad about the decline of a social media app (???) but I owe my entire career, my relationship, a bunch of really dear friendships, etc. to Twitter and I am just so genuinely bummed by all of this
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Chid @chidspin.bsky.social · 28/09/2023
John Lennon was a Trailblazer (Greg Oden was on the team as well)
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Dan Devine @yourmandevine.bsky.social · 27/09/2023
My friends on the No Dunks podcast shared this morning that their co-host Tas Melas — one of the best people I've gotten to meet in this career — got hit by a vehicle, sustaining multiple serious injuries, including a fractured skull. If you can lend a hand, please: www.gofundme.com/f/supporting...
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Supporting Tas Melas, organized by Trey Kerby
On September 20, our friend Tas Melas was struck by a vehicle while walking on foot. He suffered seri… Trey Kerby needs your support for Supporting Tas Melas
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Chid @chidspin.bsky.social · 26/09/2023
@batmansrobyn.bsky.social VOTE IN THE DANG LEAGUE
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Chid @chidspin.bsky.social · 26/09/2023
There is nothing more ‘rock and roll’ in this modern age than obeying the law and ratting on your friends who do not. That’s what rock is all about.
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Chid @chidspin.bsky.social · 25/09/2023
Everyone was so busy talking about the mind of Mencia—not a single person took a moment to consider the BODY of Mencia.
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Chid @chidspin.bsky.social · 25/09/2023
Fall is a whole ass vibe I don’t care what the friggin haters say
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Chid @chidspin.bsky.social · 23/09/2023
Whenever you flush a toilet the sound it makes is the toilet saying, “thank you! I LOVE YOU.”
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Chid @chidspin.bsky.social · 21/09/2023
@batmansrobyn.bsky.social @megustacarne.bsky.social submit you damn songs you have 3 hours
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Chid @chidspin.bsky.social · 19/09/2023
@batmansrobyn.bsky.social vote in music league
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Chid @chidspin.bsky.social · 19/09/2023
I don’t think any football teams are good.
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Chid @chidspin.bsky.social · 15/09/2023
Somebody bully this dude off the app please
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Chid @chidspin.bsky.social · 15/09/2023
Piss AND shit? In this economy?
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Chid @chidspin.bsky.social · 14/09/2023
“Oh cool a music league, let me submit my songs for people to judge” *people judge the songs in only the most surface way imaginable* “WHY ARE YOU ALL JUDGING MY SONGS?!?!?!”
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David Foster WallStreetBets @batmansrobyn.bsky.social · 14/09/2023
I am the worst
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Chid @chidspin.bsky.social · 14/09/2023
3/4 of my Bluesky tweets are me telling Robyn to participate before a deadline for Music League
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Chid @chidspin.bsky.social · 13/09/2023
Rounding Down Con 3 : Kowloon and Flower Moon. RSVP TODAY
A good shirt from BugConCon
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Chid @chidspin.bsky.social · 31/08/2023
@batmansrobyn.bsky.social @girlwonder.bsky.social @megustacarne.bsky.social the new playlist is live and it’s good!
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Chid @chidspin.bsky.social · 30/08/2023
@batmansrobyn.bsky.social new songs due in Music League by tomorrow night at 10 ET
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Chid @chidspin.bsky.social · 29/08/2023
Unlike some people I post different content on Twitter and Bluesky. Double the friggin chid, motherfuckers.
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Chid @chidspin.bsky.social · 24/08/2023
@batmansrobyn.bsky.social @girlwonder.bsky.social songs are due tonight for round 2 of music league
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Chid @chidspin.bsky.social · 21/08/2023
@batmansrobyn.bsky.social you need to vote in music league. You are our final voter.
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