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Si @chiark.eurosky.social · 17/09/2026

Wilhoit's Law in action.

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jbgannon.bsky.social @jbgannon.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Omelas Times Op/Ed: Why Walking Away Means Being Left Behind

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Si @chiark.eurosky.social · 31/08/2026

I understand the point of passing it around at the back is supposed to draw in the other team and pull them out of shape, but there's a fine line between looking like you'll give the ball away so they try, and actually giving the ball away when they do isn't there…

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Si @chiark.eurosky.social · 31/08/2026

First time at ER for a proper game in a while. Sorry if my rank bad luck caused the result.

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Seb Stafford-Bloor @sebsb.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Jamie Vardy to become a Bundesliga rights holder in the UK and Ireland. His YouTube channel will broadcast seven Friday night games this season, beginning with FC Bayern vs Stuttgart tonight. @theathleticfc.bsky.social www.nytimes.com/athletic/753...

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Jamie Vardy’s YouTube channel to broadcast Bundesliga matches in UK and Ireland (Gift Article)

The striker's YouTube channel, “Jamie Vardy’s Having a Party", will broadcast seven Bundesliga games live this season.

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Si @chiark.eurosky.social · 27/08/2026

I feel like a virus would at least be more unobtrusive

A screengrab of a line of the Windows Task Manager showing:

Cynet Memory Scanner: 44.2% CPU

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Si @chiark.eurosky.social · 23/08/2026

I like the PL table as it is. Let's just end the season now.

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Marshyleeds @marshyleeds.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Please continue to avoid clicking on this on my hacked X account. I can't recover the account yet; X support not yet getting back in touch with me. It's almost like they don't give a shit!

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badly drawn boo! 🎃👻🧛🏼‍♀️ @soapachu.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

perfect dead drop 10/10 no notes (the shrouds really make this)

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Si @chiark.eurosky.social · 19/06/2026

Looking at those shirts I'm assuming they all arrived for the game after doing some redecorating.

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Si @chiark.eurosky.social · 15/06/2026

Probably be better to ban everyone over 16

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The Quietus @thequietus.com · 10/06/2026

'I’ve analysed Sing To God cinemaesthetically, in other words as if it were a sequence of films. It’s a deliberately unorthodox approach, but let’s be unorthodox. The music deserves it.' Many Happy Returns to #Cardiacs' Sing To God, which turns 30 today! buff.ly/mwjBrAU

Cardiacs Sing To God album cover. Busts of the four band members, their eyes enlarged, floating in space with twinkly stars in the background, as inspired by Charles Laughton's film Night of the Hunter.

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fiveankles.bsky.social @fiveankles.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

More nations than ever are taking part in this world cup, and it's going to be hot as balls.

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Leeds United - unofficial @lufc-unofficial.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

to the ends of the earth and then some. 🤝 💛 introducing the #adidasfootball Leeds United Away Jersey 26/27, available now #lufc

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Will Sebag-Montefiore @wsebag.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

London is BROKEN (ft. Dawn Butler)

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Si @chiark.eurosky.social · 07/05/2026

Literal Dead Internet Theory. Just saw the old Twitter account of my boss at a previous job is now posting random stuff where random strings are replaced by emojis. And he died a decade ago.

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the Renaissance left a profound impact in Britain. Through artistic in🌈novation, it influenced factory s🎉ystems. Its influe🍬nce shapes modern society. History offers lessons for today’s challenges. It laid foundations for today’s progress.

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OptaJoe @optajoe.com · 21/04/2026

100% - Wolves will spend all 282 days of the Premier League this season, since their opening game, in the relegation zone, becoming the first side to spend 100% of their days in the drop zone in a top-flight campaign since they themselves did so in 1964-65 (250/250). Marooned.

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Orbinho @orbinho.bsky.social · 18/04/2026

The last teams to get relegated with 39 points were Birmingham and Blackpool in 2010-11 so today's win should mean Leeds are safe.

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OptaJoe @optajoe.com · 13/04/2026

1981 – Leeds United recorded their first away league win over Manchester United since February 1981 (1-0), ending an 18-game winless run (D7 L11). Marching.

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Beren Cross @berencross.bsky.social · 13/04/2026

After 45 years of waiting and at the 19th time of asking, Leeds United finally beat Manchester United in the league at Old Trafford for the first time since 1981. Daniel Farke is on his knees. They go six points clear of Tottenham in 18th! #lufc

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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 09/04/2026

Social media apps as Lord of the Rings characters, a thread: Twitter: Twitter is Gollum. Began as a normal halfling. Overexposure to evil left it thin and stretched and bitter.

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a close up of a gollum from the lord of the rings with a very angry look on his face

Alt: a close up of a gollum from the lord of the rings with a very angry look on his face

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HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 09/04/2026

Times are tough so I've put a load more of my children up for sale. Mixed media original drawings in pencil, biro, marker, pastel and ink on heavy craft paper. www.ebay.co.uk/usr/happytoast

An orange boxy character drawn in pencil, biro, marker, pastel and ink

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Opta Analyst @optaanalyst.optajoe.com · 28/02/2026

Through 25 minutes: Shots - Leeds 7 City 0 Touches in opp box - Leeds 10 Man City 0 Corner - Leeds 2 Man City 0

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Si @chiark.eurosky.social · 27/02/2026

We need a logo for Claude… what simple design would represent it best? How about a puckered anus?

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Si @chiark.eurosky.social · 24/02/2026

I swear microfibre cloths are telepathic and know when you're looking for them.

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Si @chiark.eurosky.social · 19/02/2026

Good test of the trending topics in that the top one is Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor, and it doesn't load…

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Peter Smith @redpeter99.bsky.social · 18/02/2026

Unless you're a member of the official Opposition or you're Hank Marvin, Bruce Welch, Jet Harris or Tony Meehan you have no right to call yourself a Shadow. Zia Yusuf is either deluded and/or thick. Neither is a good look.

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Si @chiark.eurosky.social · 16/02/2026

What the hell is a "home draw"?!

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The Doom That Came to Aram @rawfishandbeer.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

It's Mandatory Monday and AI is clearly the future. mandatoryrollercoaster.com/post/8081046...

three panel webcomic
1st panel: one man says to another "we invented a robot that answers questions"
2nd panel: he continues "we just have to feed it 10 baby giraffes a day"
3rd panel: the other man asks "but it answers the questions correctly?" and the first man replies "oh my goodness, no. no no no no no."

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Si @chiark.eurosky.social · 11/02/2026

Can someone who knows Liam show him the rules then? It is an offence if a player scores [a] goal: • directly from their hand/arm, even if accidental, including by the goalkeeper • immediately after the ball has touched their hand/arm, even if accidental www.youtube.com/watch?v=RV1w...

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Liam Rosenior ANGRY after referee's decision cost Chelsea the win vs Leeds 😡

YouTube video by TNT Sports Football

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Si @chiark.eurosky.social · 09/02/2026

Accurate bluesky-map.theo.io

A section of the Bluesky Map <http://bluesky-map.theo.io/> showing your humble poster in the "Leeds United Football Supporters" part of the cloud map

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Si @chiark.eurosky.social · 07/02/2026

Spurs next three league games look interesting.

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OptaJoe @optajoe.com · 06/02/2026

76% - Leeds United have earned 76% of their Premier League points this season at Elland Road (22/29), the highest proportion at home of any side in the division this term. Fortress.

Leeds players celebrate infront of a jubilant Elland Road during their win over Forest.

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Si @chiark.eurosky.social · 05/02/2026

"It was revealed in November that an average of £15.8m had been spent a year on taxis for asylum seekers." So, are the taxi drivers going to cope with a £16m hole in their income? www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

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Ban on asylum seekers using taxis for medical appointments comes into force

It comes after a BBC investigation which showed people travelling long distances at high cost.

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Patrick Ziselberger @ziselberger.com · 27/01/2026

Happy "Large boulder the size of a small boulder" day!!

A screen capture of the tweet from the San Miguel Sheriff's account dated 1/27/2020 with a picture of a rock in the road, captioned: "Large boulde the size of a small boulder is completely blocking east-bound lane Highway 145 mm78 at Silverprick Rd. Please use caution and watch for emergency vehicles in the area."

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Si @chiark.eurosky.social · 20/01/2026

Can Man City come back from 2-0 down on a cold night in Norway?

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Rob Manuel @robmanuel.b3ta.com · 19/01/2026

No YOU hacked together a shit drawing program, so you could use it to draw a loading screen to game that doesn't exist, that you imagined existed, whilst nosing at books in the library

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b3ta @b3ta.com · 02/01/2026

'Tis the season... Artist: Ninj b3ta.com/board/11424038

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Si @chiark.eurosky.social · 28/12/2025

Match finishes... Samsung Health App: Good workout!

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Opta Analyst @optaanalyst.optajoe.com · 28/12/2025

Dominic Calvert-Lewin's equaliser for Leeds against Sunderland means he has now scored in each of his last six Premier League games, the longest streak by an English striker since Jamie Vardy in 2019 (eight games). He also slightly ruined his previous straight-line goal map... #SUNLEE

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James Vincent @jjvincent.bsky.social · 27/12/2025

another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls

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Si @chiark.eurosky.social · 21/12/2025

Is this thumbnail meant to make me think I started watching it?

Youtube thumbnail, at the bottom of the image is a white bar, with a portion from the left side filled in red, evoking the way Youtube shows a partially watched video.

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Opta Analyst @optaanalyst.optajoe.com · 20/12/2025

𝐋𝐞𝐞𝐝𝐬 𝟒-𝟏 𝐂𝐫𝐲𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐥 𝐏𝐚𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐞 The Premier League's best away team went to Elland Road and were well and truly swept away. A big win for Leeds, who go six points clear of the relegation zone.

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