fiveankles.bsky.social @fiveankles.bsky.social · 16/07/2026Life lessons from Ian Fiveankles. . . 86918
fiveankles.bsky.social @fiveankles.bsky.social · 11/06/2026Everything you can expect from the World Cup Opening Ceremony. Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): uppbeat.io/t/benjamin-b... License code: JVYDUZB9GVWKNVC5 98026
fiveankles.bsky.social @fiveankles.bsky.social · 09/06/2026More nations than ever are taking part in this world cup, and it's going to be hot as balls. 2517
fiveankles.bsky.social @fiveankles.bsky.social · 22/04/2026Trying to impress Denise, though not sure I've quite chosen the right song. . . . 1230
fiveankles.bsky.social @fiveankles.bsky.social · 14/04/2026Taken from "The Ian Fiveankles Show". . . 0152
fiveankles.bsky.social @fiveankles.bsky.social · 07/04/2026The latter stages of the Champions' League, so naturally everyone is talking about Manchester United. Taken from "The Ian Fiveankles Show" 36119
fiveankles.bsky.social @fiveankles.bsky.social · 01/04/2026"If Somalia bought Fulham, I'd forgive them all the piracy, I really would." 79017
fiveankles.bsky.social @fiveankles.bsky.social · 26/03/2026Very pleased to be back in the Stak studios for the coming soon "Ian Fiveankles Show". . . 2224
fiveankles.bsky.social @fiveankles.bsky.social · 18/03/2026Insights from Steve "Bouldy" Bould as to why Arsenal are so hated right now. With unbiased interview from yours truly. 44511
Reposted by @fiveankles.bsky.socialThe Exploding Heads @explodingheads.bsky.social · 13/03/2026"The War in Iran was started by WOKES!" Colin from Portsmouth says that the war is a ruse by carbon neutral lobbyists to put up the price of oil so we all start investing in green energy. 16280125
fiveankles.bsky.social @fiveankles.bsky.social · 06/03/2026Good to see the President consulting Luis Suárez on the Middle East. He'll get his teeth into this, for sure. 3101
fiveankles.bsky.social @fiveankles.bsky.social · 13/02/2026If football was a foreign exchange programme from the 1980s. 1120
Reposted by @fiveankles.bsky.socialThe Exploding Heads @explodingheads.bsky.social · 05/02/2026"I'm shocked, Anthony! Peter Mandelson and Prince Andrew seemed like such stand up, decent blokes!" Colin from Portsmouth can't believe the Epstein findings. 15353115
Reposted by @fiveankles.bsky.socialThe Exploding Heads @explodingheads.bsky.social · 04/02/2026POV Abraham Lincoln invites you to the theatre. 615134
fiveankles.bsky.social @fiveankles.bsky.social · 09/01/2026Heavy sighs, repressed emotions, and, erm, penalty decisions. . . 0120
fiveankles.bsky.social @fiveankles.bsky.social · 09/01/2026If the history of life on earth is condensed into a single day, then humans did not appear until 11:59pm and 59 seconds, so one second before midnight. And if you look closely you can see James Milner coming on for his first Premier League appearance.media.tenor.coma man with a beard is wearing a blue shirt that says brighton unitedALT: a man with a beard is wearing a blue shirt that says brighton united 0191
fiveankles.bsky.social @fiveankles.bsky.social · 11/11/2025When I went back to Derby County, I booed myself in my own face. 1190
fiveankles.bsky.social @fiveankles.bsky.social · 29/10/2025In advance of a live appearance this evening in Bethnal Green (tickets here: backyardcomedyclub.co.uk/event/link/?...) I am reminded of another speaking engagement a few years ago: 3272
fiveankles.bsky.social @fiveankles.bsky.social · 21/10/2025Dishing the dirt. On myself. #Fiveankles #PrincessAnne #Football 1242
fiveankles.bsky.social @fiveankles.bsky.social · 24/09/2025I have sympathy for Ekitike. Here are three of my sendings off when I should have known better: 🧵 1. Scoring a tap-in for Stockport County and then attempting to celebrate by re-enacting the entire opening credits of Baywatch across the length of the pitch.media.tenor.coma silhouette of a man standing on a beach with the word bay in the foregroundALT: a silhouette of a man standing on a beach with the word bay in the foreground 1151
fiveankles.bsky.social @fiveankles.bsky.social · 11/09/2025I once got sent off for time-wasting while taking a throw-in. The ball boy hadn't given me the ball back yet. First, and I think ONLY, red card for waiting politely. 171
fiveankles.bsky.social @fiveankles.bsky.social · 09/09/2025Nuno gave hope and the whiff of success to Nottingham Forest and no true fan wants that. What they crave is finishing 17th whilst having a 'bloody good bloke' in charge and that's exactly what Ange will deliver. Best of luck to them. Great club management. 2293
fiveankles.bsky.social @fiveankles.bsky.social · 08/09/2025England beating Andorra 2-0 is like turning up late to a five-a-side and still managing to nutmeg your own cousin. Job done, but nobody’s clapping. Not sure where Serbia is, it's somewhere down the back of Europe's sofa- but be warned, they do have actual footballers. 170
fiveankles.bsky.social @fiveankles.bsky.social · 05/09/2025Transfer Deadline Day’s gone mad — Nadine Dorries completes shock move to Reform on a free. Meanwhile, Angela Rayner thought she'd scored a housing winner only to have it chalked off for offside in the Stamp Duty box. And then something about Nigel Farage and football. 5436
fiveankles.bsky.social @fiveankles.bsky.social · 27/08/2025Bloody Colin. He wouldn't last three minutes in the ring with my mate Steve Bould. 1181
fiveankles.bsky.social @fiveankles.bsky.social · 20/08/2025Wrexham are actually owned by a couple of Hollywood actors. They should flag that up more. . . 0250
fiveankles.bsky.social @fiveankles.bsky.social · 15/08/2025The Premier League is back! Liverpool will concede. Bournemouth are the wasps in the picnic basket of football. Plus, why I hate Rod f@$%ing Wallace. . . 0235
fiveankles.bsky.social @fiveankles.bsky.social · 06/08/2025My pick for this coming season's Dark Horses: Manchester United. 191
fiveankles.bsky.social @fiveankles.bsky.social · 20/06/2025Ian's take on Juventus being in the Oval Office as President Trump talks about the possibility of bombing Iran. 2225
fiveankles.bsky.social @fiveankles.bsky.social · 23/05/2025Was my absolute pleasure to appear on this week's NonCensored podast and explain all about what Gary Lineker has been doing when he's been doing the things he should not have been doing. 2184
fiveankles.bsky.social @fiveankles.bsky.social · 21/05/2025Man Utd probably need more than hope, nostalgia and Bruno Fernandes if they’ve going to get anything from this game. 120
fiveankles.bsky.social @fiveankles.bsky.social · 21/05/2025Second half begins. United look like scolded kittens. Spurs looking like someone’s offered them a biscuit and they’re trying to decide if it’s worth the calories. 170
fiveankles.bsky.social @fiveankles.bsky.social · 21/05/2025Spurs score the kind of goal the game deserved. A hopeful punt into the box, Luke Shaw bats it with his arm, Johnson waggles a foot at it (and misses) and the ball thinks “fuck this, I’m bored, I’m going to try hiding just beyond the goal line”. Scenes. 2525
fiveankles.bsky.social @fiveankles.bsky.social · 21/05/2025Something quite insane thinking about how one of these teams will be playing the likes of Bayern Munich and Real Madrid next season. 150
fiveankles.bsky.social @fiveankles.bsky.social · 21/05/2025Both sides showing strong ability to not-quite-be-in-control of anything. Exciting though. 141
fiveankles.bsky.social @fiveankles.bsky.social · 21/05/2025Would be interested to see the xG stats here. Man Utd all over it so far. 000
fiveankles.bsky.social @fiveankles.bsky.social · 21/05/2025EVERYTHING to play for. Here we go. 16th v 17th for a place in the Champions League. Absolute glorious nonsense. 1100
fiveankles.bsky.social @fiveankles.bsky.social · 21/05/2025Ange Postecoglu is notably NOT wearing his Coko the Clown outfit and I think that is a measure of the man. Sending a strong message to his doubters. 1130
fiveankles.bsky.social @fiveankles.bsky.social · 20/05/2025An important announcement ahead of the Europa League Final. . . 1115
fiveankles.bsky.social @fiveankles.bsky.social · 20/05/2025Either Spurs or Man U are going to end up in the Champions League next season. Reminds me of the time I got promoted after finishing 9th because four clubs above us went bankrupt. 2230
fiveankles.bsky.social @fiveankles.bsky.social · 08/05/2025I reckon it's time a British cardinal threw his mitre in the ring. We're not going to compete at international masses without a homegrown pope in charge. 1193
fiveankles.bsky.social @fiveankles.bsky.social · 30/04/2025Which item is likely to impress Denise the most? 010
fiveankles.bsky.social @fiveankles.bsky.social · 29/04/2025“Liverpool’s title win completes Premier League Fibonacci sequence”. . .bloody hell, football analysis has come a long way since Andy Townsend’s Tactic Truck, where he’d sit in a car park and bark his appreciation of professional fouls. 3154
fiveankles.bsky.social @fiveankles.bsky.social · 24/03/2025Are YOU a paid up member of the Gu Ramekin-hoarding tofu-eating wokerati? T-shirt available now! www.podcastmerch.co.uk/exploding-he... 020
fiveankles.bsky.social @fiveankles.bsky.social · 03/03/2025Liverpool are about to win the Premier League and I am LIVID about it: youtu.be/YykwLGebFvg?...youtu.beIan Fiveankles LFC RantYouTube video by TheExplodingHeads 3113
fiveankles.bsky.social @fiveankles.bsky.social · 27/02/2025Colin talks such sh*t it makes my blood boil. . . 2131
