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CheshireKal

@cheshirekal.bsky.social
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Snake-bitten, covered in cat hair, surrounded by stacks of books. she/her/她

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CheshireKal @cheshirekal.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
No intel, no analysts, no linguists. Only Army infantry will be left when he's finished.
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CheshireKal @cheshirekal.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
AI creators can't stop telling us how it's going to steal our jobs and murder us all in the most painful way possible, and as far as I can tell the creators are making the AI this way on purpose and refuse to stop making the murdering unemployment machine, and we're all supposed to love it.
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CheshireKal @cheshirekal.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
All those saying it’s just getting torn down the next time something remotely sane crosses the threshold…I submit to you that this thing is here to stay. Trump or the ballroom? Yes.
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CheshireKal @cheshirekal.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Who is this for, exactly? Trump doesn't care about these responses. He doesn't care about this article. He's going to do whatever he wants, and he'll whine when he feels like someone might tell him no because he's a child. Nobody will stop him or this, nobody cares. Who is this for?
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CheshireKal @cheshirekal.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
10 acts or bands you've seen live: B-52s Outkast Of Montreal Neon Indian The Dead Weather De La Soul Kasabian Khruangbin Pearl Jam Kendrick Lamar
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CheshireKal @cheshirekal.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I saw Rocky Horror in the theater when I was 18 and spent the entire time terrified my parents would find out and be FURIOUS with me. I was so confused and so scared, and then I saw it in the same theater about thirteen more times that semester. RIP to a real one.
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CheshireKal @cheshirekal.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Turns out people like it when they’re included. They like not being shut out. Anyone who’s been in a diverse educational or workplace could tell you that for free.
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Democrat Cats @democratcats.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Morning Kitten Way too early edition
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Dave Levitan @davelevitan.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Again, it is an *exceptionally* strange situation where the president of the US gets to literally invent preposterous things out of thin air every day and no one can do anything about it
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CheshireKal @cheshirekal.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
My heart goes out to myself for having to put up with Southern men’s bullshit for 4 decades.
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CheshireKal @cheshirekal.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
We should encourage good behavior, but we should also examine where the hell that bad behavior started so it doesn't happen again. What was the thought process behind seeing and accepting the Nazi tattoo?
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CheshireKal @cheshirekal.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
A Nazi tattoo alone should be disqualifying. Platner’s behavior is indefensible top to bottom.
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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Re: Graham Platner, I felt like I was being punked when people acted like he wasn’t obviously dishonest and untrustworthy this entire time. Starting with the unbelievable defense of his tattoo, which I was shocked to see people fall for
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memento lessi @itsrealkeenan.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
diagram showing the eyes receiving visual data (the abbreviation "USMNT") and the brain's output of the same data ("United States Mutant Ninja Turtles")
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CheshireKal @cheshirekal.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Growing up in the '90s, our neighborhood watch was started because so many kids were breaking into places, including a couple churches. One of the parents whose kids were breaking into houses showed up to a meeting saying she was a victim, too, her kids were pawning stuff out of their house.
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CheshireKal @cheshirekal.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Real 90s summer, only child edition: STAY INDOORS 10:30 - Family Feud 11:00 - Price is Right Rest of the day - Nickelodeon/MTV/VH1, whatever chores parents have requested, read books from the library, get the mail, eat a ham sandwich, tell parents your day was fine.
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CheshireKal @cheshirekal.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Anxiety that is making me feel like a single celled organism whose cell wall is dissolving. Anxiety where I keep having to tell my skeleton it can’t leave.
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CheshireKal @cheshirekal.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Ironically, I was once told, “You can get killed in Belfast!” and I now say it as a way of saying bad things happen everywhere, go live life. I loved my short time in Northern Ireland a decade ago. Belfast is full of wonderful people.
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
i'm sorry men being forced to answer for themselves is so painful. you know what's more painful? the level of intimate partner violence in this country. the baseline disrespect and humiliation that women are forced to take in order to survive.
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CheshireKal @cheshirekal.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Once again, not voting for the white man with the Nazi tattoos is the right thing to do. Always. Why was this ever a debate?????????
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
to be a woman is to want to constantly scream and cry at the same time
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CheshireKal @cheshirekal.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Imagine being an enlisted person, keeled over in your chair like this during a briefing. Someone would quietly knife you in the side to make you sit up straight, and then scream at you for an hour afterwards while you bleed out on the floor. What a joke.
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CheshireKal @cheshirekal.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
I do not want this to happen. I lack the words for how much I don’t want this to happen.
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CheshireKal @cheshirekal.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Nice when my husband and therapist agree, I can go home and continue the session with pizza and hugs and a lot of, “Fuck yeah!”
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CheshireKal @cheshirekal.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
I can't tell if I'm losing weight...(steps outside and gets offered help from 27 random men)...never mind.
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Hard work is not the path to success, hard work is the path to maybe doing ok. The path to success is doing massive and severe fraud
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CheshireKal @cheshirekal.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Taking “the horrors persist, but so do I” to a whole new level.
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CheshireKal @cheshirekal.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
How does the universe know to fuck up on the weeks I don’t have therapy.
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CheshireKal @cheshirekal.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Normally I’m a furnace, which irritates me, which makes me hotter, which enrages me, which sets me on fire, which makes me want to throw a car. But I think the topomax is making me a normal, freezing woman who can grip things with not-sweaty hands, and at this rate I’ll soon be invincible.
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Dr. Stephanie @punkrockscience.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
You can feel whatever way you want about the military, but going snorkeling above a mass grave is ghoulish and creepy. That water shimmers with oil and death and always will.
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CheshireKal @cheshirekal.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
All the cool kids measure time by when the cats’ automatic feeder goes off.
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CheshireKal @cheshirekal.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
His hat says Trump was wrong about everything.
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T. Greg Doucette @gregdoucette.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Ending Reconstruction before hanging every Confederate was a mistake
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🟧Mis Andrist🟧Queen of Hell 🟧🇺🇸🇺🇦🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @crystalmariepa5.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Here's the thing we Americans need to understand. If the American experiment fails, it won't be because we had bad policies or bad laws in comparison to our European neighbors. It's because fundamentally, we the people failed to reconcile the worst of us with the best of us and we let the worst win.
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CheshireKal @cheshirekal.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Guess it’s been real, y’all. Didn’t know that wanting my trans neighbors to live their lives without being bothered was considered treason, but here I am, committing treason.
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Cheryl Lynn Eaton @cheryllynneaton.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
"It'll be okay as long as we still push through a Democratic majority." No, bitch, it will not be okay. It will never be okay that Black Americans do not have a voice and have to depend on the kindness of strangers who have shown repeatedly that they do not give a shit about us in the voting booth.
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CheshireKal @cheshirekal.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
These dorks are so desperate to be a part of a club they feel too smart (“suckers and losers”) and too scared (bone spurs) to be a part of.
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CheshireKal @cheshirekal.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
My office has a massive window and a French drain outside. Everyday I watch the birds taking baths and catching lunch, and it's a humongous slice of peace and joy in all this garbage.
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Andrew D Thaler @drandrewthaler.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
I continue to find it inexplicable that Generalized Anxiety Disorder doesn't result in having absolute banger responses to every slight and insult queued up and ready to go. What's the point of running through ever possible scenario in your head constantly if you can't use it to roast dweebs.
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CheshireKal @cheshirekal.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
The "no longer effective" bit makes me wonder if RFK thinks you can build a tolerance to these meds like heroin. I've had mine increased once in 14 years. Those meds are saving my life. You either get me medicated, or you don't get me at all.
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CheshireKal @cheshirekal.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
I don’t have kids, so I’m running around telling anyone who stands still long enough how proud I am that husband is graduating nursing school in two weeks. ♥️♥️♥️🥰
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CheshireKal @cheshirekal.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
If we ever invent time travel it will only be accessible to the ultra-rich who will use it to do the worst things imaginable.
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CheshireKal @cheshirekal.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
I have a Trump autograph somewhere, but probably threw it away. Also cursed are the several Mark David Chapman autographs I have (my dad collected for a bit and then gave everything he hadn’t sold to me, it’s a who’s who of why them?).
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CheshireKal @cheshirekal.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
My new migraine med side effects are making me my own favorite new fidget toy.
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SassySenora701 @sassysenior70.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
"This is an important thing to think about."
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CheshireKal @cheshirekal.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
-He was so fucking weird! He always wore unitards! -I don’t think you can call them that. -He would always wear unidifferentlyableds!
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CheshireKal @cheshirekal.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
I haven't figured out how to solve the global collapse yet, folks. Sorry. Check back in tomorrow.
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CheshireKal @cheshirekal.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Everyday there’s something WE CANNOT LET HAPPEN, and the only way to prevent it is to go back in time or stop every single company in charge right now. I’ll get right on that, chief. Let me know which apathetic senator to call today.
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