TEMU Rick Owens @chelsesaurusrex.bsky.social · 27/09/2026my hungry ass was like “what are we eating for dinner max looks great” 130
TEMU Rick Owens @chelsesaurusrex.bsky.social · 27/09/2026(to the tune of american woman) 🎶rotisserie chicken🎵 0285
TEMU Rick Owens @chelsesaurusrex.bsky.social · 12/09/2026okay I kinda slammed the weights on my last rep of pull downs and tbh it felt pretty good might do it again 141
TEMU Rick Owens @chelsesaurusrex.bsky.social · 12/09/2026males love to throw weights on the floor to impress each other 150
TEMU Rick Owens @chelsesaurusrex.bsky.social · 08/09/2026(me, the guy who doesn’t post more than once every three weeks) why did I not get on the influential poster list 072
Reposted by TEMU Rick Owensmaxwell largeman 🪷 @dad.franklinstower.online · 31/08/2026yooooooooooo 1353
TEMU Rick Owens @chelsesaurusrex.bsky.social · 31/08/2026we were playing ween for ours last night and she was looking around trying to figure out where all the crunchy distortion sounds were coming from, can confirm cats are NOT brown 110
TEMU Rick Owens @chelsesaurusrex.bsky.social · 30/08/2026here’s an extremely cropped pic of the goods lol 010
TEMU Rick Owens @chelsesaurusrex.bsky.social · 30/08/2026one time I had to deliver an absolutely giant rubber penis and it was just in a plain ol’ white opaque bag and YOU COULD ABSOLUTELY TELL WHAT IT WAS and me and all the other mailmans in the office fondled the hell out of it that morning 121
TEMU Rick Owens @chelsesaurusrex.bsky.social · 29/08/2026period shits at the gym in the middle of my fuckin lifts what the goddamn hell 070
Reposted by TEMU Rick Owens𝕭𝖊𝖑𝖎𝖓𝖉𝖆 𝕮𝖆𝖗𝖇𝖚𝖓𝖈𝖑𝖊 @punishedsadiston.bsky.social · 29/08/2026This sucks because I was born with my ass at the front of my body and everyone thinks photos of me are AI now 152
TEMU Rick Owens @chelsesaurusrex.bsky.social · 28/08/2026did they do it on the 11th because it looks like two towers 171
TEMU Rick Owens @chelsesaurusrex.bsky.social · 16/08/2026critical support for this guy that goes to our gym 081
TEMU Rick Owens @chelsesaurusrex.bsky.social · 06/08/2026how many times have u hallucinated hearing the watch duty app today im at like three maybe four so far 010
Reposted by TEMU Rick Owenscandlelit gravebird 🕯️🐦⬛ @crow.stormsong.org · 30/07/2026We should have stopped computers here. 171
TEMU Rick Owens @chelsesaurusrex.bsky.social · 28/07/2026sorry I know things are bad but it’s a damn shame that all anyone ever wants to do is trash bad politics on this app instead of talking about cum!!! we have lost our way 160
TEMU Rick Owens @chelsesaurusrex.bsky.social · 28/07/2026does getting a vasectomy change The Taste please lmk asap 082
TEMU Rick Owens @chelsesaurusrex.bsky.social · 22/07/2026so which one of you is the lisinopril prescription and which one is the levothyroxine 330
TEMU Rick Owens @chelsesaurusrex.bsky.social · 17/07/2026oh no look what we found at the liquor store OH NO 120
TEMU Rick Owens @chelsesaurusrex.bsky.social · 17/07/2026they done fucked up and entrusted me with the Glomar Response at work 020
TEMU Rick Owens @chelsesaurusrex.bsky.social · 06/07/2026rt if u love blasting hot pisses in the gender neutral toilets 071
TEMU Rick Owens @chelsesaurusrex.bsky.social · 24/06/2026yes okay like terra cotta, you get it I think I’m gonna get the benetint color they describe as “mango” and try layering that with some things I have 110
TEMU Rick Owens @chelsesaurusrex.bsky.social · 24/06/2026this DOES NOT make sense but like…a cool toned orange lmao who’s got that 130
TEMU Rick Owens @chelsesaurusrex.bsky.social · 24/06/2026where do I find a lip product that gives me the “just licked the lid of the tin of enchilada sauce” tint 140
TEMU Rick Owens @chelsesaurusrex.bsky.social · 23/06/2026if u crumple to wipe u are NOT getting clean!!!! only folders have pure buttholes sorry for speaking the truth 060
TEMU Rick Owens @chelsesaurusrex.bsky.social · 22/06/2026YO WTF I WOKE UP FROM A NAP YESTERDAY COMPLAINING ANOUT HOW I HAD THAT AWFUL SOMG STUCK IN MY HEAD AND THEN ME AND DAN SANG IT FOR THE REST OF THE DAY 120
TEMU Rick Owens @chelsesaurusrex.bsky.social · 20/06/2026the pitcher has hit like five kids I’m gonna fight him in the parking lot if we lose 030
TEMU Rick Owens @chelsesaurusrex.bsky.social · 20/06/2026nine corn dogs/nine coors light tall boys/nine innings/one post-game fireworks show 260
Reposted by TEMU Rick OwensBran 9 From Outer Space @bransonreese.bsky.social · 20/06/2026Every time there's a foul ball I'm telling everybody that it "went through a fan's skull and they won't show it" and everybody really likes it each time. 341822
TEMU Rick Owens @chelsesaurusrex.bsky.social · 20/06/2026okay they showed me a pic of what they were thinking and l might be sold on it now 130
TEMU Rick Owens @chelsesaurusrex.bsky.social · 20/06/2026we’re at the baseball and my wife is tryna convince me to tattoo a mace on their non tattooed side of their face (I’m not havin it) 2100
TEMU Rick Owens @chelsesaurusrex.bsky.social · 19/06/2026should I go back to the hardware store for this hat y/n 260
TEMU Rick Owens @chelsesaurusrex.bsky.social · 18/06/2026its costco rotisserie chicken quesadillas for dinner tonight 040
TEMU Rick Owens @chelsesaurusrex.bsky.social · 16/06/2026my HIP hurts from all the sitting on the toilet 100
TEMU Rick Owens @chelsesaurusrex.bsky.social · 16/06/2026good news everybody my colon is spotless not a single polyp in sight im colonmogging on yall 270
TEMU Rick Owens @chelsesaurusrex.bsky.social · 15/06/2026on either poop five or 6 now I already lost count 010
TEMU Rick Owens @chelsesaurusrex.bsky.social · 15/06/2026I want to nap but I’m scared I’ll shitpiss the bed 130
TEMU Rick Owens @chelsesaurusrex.bsky.social · 15/06/2026folks we have reached the “don’t trust your farts” part of the process 150
