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TEMU Rick Owens @chelsesaurusrex.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

here’s an extremely cropped pic of the goods lol

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TEMU Rick Owens @chelsesaurusrex.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

critical support for this guy that goes to our gym

currently pissimg my wife off by making him listen to tool and telling him I’m taking his kid to burning man next year

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TEMU Rick Owens @chelsesaurusrex.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

oh no look what we found at the liquor store OH NO

we do not do malort in Oregon this is highly unusual

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TEMU Rick Owens @chelsesaurusrex.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

we’re at the baseball and my wife is tryna convince me to tattoo a mace on their non tattooed side of their face (I’m not havin it)

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TEMU Rick Owens @chelsesaurusrex.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

should I go back to the hardware store for this hat y/n

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TEMU Rick Owens @chelsesaurusrex.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

its costco rotisserie chicken quesadillas for dinner tonight

also cantaritos because we got cute new jarritos today (not from costco lol)

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TEMU Rick Owens @chelsesaurusrex.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

it’s been 45 minutes since I took 4x the normal laxative dose and nothing exciting has happened yet

thinking about throwing some coffee into my clear liquids rotation just to see what happens

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TEMU Rick Owens @chelsesaurusrex.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

(folding my shirt in such a way that it made it look like Keith Flint had no nose)

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TEMU Rick Owens @chelsesaurusrex.bsky.social · 28/03/2026

idk if yall follow my wife’s instagram but they’re posting the dinner we made with hot knife shokupan and wow we are so good at dinner here

lobster rolls in shokupan bun with old bay potato chippies

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TEMU Rick Owens @chelsesaurusrex.bsky.social · 27/03/2026

using my knife from hot knives to cut my butter for shokupan

they were actually my moms knives that my brother and I and our friends ruined and she made me take them when I moved out in my 20s lol

I’m in my 40s and I have really nice kitchen stuff now and you can pry my teenage hot knives from my cold arthritic hands

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TEMU Rick Owens @chelsesaurusrex.bsky.social · 20/03/2026

it’s cool bug season everybody post ur cool bugs

a swallowtail chrysalis that better hatch before I have to go on another long detail assignment for work

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TEMU Rick Owens @chelsesaurusrex.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

me when they take my away my balls and/or ovaries

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TEMU Rick Owens @chelsesaurusrex.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

me when I’m wearing less clothes than before

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TEMU Rick Owens @chelsesaurusrex.bsky.social · 01/02/2026

we love a projector movie and a long island in this house

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TEMU Rick Owens @chelsesaurusrex.bsky.social · 24/01/2026

this is my job btw I’m literally the ocean’s mailman

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TEMU Rick Owens @chelsesaurusrex.bsky.social · 27/12/2025

worst part of going out drinking is how much I spend on Depop while I’m out??????? aaahhhgggghhhhh like I bought a whole suit tonight???? and also this jacket mainly because it had a giraffe on it and the girl wrote “a zebra” in the listing and I thought it was so fucking funny

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TEMU Rick Owens @chelsesaurusrex.bsky.social · 23/12/2025

hey what’s your worst shirt here’s mine

this is genuinely my worst shirt like I have a lot of shirts that are bad but it’s funny or ironic or whatever but this shirt just sucks ASS and I love it lol idk where I even got it

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TEMU Rick Owens @chelsesaurusrex.bsky.social · 07/12/2025

oh it’s getting FESTIVE at the danks-sadiston house

still can’t believe I reply-guy’d famous twitter user ketamine stalin into marrying me and now we do christmas crafts together lmao

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TEMU Rick Owens @chelsesaurusrex.bsky.social · 11/11/2025

breakfasting with my wife and the girl at the table next to us has no shoes on (yes to socks though) and she’s LOUDLY facetiming someone and just put six creamers and half a jar of sugar in her coffee

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TEMU Rick Owens @chelsesaurusrex.bsky.social · 08/10/2025

today they asked me to throw a pizza party for their parade next weekend

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TEMU Rick Owens @chelsesaurusrex.bsky.social · 02/09/2025

pegged my wife and then made them a charcuterie board (it’s their birthday month hell yeah)

if I don’t take a pic of every charcuterie board I make I’ll die (no pegging pics tho sorrrryyyy)

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TEMU Rick Owens @chelsesaurusrex.bsky.social · 15/08/2025

one again wearing my coolest sunglasses at the pink Floyd cover band show

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TEMU Rick Owens @chelsesaurusrex.bsky.social · 05/08/2025

ah fuck we still have so many cherries left now I gotta bake that one ina garten chocolate cake (you know the one) and also make cherry vanilla syrup for coffees and probably another batch of maraschino cherries ah fuck

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TEMU Rick Owens @chelsesaurusrex.bsky.social · 05/08/2025

wife INNOCENT also our cocktails are going to be so fancy in approx four weeks

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TEMU Rick Owens @chelsesaurusrex.bsky.social · 05/08/2025

my nice wife Dan got his account suspended for telling nazis to fuck off (I’m putting that SO lightly lmao) so it’s up to me to post our food content now and today we’re canning our own maraschino cherries because they were 85¢/lb at winco

looks like we’re on our periods here lol but no really it’s just pits and juice everywhere sorry haha

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TEMU Rick Owens @chelsesaurusrex.bsky.social · 27/07/2025

imagine being this mean about a salad lmao @ the french

In 2016, French Michelin-starred chef Hélène Darroze posted a salade niçoise recipe on Facebook that included cooked potatoes and green beans. According to journalist Mathilde Frénois, the reaction on Facebook was quick and hostile from the "purists". Darroze's version was called "a massacre of the recipe", a "sacrilege", and a violation of the "ancestral traditions" of the salad. She was warned that it is "dangerous to innovate".

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TEMU Rick Owens @chelsesaurusrex.bsky.social · 25/07/2025

there isn’t a single pic of Fred Durst and Wes Borland that exists where I don’t go “those guys are me, I’m both those guys”

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TEMU Rick Owens @chelsesaurusrex.bsky.social · 23/07/2025

theater’s still empty come through

in the time it took to take and then post this pic a crew of old retired lesbians came in and took up the entire two rows in front of us

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TEMU Rick Owens @chelsesaurusrex.bsky.social · 02/07/2025

still on that bullshit sorry to everyone but my haters

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TEMU Rick Owens @chelsesaurusrex.bsky.social · 26/06/2025

yesterday the cashier at bimart was like “frogs and Jesus, that’s all anyone needs amen!” And here’s the shirts me and Dan were wearing that made her so excited

get your own Rory Blank frog shirt at https://rawpaw.ink/products/frog-silver-crystal-by-rory-blank Frog (Silver Crystal) by Rory Blank – Raw Paw and then we can be like the same hat guy if you and me ever see each other in the street

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TEMU Rick Owens @chelsesaurusrex.bsky.social · 26/06/2025

a goth keeps getting in my yard and making messes

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TEMU Rick Owens @chelsesaurusrex.bsky.social · 19/06/2025

the post office is closed tomorrrow fyi

*danni walsh voice* let me sho u what we’re drinkaaan (buzz balls + smirnoff ice strawberry + blue curaçao)

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