iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Chelly 🪿 @chellygoose.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Things people tend to prefer the sight of dead more than alive: Autumn leaves Lobsters That guy Lavender

Chelly 🪿 @chellygoose.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

OP: Asks a question about why boomers don’t seem interested in what others are talking about and tend to make things about themselves? Comment section: A bunch of boomers trying to defend boomers while…. not being interested in what the OP is talking about and making it about themselves.

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Chelly 🪿 @chellygoose.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

Is there such thing as semi-permanent armpit sparkles?

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Chelly 🪿 @chellygoose.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

Dr: And what do we do when we’re tired? Me: Pop a Vyvanse, chug a Red Bull and become tomorrow’s problem?

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Boo B 👻🐝 @vtbee80.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

using my old NES zapper to shoot the ducks off of jeep dashboards

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Chelly 🪿 @chellygoose.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

If I try to post something here that had more than enough characters elsewhere and suddenly bluesky has me breaking it up into a million different parts I just don’t even bother. Come find me on Threads.

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Chelly 🪿 @chellygoose.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

Lift with your pussy, not your back

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Chelly 🪿 @chellygoose.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

And then lift my giant wings and disappear into the sky

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Chelly 🪿 @chellygoose.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

My life as a goose according to me… Wake up already mad Scream at the sun for no reason Eat half a hot dog out of a parking lot puddle Chase a jogger Terrorize some golfers Take a shit directly in the path of a family trying to enjoy nature Honk in the face of a child Steal an entire sandwich

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Chelly 🪿 @chellygoose.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

A friend that knows how to request a video chat from me.

Screenshot of a text message that says “happy weekend when is a good time for you to be perceived ???”

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Chelly 🪿 @chellygoose.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

Too realistic for meta apparently. 🙄 I draw more than just doodles. Yes mine. 💋

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Chelly 🪿 @chellygoose.bsky.social · 12/04/2026

Let me get a taste of your peach doughnut 🍑🍩

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Chelly 🪿 @chellygoose.bsky.social · 11/04/2026

Does anyone have the 4-1-1 on today’s date?

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Chelly 🪿 @chellygoose.bsky.social · 11/04/2026

Maybe we can get some water fresh from the tap

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Chelly 🪿 @chellygoose.bsky.social · 11/04/2026

Find your “what the fuck are you talking about?” Pacers girlfriend energy and make the day your bitch.

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mothra stewart @gorl.gay · 11/04/2026

you think they all look at eachother and say nice in unison when it's 69 seconds until they land

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👻 L.T. Vargus, undead and still disgraced author 👻 @ltvargus.bsky.social · 10/04/2026

they should replace two factor authentication with a troll that asks you three riddles

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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 10/04/2026

why did Melania say this at her press conference?

Dee Reynolds from It's Always Sunny singing the end of the Nightman Cometh. She sings "just to be clear i did not write that song and have never had sex with a child"

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Jack @wakeupangry.bsky.social · 11/04/2026

It would be so funny if aliens came out of it.

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Chelly 🪿 @chellygoose.bsky.social · 11/04/2026

Who said aliens didn’t come out of it? 👀

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Chelly 🪿 @chellygoose.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

HEY EVERYOOONE 👇👇 I GOT THE JOB OFFER!!!

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Chelly 🪿 @chellygoose.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

I’m married to my best friend, obsessed with my son, and deeply attached to my dogs. That is the center of my life. Everything else is extra.

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Chelly 🪿 @chellygoose.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

I can talk about life, relationships, trauma, internet nonsense, food, books, games, and whatever random spiral my brain is on all in the same conversation. Dark humor is absolutely a coping mechanism. I’m thoughtful, self aware, a little intense, a little guarded, and very real.

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Chelly 🪿 @chellygoose.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

I’m warm, loyal, affectionate, funny, observant, and very all in with the right people. I’m also at a point in life where I do not chase or beg for effort or ignore my gut to make other people comfortable. Low maintenance is fine. Low effort is not.

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Chelly 🪿 @chellygoose.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

My brain is a mix of ADHD, anxiety, depression, trauma, hyperfocus, overthinking, and noticing everything all at once. I pick up on tone and energy shifts and weird vibes quickly. I need structure but resist structure and somehow still function best when things are clear and make sense.

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Chelly 🪿 @chellygoose.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

I’m an extroverted introvert which basically means I can talk for hours be funny warm and fully on and then need to disappear and recharge like I was never perceived in the first place. I love real connection and real effort and people who know how to be both genuine and a little weird.

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Chelly 🪿 @chellygoose.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

Chelly Goose 35 from New Hampshire 🌲 Bisexual poly married mom Sagittarius sun Capricorn moon Taurus rising for anyone who likes that sort of thing. Adults only here. No minors. I post some NSFW content from time to time along with whatever else is living in my head that day.🔞

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The Daily Show @thedailyshow.com · 27/01/2026

They're lying!

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Chelly 🪿 @chellygoose.bsky.social · 27/01/2026

Nationwide Strike Friday, January 30th No work. No school. No shopping. www.nationalshutdown.org

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Chelly 🪿 @chellygoose.bsky.social · 31/12/2025

2026 Plans: - Be more crime - Do more gay

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Chelly 🪿 @chellygoose.bsky.social · 13/11/2025

A school bus full of kids and a ballsack full of sperm are basically the same thing. One just made it farther.

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Chelly 🪿 @chellygoose.bsky.social · 03/10/2025

Call me old-fashioned but telling me you want the sexiest kids does not make me want to marry you. 😬

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Chelly 🪿 @chellygoose.bsky.social · 27/09/2025

I can’t be a goth. I like powdered doughnuts too much.

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Chelly 🪿 @chellygoose.bsky.social · 05/09/2025

What do you do for work? Scroll on my phone and wait for 5pm.

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Chelly 🪿 @chellygoose.bsky.social · 31/08/2025

I really need to tone it down because every time someone says “did you hear who died?” I get way too excited.

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Chelly 🪿 @chellygoose.bsky.social · 31/08/2025

If you’re not mooing with me you’re mooing against me

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Chelly 🪿 @chellygoose.bsky.social · 31/08/2025

Not much has changed since I was a kid. I still want my friends to come over and play with me and my new toys.

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Boo B 👻🐝 @vtbee80.bsky.social · 31/08/2025

i’ve heard sleeping through the night is nice…i’d love to try it sometime

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Chelly 🪿 @chellygoose.bsky.social · 30/08/2025

“Everyone says it’s the best Heaven they’ve ever seen maybe ever.”

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Chelly 🪿 @chellygoose.bsky.social · 30/08/2025

“Folks I’m here. Heaven was a disaster before me and everybody knows it. Jesus? Nice guy very weak low energy frankly. The angels are crying folks because I’m making Heaven GREAT again. Pearly gates? They’ll be gold now. Streets of gold? Even golder.”

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Chelly 🪿 @chellygoose.bsky.social · 29/08/2025

Happy Friday my little gaggle of beanlings🪿🫘 Go be the sin you wish to see in the world

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Chelly 🪿 @chellygoose.bsky.social · 29/08/2025

Mentally hit rock bottom, physically would like to get topped.

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Chelly 🪿 @chellygoose.bsky.social · 29/08/2025

Hi can we unpin my safe word from the top of our chat? I can’t take our conversations seriously with “oatmeal” staring at me the entire time.

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Chelly 🪿 @chellygoose.bsky.social · 29/08/2025

Wow guess I’m not sleeping tonight. Someone on the internet told me pillows don’t have bones.

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Chica Marx @mckenziewark.bsky.social · 28/08/2025

Pillows have no bones.

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Chelly 🪿 @chellygoose.bsky.social · 29/08/2025

I’ve gained more followers on my threads alt account in the last 2 weeks than I have in the last 6 months on Bluesky.

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Chelly 🪿 @chellygoose.bsky.social · 29/08/2025

You look so much like someone I used to know in this picture. I had to do a double take thinking I just randomly found her on Bluesky.

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