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Ben Bertoli 🫜 @radishgames.com · 9h

has anyone done this yet

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the curse of chelsea cruz @chelccruzy.bsky.social · 9h

If I get booked for one more show this month I swear I will sing it live.

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the curse of chelsea cruz @chelccruzy.bsky.social · 16/10/2026

Girls, we’re trapping David Byrne in a game show.

Olivia Rodrigo and Chappell Roan’s next music video featuring David Byrne

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the curse of chelsea cruz @chelccruzy.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

Pam: Happy birthday, Jason I got you a machete.

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the curse of chelsea cruz @chelccruzy.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

I’m dying, this amazing also congrats!!

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the curse of chelsea cruz @chelccruzy.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

When you chant “Maki Maki Maki” before opening a blind box.

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the curse of chelsea cruz @chelccruzy.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Get in loser, we’re going to Tomorrow.

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Jason the Cartoon Fan @jasonthecartoonfan.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Gets criticized once.

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the curse of chelsea cruz @chelccruzy.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Another day, another straight white male comedian chud given a platform. With a set so bad that he had to name drop two other chuds.

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the curse of chelsea cruz @chelccruzy.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

I need to blink more when I play video games.

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the curse of chelsea cruz @chelccruzy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

a well known comedian told me I’m funny and I will be riding that wave for the next couple of days.

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the curse of chelsea cruz @chelccruzy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

my family FaceTiming me at the gym: 4yr old niece: Auntie Chelsea, what are you doing? My mom: She’s pretending to walk. Me: you’re not wrong.

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the curse of chelsea cruz @chelccruzy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I had to research. I didn’t know if it was a real thing in Fortnite or like a meme thing.

Slurp Juice
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Mountain Berry Powerade, Sprite, pineapple juice, blue curacao syrup and edible glitter

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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

God this shit was cool as fuck

Still from the movie Jurassic Park showing a raptor with genetic code projected onto it

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the curse of chelsea cruz @chelccruzy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Hellraiser is out here to give you the driest and wettest dining experience of all time.

Skin & Chips Nachos
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Spicy pork rinds topped with Tostitos nacho cheese sauce and Jack Links beef jerky.

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the curse of chelsea cruz @chelccruzy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

there’s a picture of a robot doing my job on the cover of my benefits package brief. um wtf.

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the curse of chelsea cruz @chelccruzy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Sonic Racing is funny because I never thought Big the Cat would ever shit talk me. Clearly I deserved it but damn.

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the curse of chelsea cruz @chelccruzy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Comedians giving me advice: build your brand. Me: ok well my brand is idiot so we’re doing ok.

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the curse of chelsea cruz @chelccruzy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I’m an emergency contact for two of them and that’s all I say.

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the curse of chelsea cruz @chelccruzy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I forgot the name Moogle from Final Fantasy so I googled “lil white guys in Final Fantasy”. It worked, did it show me a picture of Cloud with a shaved head? maybe but we got there.

static.klipy.com

Moogle Kupo: Adorable Floating

ALT: Moogle Kupo: Adorable Floating

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the curse of chelsea cruz @chelccruzy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

When I die this better be my funeral procession.

Max Verstappen vs 100 go karts starting position

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the curse of chelsea cruz @chelccruzy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I hope you told him he’ll never find another girl like Judy Jetson.

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the curse of chelsea cruz @chelccruzy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

can’t believe you never told me that you played with Iggy.

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the curse of chelsea cruz @chelccruzy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

BREAKING: Iggy and the Sandstones will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran

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the curse of chelsea cruz @chelccruzy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Akira Toriyama and McLaren collaborated in 1990. Shuiesha (publisher of Shonen Jump) was a sponsor for F1 McLaren at the time. Toriyama went to the German Grand Prix, met Aryton Senna and drew Dragon Ball characters with his car. He also made the manga Battleman documenting his time at the race. 😮

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