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Samantha Burns

@cheesecakechik.bsky.social
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Samantha Burns @cheesecakechik.bsky.social · 2m
Powered by spite and unmedicated and undiagnosed OCD lol
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Samantha Burns @cheesecakechik.bsky.social · 3m
Actually, correction— it is VERY impressive how active she is in her condition just so she can scold people
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Samantha Burns @cheesecakechik.bsky.social · 5m
It is almost impressive how active this woman is to constantly go up and down stairs at 85 years old, mere hours after being discharged from the hospital from her surgery yesterday, solely to scold people.
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Samantha Burns @cheesecakechik.bsky.social · 7m
haha holy shit
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Samantha Burns @cheesecakechik.bsky.social · 9m
I must emphasize that she has fretted over different trash cans at least 5 times since coming home from the hospital. We’ve not been home all that long either.
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Samantha Burns @cheesecakechik.bsky.social · 11m
I have to admit, did not expect my grandmother to literally start jumping at shadows
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Samantha Burns @cheesecakechik.bsky.social · 13m
She’s now getting upset at something…. That thing was a shadow
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Samantha Burns @cheesecakechik.bsky.social · 18m
I’m starting to understand why my dad could not last a whole week here and had to tap out early lol
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Samantha Burns @cheesecakechik.bsky.social · 20m
I have to admit, it is kind of hilarious to watch what undiagnosed cleanliness OCD is like from an outside observer, as someone who has cleanliness OCD.
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Samantha Burns @cheesecakechik.bsky.social · 25m
I was unaware that the bathroom trash can, which is the only trash can on the floor that the bedroom I’m sleeping in has, was not allowed to have trash by anyone other than her. Yes that includes my grandfather
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Samantha Burns @cheesecakechik.bsky.social · 27m
She’s just come downstairs to get mad at me for putting trash in the trashcan because that is HER trashcan.
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Samantha Burns @cheesecakechik.bsky.social · 32m
I must concur that my grandfather isn’t wrong that he thinks she’s a bitch. The problem is that he also lies constantly lol
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Samantha Burns @cheesecakechik.bsky.social · 38m
It’s been fun listening to my grandmother take swipes at my grandfather when he’s not around and listening to him take swipes at my grandmother when she’s not around. Dear god they hate each other lol
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Mac It Look Like An Accident @macrogers.bsky.social · 3h
Okay so we have a number now: the Onion is officially 6 months ahead of reality.
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Samantha Burns @cheesecakechik.bsky.social · 1h
goddamn dude
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Samantha Burns @cheesecakechik.bsky.social · 1h
yeah idk either
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Samantha Burns @cheesecakechik.bsky.social · 1h
I almost wish I went to that protest in DC just to pledge myself to chairman Bob
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Samantha Burns @cheesecakechik.bsky.social · 1h
I love that I was posting about RevCom, RCP and Bob Avakian yesterday and then see this post today. Refuse fascism is literally the Avakian acolytes lol
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Samantha Burns @cheesecakechik.bsky.social · 1h
Can’t quote post OP so this’ll have to do: BUT HAVE YOU HEARD THE WORD OF OUR LORD AND SAVIOR, CHAIRMAN BOB?
Musicology Duck: I am so frustrated with the refuse fascism people showing up at protests and trying to overshadow the actual organizers on camera with their branded stuff

(Context for those unaware, Refuse Fascism is a group founded by the RCP, which is Bob Avakian’s cult)
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Jessica Price @delafina777.bsky.social · 2h
I don’t think we should have capital punishment at all, but that’s a longer fight. An immediate thing is if we, as a nation, try to execute you and fail like this, that needs to be an automatic commutation of your death sentence.
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Samantha Burns @cheesecakechik.bsky.social · 2h
I have 0 clue why the first time I posted this, it posted it 7 times
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Samantha Burns @cheesecakechik.bsky.social · 2h
If your instinct to depict someone like Stephen Miller with many MANY incredibly antisemitic stereotypes, I have a feeling your issue with him is not actually that he’s a Nazi.
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Samantha Burns @cheesecakechik.bsky.social · 2h
@/jerrygarciascat.bsky.social Attempt two at posting this, being weird about Jews in Mamdani’s mentions continues to be a reliable tell. Not included in that second image is the art of Stephen Miller with devil horns, vampire fangs, and literally dripping blood from the mouth
Mamdani’s post about the ICE shooting of a New Yorker. Not relevant, only thing relevant about it is how it has nothing to do with Jews.

Jerry Garcia’s Cat: I suppose Westchester Jewish liberals agree with this, in their "pick and choose" morality. Israel, oh no, Zohran is an antisemite. ICE, oh yes, ICE out of NYC.
Hypocrites. Be brave, be honest, own your Hebrew school suburban brainwashing and condemn not only death of immigrants, but of babies tooStephen Miller=
Diablo +
Satan +
Devil +
Beelzebub +
Angel of death +
Nazi + Evil Incarnate +
Ashkenazi Jew Immigrant
Trump ass sniffer +
Bad Husband +
Netanyahu ball licker +
Charlie Kirk pegboy
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Samantha Burns @cheesecakechik.bsky.social · 2h
my grandma asked me about my experience using hearing aids because she’s having hearing problems… I had to explain to her that I wore hearing aids to hear LESS, not more lol
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Samantha Burns @cheesecakechik.bsky.social · 2h
I mean, I kinda just assumed it would be hosted on X ngl
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Samantha Burns @cheesecakechik.bsky.social · 2h
100%
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Samantha Burns @cheesecakechik.bsky.social · 3h
Anyways: fuck you, whoever was doing that
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Samantha Burns @cheesecakechik.bsky.social · 3h
Some jackass near me would not stop sucking off their fingers every time they ate so now I’m going to go sit in the car because oh boy did that make my misophonia go wild almost immediately
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Samantha Burns @cheesecakechik.bsky.social · 3h
they should just make the shotgun carousel from Saw VI if they planned to do that
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Samantha Burns @cheesecakechik.bsky.social · 3h
Which is why I think it should be reserved exclusively for those things that absolutely must be made an example out of in every single case, like those responsible for ordering the deaths of untold amounts of people.
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Samantha Burns @cheesecakechik.bsky.social · 3h
Because I don’t think execution serves an actual purporse beyond making an example out of the condemned. It’s mainly just to serve people’s desire for vengeance, which is not the same thing as justice.
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Samantha Burns @cheesecakechik.bsky.social · 3h
Lethal injections hide the barbarity of what’s being done, and paralyze the victim so they can’t express if they’re being tortured to death. Firing squad requires those present to witness and acknowledge the violence they’re actually taking part of, does not mean it should be a spectacle though.
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Samantha Burns @cheesecakechik.bsky.social · 3h
Also I’m still against capital punishment in basically everything short of high ranking officials involved in war crimes and genocide. But I’m also for the least painful execution for the condemned possible as long as it still exists.
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Samantha Burns @cheesecakechik.bsky.social · 3h
Yeah but again, she’s said some shady shit about vaccines before
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Samantha Burns @cheesecakechik.bsky.social · 3h
I don’t think firing squad is more barbaric than any other method of execution. Choosing to make it public though? Now that’s definitely a sign things are going great in this non-fascist country!
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Samantha Burns @cheesecakechik.bsky.social · 3h
Look, as someone who has repeatedly said they think that death by firing squad is much more preferable to a lethal injection, with the main downside being its impact on the executioners’ mental health, which I don’t find particularly important when it comes to killing someone, uhhhhh haha whaaaaaat
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Cool Zone Media @coolzonemedia.bsky.social · 4h
New It Could Happen Here 🇵🇸 @danaelkurd.bsky.social talks with @yara-asi.bsky.social about the attacks on Palestinian health in Gaza and the West Bank, and the Israeli policies and objectives driving these attacks. linktr.ee/ICHHpod
New It Could Happen Here 🇵🇸

@danaelkurd.bsky.social talks with @yara-asi.bsky.social about the attacks on Palestinian health in Gaza and the West Bank, and the Israeli policies and objectives driving these attacks.

https://linktr.ee/ICHHpod
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Samantha Burns @cheesecakechik.bsky.social · 3h
the antics of satanists are always very amusing
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Samantha Burns @cheesecakechik.bsky.social · 4h
Also love that the guy who did this is a former council man for that council
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Samantha Burns @cheesecakechik.bsky.social · 4h
the real question is how damn active are satanists in that one town lmfao
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Samantha Burns @cheesecakechik.bsky.social · 4h
I appreciate that the one council woman getting annoyed at them trying to undo the curse literally warned them back in January that if they allow people to say prayers, they better be ok with satanists saying them.
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Samantha Burns @cheesecakechik.bsky.social · 4h
I do wonder why there’s a giant Winston Churchill quote here.
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Samantha Burns @cheesecakechik.bsky.social · 4h
guys I think I’m driving myself insane just sitting in a hospital
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Samantha Burns @cheesecakechik.bsky.social · 4h
neither of those are very bazinga
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Samantha Burns @cheesecakechik.bsky.social · 4h
lol all good! Totally misread that second post
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Samantha Burns @cheesecakechik.bsky.social · 4h
It’s good that Bialik has hobbies besides advocating for people’s deaths and also casting aspersions on vaccines
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Samantha Burns @cheesecakechik.bsky.social · 4h
Oooh I thought you were saying the high school textbooks claiming he wasn’t Jewish was a lie lmfao, my bad
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Samantha Burns @cheesecakechik.bsky.social · 4h
Like you used them as an example of Jews that recognize Jesus. Except they aren’t Jews
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Samantha Burns @cheesecakechik.bsky.social · 4h
Except messianic Jews aren’t Jews
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Samantha Burns @cheesecakechik.bsky.social · 4h
No, I’m telling you right now— this is a neo Nazi conspiracy to blame Jews for the Holocaust. Hitler is not a Jew. Hitler’s paternal grandfather was not a Jew. It is a claim that has been repeatedly debunked and is only pushed by neo nazis.
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