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The Onion @theonion.com · 10h

Pentagon To Livestream Firing Squad Execution theonion.com/pentagon-to-livestream…

“No way is this administration capable of setting up a working livestream.”

Willem Brydon, Unemployed

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A Cheeseburger Pillow @cheeseburgowski.bsky.social · 10h

Some of us became lazy quitters the honest way.

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sophie chupacabra @szumm.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

a 2004 kia sportage, credible sources auger, is the form our death will take, but not for several more years; so on slow nights we imagine it out there, sitting in traffic, filling with take out trash and talk radio, we know its every dent and stain—when it does come, we'll be greeting an old friend

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A Cheeseburger Pillow @cheeseburgowski.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

It does feel like she's really thriving and that our culture hates when you women do that.

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A Cheeseburger Pillow @cheeseburgowski.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

This guy goes out there everyday and tries to impress daddy by saying the grossest swears he can think of but he is so effortfully gormless that no one can even muster up a finger wag.

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A Cheeseburger Pillow @cheeseburgowski.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Vampire cinema exists for heterosexual people trying to process meeting a bisexual for the first time.

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A Cheeseburger Pillow @cheeseburgowski.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

This is gonna be over in two hits, me hitting send friend request and you hitting accept.

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Lily Baker @lilybaker.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

you ever notice how verily is just quaker for "so true"

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A Cheeseburger Pillow @cheeseburgowski.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Dracula is the plural, just one is a Draculum

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A Cheeseburger Pillow @cheeseburgowski.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Decorating my neighbors's shrine to the Virgin Mary for spooky season.

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A Cheeseburger Pillow @cheeseburgowski.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Don't stay up too late watching your favorite cozy procedurals, dear. I'm starting to worry.

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A Cheeseburger Pillow @cheeseburgowski.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Been a while since I went to a party where they bring out a big stick and demand we all limbo. Times are changing.

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A Cheeseburger Pillow @cheeseburgowski.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

My wife snores, every so often, very gently and never for long. They are shooting stars, gently reminders of something special.

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A Cheeseburger Pillow @cheeseburgowski.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Egg nog and pumpkin spice is a spectrum.

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A Cheeseburger Pillow @cheeseburgowski.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

We all agree that ranma 1/2 does is - but what does it is specifically?

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A Cheeseburger Pillow @cheeseburgowski.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Got my first "Please, sir, you're frightening the children" today.

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A Cheeseburger Pillow @cheeseburgowski.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

"bit of undigested stew" sir does heart burn make you hallucinate ghosts? It should not do that, sir.

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A Cheeseburger Pillow @cheeseburgowski.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Turn of the millennium X-Men tried to warn us about Stephen Miller's aesthetic choices.

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A Cheeseburger Pillow @cheeseburgowski.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Let him normalize Minecraft and other sims. Let him bring in a new era of model train dads.

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A Cheeseburger Pillow @cheeseburgowski.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

If anything John Wilson needs to be remembered as an all-time master of the second person.

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A Cheeseburger Pillow @cheeseburgowski.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Billionaires won't pay for my healthcare even though they're the reason I am sick.

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A Cheeseburger Pillow @cheeseburgowski.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I do not think "Cars are worth it even if it means we have to shrug off the insane number of animals they kill" is a stand we need to be shy about.

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A Cheeseburger Pillow @cheeseburgowski.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

We kill a lot of animals with cars! I believe this should be a priority!

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A Cheeseburger Pillow @cheeseburgowski.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

"Hey man wanna answer some bad faith questions so a mean person can scream about killing you and the people you love" my dear boy can you even hear yourself right now?

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A Cheeseburger Pillow @cheeseburgowski.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

"Will you take our poll" Do you think me an idiot

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A Cheeseburger Pillow @cheeseburgowski.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Watching the Tim Curry It and this movie is just Little Rascals fan fic huh

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A Cheeseburger Pillow @cheeseburgowski.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Anyone who's ever sworn at the wifi running slow owes their parents an apology for saying they overreacted to you losing the remote.

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A Cheeseburger Pillow @cheeseburgowski.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

We're talking a lot about the sailors on the Navy boat who jumped off or attempted suicide, but I bet at least a few of them had their first queer sexual experience and maybe for some it was really eye opening.

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A Cheeseburger Pillow @cheeseburgowski.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Sering this post altered the entire course of my October.

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A Cheeseburger Pillow @cheeseburgowski.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I appreciate it when my assailant tells me how insignificant I am. It helps me keep things in perspective.

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A Cheeseburger Pillow @cheeseburgowski.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Putting a harmonica on your CPAP mask because I miss the rhythm of your snores

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A Cheeseburger Pillow @cheeseburgowski.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I love when you snore baby, it saves me the trouble of taking your pulse to know you are alive.

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A Cheeseburger Pillow @cheeseburgowski.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Freddie Krueger and The Mask are half brothers that's canon

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A Cheeseburger Pillow @cheeseburgowski.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Not to be too silly but you are my everything

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A Cheeseburger Pillow @cheeseburgowski.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

This is a blatant attack on the Little Scamp community, as well as every other member of the Cutie Pie Coalition, and on the Cozy Fellas community at large.

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A Cheeseburger Pillow @cheeseburgowski.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Andy Serkis has admitted that in developing his character of "Chill Gollum: Gollum If He Had Access to Little Spoonfuls of Chunky PB" he intentionally violated copyright law by using my likeness. I will be pursuing full legal action.

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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

rewatching “9 to 5” for the first time in probably 12 years and if there really is a heaven I hope it’s just getting stoned with Dolly Parton, Jane Fonda and Lily Tomlin I love women so much

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A Cheeseburger Pillow @cheeseburgowski.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I totally agree we need to move forward with real progress for a better world, especially at this unique window in history, but also, it's okay for me not to be focused on that right now.

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A Cheeseburger Pillow @cheeseburgowski.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Our current graduating class of fascists can be understood as bullies processing the generational trauma of being schooled by the nerds.

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