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CheeringMetroMolly

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The internet is my favorite mistake

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Jen Rice @jenrice.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
BREAKING: It made the final cut. Congratulations, Michigan, you might have the best voting sticker of 2026.
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Hatok @hatok.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
nominee for funniest post of the year
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CheeringMetroMolly @cheeringmetromolly.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Did we all know this or am I just realizing that Boober from Fraggle Rock was the genesis from where all Emo kids originated ??
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Boober from Fraggle Rock
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Mara Wilson @marawilson.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Recently a family member told me he didn’t “get” my crush on John Leguizamo and I don’t know why I didn’t just show him this photo
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Jorts (and Jean) @jortsthecat.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
This post aged well
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anti-zionist dog 🇵🇸 @puppydoggaming.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
i will say lindsey graham being asked by a reporter how mitch mcconnell is doing, answering “i don’t know, i’m going to check right now” and then dying is hilarious
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The Onion @theonion.com · 12/07/2026
Trump Sees Hunter Biden   Smoking Crack On Wing Of Air Force One
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Trump Sees Hunter Biden   Smoking Crack On Wing Of Air Force One
WASHINGTON—After he rubbed his eyes and blinked to confirm he wasn’t dreaming or seeing things, President Donald Trump stated Thursday that he had spotted Hunter Biden smoking crack on the wing of Air...
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CheeringMetroMolly @cheeringmetromolly.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Russia may have blown up Lindsey Graham.
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molly conger @socialistdogmom.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
i know you know you have the right to remain silent when being questioned by law enforcement, but the way that right is interpreted by the courts is actually very deranged and you might enjoy learning the specifics of how to properly invoke that right. just something to think about today!
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Berghuis v. Thompkins
Podcast Episode · 5-4 · October 10, 2023 · 1h
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
jesus christ NO! NO!!! FUCK
Back Of Gatorade Bottle Features Recipe For Gatorade Casserole @andrewfleer.com actually collecting the ingredients for this for some reasonIt's so wet

An unbaked Gatorade casserole 
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Update: 30 minutes later, it's still very wet.

Maybe 20 more minutes?







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We're going to try just a little longer. 

For the record, it smells horrid

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After an hour, I think this is the best we're gonna get

Baked Gatorade "casserole" 
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Gatorade casserole soup in a bowl 
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Y'all I'm scared to try it







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It smells like hot tuna, with a lingering sweetness of the Gatorade
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Guy Venables @guyvenables.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
One of my cartoons for Monday's Metro
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Honey Grandma @honeygrandma.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
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Jack Nicholson: Let It Rain
ALT: Jack Nicholson: Let It Rain
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molly conger @socialistdogmom.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
do you think they’re letting him sign fake peace deals because his cage fight might get rained out and they don’t want him to be sad on his birthday?
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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
“The new James Bond game doesn’t have enough kissing hot girls and his boss is DEI,” I say to my microwave as a frozen dinner turns in slow circles, each rotation another sliver taken away from my soul
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ICARUS @mistericarus.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
SHAROOOON! THEY'VE TRAPPED ME FUCKIN SOUL IN A FUCKIN DIGITAL CONSTRUCT SHARON. IVE GOT NO FUCKIN FREE WILL SHARON. THEY WANT ME TO SING CRAZY TRAIN TILL THE HEAT DEATH OF THE UNIVERSE SHARON. FUCKIN HELL. SHAROOOON!
THEY'VE TURNED OZZY INTO A DIGITAL AVATAR KIND OF MAYBE LIKE ABBA BUT ALSO MAYBE LIKE TUPAC.
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Morbid Movies Podcast @morbidmovies.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Dracula (1958) is being re-released by Hammer with additional footage that censors found to be too gruesome. Sounds absolutely delightful. #filmsky #moviesky #horror www.theguardian.com/film/2026/ma...
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Hammer to rerelease 1958 Dracula in UK with long-lost footage added
Classic starring Christopher Lee and Peter Cushing will include footage censors decided was too gruesome
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molly conger @socialistdogmom.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
the only reasonable reaction at this point.
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Bailey Poletti @baileypoletti.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Happy Mother's Day (You don't need to be blood to be family)
Still from Aliens, showing Ripley (a mother-figure) and Newt. Ripley is carrying a large military assault rifle with flamethrower.
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Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
White House rolls out an obvious distraction and here’s the most powerful Democrat in the country clapping like a seal
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Cool Zone Media @coolzonemedia.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
The gang discuss the hantavirus, a 72 billion dollar reconciliation package for ICE and Border Patrol, elections in Ohio,and court rulings on mail order abortion pills.  @bishonentype.bsky.social @iwriteok.bsky.social @jamesstout.bsky.social @miawong.bsky.social linktr.ee/ICHHpod
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victoria scott @victoriascott.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Oh come the fuck on man how come every morning it’s more Airbud shit to wake up to, except the dog can only play basketball if it’s racist or whatever
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Jared Holt @jaredlholt.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
On Monday’s episode of Posting Through It, some listeners might hear a familiar voice. We’ll be joined by Dan from @knowledgefight.bsky.social to talk about the final Infowars broadcast and how Alex Jones’ status as conspiracist media kingmaker faded in recent years.
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CheeringMetroMolly @cheeringmetromolly.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
I absolutely HATED this book. I was forced to read it in High School. It was hands-down the most depressing semester of my life. I'm going to avoid the adaptation like the plague.
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𝚂𝚎𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚍𝚊𝚛𝚢 𝙿𝚛𝚘𝚝𝚘𝚌𝚘𝚕 @2ndaryprotocol.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
The Hammer horror pic ‘House Of Fright’ (aka ‘The Two Faces Of Dr. Jekyll’ • ‘Jekyll’s Inferno’) starring Paul Massie, Christopher Lee, Dawn Addams, and, very briefly, Oliver Reed horrified audiences in North America sixty-five years ago this week 👥 🧪 😱 #OTD
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CheeringMetroMolly @cheeringmetromolly.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
God damn, am I gonna miss Knowledge Fight. It truly was my bright spot.
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Anna Merlan @annamerlan.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
“On multiple occasions in the past year, members of his security detail had difficulty waking Patel because he was seemingly intoxicated, according to information supplied to Justice Department and White House officials.” www.theatlantic.com/politics/202...
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The FBI Director Is MIA
Kash Patel has alarmed colleagues with episodes of excessive drinking and unexplained absences.
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Weedle @weedle.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Exactly one year ago today:
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Flying Mezerkis @bananapantz.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Hahahahahahahaha Oh my! Is this an opening para or is this an opening paragraph? This alone should end any normal human cabinet secretary.
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CheeringMetroMolly @cheeringmetromolly.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Sinners, but the vampires just blow big ole raspberries on your tummy to turn you.
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Bookshop.org @bookshop.org · 16/03/2026
Craving more dark historical fantasy and vampire horror after watching Sinners? We’ve got a list for that: bookshop.org/lists/books-...
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Books to Read If You Liked Sinners
We gonna [read] every last one of ya. Sinners won big at the 98th Academy Awards with Michael B.
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NPR @npr.org · 01/03/2026
Update: The deaths of three U.S. servicemen mark the first American casualties since the start of operation "Epic Fury" on Saturday. President Trump said "there will likely be more" Americans killed.
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3 American soldiers killed, and Trump says more 'likely,' in war against Iran
The deaths of three U.S. servicemen mark the first American casualties since the start of operation "Epic Fury" on Saturday. President Trump said "there will likely be more" Americans killed.
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molly conger @socialistdogmom.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
the president must be so busy. before he had time to update us, via pre-recorded statement posted to truth social, on the war he started, he had to make ten consecutive posts of screenshots of tweets from right wing pundits talking about what a good speech he made last week.
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CheeringMetroMolly @cheeringmetromolly.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
I hate that I was right.
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Anna Anne Anthropy @cyborgurl.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
the thing about max landis is you're like "how does hollywood keep producing these serial abusers?" and then you remember his dad killed multiple children and got away with it
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Adem @adem.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
DON'T FOLLOW ME
You wont make it
i won't either
it's a '91 lumina
i am very high
and lost and scared
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Jesspooka Kant 🎃 @jessdkant.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
As of tonight, licenses of trans people across Kansas are being invalidated en masse, enabling the overnight criminalization of an entire group of people for going about our lives. It’s often said you never know when you’re living through history, so let me assure you: that’s what’s happening now.
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Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
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Helen Macdonald @hjm.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
(from www.instagram.com/nobodyssweet...)
constructivist-inspired banner in red and cream with black lettering bearing the legend STOP FORCING AI INTO FUCKING EVERYTHING - nobody asked for it everyone hates it
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
the only way to improve Star Trek: TNG would be if they'd give each major character an episode where they fucked a ghost trapped in a candle
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Mobius Stripper @mobiusstripper.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
If I die, I want my remains to be scattered at the US Capitol. Do not cremate me.
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
i would be overjoyed if the U.S. had a president as ethical and even-tempered as Chancellor Gowron
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Havoc @havoc147.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
This is the BEST explanation I have seen so far.
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CheeringMetroMolly @cheeringmetromolly.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Tbh, Nicki Minaj has been mask off for quite awhile now. Her chitchat with Erikkka Kirk and her holding hands with our orange dictator is just owning up to it i guess.
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
ok but they won't ICE officers won't follow orders they don't ideologically like And elected Dems have not yet shown evidence of any spine to do what is necessary: punish these people.
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Just learned that David Harbour named the apartment where he has sex "The Dojo" and tbh even if I was really into someone, the instant they call their home "The Dojo" I'm out. That said it they take me back to an actual dojo for sex? I'm in.
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CheeringMetroMolly @cheeringmetromolly.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
In case there was any question about it, I just want to clarify that I despise AI generated artwork. Support artists.
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
ban social media, put heroin in the water supply
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carolmac80💙🌈☮️🏳️‍⚧️🇺🇸🇺🇦🧿🌊 @carolmac80.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
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amateurgatabout.bsky.social @amateurgatabout.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
music.youtube.com/playlist?lis... Fuck ICE playlist 👏🏼
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Fuck ICE
Listen to Fuck ICE on YouTube Music - a dedicated music app with official songs, music videos, remixes, covers, and more.
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
ok y'all complain when he wastes money on a gold plated toilet but somehow it's also bad when my man cuts costs with some golden spray paint?
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