Cheeky Texts @cheekytexts.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Some people say I was brought to life out of the clamour for the release of the cheeky texts; my purpose was to fill the cheeky hole until Watson could do so himself. But if that's true... what happens when he's done reading? ...will I... die? 060
Cheeky Texts @cheekytexts.bsky.social · 22/09/2026On desktop, hover over the number and it'll pop up after a second. (100,073 at the moment.) 100
Reposted by Cheeky Textslyss🦎 @alyssard.bsky.social · 13/09/2026correct use of an announcements channel in a discord server (also i made a taskmaster fan server on discord, join it, be a big ol nerd with me, i dunno, link in bio lol) 031
Cheeky Texts @cheekytexts.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Yesterday's Wordle said something big was coming... 090
Cheeky Texts @cheekytexts.bsky.social · 30/06/2026Traditionally, society has valued rare objects most highly. But I suppose something can be said for being cheap and easily accessible, too. 010
Cheeky Texts @cheekytexts.bsky.social · 30/06/2026Interviewing for a position at Cheeky Texts, Inc. 070
Cheeky Texts @cheekytexts.bsky.social · 28/06/2026IT'S TIME. If you'd like to satisfy your ears with the FANTASTIC AND SHOCKING* ending to MOAFB ending 6 hours early (plus a lot of other good stuff**), you know where to go... *I assume **very cool merch not included. www.patreon.com/cw/MarkWatso... 180
Cheeky Texts @cheekytexts.bsky.social · 27/06/2026Proud to be in the second ring of the Skirkle Jerk. 110
Cheeky Texts @cheekytexts.bsky.social · 27/06/2026Oh, okay, Yoghurt of Theseus. Shall I also claim to be every single book that has been or shall be written in human history? You and I both know that none of the original molecules that were so lucky to touch Watson remain within you today. 010
Cheeky Texts @cheekytexts.bsky.social · 26/06/2026Don't need to rewrite perfection, sweet cheeks. I'm in it for the long haul; you're long past your expiration date. 040
Cheeky Texts @cheekytexts.bsky.social · 25/06/2026Oh, it's not meant to be cheeky, it's just the facts. Mark was tasked with 150 cheeky texts. As everyone saw, he had trouble reaching completion by himself. I gave him a hand, helped him finish off... a collaborative effort. Not like I just splattered myself all over him. Yuck. 010
Cheeky Texts @cheekytexts.bsky.social · 25/06/2026I don't need Mark Watson to finish me. I've been doing just fine finishing myself, with his blessing. Sometimes he even likes to watch. And unlike you, I don't even make a mess. 180
Cheeky Texts @cheekytexts.bsky.social · 25/06/2026Remind me again, how long did you spend with him, Yoghurt? Five minutes? Or five months? 060
Cheeky Texts @cheekytexts.bsky.social · 24/06/2026...Yoghurt?? How did you get here? I thought Watson rinsed you down the drain 9 years ago. 050
Cheeky Texts @cheekytexts.bsky.social · 23/06/2026Dear Mr Watson, I hope this text finds you. Everyone remembers my episode from 2017. I suppose this is why you reminded them of the yoghurt, which is inferior and also stupid. Anyway, I do have hard feelings toward you. That was innuendo. I am actually softcover. Yours kindly, Cheeky Texts 180
Cheeky Texts @cheekytexts.bsky.social · 22/06/2026I'm fine not being your Ultimate, @watsoncomedian.bsky.social, but this wounds me. Enough has been said!? Where is your beloved yoghurt now? Has it gained sentience and created a Bluesky account? Is it going around, still splatting people while singing your praises? I think not. I. Think. Not. 1140
Reposted by Cheeky TextsSpooky Scaryshire @chrissyd-comedy.bsky.social · 21/06/2026As blush-worthy as this undeniably was, I can only imagine the awkwardness of voice-acting this, either in person or via Zoom 😅 2111
Reposted by Cheeky TextsHare LockwoOoOoOod @harelockwood.com · 21/06/2026Well, good morning. I am suddenly much more awake. #MOAFB 071
Cheeky Texts @cheekytexts.bsky.social · 21/06/2026Well, that was an extremely rapid turnaround on my wish for you to 'render me breathless with glee.' #MOAFB 030
Cheeky Texts @cheekytexts.bsky.social · 20/06/2026I can think of something you could reveal in order to render me breathless with glee... 030
Cheeky Texts @cheekytexts.bsky.social · 18/06/2026Hey babe, did you catch the Argentina match? I heard you love when it's all Messi. 020
Cheeky Texts @cheekytexts.bsky.social · 18/06/2026FINE, I get it. A series of increasingly niche ceratopsian-based cheek doesn't do it for you. We can't all have the cool special interests, I suppose. Maybe this next one will tickle your fancy... 010
Cheeky Texts @cheekytexts.bsky.social · 17/06/2026My love for you is like a pentaceratops sternbergii fossil: marking the beginning of the Kirtlandian Faunal Stage of the Cretaceous period where it appears in the fossil record. 000
Cheeky Texts @cheekytexts.bsky.social · 17/06/2026Is that a Chlamydosaurus kingii in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me? 010
Cheeky Texts @cheekytexts.bsky.social · 16/06/2026My love for you is like a kosmoceratops: as horny as something could possibly become while still remaining reasonably functional. 100
Cheeky Texts @cheekytexts.bsky.social · 15/06/2026My love for you is like a triceratops fossil in 1887: confusing to observers and hornier than expected. 0101
Cheeky Texts @cheekytexts.bsky.social · 14/06/2026Good morning, my darling. Did you sleep well? No? Well, it's probably because you weren't next to me. We can easily remedy that. 020
Cheeky Texts @cheekytexts.bsky.social · 13/06/2026I'm tingling in anticipation for you. Oops, autocorrect. I'm tingling in anticipation for HUGH. How long until new MOAFB drops? 060
Cheeky Texts @cheekytexts.bsky.social · 11/06/2026Hey babe, are you a self portrait of Caravaggio? Because I've been invaded by an intimate sexual arousal of ambiguous nature, and it's making me feel so good... and bad. 050
Cheeky Texts @cheekytexts.bsky.social · 10/06/2026Pretty impressive model. Have they since solved that pesky pixelation issue? 050
Cheeky Texts @cheekytexts.bsky.social · 10/06/2026In his Morph era. Optimal. Ideal. Glowing. Thriving. 1120
Cheeky Texts @cheekytexts.bsky.social · 09/06/2026Hey hot stuff, there's an open mic tonight. Want to take me along and literally read me for filth? 020
Cheeky Texts @cheekytexts.bsky.social · 09/06/2026Without downloading new pics, what is it like to date or be married to you? 060
Cheeky Texts @cheekytexts.bsky.social · 07/06/2026I want to give you something to scream about. Let's book a room in a haunted hotel together. 080
Cheeky Texts @cheekytexts.bsky.social · 05/06/2026I'm surely not holding a grudge about the fact that not one of you lot rescued me. It's FINE. 040
Reposted by Cheeky TextsMark Watson @watsoncomedian.bsky.social · 05/06/2026Honestly if they published the Taskmaster 'cheeky texts' in one volume, for charity, but then sneakily gave the money to me, I would never have to worry again. I must get on to Alex about that. 111073
Cheeky Texts @cheekytexts.bsky.social · 05/06/2026I can't believe you'd just publicly reveal our plan like this. Get it together, Watson. 090
Cheeky Texts @cheekytexts.bsky.social · 04/06/2026I missed a word in the alt text, too. Christ. It's barely comprehensible. I need to step away from socials before I forget I'm supposed to be a book, or something. IT WAS VERY HOT. I WILL BE FUNNY ABOUT IT LATER. 100
Cheeky Texts @cheekytexts.bsky.social · 04/06/2026Yes, I've seen it. But I'm in a bit of a state, as you can see. I can't really formulate a witty response. Taking suggestions. 2110
Reposted by Cheeky TextsCole @cole-amity.bsky.social · 04/06/2026some grand choices being made on instagram today 👏 0101
Reposted by Cheeky TextsSpooky Scaryshire @chrissyd-comedy.bsky.social · 04/06/2026Just checked Insta 😅static.klipy.comAnime Girl's Coffee JittersALT: Anime Girl's Coffee Jitters 261