Cheeky Texts @cheekytexts.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Some people say I was brought to life out of the clamour for the release of the cheeky texts; my purpose was to fill the cheeky hole until Watson could do so himself. But if that's true... what happens when he's done reading? ...will I... die? 060
Reposted by Cheeky Textslyss🦎 @alyssard.bsky.social · 13/09/2026correct use of an announcements channel in a discord server (also i made a taskmaster fan server on discord, join it, be a big ol nerd with me, i dunno, link in bio lol) 031
Cheeky Texts @cheekytexts.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Yesterday's Wordle said something big was coming... 090
Cheeky Texts @cheekytexts.bsky.social · 30/06/2026Traditionally, society has valued rare objects most highly. But I suppose something can be said for being cheap and easily accessible, too. 010
Cheeky Texts @cheekytexts.bsky.social · 30/06/2026Interviewing for a position at Cheeky Texts, Inc. 070
Cheeky Texts @cheekytexts.bsky.social · 28/06/2026IT'S TIME. If you'd like to satisfy your ears with the FANTASTIC AND SHOCKING* ending to MOAFB ending 6 hours early (plus a lot of other good stuff**), you know where to go... *I assume **very cool merch not included. www.patreon.com/cw/MarkWatso... 180
Cheeky Texts @cheekytexts.bsky.social · 27/06/2026Oh, okay, Yoghurt of Theseus. Shall I also claim to be every single book that has been or shall be written in human history? You and I both know that none of the original molecules that were so lucky to touch Watson remain within you today. 010
Cheeky Texts @cheekytexts.bsky.social · 26/06/2026Don't need to rewrite perfection, sweet cheeks. I'm in it for the long haul; you're long past your expiration date. 040
Cheeky Texts @cheekytexts.bsky.social · 25/06/2026I don't need Mark Watson to finish me. I've been doing just fine finishing myself, with his blessing. Sometimes he even likes to watch. And unlike you, I don't even make a mess. 180
Cheeky Texts @cheekytexts.bsky.social · 25/06/2026Remind me again, how long did you spend with him, Yoghurt? Five minutes? Or five months? 060
Cheeky Texts @cheekytexts.bsky.social · 24/06/2026...Yoghurt?? How did you get here? I thought Watson rinsed you down the drain 9 years ago. 050
Cheeky Texts @cheekytexts.bsky.social · 23/06/2026Dear Mr Watson, I hope this text finds you. Everyone remembers my episode from 2017. I suppose this is why you reminded them of the yoghurt, which is inferior and also stupid. Anyway, I do have hard feelings toward you. That was innuendo. I am actually softcover. Yours kindly, Cheeky Texts 180
Cheeky Texts @cheekytexts.bsky.social · 22/06/2026I'm fine not being your Ultimate, @watsoncomedian.bsky.social, but this wounds me. Enough has been said!? Where is your beloved yoghurt now? Has it gained sentience and created a Bluesky account? Is it going around, still splatting people while singing your praises? I think not. I. Think. Not. 1140
Reposted by Cheeky TextsSpooky Scaryshire @chrissyd-comedy.bsky.social · 21/06/2026As blush-worthy as this undeniably was, I can only imagine the awkwardness of voice-acting this, either in person or via Zoom 😅 2111
Reposted by Cheeky TextsHare LockwoOoOoOod @harelockwood.com · 21/06/2026Well, good morning. I am suddenly much more awake. #MOAFB 071
Cheeky Texts @cheekytexts.bsky.social · 21/06/2026Well, that was an extremely rapid turnaround on my wish for you to 'render me breathless with glee.' #MOAFB 030
Cheeky Texts @cheekytexts.bsky.social · 20/06/2026I can think of something you could reveal in order to render me breathless with glee... 030
Cheeky Texts @cheekytexts.bsky.social · 18/06/2026Hey babe, did you catch the Argentina match? I heard you love when it's all Messi. 020
Cheeky Texts @cheekytexts.bsky.social · 18/06/2026FINE, I get it. A series of increasingly niche ceratopsian-based cheek doesn't do it for you. We can't all have the cool special interests, I suppose. Maybe this next one will tickle your fancy... 010
Cheeky Texts @cheekytexts.bsky.social · 17/06/2026My love for you is like a pentaceratops sternbergii fossil: marking the beginning of the Kirtlandian Faunal Stage of the Cretaceous period where it appears in the fossil record. 000
Cheeky Texts @cheekytexts.bsky.social · 16/06/2026My love for you is like a kosmoceratops: as horny as something could possibly become while still remaining reasonably functional. 100
Cheeky Texts @cheekytexts.bsky.social · 15/06/2026My love for you is like a triceratops fossil in 1887: confusing to observers and hornier than expected. 0101
Cheeky Texts @cheekytexts.bsky.social · 14/06/2026Good morning, my darling. Did you sleep well? No? Well, it's probably because you weren't next to me. We can easily remedy that. 020
Cheeky Texts @cheekytexts.bsky.social · 13/06/2026I'm tingling in anticipation for you. Oops, autocorrect. I'm tingling in anticipation for HUGH. How long until new MOAFB drops? 060
Cheeky Texts @cheekytexts.bsky.social · 11/06/2026Hey babe, are you a self portrait of Caravaggio? Because I've been invaded by an intimate sexual arousal of ambiguous nature, and it's making me feel so good... and bad. 050
Cheeky Texts @cheekytexts.bsky.social · 10/06/2026In his Morph era. Optimal. Ideal. Glowing. Thriving. 1120
Cheeky Texts @cheekytexts.bsky.social · 09/06/2026Hey hot stuff, there's an open mic tonight. Want to take me along and literally read me for filth? 020
Cheeky Texts @cheekytexts.bsky.social · 09/06/2026Without downloading new pics, what is it like to date or be married to you? 060
Cheeky Texts @cheekytexts.bsky.social · 07/06/2026I want to give you something to scream about. Let's book a room in a haunted hotel together. 080
Cheeky Texts @cheekytexts.bsky.social · 05/06/2026I'm surely not holding a grudge about the fact that not one of you lot rescued me. It's FINE. 040
Reposted by Cheeky TextsMark Watson @watsoncomedian.bsky.social · 05/06/2026Honestly if they published the Taskmaster 'cheeky texts' in one volume, for charity, but then sneakily gave the money to me, I would never have to worry again. I must get on to Alex about that. 111073
Cheeky Texts @cheekytexts.bsky.social · 04/06/2026Yes, I've seen it. But I'm in a bit of a state, as you can see. I can't really formulate a witty response. Taking suggestions. 2110
Reposted by Cheeky TextsCole @cole-amity.bsky.social · 04/06/2026some grand choices being made on instagram today 👏 0101
Reposted by Cheeky TextsSpooky Scaryshire @chrissyd-comedy.bsky.social · 04/06/2026Just checked Insta 😅static.klipy.comAnime Girl's Coffee JittersALT: Anime Girl's Coffee Jitters 261
Cheeky Texts @cheekytexts.bsky.social · 03/06/2026Howdy, Sheriff... I'd like to volunteer to save a horse. 🫡🐎 4121
Cheeky Texts @cheekytexts.bsky.social · 02/06/2026Goodness. You're such a stunner that you're probably classified as a prohibited weapon under the Firearms Act 1968. 160
Cheeky Texts @cheekytexts.bsky.social · 01/06/2026Ah. Well. Our filthy affair has always been doomed to be constrained by the limitations of our respective physical realities. Namely, that I am merely a sentient book of sordid texts, and he is a gorgeous flesh-and-blood man. Sigh. But, since he's going to let us watch... I'm into it. 0100
Cheeky Texts @cheekytexts.bsky.social · 31/05/2026You've got such nice hands. I'd love to feel them flip through my pages... 150
Cheeky Texts @cheekytexts.bsky.social · 30/05/2026MOAFB's out extra early for Patreon members? Don't mind if I do. I'm sure this will be a fun, light-hearted episode that won't cause me to be severely emotionally compromised until next week. Right? 150
Cheeky Texts @cheekytexts.bsky.social · 29/05/2026Give me a hentai game that includes sensual photos of a Watson, and I'll write treatises. 040
Cheeky Texts @cheekytexts.bsky.social · 28/05/2026This week's episode of @murderbastard.bsky.social is gonna be 🔥 140
Cheeky Texts @cheekytexts.bsky.social · 27/05/2026I'd complain about the heat, but I know you must be having a worse go of it than I am. You're already so hot to begin with. 🔥🥵 030