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Chas Johnson

@chasjohnsonv.bsky.social
1.5K followers 699 following 90 posts

Woke AF, Antitheist, Unaffiliated Satanist, Hail Thyself!!! 🤘🏻🜏 ⸸⛧😈⛧⸸🜏🤘🏻

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Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Hey @timheidecker.bsky.social why won't you talk to me bro? I'm a better comedy writer than anyone you got on staff right now. That's true as fuck
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Kelly @broadwaybabyto.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
You’re far closer to becoming disabled or homeless than you are to becoming a billionaire. They’re not choices or moral failings. They can happen in an instant from an infection, accident, job loss or sudden illness. They’re minority groups you can join at any time.
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Gory Battlefield @garybutterfield.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
Waking up to The Obituary is going to rule, and almost all of us are going to get to experience it. Moon landing vibes, once in a lifetime thing. I'm really looking forward to it, taking my vitamins, making sure I live to see it.
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 19/07/2025
ATTN: If you’re one of the 1,000 FBI agents who reviewed the Epstein files, feel free to reach out to me via signal (in my bio). I’ll keep you anonymous- as I have the thousands of current and former federal workers who have sent me tips. Please share this widely. 🙏🏻
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Chas Johnson @chasjohnsonv.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
Ugh, I want to so bad!! But between my HOA and my town's law that it can't be over 6 inches...
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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
Me: I don’t feel well. Doctor: That’s because you’re alive.
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Chas Johnson @chasjohnsonv.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
Congrats!! I'm a 10 year brain cancer survivor myself 🤘🏻
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Chas Johnson @chasjohnsonv.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
WTAF?!?
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Chas Johnson @chasjohnsonv.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
He's also got the mentality of a middle schooler so...
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The Unvirgin Mary @theunvirginmary.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
Oh god, yes!
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Chas Johnson @chasjohnsonv.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
Damnit man
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Leia BlueSkywalker @blueskye2025.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
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Spilly @spilly.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
I think i planted Gritty
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Chas Johnson @chasjohnsonv.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
A grey cat with a crazy look on his face
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Chas Johnson @chasjohnsonv.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
And you are doing what about it??? Posting on social media and "strongly worded letters" don't seem to be getting the job done. 🙄
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Tori Foote @toriatheisttori.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
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Chas Johnson @chasjohnsonv.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
Yep. Dark times man.
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Chas Johnson @chasjohnsonv.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
I always liked him. To just throw it all away like this.... 😥
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Chas Johnson @chasjohnsonv.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
Right?!? Like WTAF???
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Chas Johnson @chasjohnsonv.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
I'd love to hear from them.
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Chas Johnson @chasjohnsonv.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
That shit is pathetic and embarrassing for the whole country. Like, THAT'S who we elected to represent us?!?
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Chas Johnson @chasjohnsonv.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
Possibly. But, who to? Isn't he supposed to be a "christian"? And aren't they a big part of his base?
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Chas Johnson @chasjohnsonv.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
But so's everything he does. I don't know if he's smart enough to think it that far through.
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Chas Johnson @chasjohnsonv.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
The narcissistic cunt who the most hateful among us elected to be president.
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Chas Johnson @chasjohnsonv.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
He always has to be the center of attention.
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Chas Johnson @chasjohnsonv.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
See - United States
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Chas Johnson @chasjohnsonv.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
Naziferatu
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Chas Johnson @chasjohnsonv.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
First pitcher plant flower spike of the year!!
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Chas Johnson @chasjohnsonv.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
As bad as it is, I can't believe it's not a lot worse. We've truly become a shithole country.
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Chas Johnson @chasjohnsonv.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
Soon 🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻
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Chas Johnson @chasjohnsonv.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
The projection is spectacular with these Mf'rs!
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Chas Johnson @chasjohnsonv.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
Stupid ass, so inbred even his name is inbred, fake tough guy!!
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Satan @thedevil.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
never forget that we’re currently facing total economic destruction because fox news got upset about 0.0001% of our population wanting equal rights
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Chas Johnson @chasjohnsonv.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
Nice!! That's a pretty red area too.
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Satan @thedevil.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
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Chas Johnson @chasjohnsonv.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
Straight up oligarchy
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Chas Johnson @chasjohnsonv.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
WTF Neil?!?
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What's Antifa? @thejeder.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
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Chas Johnson @chasjohnsonv.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
IDK, I'm barely hanging on.
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Chas Johnson @chasjohnsonv.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
That's all actually very christian...
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The Unvirgin Mary @theunvirginmary.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
✔️
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Jamey 🏳️‍⚧️ @fawfulthegreat64.net · 09/04/2025
repost if you have more followers than Adobe
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Chas Johnson @chasjohnsonv.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
It's almost like there's a pattern...
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Chas Johnson @chasjohnsonv.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
Naziferatu!
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Chas Johnson @chasjohnsonv.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
Yes please 🙏🏻
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Albert Sleet @fakehandl.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
People: Tariffs are paid by consumers. Stupider people: Tariffs are paid by foreign governments. The stupidest person: Tariffs are paid by penguins.
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What's Antifa? @thejeder.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
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Artburk @artburk.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 04/04/2025
How many train wrecks do we have to survive before we pull our heads out of our collective asses and let women run this country? They called it from day one.
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