Reposted by Chas JohnsonLiam Nissan™ @theliamnissan.bsky.social · 22/04/2026Hey @timheidecker.bsky.social why won't you talk to me bro? I'm a better comedy writer than anyone you got on staff right now. That's true as fuck 11207140
Reposted by Chas JohnsonKelly @broadwaybabyto.bsky.social · 14/08/2025You’re far closer to becoming disabled or homeless than you are to becoming a billionaire. They’re not choices or moral failings. They can happen in an instant from an infection, accident, job loss or sudden illness. They’re minority groups you can join at any time. 6504204
Reposted by Chas JohnsonGory Battlefield @garybutterfield.bsky.social · 24/07/2025Waking up to The Obituary is going to rule, and almost all of us are going to get to experience it. Moon landing vibes, once in a lifetime thing. I'm really looking forward to it, taking my vitamins, making sure I live to see it. 45602103
Reposted by Chas JohnsonAllison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 19/07/2025ATTN: If you’re one of the 1,000 FBI agents who reviewed the Epstein files, feel free to reach out to me via signal (in my bio). I’ll keep you anonymous- as I have the thousands of current and former federal workers who have sent me tips. Please share this widely. 🙏🏻 3913470715762
Chas Johnson @chasjohnsonv.bsky.social · 12/07/2025Ugh, I want to so bad!! But between my HOA and my town's law that it can't be over 6 inches... 010
Reposted by Chas JohnsonMr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 11/07/2025Me: I don’t feel well. Doctor: That’s because you’re alive. 633768439
Chas Johnson @chasjohnsonv.bsky.social · 20/06/2025Congrats!! I'm a 10 year brain cancer survivor myself 🤘🏻 010
Chas Johnson @chasjohnsonv.bsky.social · 02/06/2025He's also got the mentality of a middle schooler so... 120
Chas Johnson @chasjohnsonv.bsky.social · 06/05/2025And you are doing what about it??? Posting on social media and "strongly worded letters" don't seem to be getting the job done. 🙄 070
Chas Johnson @chasjohnsonv.bsky.social · 27/04/2025I always liked him. To just throw it all away like this.... 😥 120
Chas Johnson @chasjohnsonv.bsky.social · 26/04/2025That shit is pathetic and embarrassing for the whole country. Like, THAT'S who we elected to represent us?!? 030
Chas Johnson @chasjohnsonv.bsky.social · 26/04/2025Possibly. But, who to? Isn't he supposed to be a "christian"? And aren't they a big part of his base? 220
Chas Johnson @chasjohnsonv.bsky.social · 26/04/2025But so's everything he does. I don't know if he's smart enough to think it that far through. 120
Chas Johnson @chasjohnsonv.bsky.social · 26/04/2025The narcissistic cunt who the most hateful among us elected to be president. 010
Chas Johnson @chasjohnsonv.bsky.social · 26/04/2025First pitcher plant flower spike of the year!! 081
Chas Johnson @chasjohnsonv.bsky.social · 25/04/2025As bad as it is, I can't believe it's not a lot worse. We've truly become a shithole country. 020
Chas Johnson @chasjohnsonv.bsky.social · 23/04/2025The projection is spectacular with these Mf'rs! 020
Chas Johnson @chasjohnsonv.bsky.social · 23/04/2025Stupid ass, so inbred even his name is inbred, fake tough guy!! 010
Reposted by Chas JohnsonSatan @thedevil.bsky.social · 22/04/2025never forget that we’re currently facing total economic destruction because fox news got upset about 0.0001% of our population wanting equal rights 327301585095
Reposted by Chas JohnsonJamey 🏳️⚧️ @fawfulthegreat64.net · 09/04/2025repost if you have more followers than Adobe 35959772940
Reposted by Chas JohnsonAlbert Sleet @fakehandl.bsky.social · 04/04/2025People: Tariffs are paid by consumers. Stupider people: Tariffs are paid by foreign governments. The stupidest person: Tariffs are paid by penguins. 171142166
Reposted by Chas JohnsonChristopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 04/04/2025How many train wrecks do we have to survive before we pull our heads out of our collective asses and let women run this country? They called it from day one. 1320319418207